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This is John. Say hello to John. John is the average man.
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This is John.

Say hello to John.

John is the average man.

You don't know John. John doesn't know you.
You don't know his story. You don't know anything about him.

All you know, is that he is John.
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'sup my nigga?
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>>25818800
Dam John, nice smooth skin you got there
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Jon looks like a trap tbqh.
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>>25818800
FUCK YOU JOHN YOU NORMIE PIECE OF SHIT REEEEEEEEEE
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>>25818919
No he doesn't

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This is John.
John is an average guy.
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>>25818800
hilarious post op, I'm going to submit it to /r/4chan
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There
will
be
White
Genocide
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>tfw white latino
>mfw I look just like John
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>>25818800
fucking normie

it there a Johnan? wanna see how an average computer generated normie woman looks like
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>>25819040
shut up monkey
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>>25819040
>Latino
>white
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>>25819040
Everyone looks like John

He's the most average man
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>>25819064
lol @ mad muriclaps whining

what are you gonna do? shoot up a school? :)
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how many times has jon had the sex?
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>>25819103
John does not have time for sex.
He's too busy working and being average
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>>25819085
Latino means being born in any 3rd world Latin-American country. Even if my Grandparents were eurocucks fleeing World War II, I'm technically still white.
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FAKE! Everyone knows the average man's name is Joe!
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>>25819040
Go tend to my crops asshole
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>>25819123
John is a wagekek
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no fucking way thats an average man. hes like 7/10
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>be me
>name is literally John Doe
>look exactly like this man
>i work an office job every day

Help
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Hope life treats you right, my friend.

Hopefully you die of old age surrounded by loved ones.

And if not, if you're a true robot. I hope you make it. I hope you find happiness in life. I hope you find some place where you belong John. Hope it goes well for you buddy.
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I love you john
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>>25819189
be a spy, become a living legend in the shadows, make me proud anon.
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>>25819189
this is you, you just don't realize it
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>>25818800
Does John hate every single one of us?
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>>25819424
John hates nobody. John likes nobody.
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All normies are identical. They all talk the same, dress the same, and do the same things. They're all dumb, shallow, and vapid. They all believe they're genuinely special.

So yes, I know all there is to know about John, and I want nothing to do with him.
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>>25819189
So your father's surname was Doe and despite this he named his son John?
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>>25819798
My father's name was John Doe too, so he named his son, me, John Doe. Not even John Doe Jr, just full-on John Doe.

Why
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