>forever a dicklet
>forever a toliet
>>25845791
I hate having an average dick. Women will have sex with you but it will never amount to anything other than an average encounter. And they'd pick a mega dicked person over me any day. God I want a big dick.
>>25846045
Try having a 13 cm needle dick, even fucking middle school kids have dicks bigger than me now probably.
>tfw average length, but top percentile girth
>uncut
>mfw every time I see these threads
>>25845791
>forever a towel
>>25846177
Yes, yes. Laugh at our misfortune.
>>25846282
If they weren't made so often, I wouldn't go out of my way to shitpost.
Why did /r9k/ go from greentext stories to complaining about dicks, tfw no gf, and autism central?
>>25846423
It just evolved that way I guess.
>be me when i was 15
>never measured my penis before so i decide to do so
>measured about 7 inches
>freak out because all of the porn i've seen pornstars had like 9+ inches
>cry a lot thinking I had a baby dick
how retarded am I /b/?
>>25846117
Try having a 9cm dick and being fat, faggot
>>25846177
You are no better than chads and stacies
ive been fat my whole life and i have a 6.7 inch donger
whoopee
>>25846565
But I'm fat too.
>>25846565
>2015+1
>Not exercising
>>25846590
At least I got dubs
