Hello, robots. I've been invited to a party, and it's been a LONG time since the last time I was at a party. And the worst of all? The party is going to be full of nothing but strangers. And it's going to happen in a town which is quite far away, so I can't just go home. How do I do this, robots? How do I partake in this normie activity?
yes. just get drunk its not that hard lol
>getting invited to parties
I'm a real robot so i know nothing about this.
>>25848026
speak only in iambic pentameter Anon.
>>25848026
The answer is so very simple.Just be Yourself
>>25848099
This. I would recommend a pre party drink to get buzzing and over that horrible going anxiety. Go to some local bar before and slam some shots, maybe talk to someone there to get going.
>>25848099
literally this
original comment please thanks
but come on op. it's easy
Drink a bit, don't get too drunk until most people are already drunk, though, being the first drunk kinda sucks, but being wasted along with everyone can be a really fun activity.
Avoid big groups and talk to people one on one. I find that generally easy, since it's hard to keep up with the conversations of many normies at once.
>was ever invited to a party
>goes on /r9k/ to ask for advice
Get the fuck out you cucklord.
>>25848026
just be yourself
roriginalcomment
>>25848213
talk to the ugliest girl you see
Hot girls will get jelly
>>25848026
go to party
consume alcohol
spot stacy, engage in flirtatious banter and hook up with her
It's that simple
>>25850405
This is fucking brilliant.I'm alive for 19 years and haven't thought of that once.
Maybe because i was always afraid of an ugly girl rejecting me.That would be devastating as shit.
