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So guys I just moved into a new apartment with a roommate named Jess
She seems cool
>white, 5'10", brown hair, green eyes
>watches a lot of anime
>browses 4 chan
>smokes a Shit ton of pot
Should I make a move?
>>25836732
You didn't answer the most important question.
Is she qt?
>>25836732
Never shit where you eat.
She could teach you how to not be such a sperg though...
>>25836732
pic of you and ill tell you if you're cute.
>>25836732
Doing that w roommates is bad, makes things awkward
>>25836732
Stoner chicks are shit
>tfw no qt weeb roommate that's taller than you and will let you practice
>>25836741
Yes...
>>25836762
4u :^)
>>25836763
But I'm taller than her. Only by an inch but... Still.
>smokes a Shit ton of pot
>Should I make a move?
No.
>>25836809
Then go for it duh. Having a roommate turned GF? Fucking awesome. Things don't work out? Nothing wrong with that.
>>25836732
Yes, if she's affectionate and gives you free weed that alone is worth the relationship.
>>25836732
You have more to gain from friending her and finding a gf from her extended friend group, just don't fuck any close friends.
>>25836732
NO
She'll choose Chad over you. Haven't you ever read anything on this board?
>>25836732
I dunno it depends. Post a pic of her.
Fuck. No.
Just be friends with her for as long as you can. Maybe sometime down the line you might be able to bang, but hold the fucking line.
Use her to help you bang other chicks.
>>25836858
> Having a roommate turned GF? Fucking awesome.
You clearly still live at home.
Hey guys OP here I talked to jess just now and she's cool with us going out. She's always been pretty chill about everything.
Anyway I'm high and have work in a few hours so I'm going to bed.
See you guys later
>>25836732
nah, start working out and maybe start drinking with her occasionally. Maybe one drunken night she will make a move.
>>25836732
>smokes a Shit ton of pot
honestly, no
>>25836732
Are you in Melbourne by chance?
Unless you got a job where you will get drug tested on the regular then hell no. Blaze that shit all day with her
>>25836732
>5'10
YES
>smokes a Shit ton of pot
no
>smokes shitton of pot
Doubt she has the cash to pay for it. I wonder how else she pays for it.
OP just don't
>>25837459
I WILL bump this thread
Yes very original I get it
>>25836732
Tall bitches are superior. Do it.
>>25836858
>Things don't work out? Nothing wrong with that.
I don't think that you are understanding
He is going to see her face A LONG time
Just be friends op
Don't do anything stupid and smoke weed btw
It's cooler than cigs
>>25836732
you will sperg out anyway
she will move out
or even worse she will reject you and make things awkward for you both
try to be friends for now, maybe you will get some exp in talking with girls
>>25836732
Did you post this hoping she sees this thread? Weak
>>25836732
>pothead roommate
she will probably try to fuck you anyways and guilt you into paying her share
im going to tell you to do it anyways so that it ends up this way just to spite you since i am nigh certain you are some kind of normal fag piece of shit
hey guys its op, im on my lunch break right now
>>25838149
>smoke weed btw, It's cooler than cigs
why not both
>>25838505
i have known her for over a year now
>>25840101
no considering i told her about it to her face>>25837358
>>25840303
>she will probably try to fuck you anyways and guilt you into paying her share
she's never done this and paying rent is one of the few things she does always have money for
>>25836919
Best idea here
no way dude, jess is a slut
You have two options
1) Make a move and be fuck friends
2) Rid her of her smelly and unhealthy habits
One of these will get you shanked.
>>25836732
Do you have anything in common with her and do you two get along?
>>25836750
this tbqh honest senpai. it wouldn't be easy to get along with her if the thing doesn't work
>>25841394
jess plz
>>25841402
well we both some plenty of pot and do whatever for fun
we both love music and anime
we are pretty much the only one either one of us talk to outside of work
>>25841464
i dont think it would be odd, like i said we have known each other since high school and are closer then we are with our familys
>>25836742
This
Probably a shit gf but she could help you with yor autism
>>25836732
millions of people watch anime and browse 4chan
people who smoke a ton of pot are usually unstable. they easily become paranoid and argumentative. if she ever runs out of pot, she'll be anxious and won't think about anything else except that next hit.
i've literally had women messaging me at 3 in the morning begging for pot because they can't sleep.
Smoke with her op
If you score stoned sex you are going to the moon, no lie
Shit is cash
>>25841901
And why is that bad??
I'm pretty sure you could've got a lot of these stoners to blow you 2bh
>>25842073
>why is it bad that people in the society you live in are begging for drugs in the middle of the night
so this is supposed to be acceptable because i could've had an orgasm? i don't think so.
>>25836732
I wouldn't, OP. But she sounds like she could be a good bro. It's hard for men and women to be friends, but not impossible if they basically act like men, since you start to think of them as a man.
Ask her to hook you up with cute girls.
>>25842204
I dont even care about that
She has begged me for money, I have begged her for money, we don't care
