Which woman do you choose? Better make the right choice...
>loves moe anime
Stopped reading there and caught jungle fever
>>25810995
Tar'zebesh every fucking time
>>25811056
She's a fucking xenomorph, are you insane? Or a racist...
>>25810995
Obviously the alien. My final form could have a giant rock hard extendo cock like the second extendo alien mouth, normal tipped for the loving, smaller spear pens shoots out of bigger pens for the rippin' and the tearing, the rippin' and the tearing.
>>25811069
I'd take a xenomorph over a sassy independent black woman who don't need no man anyday
>>25811095
I honestly would take the xenoslut over any woman. Living stick to a wall in /comfy/ cocoon nest lair with dank cool humidity sounds great.
>>25810995
GIVE ME THE WOMAN
Gimme xeno pls
>TFW you will never fucking ever have a xeno gf
Atleast you human fags have the slightest chance in this lifetime.
>>25811069
The opportunity to choose what life form you ultimately become as well as eliminate everyone on /r9k/ (which wouldn't be an unwelcome act if they truly belong)?
I'll take the xenomorph.
>>25811095
Yeah instead you get a monster that eats people and lives in a sickdark fucking cave.
>>25811176
That's great though. I don't see your point.
>>25811186
If the human was white or asian I bet you'd choose her.
>>25810995
The Alien.
You keep on making this thread expecting a different answer but the simple fact is that most of /r9k/ would rather fuck an Alien than "Shalonda".
>>25811195
Yeah, sure, I would. But the black woman is not human, so between 2 non-humans I chose the coolest
>>25810995
Which one would let me bareback with them on top? I enjoy sex (in fact it's what I'd do all day if I could), but I'm also kinda lazy and like to be the one lying down.
>>25811244
>dislikes black women
>choose a woman that is literally black like tar
Come the fuck on man.
>>25811365
I don't dislike black women for being the color black though. The alien is just cool as fuck. You're right though: if I had the choice between a white woman or asian woman and the alien, I'd pick the humans
I would bang the alien all day
> Hates anime
> loves camel cigs
> psychotropic sex
> gigeresque hive
> can wipe out entire races
I dont need the nigger, i'd become masterrace with the xeno
>>25810995
If the black chick has no tatoos then her. Raceplay is one of my biggest fetishes.
>>25811458
Finally, a nonracist response.
>>25811199
Most real men prefer Black women. David Bowie married a black woman.
>>25811479
>raceplay
>nonracist
Black "women", roasties and gentlemen
>>25811456
>masterrace
>becomes cannon fodder for the Predators
Banging the nigger would be flushimg your heritage down the toilet.
Better have a good time with my gigeresque waifu and actually develop the race
xenomorph any day
>>25811533
>getting aroused by a woman with a phallic shaped head
nigga u gay
Tar'zebesh. It's actually not about the skin color. I just fucking hate weebs.
>>25810995
The alien hands down.
>>25810995
Alien of course how is this even a question? Black women are complete garbage
Black woman hands down.
I like anime.
I'm into face sitting.
I'm especially into watersports, but she'd be the one wetting. Herself and in my mouth or on me. Doesn't make a difference.
Don't too much like race play because it feels like self hate more than anything but that's ok too.
She's got my vote.
>>25810995
Alien because I don't give a shit about anime and niggers are disgusting
>>25810995
Xenomorph hands down
That black grill is actually decent looking.
Black girl. I ain't letting some alien wipe out you fucks.
>>25810995
Shalonda, the alien is too edgy even for me
>>25810995
>smokes
dropped
>hates anime
Yeah, I'm going with Shalonda.
the woman obviously
what's with all the meme responses
>>25812094
Racists would prefer to bang aliens instead of even touching a otherwise fine looking black woman.
>>25812163
To be fair the alien crimelord a few threads back was the best option.
>>25812094
The alien scenario reminds me of the marriage counseling episode of Rick and Morty. It could be really romantic.
>>25811172
Not even the ultimate life form is safe
>>25810995
>Tfw you can't cuddle with a 8/10 alien princes while she asks you if her art is pretty
> Tfw you can both shitpost an /a/ together and kill people over Internet
Y live?
Only problem with Shalonda is that she likes weebshit anime.
