>have saved up GBP for the past 3 months so I can have a tendies feast for my 30th
>mummy conveniently declares that this household is now vegan
>I REEE like I've never REEE'd before, throwing my emergency stash of pissbottles and shitjugs, but mummy stands her ground
>in my rage I forget to take my request for tendies out of inbox, so mummy uses all my GBP on soy tendies
>they are disgusting, and now I have no credit to spend on blowey Joey's or juice boxes
>mummy says it's all my fault for not cancelling the request on time, and if I want tendies, I can get a job
>take her to court
>lawyer convinces judge that I am mentally and emotionally disturbed
>judge declares that withholding tendies in this case is akin to neglect
>now I get all the tendies I want, no GBP necessary
>mfw
Also, mummy said she's putting a special ingredient in today's batch. I can't wait
Some veggie nuggies are pretty master race OP
And these fake tendies are good too.
OP DON'T EAT THOSE TENDIES. My friends mummy said the same thing, and he ended up dying in his sleep that night.
But morning star nugs are disgusting
>>25803605
What is a blowey joey and how many GBP does it cost?
>>25803605
ITS POISON REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MOMMIES ARE TERRORISTS NOW.
REEEEEEEE THAT WOMEN OP
>>25803839
I think OP is referring to his mom blowing him.
I'm not a NEET but I've heard the going rate is 500 good boy points
>>25803709
Fuck you I fucking love these. Haven't had them in forever.
>>25803605
This is a very Reddit thread.
Not that I hated the tendies meme but asking for a "meme thread" in the OP just isn't common place.
Somehow, what little humor can be derived from these is lost.
>tried being a vegetarian for 2 months to help my health
>decided I'd literally rather die than deny myself meat
>>25804129
>asking for a meme thread
>out of place on 4chan
terrible bait son
>>25804129
how new are you? this type of thread goes back a decade and is still common today
>>25804556
those dubs!
You are weak, though. I am on my fourth year without meat. People like you and the OP are the reason this board exists.
>>25804619
>>25804595
You're forgetting that you aren't supposed to analyze it as a meme.
OP could have just shared a tendie story in green text.
>>25805235
he said it was a meme
and please, come on
>>25803605
Enjoy your special tendies OP.
i unironically fucking love tendies.
please kill me.
>>25806293
just keep eating those tendies and it'll work itself out soon enough.
>>25803605
fuck off reddit
le ebic bacon narwhals
>>25806368
Go back to reddit. You're not fooling anyone.
I can't bring myself to make a GBP greentext because the thought of being so mean to my mom makes me cringe, and the thought of her giving me a blowey joey makes me disgusted
>>25806368
horrible bait, son.
>>25806535
NORMIE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
But seriously, fuck off back to reddit
