Why haven't you joined ISIS yet?
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Why haven't you joined ISIS yet?
>>25799352
i dont wanna fuck goats
>>25799352
they don't accept applications from infidels, getting myself beheaded does not sound like a good time
>>25799408
Convert then
What's atheism done for you lately?
>>25799401
Nah, you get a qt virgin
Better than humping your pillow
because they havent destroyed Israel yet
>>25799352
On my way to nuke isis
I must admit that the FBI is doing much better with these ISIS bait threads.
FEDS
Because they're the same color as poo
>>25799352
No more anime
>>25799736
Don't believe the propaganda
>>25799352
Hello feds
I'd rather join the next Crusade.
>>25799352
They've blasted too many holes in my city
Also I'm aryan as fuck so I doubt I'd be very welcome
![cq-ahauwgaadogs[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sxQoXIH.jpg "cq-ahauwgaadogs[1].jpg")
Because it's better to just follow an uncucked form of Christianity.
>>25799352
My unit did a bunch of operations against Isis while I was deployed, we were neutralizing Isis roadside bombs about once a week, shit was annoying as fuck.
>>25800704
How can I, as a female, join this? I want to kill ISIS
Who keeps making these ISIS threads? The mods won't do shit either.
>>25800555
This is hilarious.
It's like the time that we fucked with the jewish kid in my boyscout troop.
>be me
>13
>one of the less-autistic kids so leader of a patrol
>we were the stickman patrol... sigh....
>me and my friends wanted to call us the hill giants cuz we played runescape, I guess that's cooler right?
>at a camp out
>cooking because actually know how
>6-time defending golden skillet winner muthafuckas
>we're just doing hotdogs for lunch because we're about to go hike and don't want to puke everywhere
>grilling because only scout competent enough that they let me use a grill
>using kosher dogs because there's a few jews in our trips and we just didn't want to take the risk
>friend had an idea to fuck with Elijah the jewish kid in out patrol
>snuck really cheap hotdogs into our ice chest
>to prepare he took a few out to look like we had been using them
>Elijah is mid hot dog
>friend walks up to ice chest to "look for relish"
>pulls cheap hot dogs out
>Elijah starts panicking
>runs to some trees
>spitting everywhere
>washing his mouth out with water
>we pull his pants down and push him over for the keks
Oh boy that was a good one.
why would anyone join isis when theres the risk of being shot in the back of the head by your comrade for no reason. Its like being part of a cinematic evil villain group. You just know the boss could turn around and shoot any of his soldiers just cause he was in a bad mood.
>>25799352
Because I'm Christian.
>>25800888
I read some story of a guy who fucked with a Muslim friend or something like that. Had invited him over, fed him food, said something midway or afterwards about not being sure if it was pork. The guy had basically ran off, forced himself to throw up, began fervently praying, basically going bonkers, then the anon told him that he checked and it wasn't pork (then later I THINK said he told him he wasn't sure.)
Oh silly religious laws.
>Why haven't you joined ISIS
>Posts an anime
You'd be the first to be thrown on the fire like a twig, OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_aTtV5BNLQ
>>25800746
Join the Army as field artillery, its a combat job women can actually do.
I think the MOS you want is 13B(cannon crewmember)
>>25799352
nice try FBI shill
here's your (you)
>>25800794
>wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Back to your safespace
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>>25799352
Because they are crude and disgusting and have a shit way of doing things.
Why would I give up a comfy lifestyle to go slaughter people? Not to mention I couldn't care less about their god.
Because I'm not a pussy hajji who runs away to Europe like a little bitch instead of fighting.
Post your favorite songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8GDLy9K2Fk