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ITT: Shit you hate in porn
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>When there is sci fi music in the backround
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Thats because they're fucking in the future, you miserable shit.
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>>25834294
>music is so fucking loud I can't hear the girl
WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT
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>>25834294
>>25834373
Really hate the spic cam girl vids, always loud ass rap or their spanish music turned to max. I don't want to listen to that crap.

But hey, saw some 70's german porn a couple weeks ago, had some nice groovy disco to it. Downloaded just for the song
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>Cam girl involves her bf in the show
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>>25834373
>When the girl is squeakier than one of those fucking annoying ass chew toys for dogs
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>>25834419
>when the guy has a better ass than the girl
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Loud type of music. If I didn't want to hear the fucking I'd jerk off to gifs
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>showing his face

This is why I mostly watch lesbian or maturation porn
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>when it's a mom/son vid and the son is balding

>when the guy is really handsome and the chick is too into it

>when it's a blowjob vid and the chick has yellow or fucked up teeth or a dirty tongue
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>>25834294
>high heels
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>>25834294
>the guy moans louder and more frequently than the girl
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>any music at all
>breaking the 4th wall
>wearing heels entire time
>clothes too slutty
>lesbian videos where they just take turns laying on their back getting eaten out and end with a 69 or scissor
>lesbian video where the woman doesn't know how to use the strapon. This is 95% of all lesbian strapon videos.
>excessive spitting
>more than 2 people involved
>lesbian message videos where the person giving the message has obviously never been trained
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>>25834661
>When the chick has a piercing on her tounge
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Anything with a nigger and white girl. Why is there so much cuck porn?
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>doggy style
>WITH GUY'S HAIRY ASSHOLE FACING THE SCREEN
WHY WHY WOULD YOU THINK THIS IS APPEALING TO THE VIEWER??!!?
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Disgusting girls that aren't 2D
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>>25834294
Sci-fi music in porn? Could you please post an example? I have no idea what you're talking about
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>Awkward interview with the girl talking to some guy behind the camera
>Those Jules Jordan videos where he constantly talks with this croaky slur
>Blowjob goes for 50% or more of the total video's length
>Any clothing remaining on for the duration
>Skirt pulled up to the midriff instead of just removed entirely
>Showing any more of the man than what is necessary, especially his anus or O face
>"TIRED OF LOOKING AT PORN?! THERE'S GOOD NEWS!"
>"COME FUCK ME TONIGHT! JOIN HISLUT DOT COM NOW!"
>That super long ad that starts with the three girls walking to the camera in slow-mo before it eventually cuts to a guy flicking through stacks of cash saying he made it all from some bullshit website
>Amateur videos that are poorly lit, poorly shot, and have TV or rap blasting in the background
>Group videos where every girl just makes noise for the sake of it
>Lesbian videos where they don't know what they're doing
>"Lesbian" videos where they just slightly tongue each others clits and feel each other up awkwardly for 45 minutes
>Milf video where the girl is 18
>Teen video where the girl is 40
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Black men in porn think the show is about them and won't shut the fuck up.
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>>25835367
I'm assuming he means analog synth music, which is quite common on VHS-era productions.
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>>25835384
>Blowjob goes for 50% or more of the total video's length
>Amateur videos that are poorly lit, poorly shot, and have TV or rap blasting in the background
>any music at all
>when it's a mom/son vid and the son is balding

I'll add some of my own

>The guy behind the camera has the exact same voice no matter what video you watch
>Fetish lesbian porn that isn't BSDM is impossible to find
>Girl gets into it way too quickly and you know she's faking
>Girl constantly swears, and emphasizes it each time. "I want you to FUCK my dirty little CUNT so FUCKING bad."
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>femdom porn with old masculine guys instead of young effeminate twinks
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>labeled creampie but there's no creampie
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>filmed porn
>photographed porn
>porn where you can't clearly see the man
>porn with poor labels
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>Squirt video
>It's pretty clearly pee
Just drink some fucking water you idiots.

>Music playing in the background
>It's a song I like
>Can't watch it because I don't want to pervert the song every time I hear it
I watched this white guy bang his jap gf with nujabes in the background. Could hardly fap.

>Facial / cumswap
>Girl looks afraid of licking the cum
That's just not enjoyable.

>Fapping
>Notice something in the background, or wonder about production or some shit
>End up cumming to some inane thought like who feeds the fish at the porno mansion, what it's like to be part of the production crew, or how they varnished the front door
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>Getting ready to cum
>Point of no return
>Right as I cum, close up on guys face
>Fuuuuuuuuck
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>men having sex
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>watching violent rape video
>played off as a fantasy scene where the girl is smiling and dreaming about it happening
or
>starts/ends with the girl saying how excited she is or how much she loved it

why the FUCK would I want to see that if I want non-con shit? that just kills my boner.
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>>25834294
Camera shot for a doggie style scene that shows mostly guys asshole and balls and almost nothing of the woman.
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>>25834294
>mislabelled porn
>anything NON-AMATUER
>silent
>porn 'stars'
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>fake moaning
>man face
>man voice
>man dirty talk
>POV vids that still show the man
>POV vids that clearly aren't
>no cumshot
>bj only videos labeled as POV
>amateur vids with shitty camerawork
>doggystyle filmed from the side
>angle where you can't see the penetration
>masturbation with no orgasm
>fake orgasm
>cumshots in the mouth, not on the face
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