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Wagecucks back to work tomorrow kek edition
>>25816319
lads haha pakis out haha new pic haha britfeel hahah lad lad lad gonna shops lads post waifus lads hahaha paki lads
>>25816319
>Wagecucks back to work tomorrow kek
>>25816371
haha lad know that feel lad haha pakis out right lads haha lads
Fuck lads. It's freezing outside and I have no food in the flat. Do I order a takeaway again? This will be the 9th time in 2 weeks. I'm getting a bit of a belly too now.
Post waifus to fight the loneliness
>>25816431
How much funds do you have?
>>25816463
Plenty desu.
>>25816342
I'd rather have an extra grand in the bank every month than waste it to satisfy some appeal to masculinity on the internet.
>>25816431
Are you fucking retarded? how many times does it take for you to learn how to get basic shit?
>1kg of oatmeal
>them premium beans from aldi 1 quid for a 4pack
>frozen sausages or southern style fried chicken
>curry or whatever in a can
>bread takes 10 days to go bad
Like the possibilities are endless do you literally just go buy 1 days worth of groceries whenever you go out?
Lads
Kiss, marry or kill?
Poleaboo
Tilde
Angryanon
>>25816473
Order that shit then famalam.
>>25816511
bread tastes like shit after 2 days
And none of that shit tastes even remotely as nice as a takeaway
>>25816446
What do you think of your waifu's waifu?
>>25816491
>not spending an extra grand a month so you can brag to people you will never meet on an anonymous internet message board
B E T A
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>>25816516
Kiss? What are you? 8 fucking years old?
>>25816446
good taste desu lad
>>25816516
>you have to write text even though this is an 'image' board
>>25816528
so cute together desu
>>25816552
I'm 27 you absolute fraggle of a melt
Lads I was out drinking last night, came home in the snow and needed a shit really bad. So I took off my coat, leaned my back up against a tree, dropped trou and did the deed. Was strangely serene, in the silence all alone at the edge of some woods, shitting quietly. I'm tempted to try it in different weathers now, what do you think?
who /paki/ here?
tee bee haych
Lads i'm at a pub and the bartenders a qt french bird, what do?
>>25816584
it's pronounced aych, not haych (though the correct spelling is also aitch but I'll let you off)
>>25816410
>>25816369
Thread over, all content has been discussed
lads
>>25816577
>it's the fraggle melt guy
Sounds like a fucking ice cream. Why do you speak such shit English?
>>25816560
equally patrician desu lad
>>25816611
nothing she doesn't want a beta hitting on her
>>25816527
Oh makes sense then, keep spending 20 quid a day and turning into a fat fuck.
>implying what I posted isn't just emergency food that can be stored for a longass time(minus the bread)
>>25816632
>you will never be a 2d girl
hurry the fuck up VR
>>25816633
>implying women don't want an extra orbiter to use
>>25816627
fraggle melt guy is the original angryanon, he is angry because nobody other than deranged homeless gentlemen use 'fraggle'
>>25816627
I'm an indian immigrant you absolute mong
>>25816619
Not him, but I'm from Liverpool and we say haitch. Is it a regional thing or?
>>25816666
It's a southern thing.
>>25816649
I didn't ask for this feelshould've figured that wouldn't be original desu
Tinder's told me there's no one new around me.
I've actually exhausted all the local women.
>>25816521
Really fucking want to right now but I'm going to get fat. I could promise myself it'll be the last day I order this month, but I know it won't be.
Think i'll just live off tap water today.
>>25816666
It's northeners have a poor education. Even the yanks can get it right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ7jX0a8zk0
>>25816660
DESIGNATEDfug off robo
>>25816660
Why are you so angry all the time? We have given you a chance in a real country that isn't full of shit and poverty and all you can do is complain and bitch. You should be nicer.
>>25816611
Sit at the bar and start up conversation with her
>home alone on e4
>in middle of january
Are you tekkin the fucking piss channel 4? Christmas films should be banned between 26th December and at least the middle of November
>>25816611
What you drinking? Drinks determine how alpha you are
>>25816584
>trying to find Muslim femdom porn
>literally doesn't exist
What the fug
>>25816711
>watching American flicks
sup reddit
>>25816660
Do indians who move to the UK have tiny streets in their bathrooms so it feels more like home?
>>25816566
I wish the show was just those two and Akari (with her oneechan).
>>25816584
what's the story behind this?fuck off robot
>>25816446
Tiny hat
>>25816704
Because you stupid cunts are obsessed with pole-loving fraggles and bulimic melts. Wish I'd never left india
Season 9 of sg1 has been shite so far, should I just move on to Atlantis?
>>25816705
Need a good opening conversation then
>>25816713
Guinness senpai
>>25816769
fuck off back there then shitskin
>>25816729
Designated shitting carpet desu
>>25816711
Hey kid, Christmas is Dec 25th to the 5th January.
>>25816729
I lived with an Indian guy once who wouldn't buy toilet roll when it was his week on the rotabecause he didn't use ithe usedhis hand
>>25816788
>should I just move on to Atlantis?
Do you kiss your doggy /britfeel/ ?
>>25816791
>Need a good opening conversation then
"I've just moved here", then ask something about the area
>>25816816
Don't have a doggy, I do cuddle my cat and smell her fur though.
>>25816816
I would if I had one I kiss my cat on the forehead.
>>25816811
... I've heard it's just not as good. Sg1 has been fantastic but this season is just gash.
>>25816762
Yank Muslim convert Redditor moves to the UK to marry a Bangladeshi girl.
>>25816809
That's fucking disgusting the filthy animal
>>25816769
>this cunt is using my fraggle and melt gimmick
Fuck off mate.
Just had a 10 minute argument with my Mum because she said we are having spaghetti bolagnese but I damn well know it will be pasta and not spaghetti.
>>25816797
No you fuck off cumskin
>>25816809
Literally Poo Poo Pee Pee - The Race
>>25816843
>>25816844
Wish I had a cat desu, they don't seem so high maintenance.
![[FFF] Sekai de Ichiban Tsuyoku Naritai! - 04 [BD][1080p-FLAC][18342E87].mkv_snapshot_05.55_[2016.01.17_16.45.56].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PL20W43.jpg "[FFF] Sekai de Ichiban Tsuyoku Naritai! - 04 [BD][1080p-FLAC][18342E87].mkv_snapshot_05.55_[2016.01.17_16.45.56].jpg")
>>25816862
Speaking of ridiculous slang has anyone ever accidentally used "cuck" IRL?
I feel like it's only a matter of time and it's going to be embarrassing when it happens.
>>25816867
Slap the bitch for being an uncultured puttana
>>25816809
No fucking way mang
>>25816893
Didn't mean to post picture, it was left over from a post I decided not to make.
Oh my goodness
>>25816884
That is a good point, you don't have to walk them. My cat bites me sometimes (quite gently) and scratches me too if I touch her where she doesn't like to be touched like her paw or something. Sometimes spits at me too, well hisses or whatever.
Cats are quite alpha, they just stay with you because you feed them, they make you know they are boss usually.
>>25816893
No mate thankfully not. I know what you mean though. The other day I got drunk and called someone 'blue pilled' it was bad.
>>25816893
It's becoming an insult in Murrica.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckservative
>>25816893
I said to a friend that my boss was one, but he is raising another mans kid so it's accurate
>>25816893
the word sounds extremely childish and stupid, only people who'd use it are autistic yanks too far in with /pol/
PAKIS OUT THIS THREAD OUT THIS COUNTRY OFF THIS PLANET
>>25816911
A lot of people don't realise this about Indian culture. In many India cultures people always eat without cutlery, so you are supposed to wipe your ass with your left hand and use your right hand to eat/shake hands with people.
>>25816932
These political insults are really playgroundish...
Cuckservative
Libcuck
Libtard
Conservatard
Who the fuck comes up with this shite?
>>25816932
/pol/ did something
>>25816769
Please feel free to go back, I would rather three poles in this country than one indian.
>>25816893
Was in a pub trying to get pissed before the doctors and heard a normie call Messi a 'manlet'. Really took me by surprise.
>>25816893
Been tempted to use it to a mate of mine who shacked up with a woman 7 years older than him who had 3 kids (one of them a teenager) from a previous relationship, but it'd be mean
Spends 80% of his time working 2 jobs to pay for everything and the fucking idiot married her.
>>25816862
Fuck off you melt
I'm the original angry anon
>>25816953
I'm a Paki and I'm wondering, what's the context of this photo? Where was it taken, why did he do it?
>>25816953
They really fucked that K up.
Agree though. PAKIS OUT!!
>>25816319
>wagecucks back to work tomorrow
Nah bro. My days off are monday tuesday because i cant get a real job thats m-f
>>25816994
A Paiki was trying to stir up controversy by spraypainting that on the inside of his flat door and posting it on the internet (notice the lock and coat hooks)
>>25816981
>3 kids (one of them a teenager)
The thought of living this reality day in day out makes me actually feel sick
>>25816431
Go out to the bastard shop and buy yourself some food to cook. You'll end up being a drain on the NHS as well as the jobcentre. I don't pay taxes so you can eat yourself into being so fat your body needs to store fat in your forehead and eyelids.
Catch a fucking grip and apply yourself you fucking bellend. Cooking isn't fucking difficult and if you're as smart as you probably like to think you are then you should be able to cook something for yourself that doesn't turn you into a barely ambulant stick of butter.
College tomorrow
I dont think I can live this life much longer.
>>25816893
I work for an insurance company and I referred to us "jewing" our way out of a claim when we didn't pay on a technicality. Just got an odd look from my boss.
>>25816582
I think you're literally too stupid to be able to shit indoors like a human being.
Are you a fucking dog?
>be saving money
>on a whim buy some fucking apple fritters for 2.50quid
HOLY SHIT what was I thinking?
>>25817067
Only downhill from here mate, college feels like a walk in the park compared to an actual job
>>25817064
I don't think you could afford 10 takeaways in 2 weeks on JSA unless it's really shit ones and someone else is handling all your other bills.
Fuck sake lads I am obsessed with the idea of Muslim femdom porn now I don't know if I can wank until I find some. Anyone ever seen any?
I'm making a new OP image release candidate. What to add?
>>25817064
Fat people cost the NHS less than healthy people
Fact
>>25816981
well it is good that he is here fore her.
and many men live for pleasing women, from sex to house.
>>25816582
Do it, and also blog about it. Post reviews of each location with ratings for various aspects.
>>25817125
Like actual Muslims or "Muslims" a la Mia Khalifa?
>>25817159
>>citation needed
Someone with an overall lower level of health costs the national health service more than someone healthy. Please tell us all how.
>>25817145
I like it very gritty reminds me of doggystyle
When should britfeel put together a rap album?
>>25817125
there is some on femdomcult
>back at uni for a week now
>haven't seen or spoken to flatmates at all
Not using the kitchen really does affect your social life tbqh~
>>25817198
Fat people die sooner meaning they cost the NHS less overall skinny people get old and suck up all the resources.
>>25816319
>wagecucks back to work tommorow
Burgerland has some benefits,like tomorrow
being a day off because /civilrightsmarch/
and /MartinLutherKing/
AMERICA
>>25817205
why are you still alive. die already
>>25817224
logic
>>25816981
You tell me right fucking now that those kids are white.
>>25817202
Don't have an account
What's the best free femdom site?
>only friend goes up to see gf for a week
>comes back down today for about 6 hours
>now he's left to go see her for another week
>have severe hatred of bureaucracy
>be HR intern
>this is now likely to be my easiest path to a career
Dunno why I did this desu
What do you lads do to give your lives a sense of meaning? Can I do this outside of a career?
>>25817198
Fat people (and smokers, binge drinkers, druggies etc) die younger
Old people cost the NHS and the Government a metric SHIT ton of money.
>>25817174
I want Arab women in hijabs
>>25817224
They don't like to let you die from being a fat cunt though so they insist on spending money on you. I'm a smoker so I'm not having a go, just saying.
>>25817256
This sort of thing caused the breakdown of my friendship with one of my flatmates.
We used to do shit together all the time, watch movies and shit, drink, play games.
Then one weekend he pops home and comes back to tell me he now has a gf, spends every weekend visiting her and we hardly saw each other anymore.
Hope the pussy was worth it.
>>25817246
Yea, they're white. The teenager turned quite violent as he grew up though. Probably from hearing his mum fuck my mate at all times of the day. The house was tiny.
>>25817271
Don't most porn sites have an Arab category?
Lads, is 18 too old to still be reading Diary of a Wimpy Kid?
>>25817323
18 is too young to be posting here
Go away kid. Come back at 22+
>>25817205
Cook your own food in your bedroom using a charcoal stove.
Be sure to keep the window closed though otherwise it won't burn as efficiently.
Anyone ever looked at those tumblr blogs of teens who draw those shitty noodle adventure time style comics.
They're all about being a comic book artist, that's all they draw comics about, it's all self referential humour about their lives.
I don't get it, they don't do anything other than draw comics about them sitting down and drawing comics and pat each other on the back. It's proper mental.
>>25817287
Smokers actually contribute more to the NHS in taxes than they take away from it.
>>25817341
Mate I've been on this site since I was 15.
>>25816987
Your not original anything if you're resorting to using my gimmick you moist prick
>>25817365
And they die younger in general so no one is paying for their medicine, hospital visits, nursing home, 24 hour care etc when they get old
>>25817309
I can find arab porn but not arab femdom porn. More specifically I want arab balbusting femdom porn but if I can't even find normal femdom there is no hope of that.
>>25817260
>What do you lads do to give your lives a sense of meaning?
Don't ask difficult questions, anon.
>>25817294
I guess it's a part of growing up?
24 btw
>>25817397
I want to kiss Miku's feet.
>>25817323
Dude you just reminded me. Did anyone ever read this book about this nerdy introverted kid and half of the book is about his life and the other half is a fantasy novel the character is writing about himself? I remember we had t read it in school in like year 8 an I loved it, wish I could remember the name so I could have another look at it now.
>>25817358
Haha holy shit yes. Some new "meta-humor" type shit. The comics themselves have no substance.
>>25817415
I want to stand behind her on an escalator.
>>25817145
Include PAKIS OUT graffiti.
>>25817430
I want to watch her get pounded by you.
>>25817358
Give some examples mang
>>25817375
Which was last month.
Mods can we uh... get a ban over here for this gentleman?
>>25817430
>upskirts
not even into hentai but this is boner fuel
>>25817443
It would be extremely disappointing.
Just looking is fine too.
>>25817422
>stealing other peoples gimmicks
Pathetic
>>25817358
I like Anders.
>cannabis based painkiller trials result in 1 dead and 4 with brain damage
Where are the pro-weed guys now?
>>25817424
No clue, Ender's Game? Don't really remember a book like you said.
>>25817461
I know what yoy mean anon, my peanus weanus is feeling all tingly like.
>>25817430
>>25817485
*BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP*
sorry anon, hehe
How has life been going for you? I still check up on you sometimes.
>>25817456
>>25817477
>Le quirky life
So many comics of people being retards while their flatmate/boyfriend mothers them. Here are some prime examples:
http://shubbabang.tumblr.com/
http://4-panel-life.tumblr.com/
Absolutely terrible, spend most of the day on twatter talking to each other about their "art"
My pizza doesn't have a cooking time on it. It just says it's done when the cheese melts. I can handle that but it's freezing in the kitchen and I don't want to sit in there waiting.
>>25817524
They seem to be having fun, that's all that matters.
>>25817529
Go for about 15 minutes, then check it every five until its done
>>25817469
ANGRYPAKISHOUTTILDE THINKS THAT IMITATION IS THE SINCEREST FORM OF FLATTERY, YOU MELT.~
>>25817548
I hate fun and anyone who has it.
Also those two are in their mid 20's.
I don't know if it's just a yank think or if it'll make it's way over here but people who should be adults still acting like actual children seems to be the done thing over there.
Why are britcucks so pathetic?
>he can't own guns
>>25817575
It's pretty easy to get a shotgun if you're competent. I'd rather have to jump a few hoops to get a gun than have every nigger and spic packing like in Yank town.
>>25817510
Looks like a man with lupus.
>>25817294
he will regret it once she cheats on him and he realises he whipped himself into not having any social contact other than her.
>>25817566
Your in your mid 20s and spending time obsessing over how other mid 20s spend their time. This is all very silly.
Is there anything good on iPlayer right now? I need to watch something while eating my din din. I've been alternating between Seinfeld and Naeturvaktin but I need something different as well I think.
>>25817590
Shotguns are useless you shitskin cuck. We have the freedom to own fucking AR-15s. Stay cucked faggot brit.
>>25817575
cant get gunned down by police/niggers in the street, haha what a cuck.
I miss you giggles
>>25817633
Shotguns aren't like your Call of Duty, there are very useful. Enjoy niggers and spics controlling streets with their guns lol.
>you will never go to space
>you will never get to float around in zero g
>you will never get fap upside down and perform the worlds furthest cumshot by ejaculating and then fanning the said ejaculate to the other side of the space station
its a specific kind of feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGP6Y0Pnhe4
>>25817698
Going into space is bad for your health, it weakens your bones. We aren't missing much.
>>25817566
Americans do seem a bit more infantilized than most other nations, except maybe Japan.
They take pleasure on cheering, and clapping and crying at fucking everything. Such a child thing to do.
>>25817510
maybe she doesn't post cos you stalked her the fuck away.
>>25817524
Well, this is odd. I find the first one kinda... charming
I think that's some internal white knight instinct kicking in thats making me defend this shit
If it was a guy doing this, I'd call them pathetic
>can hear the child upstairs having a tantrum
>sounds like it is literally throwing things around and shoving furniture
Living in flats is awful anons don't do it, stay with mummy and daddy.
>>25817780
She doesn't post but what if she's here? it's not my fault she had that stupid fucking writing style you could spot from a mile away.
>Start of the second week of my office job after a year of being neet
>feel useless, don't know how things work
>have to use the phone tomorrow, fucking nervous
Not sure if this was such a good idea lads tbqh
>>25817823
I really want a cozy 1 bedroom flat
Hearing the neighbours would piss me right the fuck off thogh
>>25816788
>Dropping shows so close to the end
Tough it out lad, it's still alright
>>25817851
Have mine so I can move the fuck out, it's 850 bongs per month and I'm sick of it, I want a bungalow at least one mile away from any other human.
>>25817728
>We aren't missing much
Yes we are anon. Yes. we. are.
I just want to fly around in zero g, smoke a cig and drink some opium tea while looking down at the earth through the cupola, looking at the clouds reading some nihilist literature.
aye lads, I got the day off tomorrow
fuckin mint
>>25817200
In the CITYYYYYY,
CITY OF
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>>25817903
Do you realise what would happen if you lit a cigarette onboard the ISS?
Should I buy an apartment lads or is that stupid?
Would rather have a house but they're all a bit expensive.
>>25817957
no but tell me, it sounds intresting
Slowly drifitng away from one of my closest mates, seems as if social interaction is a chore. Most weekends we usually just talk and loiter around, but recently it's just consisted of him showing me videos everytime we settle down somewhere. Said to him I had a 'migrane' so I could go home. Just getting really tired of it lads, but he's the only friend I've got.
>>25818023
I got like this, then I stopped being invited to anything. Wasn't good.
>>25818008
are you moving to America?
>>25818022
Oxygen is very flammable.
It'd look like this. Probably cause an explosion too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rzf5dHEN790
>>25818008
depends lad, where abouts you thinking? Personally I wouldn't mind a bit of land for a comfy vegetable plot and to read when its summer, but a nice bachelor pad apartment would perhaps with a balcony would be equally noice
>>25816893
I have, I also have an embarrasing story where I told my ex girlfriend "nice meme" irl.
I don't regret it tbqh, even if it was cringey af
>>25817957
did you realise how rhythmic my post was?
also, i don't care for a cigarette... I'd settle for just opium tea and a sensual blowjob while looking out at the view
get well soon Nigel
Lads, what are your thoughts on these migrant shenanigans Merkel has succumbed us to?
Do you think an exit is on the cards? Would you support an exit?
Or have the lefties doomed us all and its too late to go back?
>>25818048
you know they mix in other gases so it's safe right?
>>25818091
get well soon NigelI voted UKIP
>>25818091
get well soon Nigel
Original Comment
>>25818145
Obviously but it is not like a lighter on earth.
>>25818118
>the lefties doomed us all
You mean Cameron who is trying to keep us in? He's nowhere near a lefty, also we aren't taking many of the migrants nor do we have to.
>>25818091
git gud Nigel
>>25818091
Nigel is a happy man at the moment.
>>25818200
you could smoke is space the atmosphere is similar to earths, the air is circulated, and i've seen videos of people lighting matches in space.
>>25818118
>Do you think an exit is on the cards?
No. Just before the referendum they'll be the usual uneducated fuckers on social media pleading for us to vote ''in'' and not be a racist, bigot, stupid, van driving, meathead, blah blah blah.... meanwhile the country goes to shit.
>Would you support an exit?
Yes.
>Or have the lefties doomed us all and its too late to go back?
We are doomed. Its way too late. Maybe the next generation will swing the other way politically, but it's more likely that they'll just do it sexually. After all, they grew up on Minecraft and ''Apps''
There is no question, we are all doomed.
"When a nation no longer has any prejudice in its blood, its sole resource remains its will to disintegrate."
>>25818200
Wikipedia says the ISS has an Earth-like atmosphere inside, lighting a cigarette there would be no different to earth besides the lack of convection.
>>25816685
Dust, eat dust lad.
Weed lads desu btw I'm black senpaitachi
>>25818207
wasn't directly referring to the Tories, more how the effects of living in a Europe where speaking out against migrants is deemed 'racist', regardless of what they do, effectively causing many anti-EU figures to remain more silent and damaging chances of us exiting
>>25818091
get well soon Nigel m8
>>25817484
Not that anon, but it's not Enders game. Which by the way is a brilliant series, albeit horrible film.
>>25818274
I think it's only the airlock where they need to have pure oxygen. You need to get all of the nitrogen out of you before you go on a spacewalk.
>>25818427
I thought it was good but by enjoyment was diminished slightly by the fact that the author is an absolute nutter.
>>25818351
He's right though. Our "Conservatives" are not very right wing.
>>25818427
Awful series. Only good one is the first
Bean's series is way better
>>25818440
> author is an absolute nutter.
In what way?
>>25818309
>tfw no weed desu senpai
>>25818091
get well soon Nigel
Don't worry about the whole PM thing, you're too good for us anyway.
>>25818471
I'd some a joint with you and cuddle.
>>25818505
>tfw straight
pls
>>25818535
Dayum shame man
>>25818569
life sure would be easier
>>25817294
better off without "friends" like that, if they didn't ditch you for a gf they'd have ditched you eventually anyway
Lads do you feel European? I've been thinking about this refugee shite and I honestly don't feel I need to defend Europe or whatever, don't really care what happens. I just feel British, and things are fine here (Nottingham). Thoughts?
>>25818118
What's the point in leaving the EU? Muslims aren't European. It'll mean less white immigrants and more Musilms. There were Muslims in England long before the EU even existed.
Even if all Muslim immigration were stopped I don't think it would matter at this point. They have a lot of kids in their culture so their population will double and double and double until they are the majority. Might as well just accept the countries fate.
>>25818613
Yes I feel European. Even if you don't you must realise what's happening there will happen to us too.
>>25818613
>Things are fine here (Nottingham).
No they're fucking not. All of the west is literally disintegrating infront of our very eyes (and that's without being melodramatic, it actually is) and people like you think it's ''just fine''
How long do you lads leave pizza out for before throwing it away?
West can burn for all I care. Only normies are concerned about that shit
>>25818745
Normies are the ones encouraging it mate.
>>25818613
I like actual Europeans, they're just like us but speak a slightly fucked up language, and in 2014 would've voted to stay in the EU.
But with this whole african rape gangs and shit, I'd vote to leave to protect our own people, and renegotiate in 15 years when Merkel's successor fixes her fucked up mistakes.But at least this economic migrant crisis means more right-wing governments, about time for some fucking sense
>>25817341
Then you lost 90% of this board
>>25818745
"If you have not contributed to a catastrophe, you will vanish without a trace."
Why do cats purr? Are they the only cat that purrs?
>>25816446
Going to stuff the daki cover I got a few days ago with pillows and hug it tonight because I don't have a proper daki pillow
>>25818463
He's a Mormon.
>>25819151
I did my lab work in uni with a mormon.
Very right wing, all about morals and this and that, hated people going out drinking.
Proper nutter.
>>25819089
>Why do cats purr?
No one knows how cats purr but it has been seen that they purr in many circumstances, when they are happy they purr, when they stressed they purr, when they are injured they purr. It has been discovered that purring actually help a cat's body to heal.
They are the only animals that purr yes.
>>25819089
There is actually an infographic for that.
What's a place that will hire m to work part time?
Need to get a job soon or parents might get funny.
If I don't get one is there any courses I could pretend I am doing I can leave the house and walk around pretending to be doing something with my life during the day?
>>25816584
Nice thread lads
>Cut my nipple shaving my chest
EVERY FUCKING TIME.
Now it's going to get sore as fuck when my clothes start to rub on it.
>>25819223
I read online that it helps heal their bones. Find it odd they are the only cats that purr, why don't lions purr?
Bet I could make a lion cub purr if I had one for a day.
>>25819393
Why would you shave your chest? Do you shave your legs too? I only shave my face and give my pubes an occasional trim with scissors.
>>25819393
So stop shaving your chest you fuccboi
>>25819441
>>25819448
I go the the gym and have a pretty decent body but I can't grow body hair for shit, so I shave it and it looks much better.
>>25818714
If it has meat on, which it always does. I throw it out after 4-5 hours. I'm paranoid about eating off meat.
>>25819434
>I read online that it helps heal their bones
I wonder if when they had to do this research some poor grad student had to break the legs of a dozen cats and then measure how much they purred.
>>25819393
>shaving your chest
what a fucking little gay boy
>>25819570
Why are you so hateful? Is it because you hate yourself??
>>25819563
No I think it's more to do with them maintaining bone mass, especially for house cats that don't get much exercise.
>>25819393
>using a reaction image i made when my wifi wasnt working
wanker
>pump on my CPU water cooler just fucked up (idling at 65 degrees)
>had to order a new air cooler to replace it
>look into my case for once
>mfw that fucking terrible cable management
>mfw all that fucking dust
>mfw the anxiety of fixing all this shit
Fuck this /g/ shit it's too stressful. Who else here is a nervous wreck in everything they do?
>>25819864
>not doing shit right the first time round
gonna get out of bed now and eat 4 waffles with nutella
this will be the first and last time i get out of bed today
>>25819923
Not helping, Captain Hindsight.
>>25816319
jokes on you, I've been working all weekend! hahaha!
>>25816431
you only live once, fuck it and buy yourself a nice takeaway. Just don't get too fat cos trust me that sucks.
>>25819948
Are you the guy that almost never gets out of bed? Aren't you getting bedsores?
