I'll start
>Engelbert Humperdinck
>tfw have a shitty, artsy, special snowflake girly name while i'm a bitter misanthropic metalhead
I'm going to murder my parents one day, just wait.
>>25840423
just change your name fag
>>25840361
>God tier names
Benedict Cumberbatch
>>25840429
I'd hate to bother changing my name with all the legal documents, cards and shit. Also asking people that knew me for years to call me a different name is bound to make them laugh at me. It would show them how I'm offended by my girly name, and I was taught never to show weak emotions.
>tfw taylor
Possibly the gayest name a guy can have.
>>25840472
Just leave you lame gay name as your middle name. Then never correct them
>>25840595
you'd probably make a cute bottom tbqhwy lad
>tfw Kai
Just end me, some people ask me if I'm japanese and that actually triggers me
>French form of Ludovicus, the Latinized form of LUDWIG. This was the name of 18 kings of France, starting with Louis I the son of Charlemagne, and including Louis IX (Saint Louis) who led two crusades and Louis XIV (the 'Sun King') who was the ruler of France during the height of its power, the builder of the Palace of Versailles, and the longest reigning monarch in the history of Europe.
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