ITT: this shit
Why do they post stupid emoticons on every picture?
>>25841823
So you know that you're supposed to laugh.
>>25841810
>emojis
thanks i really needed to get triggered
>>25841810
>Error: You forgot to solve the CAPTCHA. Please try again.
>no captcha box
capture these nuts haha xD
>>25841810
le emotion face hahaaa
>>25841810
do the emojis even have to be related to the post?
>>25841972
sersly tho do u
>>25841810
good for her :^)))d
>>25842004
>mild ocd
I'm really shy and awkward at first, but once you get to know me..
I'm still just shy and awkward
>>25842084
This desu senpai, usually not shyness tho i just couldn't care less about socializing
>>25841881
This gave me cancer
Why are emoji such a thing? They are nothing but smileys
>>25842381
Why are reaction images such a thing? They are nothing but faces
>>25842084
I'm shy and awkward but disguise it shallowly as a normie. As people get to know me I become increasingly uncomfortable around them
>>25842189
tl;dr women's romance novels
fun fact: if a guy actually did this to a girl in real life (the pic I am replying to), she would find him beta as fuck and cheat on him
>>25842189
I don't get it, were they texting each other when he was over her house?
>>25842381
Make more
>>25841810
i swear i didnt make this you can't fake being this retarded
Guess it aint the same thing ,but this is my favorite
>>25842004
>which is nice
lel
>>25841810
>the only guy you should date is one with insecurities that worships you
>>25842923
if you've ever participated in organized crime post your SSN
>>25842923
>>25842971
Sorry for the stupid question but are these pics just le ironic meme or are they genuinely posted to facebook?
>>25843008
the bottom one i know for a fact isn't ironic
check out this new meme i found guys
>>25842971
what is this 100 even for
>trying to get those nails in the trigger guard
>1911
ahhahaha
So it's is funny?
I just find it plain retard
>>25843120
means keeping it real, keeping it 100
i assume it's like 100% or some shit
>>25842676
stfu. you are just as cancerous as the pic
Smash it famololol
>>25843127
That pic is something a school shooter would say
>>25841810
But it's true. Girls always act stupid around me.
>>25843163
no you're
I don't get it I'm not texan?? Any texans care to solve this mystery?
>>25843240
I think some kid died on it once. I'm not sure though.
>>25843240
i can actually relate to one of these for once
>>25843024
I don't know what you're talking about this is funny
>>25843240
I imagine that surface is very hot to slide down
>>25842953
Rage limit reached
>>25843190
Sounds retarded desu
>>25843285
follow me @texashumor for more texas joke and meme
this one triggered me
>>25843310
Makes sense. Where in texas do you live?
>>25843416
>>25843331
100
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:D
this post has content hahaha
>>25843510
check out the rareness of my pepe haha
>>25843510
She might even charge you with rape if she grows tired of your dick xD
>>25843416
yo das deep right there 100
>>25843696
100 100 100 100
i would smash the lik button if i could
>the feelerino when no lickity like button
m0t plos
There is a girl on my friends list who posts shit like this all the time, it's so cringeworthy and makes me want to jump off a bridge into heavy traffic. Nothing says Im an attention seeking whore baby me like this shit.
Dumping more....girls want to be bad so bad
>>25843850
>when you have a guy on your friendslist who posts this shit all the time
>>25843850
>they
>not saying I
i mean you might as well
c...ca...can you??
>>25842004
>I have OCD, I like everyone else like things to be orderly and put together correctly.
I hate these people! OCD is locking the door for 3 hours, then going back and locking for another 3 hours to make sure it is locked correctly. People like this make a serious disorder, look cute and quirky :pI hate these kind of people
This is why /r9k/ dont have gfs
>>25843982
So be a doormat?
Because you know girls are so fucking stupid they can't maybe have a suggestion once in a fucking while
>>25843982
I did this and she got bored one day and broke up with me to fuck a "friend"
>>25841835
emojis on these posts are the laugh track of the internet.
>>25843982
>and say it pride
>uses periods but doesn't capitalize all (her) sentences
>start treating her how she deserves to be treated
the entitlement
>when you gain this piece of wisdom and understand life
>>25844022
Thank is correct, every woman wants a cuck to support her whore lifestyle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQuR8LVKhUE
>>25843953
>>25843982
Women need to not be a thing anymore
>>25844032
>make a decision
>she doesn't like it
>pretends to like it, then brings it up how she hated it later during an argument
i fucking wish i made this picture
liek dis if u fukx wit it
>>25842953
I've seen many post about dating "damaged" girls on /r9k/ for precisely this reason.
>>25844116
oops i fogetted tha picerino
>>25843956
>I hate these people! OCD is locking the door for 3 hours, then going back and locking for another 3 hours to make sure it is locked correctly.
Damn. When I was younger I would take loads of amphetamines for fun, and I would get locked into doing that exact thing.
I remember spending an insane amount of time running to my front door, opening it, closing it, locking it, and running back to my chair only to get up again and make sure I closed and locked the door correctly. I think I spent two hours doing that once.
I thought it was kind of funny at the time how I literally couldn't stop checking if the door was locked, but I'm sure it doesn't take long for that mild amusement and frustration with yourself to turn into panic. I can't imagine what life like that every day must be like. I'm sorry, anon.
>>25842004
Having worked with mentally ill patients in the past, it always annoys me when people misuse OCD. It's more to do with "if I don't touch this light bulb in the next 2 seconds, I'm going to have a heart attack and die''; not some silly bullshit about everything being neat.
>>25844248
Do you tell your patients to fuck off because they're not OCD enough for you?
>>25844291
I don't know anon,they've both been dead for 4 years after getting hit by a drunk driver
>>25841988
>u
is it really that hard to type 'you'???
It makes them sound like they're 12
>>25841810
how to I make content original
>>25844413
>physically
bruh this nigga out here thinkin he einstein lmaooo
Why are kids calling emoticons "emojis" these days?
>>25844530
sounds more kawaii senpai
>>25843127
>beta uprising.jpg
>>25844530
The app name for that set of emojis
>>25844456
I hate this shitpost more than the oc posted.
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting asshole
>>25843953
>stop texting me this gay shit dude I don't care
what do women think we talk about?
This thread
ORIGINALCOMMENTPLS
>want to fap
>lock the door
>start fapping
>completely forget if i locked the door or not
>get paranoid and lose boner
>can't continue fapping until i get up and make sure that i locked the door
FUCK
>>25844980
bruh dis nigga think he insepshun AYY LMAO REMEBER TO SMASH DAT MUDDAFUGGIN LYK BUTTON [crying laughing face]
>>25844144
I have a problem with this. I'm not autistic or anything; it developed since I'd get beat for leaving the door unlocked when I was a child. Now, when I leave, I check the lock... forget whether or not it's locked, run back, check it again, ad nausea. The only way I can trick my mind into "remembering" whether I did or not is if I just take a photo of myself locking the doors with my phone. Even then, sometimes, I can't remember if that was the same day or not. It's actually pretty fucked up, man.
>>25842004
I had OCD for washing my hands now I have a fucked up back for the last 2 years.
>>25845565
I fail to see a connection. Is your faucet too low?
>>25844074
Nice post. I agree.
>>25845634
Forgot to mention that I had to wash my hands behind my back
>>25843120
One HUNNA, sometimes three HUNNA, chigago Chief Keef gang. Niggers trynna fit in basically.
>>25845712originalinagoniiinal
>>25844075
>higher perspective
My OCD is part of why I don't go outside; whenever I'm near something that could cause harm to me or that I could use to harm myself or someone else I feel an intense urge to do it (i.e. stab people with things, push people into traffic, cut off my own appendages, rape people). It gets pretty hard to shut all that shit out so it's easier to just stay in my room and use the computer all day.
>>25842953
wish the girls that posted this actually believed it
>>25841881
does this image have any truth behind it? I feel like I can relate extremely well
>>25845712
>Forgot to mention that I had to wash my hands behind my back
Oh.
>>25846095
Did you at least study psychology?
>>25841810
Got a chuckle out of this one
desu senpai baka lmao c u c k cuck 2016 venice beach WHAT R DOSE LMAO SENPAI PRANK GONE WRONG SEXUALLY BLOWJOB KISSING PRANK NIGGAAAAAA
>>25844075
I fucking hate my piece of shit plan but I still water it
what now budda
>>25846203
This makes my blood boil. Normies pretending to be quirky and whatnot sets me off on a fucking rampage
>>25843240
Metal slides are hot as FUCK someone actually got first degree burns from one when I was a kid
>>25846285
>he didn't go down them while wearing jeans
>>25844140
so in the trainwreck of modernity that is american popular culture, does 'fuck with' mean 'care for'?
>>25846095
fuck off fagg
>>25846441
Yes basically
Fux wit it?
Ah, yes. Woman memes, they're horrible and stupid and self-righteous, and a lot of the time the only theme is "lol i'm so speshulll xD"
>>25846441
I think it means "have in your life" or "interact with". Fucking niggers
>>25846597
That image basically screams Fat Chick.
>>25846441
"To associate with" is more accurate.
>>25846659
First thing that came to my mind
>>25846095
You are just a pseudo-intellectual person who believes they are smarter than they actually are.
>>25842381
>>25842617
Actually, emojis are a series of numbers in the Unicode standard, making them much more important than reaction faces.
>>25846593
>>25846626
>>25846676
I see.
kill me
>>25842004
>tfw you actually have severe ocd and it has fucked up your life
>mfw some bitch says "im soo ocd lol"
>>25847262
something something originalblox
forer effect
>>25846869
She was able to heat and feed an Eskimo village, though she herself could not fit into clothes, or ever be full. She was beautiful in the way she eclipsed the sun. Impressive in her ability to suck the meat from a chicken from 20 feet away.
>>25844530
>>25844611
>>25844821
All emoticons are emojis, but not all emojis are emoticons. Emoji defines a range in the Unicode standard. While emoticons are textual representations of an emotion. These may be translated by your text editor to an emoji in the Unicode standard.
>>25847322
oh mai GAWD senpai that is SO me
>>25842004
I lived with this ocd girl and she couldn't sleep without checking the taps multiple times because she said she'd drown in her sleep
>>25847439
>drowning while sleeping
You know when someone is sleeping, and you cover their nose to wake them up?
Women are literally retarded.
>>25844075
so if i pluck a flower and put it in a pot to water it daily, do i like it or love it ?
>>25846211
LMFAOO TRUUUUUUUU
>>25847623
Idk you understand life tho
I hate emojos
>>25847277
>tfw it's real nigga hours
>>25844248
whats the difference between ocd and autism.
>>25842004
such a nerd XDDD
I'M SO OCD
NORMIE SCUM
>>25847918
I thought OCD was a symptom of Autism.
>>25842617
emojis are more sophisticated emoticons yet providing very little variation. the repetition of those retarded emojis then wire your brain in an unnatural and degeneretative way.
reaction images are ... that, images, it can be anything
>>25847918
People with OCD can still pick up on social cues and whatnot.
>>25842971
Why are this images so compressed?
>>25848352
Why aren't?
No
>>25843982
Cuck propaganda
>>25841810
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I HATE NORMIES
THEY AREN'T QUIRKY OR CLEVER BY POSTING THIS SHIT BUT SOMEHOW EVERY OTHER FUCKING NORMIES THINKS THAT
>>25849115
JUST
<I hereby declare that this comment is in fact original.>
>>25846203
probably because you are fuckwad normie scum shitbag you fit in perfectly
>>25844370Top kek!
Originaldo commentario
>Sometimes I am like, so lazy hahaha
>"Oh my god girl this post is so interesting pm me plz"
>"You are so smart and wonderful"
>"You're so beautiful!"
>>25843886
>friends
get out
349856
>>25843210
This one always get me
>>25842971
What the fuck does "hit a lick" mean?
>>25849947
"Click the 'Like' button," I believe.
kill yourselves emos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnrA7klLXRc
everything in this video
>>25849947
>>25850042
it means to rob someone lmfao senpai
shitty titty dick mc splitty
>>25850734
who makes these, i feel like it's just one person producing them in mass quanties
>>25841810
>shy at first, open up later
redflag.jpg
>do stupid shit when open up
redflag.jpg
>random things
redflag.jpg
>uses a lot of emoticons
RED FUCKING FLAG.JPG
>>25842004
As someone with diagnosed OCD this really does piss me off. It's such a normalfag meme, they use it to describe "quirks" and to make themselves seem interesting. A large amount of the time they're also confusing OCD for OCPD which is absolutely awful. Another problem is they don't recognize the D in OCD, they just use it as a label for behavior when it's a disorder.
Hearing people talk about their "OCD" in school when I had bleeding wrists from washing my hands always made me so fucking angry.
>>25847918
As far as I am aware OCD is common among autistic people therefore it's often considered to be a symptom although you can just have one or the other.
>>25850855
are these things some form of punctuation?
>>25841810
Why are minions so popular? People will put them in pictures when the words are kinda standalone and they could have put anything in the picture.
>>25850924
>want a honest
retarded
>>25841903
haha its funny because we spend money XD
>some really making this shit and posting it
>people save it and repost it
What is the word to describe this type of humor? It has a particular feeling to it. It feels like the type of humor that average IQ people indulge in. Does anybody understand what I mean?
>>25842004
>walk up in the club like what up i got anxiety and wanna go home
if you had social anxiety you wouldnt be anywhere near a club
>there
kekkle
>broskky
>first of all
>no followup
fasho senpai le crying face
>>25851064
>>25851064
>the type of humor that average IQ people indulge in
Pretty sure that's called "humor"
>>25851064
White people attempting to imitate niggers.
>watch who you're loyal too
>>25851064
anti-humor
>>25851284
watch these bitches who isnt loyal too there niggas && come crien 2 me
the following is an actual status of a niggress im friends with on normiebook;
"If a nigga talk shit after the fact, just know I hurt them feelings...So he hurrrrttt,he salty. Got that nigga like some mash potatoes,all mushy and shit #PliesVoice"
>>25851284
forgot le pic
>>25851064
Basicbitchcore.
Hot damn, was not expecting that to be unoriginal.
>>25851067
This is awful. Anyone with social anxiety probably wouldn't have the confidence to wear that or post anything like it on social media. I accept people here probably have social anxiety but this is an anonymous imageboard where everything is eventually deleted so there's not much record of anything.
>>25851393
*****************
also
>basicbitchcore
kik my frand
>>25843240
I live in Louisiana, but u guarantee its because of how hot they are. We don't have metal slides here anymore. I guess because they're dangerous and painful. We now have some thick plastic that still gets hot but not as hot.
>all this entitlement
original?
>>25851274
This. It's people with average intelligence imitating people with lower than average intelligence.
>>25851549
>took the question seriously
don't tell me you're b8ing me
also
>finna
can we start saying this
finna start doin it famm hhah
>>25851653
Sorry. /g/ is my home board. I don't really get the memes here.
Proof in pic.
What would your code name be?
>>25851740
"That weirdo nobody likes haha!"
>>25851844
Literally kill yourself you fucking edgelord
>>25851844
Underage b&please tell us what the 100 means, we're too old to get it
>>25851908
I honestly don't want to come across as that. I thought mentioning my age would explain why I have so much cancer on my friends list.
>>25851910
The 100 means to "keep it 100", i.e., keep it real/fun.
>>25851910
Not him, but it means keeping it 100. Like keeping it real.
>>25843240
I live at the very top of Minnesota and I can relate to this.
>>25850481
>"What's up guys!"
>in a blink of an eye, cuts right away to a long ass intro about her saying to subscribe and shit
Fucking normalfags
saw this on facebook today.
>>25852042
kekkle familia
>>25852017
>>25852021
Not that anon, but I don't understand the connection there.
>>25852021
What is the point of saying keep it hunnit? keep it real is easier to say. So is dude and man, but black people just put in nigga
>>25846203
God I live minions.
>Textless posts are not allowed
>Textless posts are not
>Textless posts are
>Textless posts
>Textless
>>25852147
Keep something fun. Be the life of the party or whatever, the guy who makes sure that it's always fun. Saying it in passing can also basically mean "take care" or something similar, like a goodbye kind of thing.
>>25846869
MAXIMUM ZOZZLES.
Reminder that these images have made some people millionaires.
>>25852198
>niggers think spewing "WE WUZ KINGZ WHITEY LIED TO US YO" makes them educated
lel
>>25852310
Can we lynch this spic?
>>25851740
I was called crackhead speed back in school ;_;
How can women get away with viewing themselves as treasures or pretending that being in the same room as them is a privilege?
The equivalent would be if fedorable nice guys were the mainstream.
>>25852147
>>25852167
I think it's because 100/100 implies that you're giving it your all
>>25852415
>How can women get away with _________
Vagina and egg cells.
>>25851740
I got the permanent nickname of Whiskeydick during my sophomore year.
>>25851808
Too soon, anon, too soon.
>>25852473
>copying an image, pasting it then putting a reply with an emoticon above it
>>25843850
You know, I get real sick of seeing this shit. How girls "Deserve" to be treated, all their petty bitching, makes me tired of it.
And this one is just stupid. Nope, they're not intelligent. They've got the same fifty fucking interestrs as everyone else. The same thought patterns. Maybe a tattoo of the "Deathly Hallows" symbol somewhere on their body. But it's repetition. Their vocal chambers for others, for their tumblr opinions and facebook pettiness, for their group and pack mentality and rejection of constructive thinking. The guys are like this too. The guys are worse. Loud, arrogant, they'd fuck the world if it had a hole. The same fifty things. No higher thought, no painful critical thinking or any attempt to deviate. Just blind admittance. Life comes in so slow and so easy, the worst and most mentally shattering thing is the death of someone they know or love. And there it is, some part of them that makes them "them" is severed immediately. It comes easy to them, these relationships and these emotions. They don't even think about it happening to them, so when this finally ends, it's a blow to them.
Normies, bland, boring normies, the lot of them
>inb4 edgy as fuck
>>25852310
ahahah soflo is a genious!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1-3Kg0ie_I
>>25843982
>treat her like a queen and she'll be happy
But what if I'm french, though?
>>25852570
>this shit again
probably not original
>>25851844
MODS COME LOOK
>>25841810
my hobbies include eating and going places
>>25851064
It's basically just memes.
You just can't relate to them because you don't have these same experiences as the people who post them.
>>25842189
>>25842923
>>25842971
>>25843024
>>25843210
>>25843620
>>25844140
>>25847902
>>25851165
>>25851210
Why the fuck do these people make them shit-quality images?
>sign posting
worse than shit posting
people really make this shit
>>25842004
this is like someone coping with post rape trauma by walking around with a buttplug
>>25843190
>go over to some craiglist bitch's house
>see that
RUN
>>25841810
I do this as well. The difference is I am ashamed of it.
>>25843850
>Smart girls
stopped reading right there
/deepposting/
>>25846597
Serious question, are you guys able to read these? I get 1 second in and the revulsion hits me so hard I have to click off and look away.
>>25843953
I spoke to a girl like that once
She's left me now
>>25852966
i can read them
>>25852952
>Storms reside in her veins
I know that feel. My dad had arrythmia, too, and it damned near killed him.
>>25853006
>she reminds you of the smell of freshly brewed coffee
But that's fucking disgusting.
>>25843953
who wants to bet the people who are the subject of said pic are no longer together?
>>25853006
>sit in a coffee shop on your own
>>25843982
>she should be the best thing your life
>but if you want one too much you are desperate and thats not okay
women
>>25853047
>what i want: the post
>>25853047
It's doable if you like reading books.
>>25851740
The Driller
>>25852952
honestly, these kinds of posts sound like a relationship is about 99% of the man's and one percent of the woman's. She get's 1% for participation
>>25843127
I'll empty my clip into these bitches
>>25852952
these people should be airdropped into a refugee camp
>>25853100
i was making fun of them thinking being alone somewhere being adventuruos or whatnot
>im poetic lol
>you with
>>25852614
Top kek anon. 10/10
>>25852717
>50+ messages a day on okcupid/tinder/etc
god fucking dammit
>>25852811
Pieces here, rarely wear pants
Take that athiests
>>25842381
I have no idea. why some people are obsessed with them. I remember some people I know were talking about how they are excited about the new emojis or something along these lines. It just baffles me
>>25853215
oops
>you with
>>25843982
>be a clingy blank check with no sense of self respect
>>25843982
This honestly seems like this is coming from the mind of a nine year old girl who watched the notebook for the first time. It also appears that in a relationship, the guy does everything in the relationship, and the girl is just there, but in her eyes, that's a 50/50 relationship
Why are we wasting resources on allowing these people to be literate? A functional society only needs a very small percentage of the population - the nobility - to be highly educated. The rest are workers and shopkeeps. Our current system cannot is going to implode in upon itself. Women are staying in school until the age of 24 instead of having kids and our mentality is to do whatever feels best without giving the consequences a sweet consideration.. The birthrate is too low. The debt it too high.
It cannot be sustained.
rehashed shit
>>25853604
more of this shit
originaal
>>25853652
fuckign kil me senpai
http://otakumeme.com/
>>25846211
If we channel enough of this normie energy this site will implode.
>>25853516
>Guise, Guise I have a great idea. You know how we have a problem with undereducated people? What if -guise try to keep up here- what if we solved it by having MORE PEOPLE be uneducated?
>Anon yuo ar genios
>>25853688
wwwwwwwwwwwwweeww lad
>>25852603
top kekeroes
I like how the word "meme" evolved over time from slightly clever jokes written on images into white text on a black background. People don't even go for the shitty puns anymore, it's just a motivational quote in black text on a white background with a few emojis. Is there nothing left that normies haven't ruined?
>>25851210
Broskky? Are you retarded or something?
>>25843120
i didnt know black people liked steins gate
>>25852966
I have to force myself to but yes, curiosity makes me want to have to finish it. my mind doesn't really believe it though which is why it doesn't affect me so much, I know they're all just shit
>>25853983
You do realize it meant something before it was used to describe Image Macros, right?
AKA a small non-reducible bit of information (joke, concept, type of behaviour) that spreads almost virally throughout a population.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lY1mgX7.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>25841810
>tfw too jaded and self-conscious to unironically post normie memes
>>25853352
UGH, they should just stick to the illiterate horrible nigger memes, this fake deep stuff is just gay gay gay
>>25841823
Emoticons are made with standard ASCII characters, those are emoji which are a completely separate character set
/g/ even made a programming language out of themit sucked.
>>25847296
>>25847262
why do you faggots not understand colloquialisms? dumbasses
>>25845968
LOL UR SUCH A PSYCHO LOL U PROBABLY WOULD KILL SOMEONE XDDDDDDDDD
>>25853006
I can see someone fucking this up hilariously
>Uhh you're pret. . .
>>no think on your toes, remember what black twitter told you
>I stay up all night thinking about what you say to me
>You smell like coffee
>that's enough
>you're beautiful when you shut up
>I'd do anything to look at you
>I'm glad you're not dead
