>you loan her a buck
>chad throws her a fuck
>you loan her a buck
nope and I'm glad.
>>25835705
>you loan her a fuck
>Chad lubes up a duck
>About her, your mind does not stray away
>Chad fucks the shit out of her
>you take her to brunch
>Chad eats her for lunch
>>25835705
>you sit here posting on /r9k/
>chad fucks her
>>25836323
>to please her you'd go to any measure
>yet chaddy gets the oral pleasure
>You find a girl who's willing to fuck
>She ends up getting hit by a truck
>She'll never agree to suck your cock
>only if chad gets to fuck you while you bite a tube sock
First time poster, how are ya?
>you're fat and lazy
>chad fucks her like crazy
>>25835705
>you post frogs
>she sucks skin logs
>You pick her up from the mall
>chad fucks her in the squal
>you take your model trains out
>Chad fucks her brains out
>she can't meet you, says she's sick
>in reality, she sees Chad who slides in his dick.
>you're at home playing a video game
>Chad and her have hot steamy sex and have no shame
you guys are honestly pretty funny
>your heartache makes you feel like you're in pain
>she now tries to cuck Chad for her personal gain
>instead Chad dominates her and fucks her like stupid
>you're at home, still browsing OkCupid
>>25837035
That was a roller coaster
>you write a song for her
>she sings a song for him
>>25835705
>You think about her during masturbation
>Chads fucking her in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>She calls you her best friend
>Chad gets her to suck his bell end.
>>25837062
>your love life is a roller coaster
>time to take a warm bath with a plugged in toaster
>You listen to death grips
>Her virgin flower chad rips
tonight Chad is going out to smash,
you're still consuming weeaboo trash
>>25835705
>"No girls like me, they are all whores!"
>meanwhile Chad is pounding your oneitis while she's on all fours.
>>25836913
why has no one made a conductor pepe
>you're a virgin piece of shit with a constant sense of impending doom
>she invited Chad to have sex in her bedroom
>You stutter when you talk
>She moans when she fuck
>you wear a fedora and claim that you don't care about women
>Chad thrusts his dick into her throat and she swallows his semen
>You masturbate to anime
>Chad fucks her everyday
>You can't find a job
>Chad makes her panties drop
>you listen to some video game soundtrack
>Chad fucks her bareback
>>25837299
>women
>semen
>>25837326
>job
>drop
I don't actually care, but why make these and not have them rhyme? You may as well just make a plain statement like "Chad has more sex than you".
>you walk her to class
>chad fucks her in the ass
>>25837397
>but why make these and not have them rhyme?
but these still rhyme.
just onomatopoetically.
>>25835844
>>25835955
>>25836777
>>25836899
>>25837066
>>25837299
>>25837400
Hi dubs frequency in this thread. Monitoring for study.
>>25837136
Ask and ye shall receiveOC pls steal
>you post horrible rhymes on /r9k/ that don't even sound right
>chad fucks her three times a day
>you plan the perfect approach and scenario in your head
>lmao who gives a fuck, she texts chad whenever she feels like fucking anyway
>>25835705
/r9k/ makes up rhymes
While I get laid all the time
>>25837575
make one of the annoyed pepe in a doctor's outfit with a stethescope
also a referee pepe with a whistle
also a business suit pepe
>>25837788
im going to bed, but have this
>>25838153
thank anyway anon
>>25838153
and one thats a little more human
>your happenis erodes
>she touches chad's chode
