what are you going to tell her about your missing foreskin? that an elf took it?

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Holy fuck why use flash... It looks like some kind of horrible glowing oblisk

>>25810438
that's an awful quality photo
go to the bathroom and turn on the light instead of using flash in a dark room you fucking re-re

>>25810438
DONT SEND IT

are you an elf? Why is it radiant?

retake without flash

Its hard to actually see. All I see is a glowing outline on where your cock should be.

>>25810438
DON'T GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT

>>25810478
She wanted to make sure I was circumcised, it's kinda fucked up how woman want a mutilated man, but that's what my mother wanted for me when I was an infant

>>25810511
wait.. are you hooking up with your mom?

>>25810438

i think she'll love it. it's glowing and shit.

unless you already told her you're a super saiyan don't fucking do it

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>>25810478
Is this better?
I had just finished doing the deed, so I couldn't reach my full level of hardness

>>25810624
better quality but now it looks small
why is the concept of a dick pic so hard to grasp?
she wants to see it as big as it gets and CLEARLY so she can see it's a dick and not a light-up dildo

>>25810624
I liked the glow.

>>25810653
Life is hard, but apparently I'm not.

>>25810697
based on your fingers, ankles and feet you look fat as fuck
stop taking dick pics and go do some god damn pushups or something you literal mancow

>>25810720
I'm not even fat, I just have chubby fingers & feet
Plus this isn't /fit/

>>25810762
yeah but you look really fat
I demand timestamp proof or else you are hereby known as fatty mcglowdick under my rule

and I always rule r9k because I'm a girl
:)))

>>25810784
i may be lonely and very slightly autistic, but not lonely and autistic to bend to your whim due to the smelly swamp you possess between your legs

>>25810817
>lonely and very slightly autistic
you didn't have to tell us, we could tell by the pictures.
give timestamp pic of belly or shoo.

>>25810624
you have nice girth but if you're gonna stand up for the shot then try to get it from an angle so you can make it look as long as possible
like the original pic was fine but it was too fucking bright

I'd send the glowing one, bro. I'm a girl, and the second pic looks gross.

>>25810438

>girl asks for a dick pic
>sends it to a bunch of lonely men on a Taiwanese knitting forum

I think you might be a faggot op