>"I'm so glad we met, anon. You make me feel like a real woman again. Your mother should be very proud of you."
Thanks. It took me a long time to get this good at speedrunning Goldeneye. Do you want a turn? Why are you naked btw?
>>25811598
>t-thanks mom
>>25811644
gtfo normeh.
The correct answer is
>y . . .y . . .you t . . .too
oh god i want to fuck a milf so bad and make her call me mommy
A little too old desu
>>25811598
If her children are all grown up, then yeah, I'd date a milf.
>>25812517
you want a milf to call you mommy?
>>25811598
please post more amateur milfs
>>25812517
>make her call me mommy
Wut?
>>25812517
This is why I browse /r9k/ at 6:43am
>>25812564
>amateur milfs
kek
i want to be a milf's fucktoy
>>25811618
lmaoblox
>She will never call you a good boy after you cum inside her
I don't care that I'm a pathetic manchild, just give me a mommy gf.
>>25812600
>>25812621
You should work harder to find one.
Took me about a month.
I'm 19.
95% of "milfs" look really bad once the clothes are off
they also only want handsome guys who last long
the competition for them is also a lot bigger
>>25812630
How does one find a mommy gf
>>25812630
how did you do it senpai?
>>25812630
i'll bite
how'd you do it
>>25812653
>>25812655
>>25812658
OKC, Have a good face, don't act like an autist or bring up sex in the chat, act mature. Live in, or around a big city.
You are all now disqualified
>>25812677
Oh, right, dubs can't hurt either.
>>25812677
>or bring up sex in the chat, act mature
lmao you are a clueless moron, those women are horny af and want FUCKING and some young guy to make them feel young again, not some fedora serious faggot to act like a gentleman and make them look bad in public
>>25812696
You fail to realize that they get bombarded with Craigslist tier shit all the time you fucking idiot.
>>25812714
what kind of subhuman uses craiglist lol?
>>25812763
That's the point of comparison.
Anyway, obviously I meant don't bring it up as an opener, if she starts on the topic follow suit.
>>25811598
>Your mother should be very proud of you.
You fucking virgin. Nobody says this after sex no matter what age they are
>>25812807
OP baited for that exact response
>>25812585
Im a time traveler but damn you missed some good posts at 6:16 am
>>25812870
Idiot. Have you heard about timezones?
>>25813066
What are those i thought i had fallen through somekind of wormhole
I really hope this is bait anon
>>25811598
>living to please deprecated hookers one last time
this is just sad
>>25812780
>>25812763
I actually have fucked two milfs from Craiglist.
>>25811618
Goose plz
>>25811598
>tfw matched with a pretty hot milf on tinder
What the fuck do I do to fuck her?
>>25813162
I'm assuming this was a while back, or you live in a big city
>>25812630>>25813162
good boy, you know that you are worthless without pussy, abide by her
>>25813179
What in the fuck are you on about?
>>25813177
The first time was from a while ago but the second time was only September and yeah I live in a big city.
>>25812677
>have good face
>don't act like an autist
Well then...
>>25813646
Got a problem with my advice?
You can't say it's not honest you fuckwit
>>25811598
Nice pancakes grandma.
>>25811598
>You make me feel like a real woman again.
Youre welcome, Dad
