Oh, hello there sardine cuck, enjoying your rotten fish with guts et al, packed into a smelly, rotting can? Oh but of course you say you love it sardine cuck, but you envy me with my Heinz beans, high in fibre, 1 of my five a day, and the perfect robot snack.
Another day, another sardine.
HEINZ BEANS NO SARDINES
Fucking hell I didn't know sardines were the new meme
>>25834701
But they are. Sardines are a meme food. Beans is where it is at. No guts or bone. Just delicious fibre and rich tomato sauce.
I like bushs beans better
Why are bean farmers and distributers shilling on a board for lonely pathetic men?
>>25834889
It's no longer a board for lonely pathetic men tho
>>25834876
Nice choice tier, Have to try them one day.
Oh man, now I'm craving some Heinz beans and pork sausages.
I've been eating cold beans in tomato sauce out of the can since the winter of '13-'14. It all started when I was workin a job up north and decided to take my lunch break in the picker truck instead of walking 30 meters to the lunch room in the shop and buddy opens the door says to me laughing you know theres a microwave upstairs? At that point I was already too comfy so I said nah Im ok eating here. Then he laughed and it became my thing after that and I just went with it. I prefer cold beans now anyway
Why do they have to tell you the can is full of beans? Don't they know I figured as much already?
Beans suck.
>>25835497
the beans industy sucks. You'd think they'd have come up with a decent heinz knockoff by now but they haven't, fucking useless.
Hurry up nigel, you're late for you mandatory cucking and JSA interview.
>>25835015
no thanks to retards like you
the best brand of beans, too bad you americucks can't get it
>>25834814
if beans were any good they would be a meme food too
>>25835586
>Boner Beans
>eating canned beans
>>25835385
God, that's a great story
>>25835798
not food for a gentleman such as yourself
might I suggest something?
>>25835849
I prefer kippers.
>>25834593
Why not both? Sardines and beans. Beans and sardines.
>>25834593
How do you eat fish with tons of bones in it?
>>25836505
Some brands have the whole sardine in the can, they must cook them long enough to make the bones soft. It's pretty gross because the fish guts are in there, its the whole fish. Its been many moons since I ate a can of whole sardines but I remember the spine being soft and a little crunchy
>>25835315
Oh yes elite choice there anon
>Crusty white bread, toasted
>Earth Balance spread (any container except the green one)
>Marmite
>Heinz Beans
On the side
>Tater Tots
>Tabasco Sauce
>Fried red tomatoes
>Hot tea
>>25834593
Thistriggers sardinecucks, and so does the fact that I'm currently eating real human beans.
>>25834593
Hello there, neet. Wagecuck here.
My breakfast for the last 11 years, 7 of which have been spent getting up for work and the rest getting up for university, has been almost always the same.
>Put oats in a sauce pan.
>Roast them for a minute or two to get the flavor out, without burning or cooking them.
>Add some water and stir with a wooden spoon as they turn into a mushy creamy porridge.
>As the water evaporates, lower the heat and at milk. Keep stirring.
>Take off the heat and eat either with honey, or cheese, depending on your mood.
>Eat with a mug of coffee or green tea.
I am able to do this in minutes in the morning, and it keeps me full until my afternoon lunch break.
It costs me next to nothing in stress or money or effort. Am I doing well, neet? Am I sufficient for you?
>Why yes I would like to purchase these three Heinz Canned Beans, and have a wonderful day m'lady
Do they really contain the guts?
>>25834593
>>25834876
>>25835586
>>25837885
Is this what r9k has turned into? Bean memes?
It's catchy. I can get beHeinz it
Why the fuck have I seen so many sardine threads on 4chan lately?
>>25834593
You poor, cultureless Amerifat. Heinz tinned beans are the spraycheez of legumes. Real beans need to be slow-cooked for twelve hours (or more) with lard and molasses.
>>25838177
reeks of a /ck/ raid, they should just get back in the kitchen
lentil eating patrician here
heinz are for the peasants
Sardines< beans
Have some class, beans are for hobos
>>25834593
Sardine cuck? What the fuck is this supposed to mean? Is everything a cuck now?
"Hello black tea cuck, I am enjoying my green masterrace tea."
This meme is fucking pathetic.
I still eat my heinz beans tho
>>25838217
>Heinz beans
>Amerifat
I'll have you know that Heinz beans are a fine imported good from the Kingdom of Great Britain.
>>25838375
Britain, the only nation on Earth with cuisine worse than Ameriflab. They'd boil a fucking hamburger if they could and serve it with a topping of mushy peas.
>>25834593
first subway shill now heinz?
>>25838424
I bet you eat salad, too. Sissy fag.
>>25834593
>not committing suicide by overeating tuna
>>25838170
hello reddit
(ofcourse this isn't original)
>>25835497
Has obviously never heard of the bean boy
>>25834593
b-but sardines are my only source of omega 3
>tfw heinz baked beans no longer sold anywhere nearby
i also enjoy the patrician taste of heinz
BIDF pls go
The better brand for beans coming through
>>25834593
Fuck off Sardinia reporting in
>Beans
>Sardines
It's an allegory to our next president.
