>Thinking of buying a waifu body pillow
Sh-Should I do it robots?
Dont do it. Dont go down the road
Just do you man
>>25824254
Why not? how much worse could it get?
>>25824312
Alot worse. What are you new to 4chan??
>>25824404
No, But listen. Everything's really shit atm, so I doubt a waifu pillow could make things worse then they already are.
>>25824479
Atm? Meaning that it will be better after awhile.
I'd rather suggest bying a fleshlight.
Waifu pillow is a big statment to yourself. Dont do it my man.
>tfw the pillow arrives in rolled up plastic instead of a box and I just KNOW the Korean apartment worker who signed for it knows what it was
>this same guy is the apartment inspector
>>25824566
Already got one.I was gonna cut a whole is the body pillow and put the flesh light in there.
very overrated mate
their face will get creased when you hug it and it doesn't feel real at all
plus when you get depressed you'll look at it and evaluate your life choices
>>25824653
THATS WORSE. THATS WHY YOU DONT GET THE PILLOW. THATS THE WORST CASE SCENARIO RIGHT THERE. PLEASE. AT LEAST TELL ME YOU LIVE ALONE.
GOD DAMNIT SON DONT DO THAT SHIT.
SHIT
>>25824751
LISTEN TO THIS GUY OP. ITS LIKE CUTTING YOUR FINGER OFF. ITS SEEMS LIKE A FUN IDEA TO BEGIN WITH. BUT IT AINT. EVEN IF IT GETS SEWN BACK ON INN TIME
>>25824797
I live with my parents. I have a few hiding places so it should be alright.fuck it imma do it.
>>25824751
>creased
Not if you get 2-way tricot senpai, it's almost like silk.
pretty sure the body pillow/fleshlight is the point of no return
I watched a porn one time where the girl told me to hump my pillow. It was fun :)
