sardine + tabasco is godlike :^)
>>25837926
>>>/ck/ is that way
Aw hell yeah i luv me some sardiens!
>>25837965
Fuck off retarded faggot
Sardines are comfy tier
Tfw you will never sit in front of a fireplace and enjoy a nice can of Sardines as a black girl with an afro kisses your naked phallus
>>25837926
Have you tried smelts? I like sardines, but smelts are better. You eat the whole fish, head, tail, fins, and all. They're excellent deep-fried in batter.
>>25838082
Fuck off, you smelt loser. Every time.
>>25838100
smelts > sardines
>>25838117
Is that some fry sauce?
>>25838138
Sriracha lime dipping sauce.
>>25838117
Looks disgustingly greasy and something a redcoat would eat.
>>25839623
Deep-fried foods are not all that greasy if they're cooked properly, believe it or not. Deep-frying is actually a form of flash-boiling. If the oil is hot enough, it turns the moisture in whatever you're deep-frying instantly to steam, then holds the super-heated steam in, insulating what you're cooking against the oil while it cooks. The problem most people have is the oil isn't hot enough. As long as the oil is hot enough, it won't touch what you're cooking. It's the same phenomenon which allows people to walk on coals or dip their hand in molten lead: the Leidenfrost Effect.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leidenfrost_effect
I've been eating sardines lately. Tried to start a sardine discussion a while back and nothing became of it. Nice to see this thread.
http://www.whfoods.com/genpage.php?tname=foodspice&dbid=147
>>25838157
Sriracha liem? How do you make that,
>>25839826
1/2 cup mayonnaise
juice and zest of one lime
one clove of garlic minced
1/2 teaspoon of smoked paprika
2 tablespoons of Sriracha
Combine all the ingredients and let sit in the fridge for 30 minutes before using.
>>25837926
Hey op are you related to valvatorez of disgaea in any way?
>>25839965
I don't get it m8
>>25839992
A vampire that gets his powers back after eating sardines, spend the whole game talking about his fucking sardines being the best food ever, also the main character smhtbh
>>25840058
He's a good guy then sardine are life
are sardines the GOAT robot snack? normies always seem to get so unsettled when you enjoy a can around them
>>25840640
My father grew up very poor. He used to have to collect bottles on the street to buy a loaf of bread and balogna to feed his siblings several times a week. His own father died young, but while he was alive, he'd stop by the river on his way home from the coal yards and try to catch a catfish or two with a hook and line he kept in his pocket -- and this was always a treat for the family. So when my father grew up, even though he made a middle class income, he regarded sardines as a rare treat and would sit in the living room with his eyes closed, munching on sardines, presumably savouring his ability to purchase them whenever he felt like it. I guess I inherited my love of sardines from him; he always looked transcendant when he ate them, so I probably associated them with pleasure.
>>25838016
Interesting how brands vary so much.
Brunswick seem to be larger more mature fish with a stronger ammonia smell/flavor.
I can't stomach them.
On the other hand King Oscar sardines are petite and smell/taste pretty.
I'm in heaven with a large dollop of extra virgin (tfw) olive oil.
>>25837926
I will eat them for dinner
Thanks a lot OP your post made me impulse buy 20 dollars worth of canned food
>>25838117
S-sardine.........tendies?
IS THIS THE FUTURE?
put them on your pizza, or throw them in spaghetti with fried garlic and bread crumbs
I had some Titus sardines for breakfast, mixed with scrambled eggs, mushrooms and butter. Now I'm wondering if Iberia sardines in hot sauce will taste better than the Tituses.
>>25841306
king oscar are like a dollar more expensive though
I'm not getting the new sardine meme
>>25837926
Guys I've been living the canned fish life for a year now and it's been tremendous for my health. I'd like to recommend that you all check out anchovies, mackerel, tuna and my personal favorite: oysters. You'll find that the taste, nutrition and price of these little fuckers are all above board.
>>25845469
Almost all tinned oysters on the market today come from China, where they rape the sea beds to get them. They don't give a rat's ass about the toxins, heavy metals, and radioactive isotopes in the oysters.
>>25845992
Oh damn. Oysters are a bottom dwelling scavenger species too are they not?
>>25843552
>literally got one good item
lol you are a retard and should leave the canned goods to the professionals
>>25846107
They feed by filtering the water. You can imagine what the water is like in China. Living in Beijing knocks 15 years off your lifespan because of the toxic air.
>>25837926
About to eat them for the first time. What should I expect? Aren't there bones? Should I eat it in one bite or just nibble on it?
>>25846190
Well all other fish breathe by "filtering" water too, or no? Actually oysters don't even look like fully mobile creatures to me. They're like blobs or something lol.
>>25846349
Wrong. Fish send water over their gills to get oxygen from the water, but eat plankton/other life forms to live. Muscles/oysters/clams/scallops filter very small particles from the water to make up their diet.
>>25837926
Yesterday I ate the ones with sunflower oil, today I ate the ones with tomato sauce. These are bigger. I ate them on a burrito, with pesto and hot sauce.
>>25846410
And it's those particles that are vastly more polluted than plankton you're saying
>>25846714
Do you think the tomato sauce sort of intrudes on their flavor a little bit too much tho? I mean, oil imparts a relatively light and neutral taste to the sardines but tomato sauce and it's included sugar sort of really changes the game. You can't wash that flavor off easily either, can you?
sardines are going to be the next big thing on r9k.
>>25841236
that's a nice story, anon
>>25841236
Legitimately comfy anecdote my friend, I'd give your dad a can if I could.
>>25841236
Was he aware that one can buy fresh and frozen catfish at the fish market in most cities?
>>25847410
Yes, the tomato sauce did intrude to much. I didn't taste the pesto.
Luckily the hot sauce added a lot of flavour.
All in all, it was tasty!
>>25841306
King Oscar is the cream of the crop. They've been my favorite since I was a kid. Even the fancy stuff I bought in Croatia couldn't compare. The size makes all the difference.
The only thing better is when I catch them fresh in a net and have my grandmother fry them.
Sardines are for prangstas to be quite honest family.
>>25843698
Nice ideas!
>see this thread
>get craving for sardines
>check to see if we have sardines
>only tuna and shitty canned salmon
thanks guys, i'm hungry for some sardines and crackers now.
SAGE SARDINE THREADS
DO NOT REPLY TO SARDINE POSTERS
REPORT AND HIDE SARDINE THREADS
THEN AND ONLY THEN CAN WE ESTABLISH A GLOBAL R9K BAKED BEAN MASTER RACE.
some retarded faggot told me sardine was good with lemon juice and salt
tasted like literal shit, it's way better with nothing at all
>>25849072
baked beans are only good as side to a homemade burger or barbecue.
bakes beans can't stand alone, unlike sardines.
>>25849119
>putting salt on something that already has salt
>>25837965
/r9k/ is a general discussion board.
By your logic half the threads on here would belong in /adv/ or /soc/
>>25849072
If you embraced the Sardine lifestyle your cortisol levels and faggotry would be non existent
![LIMBURGER-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CtoO5RT.jpg "LIMBURGER-2[1].jpg")
Sardines + limburger cheese = exhilarating experience
I make sandwiches with these two
>rye bread
>thinly sliced onions
>sharp brown mustard
>limburger cheese
>sardines in olive oil
eat this outdoors
>>25849146
>>25849185
The mercury in your sardine cans are BRAINWASHING YOU!
OPT FOR HEINZ IF YOU VALUE YOUR MIND.
>>25849250
DOWN WITH HEINZ BEANS, LONG LIVE SARDINES
>>25838117
that looks good mang
>>25849250
There's actually very little mercury in sardines as they're small animals. Biomagnification (collection of pollutants) doesn't have much affect on smaller animals as the life forms they eat are small, and don't have a lot of pollutants in their body. However, things like tuna eat lots of things like anchovies and sardines, and the small amounts of toxins like mercury in those tiny fish build up in the big fish.
>>25849348
You clearly have no idea what the can itself is made of.
Isn't canned food bad for you?
>>25849437
No. You could eat canned greens every day and have no consequences. In fact it would be very healthy.
The only thing to watch for with sardines is gout. If you eat too much of them (three or four cans a day for several days) your feet can swell up and ache.
>>25849534
what is it about sardines that can cause gout?
>tfw mummy only has chicken tendies and won't get Sardines till tomorrow
>>25849437
>>25849534
Wouldn't sardines in tomato sauce tend to leach the can lining over time due to the acidity of the sauce?
>>25849437
Everything is bad for you. Even the air you breath this very moment is most likely dirty with something, e.g. dust that got into the air by youre computer fan's. Or exhaust funes from cars. Or plasticizers from your computer mouse.
Even sunshine can induce cancer.
Crossing the street can also be bad for you if you get hit by a car.
>>25849630
Beans are good for you though
>>25849534
Thanks. I know canned red meat is bad for you because it's barely even real meat, and the preservatives they use in them but I wasn't sure if they use the same thing in fish or other foods.
>>25849583
Do manufacturers really not think of this? Or do they just not care.
>>25849630
I know but some things are worse for you than others. Like processed red meat it will legit give you colon cancer if you eat it a few times a week for several years.
>>25849630
Even being on r9k can give you cancer. I wonder how many Sardine defficiant anons who developed brain tumors and died because they lack the iniative to try something hearty and wholesome like a can of Sardines
>>25849655
Yeah, everything can also be good for you if you want it to be like that.
>>25849678
Stop worrying and live. You may reduce youre red meat intake and still get run over by a car tomorrow, so in my opinion there's no real reason to not eat red meat by that logic.
It's all just a matter of which standpoint one takes.
>>25849560
They are high in purine, which causes gout in high concentrations.
http://www.livestrong.com/article/473897-gout-and-sardines/
>>25849583
The cans are lined with a plastic material that is supposed to be inert.
>>25849740
It's not about dying for me, but quality of life. I don't give a fuck how long I live, I just want to be functional for the majority of my life. I see people hitting their mid-thirties that aren't even fat, but are out of breath from walking up a flight of stairs. They're tired and exhausted all the time because of their poor life choices putting strain on their bodies. I don't wanna become like that, especially since most people are living to 70 or later. Fuck, if they are already breaking down when they're halfway through life I don't wanna imagine how bad it is when they get older.
Sardines are selling out at local grocery stores. Stockpile some cans today before you are left out. Peak sardine is happening.
>>25849842
Increase you're life quality by drinking fresh water which doesn't come out of plastic bottles.
Increased my lifes quality immensly.
>>25849959
where you getting fresh water?
>>25850320
you don't seem to have that word in english, only in aussie eng: bottle-o.
stores that only sell stuff one can drink, e.g. water or beer etc.
>>25843552
Here's a good Spam recipe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQe9hnkCDTQ
>>25837926
Sardinia reporting in
TEAM HEINZ BEANZ
FUCK FUSHFAGS
How the fuck are you supposed to eat sardines?
Do you open the can and eat them cold? Do you cut the head off so you don't get the brain and eyeballs? I just don't get it.
I like fried perch though.
>>25849348
I know a guy who had bloodwork done and had abnormally high levels of arsenic in his blood due to frequently eating sardines.
>>25851021
They cut the head off for you in most cases. You can eat them cold straight out of the can or put them on things such as sandwiches or pizza.
do anchovies taste the same as sardines?
>>25837926
Mercury rotten fish meme something
anybody else /cold spam and cream crackers/ here?
>>25851021
blended whole, in a smoothie, with yogurt or fruit juice
>>25851307
no, anchovies taste like salty piles of slimy shit dipped in salt, sardines taste like fish
>>25850974
Noted and welcome to our comfy thread, mind the team Heinz cucks, they're just mad that no one gives a shit about their hobo chow
>>25850992
Leave and never come back mkay?
>>25851307
Not at all, anchovies taste like dried out Sardines that fell on a carpet
>>25849579
> tfw mummy loves me enough to buy delicious crunchy yogurt cups
>>25837926
how expensive are they?
>>25852897
They're not for plebs like you.
>>25839723
I said they looked greasy not I think all deep frying yields a greasy product, you stupid shit.
>eating canned food
enjoy your bpa
>>25853839
>he's just mad dick doesn't come in cans
