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my best friend bet me $10,000 that i can't eat 5 lbs of
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my best friend bet me $10,000 that i can't eat 5 lbs of cooked shit!!! this is going to be the easiest $10,000 i have ever made!

here's how it's going to work:

the shit will be my own shit, for obvious concerns over infection, etc. I figure it will take about 3 shits to get 5 lbs. I will shit these out into a shoe box and put them in the freezer, killing all the bacteria. Once I've made weight, I will give the box to my friend, a culinary student, and he will thaw it, add some spices and seasonings to make it taste a little better, and put it all in a big casserole dish and bake it, again killing any remaining bacteria.

Once it's done, I will have to eat the first serving while it is still hot. After that I have 4 days to finish the dish, eating it as one would leftovers. If I can do it, my friend will give me $2000 up front, and then $500 a month for 16 months, totalling $10,000. If I can't do it, then I will have to pay the same to him.

Now all I have to do is wait to shit out 5 lbs worth of feces, and this show will be on the road.

I figure it can't be all that hard to do. Look at all the scat porn out there. Plus this is cooked and seasoned shit, so it'll taste even better and be completely safe.
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Fuck Anon you got balls. Go get that $10,000 baby.
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Pls post pics
Origeonally cummento
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>>25842027
>people who want a vegan pet should consider guinea pigs

Fuggn kekd desu
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He'll weasel out of giving you the money. Also he we season it so it will be harder to eat.
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Top kek thanks for the laugh. Please do this anon. Also post results.
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>>25842027
>I figure it will take about 3 shits to get 5 lbs.
You're a big guy OP
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>>25842027
He's not going to fucking pay you there is no way he actually thinks you'll do it
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>>25842239
For poo.
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>>25842270
in the loo
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Cooking and freezing food doesn't kill bacteria you retard. You're definitely going to get sick and die, like you should.
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>>25842303
Shush we're gonna make someone eat shit.
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Please make sure to have him sign something.
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Careful to not eat too much copypastarino OP or you'll have no room for all that shit you won't actually be eating because this story is from like 2010
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