ITT: your life in one image
>>25853433
please help me
not even remotely surprised that this comment wasn't original
ahhhh robot fuck
there would be no highlights in the movie of my life
>no passion
>no skill
>just anger
>no clue on what to do
>>25853564
bought to graduate uni with 50k in the bank already
>>25853617
I hate you
I hate you so much
original comment up in this bitch
>>25853617
I hate you too
We all hate you
>>25853433
would have gotten the one where he is sat at the computer but im too lazy
>>25853691
its not hard i started investing day one when i worked. I will admit i was lucky that when i worked in hs/uni i kept all the money but i didnt spend it i just invested it and over 8 years ive accumulated that. all it takes is time effort and little bit of know how.
>tfw taking vyvanse with a bleak future
>>25853477
are you the nigger or the faggot?
>>25853766
>born into poverty
>no resources, have to start working in retail or food service because no references or experience
>can't move up in the world with positions like that
>no relevant experience, no potential to move up
>no support from poor as fuck family, have to move out at 17, have to pay all bills myself
>no extra money, can't save up for school
>can't go to school on scholarships alone, won't be able to pay the bills
>stuck indefinitely in wageslave hell
IT JUST TAKES A LITTLE BIT OF SAVING BRUH
ALL IT TAKES IS TIME AND A LITTLE BIT OF KNOW HOW BRUH
YOU SPOILED, SPOILED FUCK, I CAN'T PUT INTO WORDS HOW MUCH I HATE YOU
Original comment required m80
All I want to do is learn about Zulus and their ingenious way of living.
Now watch me nn.
>>25853827
? cause i work hard and dont waste the money i earn? i wasnt like fuck everyone else i was trying to explain that its important to not waste money on lets say alcohlols or woman and that investing money is key to becoming more wealthy. yeah being poor is unfortunate and ill admit having a rich family helped alot but the concept of working hard and investing any money u can is key. what have i done that so personally offends u? its not my fault my i was born rich just as its not ur fault u were born poor?
>>25853919
>>25853827
there's some EPIC trolling gong on h, eere...
how about a set of images that in sequence appear to be moving
>>25853949
how am i trolling? every thing i saidwas honest and desu good advice for anyone. and after ive seen how much other robots waste there money, they could all use a reminder that the only way to future wealth is current savings.
>>25853949
it's hardly epic trolling if it's plain as day
Nothing but this image past 16
>>25853433
After all, this is the purpose of Nerv.
>>25853546
IKTFmootwo can suck my dick original comment
>>25854069
Fuck off, Gendo.
Bunny boy in a world of bunnies.
>>25853546
The orginal robots, kiss less virgins, neet essentially, thought their lives would improve if they "scored", no skills, no hobbies, instead of sitting in front of a computer all day they sat in front of a tv.
>>25853617
>Graduating Uni
>50k in the bank
One of these cannot be true.
>>25853433
Suck my dick robofagatron.
Original comment.564651321
OP stole my favorite description
This comment's originality is attested to by the Ecumenical Council of Constantinople.
>>25854275
he's a trust-fund babby
>>25854417
Yeah, that's probably true, it would be nice to be born with that set of opportunities. But hey! How about being born into a poverty, in a single parent household, Thanks Mom for this awesome opportunity, that I didn't ask for!
>>25853433
Live to win, no regrets.
original commets bls
Might be cheating since it's a comic
>>25854417
>>25854275
If i was by my comp and not on my phone id screen cap my portfolio. Unfortunately im not but i have around 10k in xom 10k in qualcom the rest split between jpm and morgan stanley. Not great diversification but its a start. And how many times do i have to fucking say this money i earned landscping in hs and working at a bar in uni. Its not my fault i didnt waste aimlessly and just invested it. Investments compound so the sooner u start the faster it grows, i though a few fellow robits would understand...
>21
>haven't accomplished anything in life
>not good at a single thing
>>25854526
literally asking to lose all your money, diversify that shit right now, especially since the economy is looking to slow down.
I understand now that the idealism of childhood is the set up, and that punchline is when reality finally sets in. The joke actually very funny, provided you don't take it too personally.
Every single day desu
>>25853724
anyone have the source for this? please mates
>>25854623
I was thinking of getting a spdr that follows gold or the vix but im not sure, if the dollar tanks and oil gets more expensive that xom will make a huge come up. What are your thoughts? Im also still pretty bullish about the current market, at least the na one, eurofags are fucked
>>25854792
Just a meme senpai https://www.google.com/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZisVbgpzDJ-wkHJDjAVeI8OR0Zxl_14LhgX1Mty7uF3j2v69684a4sfYV5UO_19baPM3NuvobEFKT3HGijF6XVykvSCID4qag0yeBIWn903oz4t7Z8uDtudEQcA3GcOgWVMwgsUhKy-QKxNJx60rCohhl_1Nkbe3agJlB5YBsmM7d_1hyf8XmsxWZXY43MekTodwpE53l0ez7ex2lhJTqZ_1Wwg2HMaVaFGLc9kZALK5mTsJK2rp9k86xXCxU-mlIAKW8PFaxag-OMxNMRPpr_17cNXY9sRCIumUeHdt5UqFCcaNcWhMUYSzuFj5wOWtIqz8JCRRJ7eWrhTn7JlARzYvtV24T-tkguuJ1_1M6AA4haa_1K2lq6mhbjlXHmHtYGHX01IlTDXd_1Ly3jNF35GNXnWYU47bQbJwZN-3fQ62mWp1Mih2c5EZwBAkeF43H8bnGoC8VYfkQuyAi894nj_1RDEgsV8dny-ZvIZGfbqmgN01lsrmU0Nn9Jqb26vpNQXlGsafOU-HDp8r9Vqdn6y8UuDxpeNo8fc_1_1IniTIeo95WvjFOopxvntAtOEL3cFdjCejGXTm1MBxZyEIqWdtENA7cLSMdDaBhD0EQDNUd_1lAGfUJoOmpYqs97qK4PjHTkTGK2xOY7RKlEFYWS1VuvEMhnf_1Eu9JYyAYbY9ACXkWQG_1Q_1V7f1Jc3EggG4r80vquBUDTwOby-nYK4shXHjQQGf5jOOAIxIVtM-o2IUPb4weN1j7xszV_1P4sOuL_1ZWBPQTVZOSOdyZgorsqUAKzREcl0w--GMNjqfkRn8tjU8Zb1lV7w4od5cRK80Z7yeP_1soCTm0IHrfnhMiD2GyVYsc9fdVqKFcZFxo5kjrB2VZD6lMlQ6fRxSLM3YwYJVo9krJSYrwCH020mCO7_1Kp8fIsTIEUpr8Dar7JGUC5AS6KKapXtL9oloI13XDcBR8NiDzuhT94fwBe-I5BXbw6fvdxSnjkXFtN20YVJJ94Wh5smMQ2K-SAs2IC6-yky8eaKYXePNhxfZU9jXanAxTCfOmmjvv4rQ7amxJ3LFw4rw9TMNGNKI44tDFB9yDZ3PyRAi1xfDbEXtfiyWGfvX9gnM5DqOcRzYf_1lKxQR3klxJ9Xrge69wJphiDqeDcLlPV5PQNLmqzmeNyxmldC9CuGnsaKY1f4ESIyyUPtX3INo5vH_1rhuZGvK1udXQcTv8RA4MBumgcLr9SVTsF9XaqDVPr7Zol3_1dZ_1p0erF6luTuRBidC9tPB1mhL9jxbu1ULGQcYDNQc1SP74LTez5PM_1d0vQoRn-G6XPRzpqHfWW_1H680XkmLL8GNu-kFqx-Ws777XAG7rK8TyHlNM8YiItt4UZI6aQWXnBDhJ6Ygi06J9QJsuc9RnRu2WeUutjcGSgPrx27IEzFHu_1v3ndNQtlxCiyylMM4DZ0aVUb0q1cDyMNSeaFxttoth6Qu0PVwr0tGw3q3qgnbWWIW-3Z9qzSEIHLL2rKXqLlxa5gkMvULbvm8Qcc2xjLEWxKdqgs9ufQI3Ynm2yWsWcuLOblyRpW8--FLwsQ3fV87KlYi5wal5Fu3ZbEB2WOgiFzvvQgnks
>>25854893
well damn
thanks man
>>25854660
great, that fucking picture is me, especially when I'm at parties. I'm black too so that just makes me look even more weird
Just so much confusion. I can't get no relief.
>>25854526
Assuming you're not trolling, what are your reasons for picking Qualcomm and Xom? Those are old-guard businesses that kind of out of place today (hardware and oil).
without the tears
>>25854853
Not the same guy, but I'd wait for the NA market to drop a bit more before buying, but definitely buy. Gold is a meme and idk about EU; it can't hurt to put 5% into a Eu/Jp fund for diversification
>>25853433
>le my life in one picture
back to anywhere besides /r9k/ with you
Life ain't even that bad tho desu
>>25855547
I dont like qaulcomm any more actually im soon to divest it hence why i was asking for opinions. Xom because u need an oil company imo because they are so predictable in terms of their price will almost always reflect oil prices. Also industrial and tech for diversifying against my 2 financials, i also have a muni bond but thats more for security and that tax exempt income. Qualcomm is good because they produce parts for apple and after i got burned when aapl tanked i choose to not have aapl but a good alternative. Still im currently looking for a new tech stock and a hedge against my portfolio, hence gold/vix, so any suggestions. Btw i made a killing of industrials before look at pcp, after buffet bought the company out, well enough said
