how can i get a cute gf?
i've tried everything
>>25854575
if you're ugly your only hope is to have a close group of friends that things you're really funny. If a female see's you're in high status even with your looks within it, she will attach herself to you for social gain.
>>25854607
i'm not funny at all...
also i forgot to mention i'm black, that gives me points or what?
not be a nigger
>>25854607
This, girls love funny guys. I used to be funny in 8th grade and had all the GFs, now i'm a failed normie.
>black
Have good social skills, money, a good job, or status
>asian
Have good social skills, money, a good job, AND status
>indian
Be Chad
>white
exist
>>25854648
>not funny
iktf bro
I cant make a woman laugh to save my life, but i can make guys laugh if i try really hard and am in a good mood that day
>>25854685
how do you learn to be funny
>>25854746
What do Hispanics like me have to do?
>>25854746
you should preface each of those with "be tall"
>>25854575
Its simple. Become a nigger. Once you self identify as a nigger. Your dick grows big. Kinda like guys who self identify as woman. Even if your white. Tell black peiple you are black. And they will accept you.
>>25854824
You're in the same boat as blacks if you are brown skinned
if fair skinned, see whites portion
>>25854575
you can't. that's why porn exists, fampai.
>>25854575
I doubt you've tried anything, you just feel as if you have.
You have to fully accept that you are generally unlikable. Once you come to terms with that you'll feel more confident.
>>25854934
im already confident. I just dont have game. I am slow-witted and I'm not funny
>>25854575
is that ainsley?
>>25854934
This, my retarded cousin got himself a young white girl, the fact it's white is relevant in this case, because that brat is an asshole, yet with 14 already reached what i didn't with 23.
My life is a joke, i don't even want to try anymore.
>>25854997
she's my waifu.
>>25854575
>be black
>way more handsome than the guy in OP's pic
>sperg with no game and a really weird off putting way of talking so I'll likely die a virgin
>>25855118
>way more handsome than the guy in OP's pic
>sperg with no game and a really weird off putting way of talking so I'll likely die a virgin
That's me to a T. Want to be friends anon? I need to talk to someone like myself
>>25855118
>>25855142
I know that bastard is ugly as fuck, but i know him irl, he's a nice guy.
>>25855225
well he doesnt look like an asshole. It's jsut that he's not conventionally attractive with a qt gf who is so it's clear he has mad game and is better than us
>>25855078
>she's my waifu.
She is known to take photos with below average guys and upload the photos online, I don't know why she does it.
>>25854575
Holy shit I live in the building behind his head.
>>25854575
you know what they say about a guy with big thick lips
>>25854746
>black
>Have good social skills, money, a good job, or status
I have all those but abysmal social skills. Just fuck my shit up
>>25854575
Another black guy that wants to fuck up a generation
>>25856734
Better than fucking ugly black women
Why are white women who date outside of their race so positively smug?
>>25857071
They know what they're doing.
>>25857071
Soo smug.
Also,if you're over 6ft and can't get a gf, then you're a waste of height.
>>25854797
>how do you learn to be funny
doesnt matter
Im white, fit, have interesting career, attractive, have inheritance, am funny and can talk about anything, large pen1s, full head of hair
my problem is i dont treat women like objects so they lose interest and date guys that do
literally only thing that matters is act confident and cocky
>>25854746
Excuse me, where is my free guaranteed qt gf, as is stated in this fucking retarded post?
How do I get an Indian GF
>>25857120
> 6'0"
>black
but im ugly as shit so that explains it.
manlets on here always talk about how being tall makes girls feel safe, but you couldn't beat up a blackie let alone a tall one.
>>25857120
>>25857071
>>25854575
These are all really arousing.
