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No normies allowed edition
Running Man is on lads
Porn ain't doing it for me anymore, what are my options?
>>25801200
Escorts or getting a bf.
You can always move to more extreme porn
>>25801200
More extreme porn
Someone really needs to fucking sort out that shop in the middle.
>>25801200
torture then murder
>>25801143
What channel, lad?
PAKIS OUT
This is an original comment.
>>25801143
That's another Philip k dick adaptation right? I should get round to the book
>>25801200
Hentai senpai
Saw a bunch of foreign student girls being interviewed by the police in burger king today.
Apparently one got her shit wrecked by some guy who grabbed cash off her, threw it away, then slammed her into the ground and ran off.
They were all joking and making Harry Potter references about eating chocolate to recover, but then she took a turn for the worse and had to be taken away in an ambulance because of head injuries.
>>25801228
Netflix+1
how far is OP lad with the image?
I feel i must remind you all, Never trust a taig
>>25801228
>4
>>25801272
Stephen King I think. Well, his alternate pen name at least
How do I reply to a comment in an old thread in this one?
>>25801301
>Stephen King
trashed
>>25801294
Could't do better than that? I am disappointed.
Any of you lads want a snowball fight?
Bit shit throwing them at myself.
>>25801304
double meme arrows and number
>>25801318
It's classic 80s Arnie action movie. One of the best. Has even more quips than Commando
>>25801352
do your hands get cold darling?
>>25801361
I do like arnie movies, but if it was arnie plus the dickmaster then I would care
>>25801160
Nowt wrong with immigrants who do good work, bloody love the turkish kebab places and off licences both open till 3am near me
>>25801185
>4 cans
>drunk
Jesus christ I wish, on my 4th now and not even feeling chilled yet
>>25801352
Would if I could anon....
>>25801294
Wrong thread mate
Saturday night with nothing to do apart from eating and whatever shitty games my laptop can handle.
Is it too late to take some stimulants?
>>25801533
It's always too late.
Stealthy ISIS thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8GDLy9K2Fk
Alright lads what we up to?
I've wasted another Saturday and now that I'm getting drunk I won't get anything done tomorrow except worry about work.
what the point anons?
>>25801597
Just had a comfy walk in the snow to my chicken shop, pushed my way through some chavs with ket wigs then chatted with my m8 Mohammed about how much we fucking hate kids whilst he made me a FRESH chicken fillet (I have connections like that, he even gives me free chips sometimes)
>>25801109
New OP image ain't doing it for me right now. Last one was busier and compact, and very comfy. This one is too spaced out, and not cold enough for the current season.
>>25801564
why are these songs so chill
>>>/fit/http://youtu.be/MaVGlgOn1qI>Duck
>>25801673
Wish I didn't live in a fucking shit hole because I'd love to take a little walk right now.
>>25801698
How many handy wanks since Bowie m8?
>>25801352
Owning a machine to make snowballs seems to me the very height of decadence.
>>25801698
Why can't you take a walk?
>>25801800
Because I'd likely get stabbed. Live on a typical council estate
>>25801109
things the OP image needs
>some reference to bennies/ESA
>reference to tilde
>reference to angryanon
y/n lads?
>tfw not sure if I want to have a fap
It's too early to go to bed but too late to do anything worthwhile. But I had a fap the day before yesterday. Literally don't know what to do desu
>>25801200
Try talking dirty with girls you used to go to school with
>bought stuff to cook dinner today
>roommates have a house party and didn't tell me
>tfw stuck in my room and havent eaten for a whole day waiting for them to leave
This is suffering
>look outside and there's deep snow
I wouldn't have even noticed if it wasn't for anon
Poleaboo is watching Dragons Den
>>25801200
Have you considered autoerotic asphyxiation?
Cromulent dubs btw senpai
>>25801918
>does the same
Holy shit, you're right
Curtains are permanently closed in my bedroom.
Sub Zero boys!
need a twink near to bristol 2bh
>>25801826
OK GUYS... LEAVE ME OUT.
AGAIN!
>>25802020
but youre a nobody.
well I was gonna sit down and watch a fucking film, only got a few left I aint seen and don't feel like watching any of them.
my Friday night was too much like Saturday night, now its the real Saturday im a bit lost.
>>25801964
He was a real pain in the neck
>>25801826
bennies/ESA
the other 2 are irrelevant imo
What do you do if you get a job somewhere that's too far to commute to? As in I'd need to live away from home.
>>25802182
you move lad
>>25802190
What's the process for that? What kind of accommodation should I look for?
>>25801813
So do I, when I go for a late night walk I feel like I own it
don't people recognise you, I mean at the least you could put on a mean face
>>25802202
flatshare, studio or a one bed depending on what you can afford
>>25801109
A move to ban child marriages in Pakistan has been withdrawn after meeting staunch resistance from a religious bidy, which branded to bill as "anti-Islamic"
Girls as young as 9yo were eligible for if "the signs of puberty are visible"
According to the Quran
>How long til they start protesting the same in western countries?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/bill-aiming-to-ban-child-marriages-shot-down-in-pakistan-as-anti-islamic-and-blasphemous-a6815576.html
>>25802238
no more poo in the loo stuff please
>>25802238
P A K I
A
E
D
O
S
Anyone done hard drugs?
How do they compare to being drunk? The spinny head feeling and lack of awareness is awful so I hate being drunk.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3xUloTrYA0
What happened lads I thought chipmunk was shite
Listening to peter hitchens lads feeling comfy and /moral/
>>25802238
Might join a paki rape gang lads
>>25802296
did cocaine a few times, didn't like it, would rather be drunk desu it's much more comfy and fun
>>25802308
Can you explain the feeling a little?
>>25801924
Poleaboo is inserting cucumbers into his anus
>>25802321
makes you feel absolute confidence, basically turns you into a self absorbed cunt and makes you very chatty which just results in super important super intense conversations about either stupid shit or shit that is too intense to be talking about on a fun night.
it's not enjoyable.
>normie
>been shitposting on 4chan since 2007
whatcha gonna do about it you underage shitbird?
some stacey slag on soc
lisluc22 on skype..nrth ondon
>>25802296
I opted for weed and cocaine since I hate alcohol, I will drink it to seem normal but I don't enjoy it at all
la ilaha illa-llah, muhammadur-rasulu-llah
Who /boredoutoftheirmind/ here?
>tfw the boredom-depression's come back
>tfw so little to do other than browse the internet and play vidya that it's getting to me mentally
>literally clicking from one tab (which I opened an hour ago) to the next, barely focusing on it
>occasionally sit with my head in my hands, and stare at the keyboard, and it's just as interesting as what I was doing before
>tfw vague thoughts of things I'd like to do float through my mind (joining a gym mostly), but I won't have the motivation or energy to follow through with them
>tfw stopped asking friends if they wanted to do something because they're always "busy"
>also didn't want to add to the list of unanswered messages on fb and through text
>they never ask if I want to do anything, obviously
>tfw they all have significant others to spend their weekends and evenings with, and I have no-one except a flatmate who doesn't give a shit about me, who I barely see anyway
Might as well kill myself.
The scales say I'm 1 stone heavier than last time I checked, before christmas. No idea if they're accurate, but shit, I need to actually move in some way.
>>25802350
Whereabouts?
Tufnell Park here
>>25802350
link her post
>>25802321
It's all about how much you take, for me
a small amount - will make me more energetic and aware, but aware of useless bullshit like a light flickering
medium amount - like being drunk for me only I actually have control over my body, so better than being drunk in every way
large amount aka too much - literally start screaming like a football hooligan in peoples faces, friend ended up knocking me out, I thanked him for it the next day since I remembered everything
>>25802377
Only time I've visited london I stayed with an internet friend there. Took me to... shit what was that burger place called again... the one that can fit like 5 people in it and it's got steel walls
Anyway, the onion fries. Literally the best thing I've ever tasted. The only thing I enjoyed about that London tbqh
/blogpost
>>25802238
I've seen how they look at girls. It's pretty disgusting.
Had to stare one down when I saw him going to approach a couple of lasses waiting to get picked up outside the train station, he noticed me and did a funny turn as if he was going somewhere else and then returned to his car.
>>25802296
I've done heroin, meth, and crack. It's very, very much different from drunk. Heroin is just like feeling perfect, meth is kind of rough and tweaky once you get past the amazing enlightened feeling euphoria, and crack is just crazy bursts of energy and good feeling.
>>25802296
I've had lsd, coke,e, mdma, shrooms.
cokes shit, though it does give you a solid buzz and gets you chatty which helps
lsd is pretty good in my opinion, I've had some great trips but health conditions make it so I just have bad trips now and can't sleep for 30 hours .
though it did help my depression and anxiety for a few months
shrooms twice, i prefer it over lsd. more mellow, and shorter, and you can sleep it off
mdma/E was pretty amazing I felt pure joy for the first time in years and it was so weird breaking out of a feeling less shell
>>25802413
When I see girls being harassed by creeps I just laugh and enjoy the show even though I have the power to stop it, not like they think any higher of me than they do him
>>25802350
topkek
what have you got against this slag lad?
i'm curious
Lads why am I having to do this when I make a google search?
Also earlier on I googled Taylor swift topless and had some warning police pop up...
Hoping that's just a virus.
>>25802576
Using a proxy or VPN, making lots of searches in a small amount of time, using certain phrases which bots search for (occasionally get that when googling uncommon error messages generated by my webserver)
Or sharing an IP with someone making suspicious requests
>>25802634
Must be that, I'm not using a proxy.
Would anyone else fuck Susie Dent?
>>25802413
You did the right thing. They have nothing but contempt towards white girls
>>25802832
No lad, just you and Skeletor
>>25802838
Just like /r9k/ then
>>25802668
The post shows your are using a phone. the internet on phones are weird in that you may be sharing and IP address with someone else who could be a pedo or anything
Anyone else get that moment when it's late at night, and your one or two actual friends have gone to bed and you realise you have no one else to message/text? Especially when there used to be loads of people?
>>25802992
No because I have you lads.
>>25802992
>one or two actual friends
having friends, fucking normie.
>>25802832
Yes
Imagine her being all drunk and horny, coming out of her shell and giggling at the phallic innuendo of wine bottles
>>25802992
try when they get kids and / or a SO
>>25803039
Thats not comfy.
>>25803038
Thats how I ended up here desu. Get slghtly drunk and wallow in self loathing with ome shitposting.
>>25802992
I don't have anyone all day, maybe you should fuck off
>>25802992
Now imagine that being your entire life
>have every console with a huge backlog due to wagecucking and no free time
>spending 1100 quid on a gaming PC at the end of the month
>tfw even more games to not play and add to backlog
I want one but wagecucking makes my only hobby so much worse. I just want to play all these games but when I get home I'm tired and all I wanna do is play something easy to jump into like CoD.
Might learn spanish
>>25803156
I'm a student and sadly aware that my future work will require me to give up vidya most likely, maybe hold on for the odd stupid game like CoD or fifa/madden etc
>>25803314
You going to even use it on a regular (multiple times a week) basis?
Otherwise, don't bother, because you WILL forget everything you learn.
>>25803094
Not him, but all my friends already seem to be acting like that. They're always constantly busy, and organising something has to be weeks in advance to have any chance of success. It'll be even worse if/when they have kids, unless I somehow do as well, at the same time, but that seems very unlikely.
>>25803156
>have vidya I want to play
>get home from work at half 5
>need to go to bed at 12
>get changed, have dinner, and check the websites I usually browse
>get distracted by other things
>by the time I've remembered I was going to play a game it's 9
>often don't even start playing it then, I'll carry on with what I was doing, and if there are a few games I'm thinking of playing I'll take ages deciding, while getting distracted again
>start playing at half 10
>have to keep watching the clock to make sure I don't lose track of time, which is a bit stressful
>don't really have that long to play, and so don't get too into it, and have to avoid starting anything that will take too long
>only get about 1.5 hours of vidya in, despite having 6.5 hours of free time (although that's mostly my own fault)
I both have a lot less free time than my NEET days, and also the awareness that I need to limit my free time, which makes it seem even shorter. If I had other obligations I'd have no time for my usual stuff either.
>>25803370
well i watch argentine football every week and i really want to find an argentine gf on interpals
>>25803589
ffs jon
oc
Love it when I haven't bitten my toenails for a few weeks and i get to completely devour them all.
>>25802946
Difference being they rape them at a stupidly disproportionate rate.
Wanna apply for The Chase but think I'm gonna apply for Tipping Point instead because Ben wont ask as many questions about my life as Bradley.
>>25803564
I feel this too it is so depressing.
A few hours in the evening to exist after being at fucking work all day, and then you get the weekend, either hungover or doing shit you need to do or maybe jut relaxing for a bit. Working to live seems so pointless, you don't end up living.
I don't want to move out of my parents house because that would be admitting or just accepting that my life would be like that for the next 50 years (if I'm lucky). Plus I would go day without speaking to anyone if it wasn't for my parents
http://youtu.be/7kRveh93MxA
Stuck in the conservatory since that's where my computer is.
Can see my breath when I breathe.
You could say it's a bit chilly.
>>25803634
How?
Why?
What?
When?
>>25803867
Move your computer.
>>25803927
Can't m8, no where else in the house to put it.
>>25803915
>>>/sci/
>don't bite yer nail man
>>25803950
Not even your bedroom?
I wish I had a computer.
>>25804040
Nah what used to be my bedroom has been occupied by a younger brother. I moved back here while trying to buy a house. The estate agent pricks are making it slow as fuck though.
>>25802992
Anyone else have that moment when its late, all your friends have gone to bed, you've run out of booze, and you remember how shitty and pointless your life is, and what ways you could just end it all?
>>25803795
In the past, I'd always had this sense that there was your Life, and also Work. Life is like the default, normal state that you live in, where you are free to do whatever you want, and Work was something you also did, but to support your Life. Work seemed temporary, like you were doing it in addition to Life. This was mostly a childish idea, probably based on all the holidays that used to break up the school year.
Now it's all too clear that life is just Work, from now until I retire at about 70. Once a year I might take a week off for a holiday, and some around christmas, but other than that it's the weekly grind again and again for the next 5 decades. It seems exhausting.
My normie friends have expressed similar things to me, so it's not just us that think like this.
Right now I have a job I actually like, but I'm sure I'll get tired of it soon enough.
>and then you get the weekend, either hungover or doing shit you need to do or maybe jut relaxing for a bit
Yeah, I don't even do anything at the weekends. If I leave the house on both days, for something other than going to the shop, that's an eventful weekend for me.
Lads I finally found a jacket I've been looking for for ages, it took two months but I found someone selling one.
Problem is its a large, the chances of finding another one is almost impossible as they stopped making em about 25 years ago.
Shoud I buy it anyway?
I'm 6 foot and skinny so I doubt it will look good on me.
>>25804119
How much?
Can you try it on?
A medium might look a bit short on the arms, for you.
>>25804066
I feel like this all day desu
Getting to the point where I might invite this chavvy younger (LEGAL) girl I ocassionally bang around tomorrow. Been lonely as fuck and it been so long since I had sex. I always feel like absolute scum after and I'm terrified of her telling people about it (I went to the same school she still goes to and its slightly possible the info would reach people who could use it against me.)
>>25804141
We haven't discussed price yet and unfortunately not he lives in Liverpool.
Every other jacket I've ever bought was medium.
>>25804119
Get it tailored
>mfw it snowed
Freezing to death is almost worth it now.
Arranged to meet a tinder match for some kinky shit tonight and I get a text from her boyfriend who found her phone and the messages.
Fucking slags. If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is lads
>>25804258
What did he text?
>>25804076
I think most people live in some kind of hope or optimism. They think they will make it big and be rich and be able to retire or that they will be able to get that dream job if they just stick at the grind long enough.
If your have any sense of reality or lead the unlucky life of a robot you will know these things are just not going to happen.
Maybe more people of our generation are realizing the 'haves' are born to it and there is no way you can become one of them
>>25804258
>tfw had a date set up with a qt on tinder but she "became involved with someone" the day before
>tfw had gotten hopes up that I would become a normal, gf-d person
>tfw half expected something to come up that ruined it for me
Blocked the number and unmatched after that.
>>25804393
Wew
At least he was sound to you about it
>>25804393
Poor guy. Why do people have to be so ridiculously selfish
![266779[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/H4ivdJQ.jpg "266779[1].jpg")
Is it autistic to go to a show on your own? It will be my first one and no one I know fucking wants to come
How do I unfuck myself
I just feel shit all the time and keep thinking about killing myself, it's really hard to go to and get out of bed because I just don't want to face tomorrow ever
>>25804357
I think most people do it because they have relationships (both platonic and sexual) outside of work, which they can partly support through work. Like a group of guys who play golf or go out drinking or something; or a gf they're going to propose to, who they're planning a life with. Work's alright because they can maintain their standard of living and support a family.
We don't really have that, not in the same way. So it all seems pointless, just work and nothing to spend money on.
What you gonna steel tonight
>2.5
>>25804479
I have been to 2 on my own, had to go home the second time because too anxious, too many people in one spot
>>25804487
Iktf, I feel a gf would make me feel better, I just wish somebody would like me 2bh but I'm pretty average but balding at 22 and skin problems
>>25802413
>Coming from a guy using a website with creepshot threads permanently active
Found my first ever memory pen, let's see what's on it lads, do files go moldy?
>>25804565
pretty miffed lads, just GCSE work, thought there would be some old images I had backed up or some music but just fucking bullshit work
>>25803837
gd song m8
>>25804491
My dad has said something similar he was talking with his coworkers about retiring or just jacking it in, and they thought it might be all well and good for him (an older guy) but they had kid and mortgages and everything to pay for, or parties or just things to buy.
I don't see that I will ever have this external need to work, nor do I have optimism of being a big deal one day.
I just go to work, so you are probably right about that.
see you soon britfag i met on omegle. it was a nice chat
>>25804632
Jamie T is the music chavs listen to and think they're r8 into music and have sick taste and he's a real nigga who speaks about real talk
>>25804565
>memory pen
First of all it's not memory it's storage, and who the fuck calls it a memory pen?
Before any of you faggots argue I know its "flash memory" inside it but it's still fucking storage.
>>25804662
No he isn't, some chavs obviously will listen to him but his audience in mainly the indie kids
Start on time and punch in 2.3
>the smug zone
WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID
but not green what you got bub?
<still reading someothers poetry
>>25801908
why dont you go join them
>>25804677
It's a dongle you mongloid
>>25804677
They should put a screenshot of this in the dictionary under 'autism'
>>25804688
they were with their girlfriends, it's awkward.
>>25804691
That term is offensive and patriarchal and means we need 50 new female only tech jobs each time you say it, shitlord
>>25804700
>>25804677
>>25804688
prepare for trouble,
I will go to
>>25804766
this post and say "and make it double"
>>25804691
A dongle is something like those old retarded copy protection things or stuff like a Chromecast
>>25804700
I'm tired of retards calling storage memory
Selling the general public PC's has fucking gave me PTSD. You try and explain this other model has more memory and they claim 4GB is tiny their phone has more than that, I started using RAM instead of memory and they had no fucking glue what I was talking about. That job ruined my fucking hobby
>on 7/8 beers
>hope to explain it efficiently
http://youtu.be/UAMyh8DjCrQ
>levels
>>>/mu
Its called a flash drive desu
>>25804823
That's 10x better than the originalstill shit
>>25804829
Only if it is flash memory you spaz
>>25804770
Jesus I can almost smell it
>>25804935
might take it to the /soc/ dick threads just because I'm bored, it's an old pic, the worst I've let my johnson get, didn't even know how it got like that
The scary one had more red
>wait a minute
That m8 me but when is the square go
>>25804923
Ur a spazz _see_soak_ and die
> the last of nation13
>monty
laughing reeeeregalarly
>players stay up m80
>>25803657
That's kinda hot m8
>>25805147
I am too drunk to make sense of this
I hate Irish Travelers. Criminals and inbred scum.
I'm finally un-kissless lads
Still somehow feel like shit though
Nearly 4 in the morning. Kinda want to die desu.
>try to enter giveaway on leddit
>need 10 leddit karma
>post my best joke on the joke place
>get 10+ upvotes
>mfw you don't get karma for making the thread
fucking reddit, what a retarded website with a retarded layout and GBP system fucking cunt website
Finished re-watching k-on and not really sure to do with myself now desu lads
>mfw captcha asks for pics of tea
>>25805879
Tsumugi is muh waifu, donut steel
>>25805953
She's all yours pal, but your taste is commendable.
(really, all k-ons are best k-onexcept Azusa)
>>25802296
high now, lad.
>>25805804
>you STILL have to scroll up and down the page to see which post a post is replying to
Just do what 4chan does, it would make it a lot easier.
>tfw TheRobotPill is still there, unused
>tfw I'm a mod there
>>25806206
alri CuriousErnestBrine
>>25806298
pic related
this is an original comment
>>25806364
gibe karma
>>25806364
I was born the same year as you pham, we are 1 in the same... u & i
>tfw captcah brought up a really old windows wallpaper and I just nostalgiad back to my uncle showing me DOOM
Am hungry lads what should I do
>the ovens on btw
>>25806954
wtf does that say
>>25804662
I lol find your comment and tell the dods
No op just a guest
>>25806966
Idk but this guy is pretty bonkers
>>25807040
Are you the autistic guy from the other day?
4.Thief?
>>25807061
And . What . I don't . Get . It's had . For all. But a few .
>http://youtu.be/eW0f8pIq7rQ
>>25807061
I was at the meeting to start thinking if we should let the kid go do
>older than moot at U. Not for you doge. DD
>>25807129
<trip fags are a constant>
What're my fortune back then then ses
>ask some one that knew?
Holy fuck it's snowing
>>25807241
Again? Might make like an old lady and slip in the snow and freeze to death on my back garden after trying to take the bins out
>>25807275
Fun I think that's anBUZZWORD
I'm bonkers and I'm 2
>>25807329
sum ppl fink am bonkerz
but aj just fink am 3
I've only learnt 4 and a half things to day lads.
How was your day?
>some are stained with bordoem
>I do the theory on every thin
>>25807407
what'd you learn?
>>25801200
do nofap for 2 months and basically reset
>>25807543
isnt nofap just a reddit meme though
>>25807576
worked for me buddy
>>25807590
what worked
what do you mean
>>25807623
the shit i was jerking off to was getting real bad real fast, cold turkey for 60 days and now i can jack off to normal stuff now
>>25807674
What if I enjoy fapping to degenerate stuff, will fapping to normal stuff make me a better person?
>>25807702
then fap to degenerate shit, if you want to go back to normal stuff nofap worked for me
>>25807702
it will just make you less of a degenerate, degenerate
>>25807407
that your 5am dinner mate?
what time will the co-op restock the bakery items?
>>25801109
hey /britfeel/
what are Dorset girls like?
Pls no die
Post waifus to save britfeel
>>25809535
know any good jokes?
>>25809641
what's white on top and brown on the bottom?society
What's brown on the top and white on the bottom?rape
Who /motdrepeat/ here?
>thread goes on all night
This is a normie general now
>>25809731
Why are all the good jokes racist?
>>25809780
I just streamed it 2bh, pretty shit weekend don't want your time on moyes
>>25809799
>implying normies aren't still smashing town with the girlies still
>>25809799
I went to sleep at ten and just woke up. It's not the same people in the thread all night.
Dadanon here.
On my 4th nespresso of the day and watching In The Night Garden. I hope that fucking zeplin crashes with iggle piggle on it
Fat lazy ma came back last night after 4 nights away. Got an appointment to see the CAB on Tuesday to push for sole custody and remove her from my house legally. I haven't told her this yet. Can't wait to get rid of her tbqh and just be single dad which I am practically anyway
Put something on the end of it lads.
>>25809780
>dat Everton celebration at 90th minute goal
>>25809915
single dad's are attractive to women
>>25809915
Jut kill her and save yourself the legal fees.
>>25809956
I know. Fanny magnet mate. But until I cut this unsightly blight from my life I steer clear. Saying "his mother isn't really interested so it's just the two of us..." Gets them as wet as a carol kirkwood weather report.
>>25809810
I'm not sure they are, you just tend to remember the racist ones more because of the extra spiciness.
Also the non-racist jokes I remember tend to be long-winded shaggy dog stories which don't work so well written on an imageboard (but then I don't have anything better to do anyway).
So there's a woman who'se cheating on her husband. Her and the lover are going at it one day in her house when suddenly they hear the front door open. The wife panics: "My husband's home early! Quick, hide in the wardrobe!" The lover jumps inside and shuts the door, but to his surprise he finds himself not alone in there - he's sharing the space with the couple's seven year old son. The son looks up at him as the dad comes upstairs: "Geez, it's real dark in here. I might scream, y'know." The lover panics and begs with the boy: "Please, please, don't scream! Here, I'll give you a tenner!" The boy just turns up his nose at this "Geez, it sure is real dark though. Like, I'm sure I'm going to scream soon." The man cracks and eventually gives the boy a hundred quid to not scream. A little while later, the husband leaves the room, the lover sneaks off and the son runs off to go buy himself a shiny new bike.
The next day, he's riding his new bike around and his dad comes home and looks at him funny. "Where'd you get the money for that, then?" The kid doesn't really know what to say. "I found it". His dad is thoroughly unimpressed and decides he'd better put the fear of god in his son. He drags him down to the church and throws him in the confession booth. "If you won't tell me, tell the priest and God!". The boy sits in the box and blinks a few times, then looks over to the dividing panel. "Geez, it sure is dark in here." The priest on the other side sighs heavily.
"Let's not start that again."
>>25809849
I have indeed been here pretty much all night.
>>25809915
good luck pal
>>25802377
I'm also in Tufnell Park
Hi m8
>>25810064
good joke 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49ZpRI4inPA
The comments make me chuckle
>>25809933
Bet they fucking regretted that though.
listening to Lana del rey
favourite song:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ROoY5M_bvAA
What's your favourite song britfeel?
>>25810523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-jnftESRJE
PAKIS OUT THE COUNTRY NOW
cold2bh
>>25811014
>there's only one bed
Dangerous living arrangements
I always thought Leonardo Di Caprio was quite dapper but he's on Andrew Marr now and you can see the sticky yellow label on the bottom of his shoe.
>tfw going to have been awake 48 hours at 10
I'm shivering from cold even though the heating is on, have ringing in my ears and am seeing things out the corner of my eye, my motor skills are terrible too
>>25811075
The big questions on next, time to get cucked by muslims again.
>>25811392
I turned it off when Nicky mentioned social media trolling: "Do men really hate women that much?"
>tfw want to have snowball fights and shit
>tfw not snowing in the southern end of the UK
Why?
>>25811507
>snowball fights
with whom?
>>25811507
>and shit
You don't need snow to shit
>>25811507
>tfw not snowing in the southern end of the UK
Its snowing in surrey m8
>>25811542
I'm in portsmouth sadly =(
TN6
Post your postcodes
>snowed last night
>decent coating but stopped after 3 hours
>will now turn to slush, destroy the grass, make everything icy and make everything look like shit
Why do we never get interesting weather in the UK? I don't remember the last time we had a lot of snow. It never gets really hot in the summer either like it does in Spain or Portugal.
Our weather is so fucking boring and shit.
>>25811435
I think that gay guy is on who always BTFOs feminists, he's bretty coo'
>>25811599
suck your mum
>>25811607
wow are you like 6 months old, do you not remember the heatwave?
>>25811631
>heatwave
What, that lasted for 2 weeks? We only call it a heatwave because we're not used to it being so hot. You know what they call our
heatwave in other countries? 'summer'
>>25811616
Yeah Milo is on. There are some frumpy looking women there so that might be fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO_ORkCoJCA
me at 7:11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDNgYk9ZNsA
OOH MAMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>25811674
He's a weird one. When it comes to ruining feminists he's always right with proper facts and figures and takes absolutely no shit. When he talks about other political stuff, I have seen him plain making shit up, cherry picking facts, and using derogatory terms in place of a decent argument. As long as he sticks to the SJWs, he's great.
Fucking a, white muslim converts are the worst
>this white woman defending Islam on BBC One.
>>25811660
They also have air conditioning in other countries.
>>25811800
>The earth is an egg
>another 4 days until it's safe to check my bank balance
>>25811717
this is the gayest thing i've ever seen
''vaping'' lmao what a bunch of fucking faggots
the world is honestly falling apart mate
>>25811827
Milo is sniggering already. This should be fun.
>no talking for ten seconds
