I finally got a gf lads. Feels gud
All I want to let you know is that it's worth whining about, she's fixed most of my problems
You're gonna need a bigger clever bait
I finally got a gf and I think I have zero attraction towards her. I would rather be going out with a guy.
>>25801915
I know this. I'm not stupid. There are 2 options to end a robot's misery.
1. Get a girlfriend
2. Overcome your sexual desires and live your life without porn or sexual stimuli; like as you were as an innocent child
>>25801935
Why?
original comment btw
You must be a fucking cuck
>get gf
>was cool for the 1st month
>starts to get very comfortable with me
>the point where shes getting annoyed of everything I do
>starts complaining constantly
>we end up fighting alot
>breaks up with me
>so much emotional investment for nothing
girlfriends are just girls you dont have to make big moves on to fuck everyday.
They're just there as your portable nut taker and that is all.
Are you the op from the other day wanting some advice? Good for you anon
>>25802013
I like mine. She's an awkward qt and we understand each other
>>25801962
you've forgot
3. kill yyourself
Good on ya, m8.
Post more of this ass OP
>>25802013
Have you never been in loving relationship because you're supposed to be a witty sarcastic person back. Like a relationship with siblings.
>that fat ass
I'm moderately jelly. How did you meet her
>>25802052
very nice, moar plox
>>25802052
Does she like it when you spank her?
Does she give a good blowjob?
Post stories.
>>25802217
Dare I say
>>25802353
Yes, she likes being spanked but can use some work on giving head. I'm happy nonetheless
>>25801915
if i ever get a girlfriend, she's going to have some class and not pose in stupid whore photos or wear stupid whore panties.
>white women
not even once
>>25802565
>fatmantippinghishat.jpg
>>25802435
Is this curious mischief?
That's a fat ass
>people still unironically believe in the big black ass myth
>>25802435
>finally got a gf
>can use some work on giving head
Do you give good head?
>>25801915
>>25801979
>>25802052
>>25802435
God fucking damn it, this girl is hot. I would whip out my big meaty throbbing veiny cock and fuck her any day of the week. Man, can you even fucking imagine just how sweet, warm, wet, and comfy that pussy is? Fuck. Man, fuck. I want a gf so bad.
Fuck you OP. Stop taking all the girls you selfish fucking bastard, I want love and intimacy and sex and romantic entanglement, you self-centered vapid evil son of a BITCH.
>tfw no big booty gf
How'd you do it lad?
Give tips pls. Never had a gf and just started my first semester at Uni where I won't be able to fap for another 3/4 months. I need a fucking gf to take the inevitable edge off.
OP is a cuck and he'll come back in 2 weeks about him getting cheating on
Nothing new move along
>>25802979
>Give tips pls
Don't self-deprecate yourself, chew some gum, don't smell bad. Idk m8 I'm not exactly the hottest thing alive but I'm not the ugliest either. Ask a girl out, (get rejected?), feel better that you tried. Or maybe you don't get rejected.
Or maybe it's just luck, because life a shit.
>>25803944
How did you even start talking though. I know it was on reddit but did you know she was a girl the whole time?
>>25804012
Literally luck.
We met on a band sub. I posted asking for someone to go to a local show with, she replied, we went, we clicked, one thing led to another
So, how long will it take to get the delusional confidence you've always needed to dump your gf for a chance at Stacy pussy?
Post more pics op. your gf has a nice ass, i would eat it all day f i could.
>not knowing these are images from /b/ with file-names changed
Seen them many times bunch of newfaggots.
