Scenario Time! You have to choose between these 2 scenarios:
>This fine beautiful black girl drives up to you on the street, and says "Hey, I find you real sexy as hell, get in my car, imma give you some brown sugah..."
or...
>A UFO also shows up above the same road as the black girl, with a bunch of creepy tall Grey aliens walking along below the ship, demanding you come with them at once. The leader says this to you:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1INItNKng0O
Now, who do you choose to go with, the fine sexy black girl, or those creepy aliens?
I'd go with the aliens.
the black girl
wtf kind of racist would choose a fucking alien abduction over being with a sexy ass black woman?
fuck some aliens I'm gonna get some 10/10 pussy
>>25837167
Come the fuck on, did you even hear what the alien says?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1INItNKng0O
Still wanna go with them and not the black girl?
anyone who says aliens is either being edgy or poking fun at you OP because you post these kind of threads often.
that's the prettiest black girl you've posted yet. literally 9/10
protip: no matter what you pick you will be dissected for your organs
>>25837130
With the aliens will I at least get some out of this world pussy?
Aliens. Fuck that ho.
I want to explore the universe.
Aliens hands down
>abducted by aliens or abducted by niggers
Aliens are less violent.
>>25837220
>2015+1
>being into bestiality.
>>25837239
>>25837243
>>25837247
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1INItNKng0O
Listen to what the alien says. I wouldn't trust someone who gloats about having "giant prisons full of people"
>>25837243
>Aliens are less violent.
>less violent
Oh really? Watch this and see if you still think that:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsSMi5df2BI
Aliens. I want to die.
>>25837260
Isn't neither an option? I don't want to be raped/mugged/murdered by the black woman.
>>25837402
Why do you assume she'd do that? She likes you.
ayyy lmaoblack bitches are whores
And y'all say us black girls can't be robots. You've proven yourselves wrong.
>>25837425
I grew up in a shitty part of LA and I learned to never relax around blacks.
![20131025211508!Vigilo_Confido_black[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/vXUkYhu.png "20131025211508!Vigilo_Confido_black[1].png")
>go with ayyy lmaos
>kill them all
>>25837260
>"giant prisons full of people"
That sounds pretty normal for any civilization
>>25837130
>vocaroo.com/i/s1INItNKng0O
I listen to a lot of noise music and power electronics so this sounds alright
Perhaps ayys are big whitehouse fans
Also can I get the option of taking the black qt 3.14 with me to the mothership zeta
>>25837130
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1INItNKng0O
May I subscribe for more of this ASMR channel?
