>What's the whitest thing you've ever done, Anon? You can tell us. We keep a lot of secrets.
Eat a microwaved hotdog wrapped in refrigerated bread smothered in room temperature ketchup.
>>25810794
Paid my tax, bud.
>get pulled over by constable of the law
>get let go
>????
>profit
>>25810794
Fell in love with my first cousin
Dubs reply and ill release a photo
Raised my kids
I Voted
>>25810794
Went to my place of my employment, worked hard. Kissed my wife, fed my children, watched TV and went to sleep.
>>25810794
I put peanut butter on my balls and let the dog lick it
>>25810917
Fuck off normalfag
Bloxxity
>>25810794 (OP)
One time I let a white person walk past me at night when im with my friends and I didn't harass them
>pic related it's me
>>25810794
Kill millions of whores like yourselves
>>25810794
A tie between working my job and obeying the law
used :P XD :3 :D in text unironically
Shoot up my school
>>25810891
Same but they ran my license and searched my car anyway due to my melanin (I had a busted taillight)
put mayonnaise on a cheeseburger
voted republican
got stopped by a cop and then let go after I explained what happened
>>25810917
are you happy, anon?
>>25810982
also used them ironically which is pretty white as well
>>25810794
I can not say exactly. You might know why.
There were 70 refugees who came to my country, all blacks.
I found one of them, I live close to the refugee center. I talked to him. I [...] him, surprisingly the media didn't find out one of them just [...] but that's all for the best, I don't want to gain support for the liberal parties by [...], you must understand, I'm just patriotic and will do what's best for my people.
>>25810794
Saying the words "sir" or "gentleman" unironically and politely when referring to (A) an authority figure, (B) service industry worker, or (C) stranger whose attention I wanted to get.
>>25810794
I played Lacrosse growing up
>>25810794
I got cucked and enjoyed it
Obey the law.
walk around without exposing my underwear
>>25811695
this is actually some pussy ass shit
for me, the most white thing i've ever done was use adderall
>>25811091
so did you kill him or something? damn white people are fucked up
>>25810794
Succeeded
>>25810893
(You) +1
Totally not let reddit lmao fa.m xg originiul cummint xD
>>25810794
>Got a 2nd degree sun burn.
day trading with trust fund money
>>25811055
is mayo on a cheeseburger not normal or something? that shits good
>>25810794
called a black guy African america.
you cant get whiter then that.
>>25810893
Rolling the dice to see this anon's cousin
When I was like 16, I was really really really really horny so I let my cat lick my cock. Btw, never fucking do that shit EVER. It felt like someone was sanding off the texture of my cock. To this day I still have sand paper textured cock head.
>>25812055
>day trading
>not leaving your money in a fund
So essentially, you're a minority with a gambling problem and zero brains?
>>25812070
good god you're white man.
>>25811091
That's fucked up man, what if he had a family and kids? Imagine how they felt. They probably cried wondering where their dad went and when tried to ask, due to the language barrier no one would tell them. His Mother, his Father? Brothers and Sisters? That doesn't mean anything to you?
>>25810917
Kek, wage slave.
>>25810891
This
>get pulled over
>dont chimp out
>dont get shot
>go home
>>25810917
As a clam.
>>25812323
Nice buzzword. That life sounds like a dream to me.
>do crime
>get pulled over
>grin and white face out of it
>nbd
>>25812580
>buy 50 inch tv on black friday
>cops everywhere to keep the peace
>checkout in electronics in the back of the store
>make sure to keep your receipt they are probably gonna check you at the door
>cops smile at me
>that the last one
>no heh one left if you hurry
>walk out
>go home
>remember how much i love being white
Not stealing
Not raping
Being intelligent
>>25810794
>chewing tobacco on my front porch
>my bud is there with his pick up truck
>doesn't start
>"HEY ANON, MY TRUCK DOESN'T WORK"
>"HAVE YOU TRIED KICKING IT?"
>he did
>it worked
>>25812934
Fuck off randy
ROBOTPREVENTSSHITPOSTR-RIGHTGUISEHAHA
browse pol? i dun no famo
>>25812990
Kek finish this phrase
Hitler did ------- ----- sounded too memey a response imo
Attempted to write a long palindrome
>>25812934
frig off Cyrus
if Mr. Lahey wasn't drunk passed out on his porch he'd have you thrown out of Sunnyvale for good.
>>25810893
I roll dubs to see this qt!
me and a hispanic friend in cs 1.6 were gonna play some pickups and he signed on ventrilo and asked me "whats good?" and i didnt understand so i just kept saying "what?" like 3 times and eventually he says "WHATS GOOD? HOW ARE YOU DOING??? GOD DAMN" all pissed off and i said "ohh. yeah im fine"
no one talks like that around here since its an entirely white state
Pretended to be black in a hip-hop thread
>>25810794
actions don't have colors.
>>25810893
Lucky dubs get?
Invested in shares, higher education and Netflix.
>>25813546
>imblying
Bixnoodkillbloxxy
>>25810794
graduated high school & attended university.
>>25810893
eh, rolling
I still feel bad about the pack of gum I put in my pocket and forgot to pay for when I was 8 years old.
u-um i told some peruvian kid on my team in dota2 to kill himself and called him slag
Repeatedly, over the course of months, kept tripping over a black man in the dark.
>oh sorry i didnt see you there
>>25810794
I just posted in a thread about sardines. Can I have my prize now?
>>25810794
Said that africa should be bombed into a parking lot
>>25810893
rolling, for pics.
>>25810794
Say i'm American
I once ate a bun with nothing but coleslaw dressing on it.God damn I fucking love coleslaw dressing
>>25810893
Rolling for dubloons
Ate at B Goods and bought their mayo
Then I drank vodka and listened to Macintosh Plus while doing my taxes
>>25810794
ate velveta and canned rotel tomato cheese dip with ground sausage in it
I almost died from how horrible it was
