>Walking down the street.
>Chad looking guy is walking towards me.
>He smiles at me and offers a timid 'hello'.
>Smile back and give him a small nod.
>Part ways.
>Jokes on him, I was really demonstrating the ancient hate-nod of Babylon, and I was actually wishing death on his family.
Stupid fucking Chads don't even know about the hate-nod.
Wtf is the hate-nod of Babylon?
I'm from Babylon and I've never heard of it but maybe you can teach me?
>>25841614
the teachings of the hate-nod have been passed down to me by my father, and his father before him and so on.
>Qt 7/10 girl smiles at me shyly
>I ignore her and look blankly elsewhere
Lol fucking stupid roastie BTFO.
>>25841715
i hate them too man, but thats just mean
>>25841731
2devilish4u bebe
>>25841715
>roastie cashier smiles at me
>don't smile back
>paying for groceries
>stupid fucking shit casheer smiles and says hi
>say hi back
>but inside i didnt mean it
>waitress asks if everything is alright with my food
>say yes
>it's actually terrible
>getting a haircut
>bring photo of the style that I want
>hairdresser does a good job
>cut looks like in the photo
>looks like shit on me
>tell her im happy with it
>>25842024
This launches the sides
>Grill tries to make small talk in class
>Keep my headphones on and volume up
>staring off into space
>girl asks if I'm alright
>don't respond
>actually having a seizure
toast some roast
