How often do fembots schlick it?
Do you mostly use porn or rely on your imagination?
>>25852189
>how often do nonexistent women on this board masturbate
hmmmmmm
there are dozens of other boards where this question would be better answered
stop posting this garbage nobody but autists like you care
wana know how often i brush my teeth too?
go fuck yourself asshole
>>25852225
How can you blame them, they receive so little female interaction.
>>25852189
About as often, maybe a bit less than other malebots. Porn is definitely a plus but imagination is good too. It really depends on your mood that day.
>>25852189
I used to do it at least once a day, sometimes 3 times.
Now I do it maybe 3 times a week. I have regular sex with my boyfriend now which partly explains that, but mostly I don't feel hot anymore and my sex drive has gone down.
>>25852327
Watch porn and use imagination. Sometimes I use a vibrator as a treat.
>>25852189
Stop giving those cunts the attention they want you pathetic beta faggot.
>>25852189
Women mostly use literature and their imagination. Visual porn does nothing for women.
Women masturbate once a day on average
>>25852254
>they receive so little female interaction.
so
they can post this garbage on /b/
r9k has the worst mods of any board
>>25852286
>>25852327
hey boys!
>>25852189
all the time! :^)
bloxbloxing
Average once a day. Hentai or imagination pretty even 50/50. Rarely real porn or lit. Just doesn't do it for me.
>>25852225
Spit in my mouth please
I wanna swallow ur spit
X2 a week.
Usually just imagination. I think of some really screwed up things like my BF cheating on me, being preggers, or being raped by a hot guy.
>>25852225
>"Fem"bot mad that she can't schlick
>>25852225
Somebody is angry today.
What's wrong anon?
>>25852396
Rate my dick anon uwu
>>25852225
are you upset because you're on your period?
>>25852396
haha oh my god you need to go to reddit stop being a cunt
I schlick it to my oneitis.
>>25852671
>you need to go to reddit stop being a cunt
>that person
>pandering to the histrionic whores of this board
>clearly not reddit
HOW FUCKING RETARDED ARE YOU
>>25852225
http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/25852590#lr25852673
I made it just for you
>>25852624
>Animal shelter worker
>15 year old cat currently playing with yarn two feet away
Anon can we just stick to people gore QQ
>>25852286
>malebots
how often do you think maleboats jerk off?
>>25852736
I typically assume about twice a day on average, at least once a day. Maybe every other day, except for that one fuck who was here a few weeks ago whining about how his jizz was yellow because he jerked about nine times a day on average.
>>25852702
Fuck I knew that's what that thread was about
>>25852769
>tfw fap only once a week
so girls shlick like once every two days then?
>>25852735
Only if you be my gf and let me play with your qt kitty cat
Read hentai, usually some fucked up shit like NTR or mind control or just rape. I like that you get into the headspace of the girl by reading her inward dialogue about her humiliation and shame and despair.
>>25852845
>Work at a no-kill shelter
Gr8 b8
>>25852830
She tried to eat my fucking lasagna earlier
>>25852845
>>25852886
>>25852915
>thread gets pruned
>immediately jumps to another one
And this is why people think NEETs are losers
Great, the butthurt censorship brigade is here.
>>25852396
>hey boys!
omg there can be no more girls! im the only one! pay attention to me
mmememememmeme
>>25852948
I remember seeing these pictures
Be my gf so I can NEET it up and play with this garfield cat
>>25852769
That change in coloration has more to do with diet than anything else.
Viscosity is more closely related to frequency.
>>25852948
What a worthless piece of shit just
Bash its head in already
There's a difference between playing with yourself and full-on schlicking.
Playing with myself? Every other day, right before bed,
Full-on schlicking? About twice a month.
The porn of what I'm into is rare to find, or rather rare to find of good quality, so mostly imagination.
>>25853562
What's the difference? Orgasm?
I used a magic wand too much and broke my pussy so nothing feels good
>>25853562
Jitensha a shit
SW a shit
Doll-size a shit
Holy fuck could you be any more of a pleb macrophile, women can't even have fetishes properly
>>25853837
kek
fucking whore
>>25853562
I approve of your fetish.
>>25853837
I've used a magic wand for years and can still get off fine without it. The fuck were you doing?
By broken do you mean you can't orgasm at all?
>>25853630
Pretty much. Playing with yourself is basically foreplay and you can make it last, schlicking you go the whole nine yards.
>>25853858
It's daddy-daughter, you fucking retard.
>>25853882
Thanks
>>25854319
>daddy daughter
Mother/daughter is objectively superior
I masturbate one time every month.But I'm a dude.
>>25852189
Not sure what you mean by fembot nor would I willingly associate myself with you sperglords, however I have been on 4chan ~7-9 years (most of it spent underaged.)
I have masturbated on/off since I was pretty much 9 years old and put my hand down there and realized it "felt good."
I masturbate for a few reasons: I'm really horny, I'm really bored, I am on my period and my ovaries are crying or I'm really feeling terrible.
These moods of course fluctuate, however when I am horny it is almost always due to me having a crush. It can get tiring because I'm pretty much always in the mood for masturbating. I've recently developed a new crush and after spending time with him 4 days ago, I've fapped/came daily around 5-7 times (and I take a bit more effort to cum.)
When I'm bored it's kind of a lame, disinterested fap that might occur once or twice during that night. If I'm in pain it'll be pretty constant as long as I'm alone, but the end goal of cumming is actually somewhat undesired as it takes away those feel-better feels.
And of course when I'm sad I generally cryfap. It's embarrassing and I am always left with a sense of self-loathing and emptiness afterwards.
I used my imagination mostly when I wasn't afraid of the dark, now I use porn almost 100% of the time unless it is daytime and I am fantasizing.
tl;dr Fapping 2-9 times a day on the days I am in one of my moods for it. Otherwise I do not fap. I almost always use porn unless I have a crush and am fapping during the daytime.
>>25854935
>9 times in one day
>>25854935
>I was pretty much 9 years old and put my hand down there and realized it "felt good."
Maybe the prophet Mohammed was onto something with fucking Aisha, bitches really want it from young I guess
A few times a week. I use my imagination or read/write porn.
>>25854935
>And of course when I'm sad I generally cryfap. It's embarrassing and I am always left with a sense of self-loathing and emptiness afterwards.
I hate knowing that feel
>>25855186
all kids touch their genitals anon, doesn't mean they want someone else to touch them
>>25852189
As a former NEET, there's no time. Maybe 1-2 a week or something.
Start with porn, finish with imagination.
>tfw no gf that masturbates constantly
>>25855380
>doesn't mean they want someone else to touch them
Well it doesn't mean they don't want someone else to touch them either, so I don't see your point ;)
>>25855456
do you masturbate to genuine orgasm 1-2 a week?
>>25855500
>tfw no fake gf to skype fap with
>>25855600
>tfw no real gf to skype fap with
>>25855579
Oh yeah, orgasm in under 10 minutes. If I don't cum, I'll just keep going until I do, but I usually always cum.
>>25855627
what do you think about girls who have never orgasmed in their life? seems quite common for females, unlike guys.
>>25855712
They're missing out
>>25855712
I feel bad because you have to spend a lot of time jerking off to know what you like. When I was younger, it used to take me 40 minutes to cum and it wasn't even that good.
