Oh Hi there wagecuck!
You know what day it is? That's right! It's Monday! You're favorite day of the week!
Better hurry up to work so you're not late your boss.
Mush mush.
Mr. Steinbeckshecklestein is in need of a luxurious 3 week vacation to hawaii AND europe this year. Get on with your work wageiecuckyz
>>25835459
>work my 10 hour job
>get home
>tired as fuck
>read this shit
STOP
>not knowing mlk day is tomorrow
i may be a wagecuck but at least i know what day it is
It's MLK day neetster. Wait until tomorrow night to post this.
>>25835459
My bull starts the workweek on Saturday actually, and I have a lot of off days coming up soon.
>>25835507
>he fell for the supervisor meme
Joke's on you, I'm already shitposting from work.
why are wagecuckolds so salty about their pitty lifes?
If they were really happy and succesfull, they would just ignore these threads.
Time to go to work and earn my 500 dollars. Enjoying the basement, neetcuck? Don't you wish you could afford whatever you want?
>>25835715
Yes, jokes on me.
That feel when living 5 minutes away from work so I don't leave until 5 until
Hah jokes on you. Monday is my weekend, Wednesday is my Monday, nightclub work is late nights too so you never Catch me going to work with these.
I'm still a wagekek though
can i join the neet club? i'm not officially unemployed, but i'm down to one day a week (4 hours) plus ad-hoc assignments that i do at home when i feel like it.
>>25835997
there aint no such thing as a half way neet
>>25835997
you may ask yourself, am I ready to be part of the master race?
>>25835997
If you identify as neet then you are a neet.
>>25835459
i have mondays off, get owned fatty
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>>25836178
i already am of the master race, i just can't pull the trigger on full-blown neet because i'd probably get committed and then i'd die. otherwise i'm as neet as it gets, senpai
>asked a slack-off coworker today to finish up a chore before he left
>ranted and raved at me about how it's my job to do that and he does so much and i never appreciate it and he's going to talk to the bosses about it
>on the same day that i got chewed out by the bosses for being "late" (their shitty clocks are fast) and not doing every single one of a growing list of shit they've decided is now my responsibility
maybe i'll get fired. i'm seriously excited
Yeah.
I work a day a month setting up tours for entertainers. I make what you make in 4 months of your neetbux in a week.
I have a job I can brag to anyone about and everyone loves it.
Your thinking you're better than anyone for getting 700$ a month from the government, while knowing you'll never get a real job because you're "disabled" is fucking hilarious you fat retard
I know you guys are gonna ignore this because of "muh circlejerking" but what exactly is wrong with earning your own living? Growing up, my parents always gave me examples of hard work and determination. And now, in university, I find it not only my task, but my duty to earn my living, too.
Not that I wanna end a slave. But there is a huge difference between a working person, and a slave. And if you have to ridicule hard-working people to feel better about your worthless existence, I feel pity for you.
>>25836313
>Work 1 day a month and earn 4 batches of neetbux.
Complete fucking bullshit. You work way more than that. Anything you do that's in any way related to your job is work.
>>25835459
I get tomorrow off faggot
>>25836469
I said 4 neetbatches a week not 4x as much. Understand difference you fucking autist?
>>25835459
Thisis a great day.
>>25835459
Oh Hi there NEET!
You know what day it is? That's right! It's rent day! You're favorite day of the week!
Better get in these stockings so you're not late for your landlord.
Suck suck.
>>25838039
Oh hi there Wagie.
You and your wagecuck friends happily donate for me to afford to live in a decent house :)
>>25835459
Christ alive, I KNOW this is the baitiest of bite, but I'll bite. I'm genuinely curious as how you spend your day, OP. Most of your posts (I'm assuming it's you, over and over again) seem to imply that you lie wrapped up in bed. That's great for an extra hour or two in the morning, sure, but what else do you do? If you're bed all day you're going to end up like that poor 'sloth' fucker in Seven.
>Gotta go to work in an hour, 7 to 3
>I don't mind
>Night shift employee is a total robot
>Probably didn't close correctly
NEETBros, give me the strength to be tolerant of retards
>>25835507
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>>25838296
Yes, yes. I need the frustrated, mad, angry tears of the RAGIE WAGIES
Unfortunately it's a holiday, NEET, so my wagecucks aren't making anything for you to buy, and I still have to pay them. Oy vey.
Listen to the crys and taste the salty tears if a thousand wagecucks time to go to bed for me godspeed neets sweet dreams I'll get an extra few hours sleep for the ragey wageys
Mr. Rothenshekelsbergstein gave you the day off for mlk day? Congrats on the day of freedom. Hopefully you can use this time to pack all your lunches for the week and prepare your work clothes.
Congrats on receiving enough jew tokens to buy what the tv tells you to as well.
Serious question: If President Sanders is elected, would Social Security for mental illness and 6 month unemployment benefits go up?
I want to know, that way I can join /r9k/ with an autismo disorder soon and collect free money that's worth potentially ruining my prospects for. (Not the kiddie $800 a month shit they get now.)
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>>25840799
Bernie will give every citizen 1000 dollars per week
>>25840833
no but seriously
I want to know in the next 2 or 3 months (6 months advance) to hop on this gravy train.
>>25835459
Today I made 400$ with 4,5 hour of work.
How much are your autismbux per month?
>>25840905
>2016
>still bragging about jew points
>>25840872
Hop. On.
NOW!!!!
>>25835459
>You're favorite
>You're
Boy, your superior NEET philosopher-king intellect sure is strong in this post
And you get your income from where faggot? Kill yourself.
>>25841562
Income
In come
In-cum
Your the faggit workie
>>25835459
jokes on you neetfag! Today's a paid holiday for me! I get to sit at home and shitpost on here jsut like you, but I get paid for it! Too bad you will never know how good this feels.
>tfw have to work for black people appreciation day
I hate working for a racist company.
>>25841897
I'd never work for ANY company, wagie, because I actually value my time! Today I'm going to cash in my Good Boy Points and get some cash from my mom for a delicious Subway sandwich.
>>25841609
>Mass shooting prevention and general autist maintenance.
since your day off is the only day you feel alive, it should be called your day on
>>25835459
yes, the day I spent in my bed, "working" remotely. I even managed to hit the gym during worktime
stay mad, neet
>>25835459
haha that's kinda mean
Enjoy it while it lasts. No more of this welfare state nannying when the God Emperor is elected.
>>25835459
>so you're not late your boss.
This doesn't look like the coherent sentences written by well rested NEETs at their leisure.
>the OP is actually a normie wagecuck at work shitposting out of boredom
>>25843356
Agreed, Trump is gonna take all the NEETbux away to build a wall and keep all the mexicans out, why? So there will be more jobs of course! ;^)
>worked 60 hours this past week
>boss tells me pay will be a week late
>starving, haven't eaten in two days
>got turned down when i applied for food stamps
Fucking shit. I think I'm gonna just become a hobo neet and steal for a living.
>>25835459
>I don't work
>be in the air force
>am a historian (i shit you not, look it up)
>get to spend most of my time on 4chan
>when I actually have to "work" it's reading cool war stories and writing a couple pages about it
>taxcucks pay for my housing, food, clothes, utilities, alcohol, etc
>still get a fat paycheck too
Fuck being a neet and fuck being a wagekek. Militarykek is the master race.
>>25839267
>also work closing shift
>do everything major correctly
>get bitched at and taken off the schedule for a day over a minor fucking thing like forgetting to take out one trash bag that was 1/4 full
Why are business owners such fags?
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>>25837870
it's actually kind of sad this hasn't been posted before
