Can I pay someone to pick out non-autistic outfits for me? It's so damn hard.
You literally just need to buy a pair of non-autist shoes. Then add a non-colorful T-shirt, a pair of blue regular (not too baggy) jeans, and a non-colorful sweatshirt. Buy these from an average, non-hipster, popular store.
It's that easy you fucktard.
t. friendless virgin
>>25796941
Yes, you can. I don't remember what it's called but lots of stores offer that service.
>>25796941
Solid neutral t-shirt, blue jeans. Sneakers don't matter unless they're really bright, like white.
>>25797139
>sneakers don't matter
>>25796941
Buying plain clothes is too hard?
Jeans should have no ass pocket drawings, seams should be of the same color of the jeans or simply darker, the darker the better, Get shoes that have almost nothing on them, black shoes preferably since they'll get dirty, no slip-in shoes, always laces
Zip-up hoodies are more effay generally than pull-ups
also dont wear anything that has a fucking logo on it except if you're at a hockey game or some garbage
if you dont want to be a fag dont wear skinny jeans
go buy nike running shoes
fly knits
roshes
huaraches
nike socks
cargo shorts/basketball shorts
any t shirt that isnt completely autistic
and dont ever wear a unbuttoned short/long sleeve unless its polo with a plain colored t shirt under
just dont wear stupid baggy jeans or denim shorts and i mean you look complete normie after that
>>25796941
are you fat?
no?
good
get some tims khakis and a white tshirt
basketball shoes track pants/khakis
the ONLY time you should be wearing a hat if its hot outside and you're in shorts with your shirt off, or your gonna look like a fucktard
>>25797178
>no slip-in shoes, always laces
What about for those who can't or have a lot of trouble tying shoes? Also, you didn't say no specifically to velcro...
How autistic are band t shirts? Are my Black Sabbath, Ghost, Maiden, Rush etc. t shirts making me look like I've got the tism?
They are not ratty, stained, or baggy.
>>25796941
Just go supremegentlemancore.
>>25796941
if you need outfit advise i can give you some good stuff you got a steam account i can add you on?
>>25796941
Jean, T-shirt, socks, whatever shoes are on sale at Wal-Mart.
It's not hard to dress like a normie. You just have to accept that you'll look boring and will never stand out. That's the idea, to be boring. Normies are so boring. If you act boring and pretend to be a normie long enough, you will eventually become one.
>>25797253
I don't think slip on vans are autist tier but I may be biased since I wear them.
>>25797174
>unless they're really bright, like white
did you even read the post
heres a nice minimalist, not too show-off look
>>25797293
I've gotten laid in a ripped up Darkthrone tshirt. You're fine, anon.
What about something like this?im a girl so I don't know a lot about guys fashion ;_;
>>25797417
no, hats shades and ripped jeans screams autism
>>25797336
fuck thats so cringe
>hightop full black converse
just buy some universal running shoes like nike roshes or flyknits
>>25797367
>gotten laid
>he fell for the 3DPD meme
You disgust me
>>25797417
Still autism just in a hipster outfit.
>>25797417
Trying way too hard to look ratty, I bet he's a huge faggot.
>>25797336
I've been considering this look for a long time. I have been wearing autist clothing my entire life and transitioning honestly scares the shit out of me.
>>25797444
checked
dont get running shoes, get a pair of hightops basektball shoes
>>25797336
holy fuck is this as bad as /fa/ really is?
Fuck here's a simple guide.
>Get fit so you look good first off
>Good looking simple jeans, not baggy, not faggy skinny jeans
>Well fitting polo shirts
>Nice pair of brown dress boots
IT'S THAT FUCKING SIMPLE CHRIST.
>>25797484
dress shoes are ugly anon if your fit can you imagine a dude with visible muscles wearing brown dress shoes?
>>25797320
>>25797139
If you wears sneakers and jeans, or anything besides shorts or sweatpants, and you're not currently in the midle of a run or sports game, those are autism shoes.
Doesn't matter what the color or brand is.
>>25797200
>cargo shorts
>running shoes
why am I responding to this bait
>>25797417
trying to hard
I honestly believe it looks nice but doesn't fit in our rules of our society.
>those jean shorts
>so many accesories
>hat
>sunglasses
pick one
either its sunny and you cant see, or its cold.
It's like mixing summer and winter. tf
what about this?
gfs obsessed with this guy
>>25797367
>>25797293
>>25796941
Dressing like this got me the most pussy (5) in my entire life.
It's not autism if you impress other idiots from the same clique that dress in the same way.
If you're skinny or fit, here's how to not look autistic. This generally falls into that "comfortable/ endearing person to be around" look so you'll have to make sure you don't have resting bitch face and emit welcoming/ calm feelings.
I can't do it guys. I tried, I tried picking stuff out but I get stressed because nothing ever looks right to me. I need my hand held in the store.
So many autism shoes IT
Here's a pair of Clarks Desert Boots that go with almost anything. I've gotten several compliments from random women on these bad boys
>>25797546
BABYMETAL
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>>25797200
i-is it ok to wear running shoes when you're not running?
why are they called running shoes? i thought it was autistic to wear running every day.
Fucking hell, these outfit threads always make me laugh...
>>25797561
>wearing moon boots
>wearing a wristwatch like it's the 1930s
>>25797570
but they just look like gay hipster shoes anon
>>25796941
iktf.
I really, REALLY want to retire my metalhead clothes but I just don't know how to put any other sort of outfit together, and if I'm going to look like a loser I might as well wear something that lets me identify with other losers.
>>25797609
it is autistic anon
just buy yellow timberland originals and don't tie the laces. anything else you wear is irrelevant
>>25797546
>>25797547
This
Being emo chad is much easier than normal chad
>>25796941
It depends man.
When I got my first big boy office job I went downtown to my city's big department store where I had an in-house specialist take my measurements and make brand suggestions for free.
Even though I bought everything off the sales/clearance rack it was still pretty fucking expensive. I wouldn't expect the same treatment if you're looking at jeans and flannel at H&M.
If you're still a student or working a non-dress up job I'd recommend studying up on fashion a bit.
This is one of those areas where a little goes a long way. Men who focus too much on looking good tend to look terrible whereas men who put in a small amount of effort tend to look good.
Focus on fit above all else.
Then material and patterns. Your goal isn't to stand out per se but to fit in while appearing a little higher quality than the other men around you.
Go to JC pennys and get a couple of jeans that fit snugly. Not skinny jeans but they should follow the lines of your body and you should be able to wear them without a belt (if you want a belt to enhance your appearance or to make your jeans fit a little better that's fine too- you'll pretty much have to if you're fit like me and have a small waist to giant thighs ratio going on).
Depending on how warm it is/ how formal you want to dress go for (Well-fitting- again this is key. Everything needs to fit WELL before all else) t-shirts in solid, neutral colors, flannel, button downs and sweaters.
No hats.
Cut your hair short- some men can pull off long hair. You're probably not one of them.
Shave. Brush your teeth. Don't be gross. If you have acne fucking deal with it. Proactiv works, acutane works, generic drug store shit may or may not work. You'll have to do some trial and error there.
gray canvas sneakers (payless)
slim jeans (tjmaxx levis)
non graphic tee (thrift store)
congratz not autismo on a budget
>>25796941
>be me
>be 30 year old manchild who used to dress like
>>25797547
>go through a Tapout/Affliction phase in the late 2000s
>90% of all shirts that I own are bands shirts or meme shirts
>decide to go buy proper clothes like the adult that I'm supposed to be
>go to the mall
>shop around
>spend a few hundred dollars
>feel good about myself
>wait for the bus
>look into my bags
>realize that everything I bought STILL has skulls and spikes and barbed wire on it
>FFFUUUU.bmp
every god damn time
>>25797687
this anon knows whats up.
personally what helped me the most with acne was a better diet and a dermatologist
-Actually measure yourself
-buy clothes based on your measurements
-get clothes that are easy to mix and match like memochrome
-get ok tier jeans like Levi
-don't wear super colorful or chunky white autist shoes
It's really that simple, dressing like a non-autist takes like an hour of research and making sure you aren't wearing clothes 2 sizes bigger than yourself
>>25797590
Lady Beard is better
>>25797753
Lately, yeah. BM's new album sounds like it's going to be shit. Even Death Rabbits have been more creative.
The only time in my life I've actually had women approach me (not Stacies but realistically maybe 6/10s on average, a couple more like 8/10) was when I was so depressed I gave no shits and went full autism:
-baggy, DIY-cutoff jean shorts with holes
-bright colored graphic tees
-basketball shoes with socks
-no haircut for a year
Got a new job an started dressing normally, get nothing now.
>>25796941
I like Ike, famly
>tfw keep getting praises at work with this shit
It can't be this easy right?
>>25798168
It is, most people wear ugly graphic tshirts that have comic characters or album art
>>25796941
Please, please, don't listen to these idiots. Go to /fa/ instead. It's for your own good.
>>25798793
The sticky is the only useful thing about /fa/, the actual board is garbage
>>25798793
DON'T GO TO /FA/
Literally no one on there knows how to dress themselves and just copy whatever is popular at the moment, even if it means looking like a retard. Tips in thread are pretty on point for the most part
>20 years since this show came on
>he was dressing like an autist before the autistic clothing meme even existed
>>25797610
I'd go with something a little more subdued
This is what I dress like. No one has ever said anything bad about my outfit.
>>25797417
looks like a fuck boy
>>25799003
90s fashion man.
>watch Drive
>watch every other ryan gosling movie
>watch Drive again
just dress like his charactersno scorpion jacket or fingerless gloves though
am i coool r9k
with this outfit you'll be a lady killer in no time
>>25796941
Go with basics for pants and tops.
Well fitting jeans and a crewneck sweatshirt are always a good combo.
Experiment with the shoes and Jacket. Eg. Boots in winter, sneakers in summer.
Pic related: good basic winter fit. Swap out the flektarn parka for a unicolor olive one to remove the edgy factor.
>>25799217
Is DC considered autistic? Fuck.
>>25799793
Fat shoes are 2005. And even then they we're ugly as fuck
>>25799003
maybe that means people have always thought dressing that way was autistic. I mean, i don't need to tell you Shinji is the definition of an aspie
[/spoiler]school outfits and high, tiny waists are two of my fetishes so I like it, don't tell nobody[/spoiler]
Kid next to me in class was wearing a fedora. I shit you not.
Can you guys be as beautiful as I am?
>>25797178
>Jeans should have no ass pocket drawings,
How in the fuck did that ever get popular? Isn't there a person reviewing what the fucking pants look like? In my day they only did that shit on women's jeans desu. Last time I was in tjmaxx I had to double check I was in the right fucking section.
is pic related autistic? it looks good to me. please let me buy it. ;_;
>>25799889
>"The way you were wringing that towel, it reminded me of a mother, Rei."
>"I bet you'd make a great mom, Rei."
Oh, damn, he really was autistic.
Well, here's my outfit....
My opinion on watches is that they shouldn't look to bulky like your. I think the ones with simplistic design like pic related. But it's up to you if you want to buy that thing.
This isn't what I wear so much as my goal of what I want to be wearing
>>25799775
nice fleck dude.
>>25797315
>whatever shoes are on sale at Wal-Mart
pureautism.png
>>25797525
>If you wears sneakers and jeans, or anything besides shorts or sweatpants, and you're not currently in the midle of a run or sports game, those are autism shoes.
>I don't understand what autism shoes are but this is my very best guess and I am posting it - the post.
Oh dear. If you cannot see the difference between the shoes in >>25797174 and normal casual sneakers and runners like flyknits, then you do suffer from undiagnosed autism.
>>25797561
This is like the male version of basic bitch clothing from 5 years ago. Why are robots always so behind in everything?
>kind of want a nice jacket
>not cold enough here to warrant buying a nice jacket
>continue wearing my ~$10 walmart jacket that does the trick or occasionally my thicker ~$15 or ~$20 (don't remember) walmart jacket
meh
>>25797609
If they're garish running shoes like a shitty, cheap pair of Asics, then they are autistic as fuck.
>>25799290
That's because it's not considered polite to say mean things to intellectually disabled people.
I think I've got a pretty decent set of clothes besides a jacket, I'm not sure what kind to get.
>>25796941
Nike sweatshirt
Kakis
Nike shoes
It'S really not that hard
What about these ones ?
REmember, clothes must fit you well
Please, no baggy.
>>25801422
cool if you work in a cublicle or review fast food and energy drinks on youtube
>>25801422
This is like a clothing infographic for 35 year old IT guys who want to dress better
>>25801422
These all look like have the potential to look really autistic if not worn correctly, and I don't feel like I would be able to wear them correctly.
>>25797417
This is a shit tryhard normie outfit
It's like a cross of the hipster/emo outfit,girls eat this shit up though. If you can pull off this look than all the emo/goth girls will drop their panties so fast.
It helps that this guy is already chad tier so he can pull off this look, if he was to dress like a regular chad he'd probably get girls anyway.
Nobody dresses more autistic than I do, check pic related.
I don't really wear the tie anymore because even I could tell people were looking at me funny and it made me anxious.
>>25801526
>being this completely unaware but making up a bunch of shit and posting it
Urgh.
>>25801583
Wow, that's a solidly autistic outfit, anon.
>>25796941
I'll usually just wear a good fitting pair of jeans/pants and a solid color long sleeve thermal shirt with either black or white nikes. Comfy and it looks good in my opinion
>>25797570
Lol
chukkas and cuffed jeans are literally reddit /mfa/ 101
>>25801770
It really does go to show that robots are at least 5 years behind at all times.
>>25801087
dress pants with a waterproof jacket? why? the pants just need to be so much more casual for that outfit
>>25796941
There is no such thing as an autistic clothing. Clothing is meant to keep you warm.
>>25797570
and what did those compliments get you?
>>25801943
>being this completely and utterly in denial
>>25801770
My pants are too long in the legs, I have to cuff them. I'm not gonna go spend hundreds of dollars to replace all my pants, that's bullshit, the pairs I have still have years to go
>>25801910
I tried looking up "casual chinos" and and first suggestion was "casual chinos reddit"
>>25801909
They might just live in the midwest, which is about the same.
>>25802001
Hemming pants costs like $10 at a tailor or you could just do it yourself or buy pants that fit in the first place.
>>25796941
I will do it for free, I love to make men look fashionable.
>>25801983
Literally autistic, more like.
>>25802001
>the pairs I have still have years to go
>mfw autists actually think the cheap clothes they buy should last for years and years
>mfw autists can't comprehend simple things like having their pants legs hemmed if they're manlets.
>>25801943
>I don't really care about my appearance
>>25802025
>They might just live in the midwest, which is about the same.
Fair call. I always think the guys who angrily defend autism shoes must live somewhere like Ohio
>>25802036
Fair call.
>>25802001
who said anything about chinos? they're still not casual enough. look at the shoes and jacket, chinos are too smart for that
>>25799775
>unicolor olive
I know you arent necessarily trying to be unique but I see those on a good 45% of people in the fall and winter where I live
When groups of girls all wear those with beige boots they look like mentally challenged gangs
>>25801306
I'm not intellectually disabled, in fact, I am quite the opposite. I have had processional IQ testing done multiple times and each time my IQ is above 130. Multiple psychiatrists have told me that my IQ scores are actually lower then my actual intelligence due to my disabilities.
>>25802214
A number doesnt mean you dont dress like an autist, anon.
>>25796941
>I pay someone to pick out non-autistic outfits for me
here ya go m8
http://money.usnews.com/money/the-frugal-shopper/2014/08/20/8-clothing-subscription-services-for-men
>>25802214
>being THIS autistic
>being this literal and this unaware of why what you're posting is painfully cringeworthy.
>>25802214
please be bait, please be bait
>>25802177
How about these?
this guy's got real autism shoes, jesus christ
>>25802236
I wasn't disputing that, in fact, no one had even said that I was dressed like an Autistic until you.
I was disputing his insinuation that I was Intellectually Disabled which means someone with an IQ below 70. Which I clearly am not.
>>25802294
imo with the outfit you posted, as cliche as it is, a nice pair of black skinnies would be best. maybe a slim fit if skinnies aren't your thing. that type of trouser doesn't match the style of the outfit
>>25797429
Wha if there's a hole in the knee from wearing them?
Also jeans that are come washed in that very light blue is aut and don't buy old man taper leg.
>>25802294
Those are casual yuppie shoes, get your shit together
>>25802301
Anyone dressing like that is presenting to the world that they have issues. Your issues are very clearly that you are autistic and have no ability to comprehend people in any way other than literally.
>>25797429
Stop using autism to mean 'thing I don't like'
Autistic clothes are ones that tell everyone you are socially dysfunctional
>>25797042
>of blue regular (not too baggy) jeans
Get straight or slim fit. Preferably slim fit.
>>25802332
That does sound nice
also the belt I typically wear was handmade in the 70s, which is why I didn't include it. it's pink with an pale orange stripe through the middle. Should I get rid of it? I like having a little color in my outfit but I could see how it might throw everything off
>>25800412
NARCS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>literally no one posts an outfit that includes a gun or non-faggy knife
>some fag posts an outfit with a dog collar
yeah thread is full of sjw garbage, ignore thread OP
>>25802437
OP was gone hours ago dude
Ignore all these fags op. /fit/ fag who only comes here to laugh at /r9k/.
I say go to a mall, or whatever you Americans call it
Try follow some casual looking teens into a store that sells clothes. Don't do it creepily you fag, just do it casual. If anything put on an accent and ask a group of them where to buy nice clothes, say you're from England and they have no fashion sense so you need to be pointed in the right direction.
If you aren't fat and you're bellow 35 I'd say
Mustard/tan chinos
Plain shirt, not a polo, a tshirt. From the same store.
Navy blue is a good choice, White is good, black if you're tall.
Shoes, again depending on your age, anything from Nike SB to some nice enough dress shoes.
No hat, work on your hair.
Wear long black socks, white socks will do.
Same store again
Light blue jeans, not baggy at all, not skinny.
Same shirt as before.
Get a black zip up hoodie with no other aesthetics, a grey one will maybe do.
If you're the buisness type, which you aren't because you're on r9k asking this question so I won't even bother.if you're fat lose weight
>>25801615
>being this completely unaware but making up a bunch of shit and posting it
How am I making it up? That's what I've seen/heard from tons of people, also that's how I view it as well.
>>25799775
This is the poster... Why else would he cover his face? Poster is literally edgy self loving mongo
>>25799524
Are you Claude?
/r9k/, do I dress autistic? I usually wear
Black metal band shirts
Plain or striped sweaters/jumpers that are dark or mute colors
Flannel (usually dark, mute, or earthy colors, no gay generic red and black bullshit, except for one plaid coat I own)
Plaid hoodie with very dark colors
Dark green winter coat
Grey/black or grey blue jeans that arent too baggy or too tight
Black or dark green sneakers, sometimes generic tan Timberland boots
That's what I usually wear, is it autistic?
>>25802471
I'm still here.
Also realized the reason I like baggy clothes so much is because it helps hide my skele-body.
>>25797253
lol, no velcro.
>>25802573
plz post skell-body
>>25800119
What the fuck
didn't you post this on /fa/?
>>25802214
If this isn't bait I'm sad
/fit/ fag dumping clothes
I just copy woody allen outfits from the 70s
>>25797042
"Blue" jeans?
How autistic are you?
It's not the 90s anymore.
Get black or grey, fairly skinny/slim jeans
>>25797253
if you wear something that has no laces you better make sure they dont look autistic and so far you dont seem to be able to trust your own judgement for good reasons.
>>25802573
Skele-bodys aren't something to be ashamed of.
Fitness fag here again
>>25796941
Jeans, tee, non white shoes. No hats, ever. Optional shirt to wear on top of tee.
>>25802573
Baggy clothes on skeletron body doesn't work. It makes you look like a dork. You can however work with it.
>>25802648
Nah b things go in cycles and ur on the loser end of the cycle... Because retards have caught onto skinny not blue jeans now all the cool (not /fa/ actually fashionable people) kids don't wear that shit
>>25802496
>stalk some kids into a shop at the mall
>put on a cringy fake accent and pretend you're from one of most fashionable countries in the world but you've come to a mall in whogivesafucksville, USA to get clothing advice.
How the fuck do we allow people as dumb as you to live?
>>25802496
this, op. if you want to take advise from anyone here, /fit chad normies are probably the go.
>>25797561
fuckk off retard this looks like shit
>>25802676
I've been called stickman before and I don't like it.
>>25802587
I'm not a slut
>>25802697
What's wrong with hats?
Everyone wears hats at least sometimes (like in winter for instance.
>>25802761
Jesus fuck faggot I wasn't expecting him to do the acccent. I never said stalk them, just keep an eye on them to see if they go into a clothes store.
>>25802626
>>25802687
Stop posting your shitty high schooler tier clothes, retard.
>>25802784
Only hats with cool logos like for your country club, golf club, or fraternity are acceptable
>>25802697
Only dark and non distressed jeans though, white shoes are perfectly fine as long as they aren't autistic and they go with the outfit, hats are OK if the situation allows for one, and shirt is not optional unless you are doing yard/car/other dirty work
>>25802816
Kek I'm 24 and everyone around here wears that shit. If op was abit older/doesn't live on the coast then obviously he'd wear something white trashier.
>>25797561
>>>/fa/ tries to tell other people what to wear to look normal
>doesn't know how to look normal themselves...
>those shoes, that watch, and that hoodie all look ridiculous.
In terms of the jeans, I don't see why it matters if I wear black or blue jeans. Also, aren't blue jeans extremely common and popular?
In terms of the underwear, I don't see how that matters at all, it's not like anyone will see what underwear you are wearing.
>>25802803
Stop backpedalling, autist. Your advice is ridiculous and unnecessarily cringe worthy
>>25802858
>I'm 24 and I dress like high schoolers and I still shop exclusively at shitty surf /skate shops at the mall
You live in the Midwest, don't you?
>>25796941
You should look up Trunk Club, OP. You can order clothes. Better looking clothes than the kind you described as autistic.
>>25802821
LuLz
Gr8 B8 M8 8/8
>>25802864
>>/fa/
>being so completely retarded you actually think anyone from /fa/ would post that outfit and claim it's good
Oh wow. Wow.
WOW
O
W
Holy shit, you've got issues.
>>25796941
Hey, I have the same shoes! You have good taste OP.
>>25802780
Stickman is better than fat ass
>>25802687
>>25802724
fuck off with this underage clothing
>>25802970
Good luck getting your CS degree!
Clothes are mostly a meme.
Brad Pitt looked super hot in Fight Club (no homo).
Just take a look at all the autists who copied Tylers wardrobe, they look like a joke.
Beautiful people can pull off almost anything, ugly people cant pull off anything.
>>25802864
even if /fa/ have a tendency of advocating gay shit no way in hell would they think dressing like a high schooler is a good idea.
>>25803025
just shut up
original reply original two-ply
>>25796941
this meme has got to have a negative affect on NB shoe sales. hopefully they lower the price because of this. i need a new pair...
>>25803025
Brad Pitt was dressed in tailor made clothing carefully chosen by designers. He's Brad fucking Pitt for fucks sake.
Trying to copy one of the best looking men around is always going to be a recipe for disaster when you're a 3/10 with autism
>>25803018
What's wrong with a plain navy blue zip up hoodie and a zippered binder?
>>25803098
this is why i stuck to copying keanu reeves style. i look like a cool computer hacker and it fits with my "recluse" image. for the most part i've been pretty good with this. only cringey thing i did was have a matrix screensaver that i used in public at starbucks and the school library. but whatever.
![summer-style-military-font-b-shorts-b-font-men-Summer-explosion-models-cotton-Knee-Length-font[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lfSXO5T.jpg "summer-style-military-font-b-shorts-b-font-men-Summer-explosion-models-cotton-Knee-Length-font[1].jpg")
So are cargo shorts 100% autist? I have a pair of dark grey ones. Should I burn it?
just go to /fa/ and do the opposite of what they suggest. You will still look better than you do now
>>25797178
well thinking back i dont think it really matters about the hoodie, zip-up or not.
>>25803147
Don't listen to anything anyone ever tells you on 4chan
>>25803147
unless you're walking by the beach you should burn them.
I just wear jeans and a plaid shirt with a hoodie over it and some nice brown boots 8)
>>25803092
>being so autistic you think it's the brand that matters.
>>25803102
>what's wrong with presenting to people that I have special needs?
>>25803137
>this is why i stuck to copying keanu reeves style. i look like a cool computer hacker and it fits with my "recluse" image.
Bait. Bait as fuck. Nobody is this riddled with autism.
>>25803147
If they are well fitted, they're fine. If they're cheap, baggy, and unnecessarily busy looking - burn them
>>25796941
Step 1: Clothes that fit, regardless of bodytype.
Check out Hautelook. Basically when Nordstrom get new stuff in, they send all they're left over stuff to Hautelook to mark down and sell off.
It's their way of clearing inventory.
And they have new sales every day, so check it often. I've picked up $120 designer jackets for like $40 on there before.
>>25803170
>just go to /fa/ and do the opposite of what they suggest.
You may as well cut out all the effort and continue to dress like this
>>25802648
>blue jeans are a 90's thing and you CANNOT wear them anymore!
excuse me, but this is a thread about conquering autism, not perpetuating it.
>>25796941
Black or grey plain T-shirt
Jeans(dark blue not black)
Pretty much any black or grey Airwalks, and 'tactical' boots for winter
Plain black or grey hoodie
Pretty much any military surplus for winter coat
Nobody will look twice at you, but at least you won't look completely autistic
>>25803418
Ironically, pale blue and properly cut and fitted blue jeans are very fashionable in palewave and normcore fits, but autists would completely lack the ability to understand the important differences
>>25803451
>Airwalks
>dark blue dad jeans
Kek
>>25803379
Samefagging
I forgot to add, if you have any button up shirts that are short sleeved, throw them away right now. They're inherently dorky.
Buy long sleeves and roll them up to look fresh.
>>25797624
>Using your phone to check the time like a little bitch boy
>>25803137
Do you use green on black terminals?
>>25803353
How is a plain navy blue zip up hoodie and a zippered binder an indicator of special needs?
Also, No one has ever told me that either of those items made my disabilities evident.
Come to think of it, no one has ever said such a thing about any clothing or object I wear or own.
>>25803513
Sorry I gotta agree that wearing a wrist watch in this day and age is somewhat pointless, it's worn more as an accessory now a days if anything. A large majority of the population owns a smart phone and even non-smart phones will show the time on them, when I see people wearing wrist watches I assume they are doing it to look cool/classy or something like that.
>>25803501
What's wrong with Airwalks breh?
And since when are dad jeans dark blue? dad jeans are light colored.
>>25797624
>wearing a wristwatch like it's the 1930s
Fuck you.
Wristwatches are awesome. They are the only non-faggy acceptable male jewelry. Designs like pic-related are simple, elegant, match with everything and last forever.
>>25803582
What's wrong with light blue jeans?
>>25803548
Try to think of it as a uniform that reveals more about you than the individual items do when observed out of any context.
Nobody told you because people generally don't want to unnecessarily offend people who have special needs and they also know that it's pointless trying to explain these things to people like you.
>>25803613
>tfw you try on writs watches and they always just slide up to your elbow
>>25803642
They look like shit, dad.
>>25803576
>it's worn more as an accessory now a days if anything
Bull. Fucking. Shit.
Checking the time on the fly is a massively useful ability. Not everyone wants to pull their phone out to check the time. Or perhaps you're one of those autists who keeps his phone in his hand 24/7?
>>25803582
It's not the 80's, Airwalk Vics may have been one of the greatest skate shoes of all time, but the clunker, poor person generic skate shoes they make now are shit tier
What if *gasp* middle-aged men wore both dark AND light blue dad jeans?
Dark blue dad jeans are like 'cool casual dad going out for dinner' tier
>>25803576
I agree but It is quicker.
Whenever I am in a group and someone asks the time, by the time I have said it the normalfags who use their phones as time pieces are still fumbling to get it out of their purse/pockets.
>>25803613
>They are the only non-faggy acceptable male jewelry
What about class rings from college? Or a wedding ring/band? What about necklaces?
I see lots of guys wearing necklaces or rings, usually class rings or weddings rings.
>>25803670
>doesn't realize you get the band fitted
AUTISM, EVERY ONE.
>>25803670
>thanks mr skeltal
Jokes aside, there's no way you are too skinny to comfortably wear a watch. Most watches can accommodate a 4" wrist.
>>25803775
wedding ring is okay, but necklace? Really?
>>25803775
>class rings from college
Rare. Very few men still do this.
>wedding ring/band
I don't know why, but when a man has a band, people don't count it as jewelry. Strange.
>guys wearing necklaces or rings
fuccbois
>>25796941
here you go faggot.
just a plain top with some bullshit design
plain non baggy pants
and black and white sneakers
optional wear a cap or some sunnies and youre set.
fuck its not that hard. on the other hand you can just stop carin what other people think and stop being so insecure. the whole world doesnt revolve around you
>>25803858
whoops wrong image.
original comment
>>25803826
I have a necklace that I enjoy wearing and there are so many types of necklaces, I don't see how it's a "fuckboy" or "faggot" thing to do.
I mean I am a weeaboo so I like wearing weeaboo necklaces or necklaces with like cool designs on them.
>>25803841
I'm getting a class ring this semester because it's my last semester before graduating and I'm planning on wearing it, at least until I get sick of it.
People tell me wearing a class ring can help with getting a job or trying to impress certain kinds of people, I figured it's also a good way to get people to mug you or look at you as some faggot that has to flaunt his class ring to everyone, either way I'm planning to wear mine for a bit at least.
>>25803775
>necklace
Fag
>wedding band
A wedding band is jewelry to a woman only. A man's wedding band is consistently lackluster because men aren't the ones fawning over M-MUH SHINY ROCKS like bitches do. The propagation of lavish metals and rocks as an "engagement" or "wedding" offering is hardly because a man thinks it's so much fun and excitement to spend several racks on an obsolete piece of shit. They buy it because "it's what you're supposed to do". And since women DON'T share this social obligation, a man ring is hardly anything to cast a passing glance at. It is "jewellery" in perhaps the loosest possible sense.
I can hammer tin flat and bend it and wear it but it's hardly lavish or remarkable. Just like a man's wedding ring.
>>25796941
Chonos, straight legged jeans
Crew neck shirt, preferably light grey if you have blue eyes, dark brown if brown.
Get a brown leather jacket, but make sure it's tailored to fit.
Canvas shoes are now your best friend.
Also face wash is now your best friend and also, get a fucking haircut.
no hats for you, get some nice fucking sunglasses.
Stylist 101. Congrats
>>25803784
Not that Anon (I have and wear a watch), but 4" is not a small wrist.
>>25803895
*chinos
dark grey
>>25803665
What if I don't wear "Autism Shoes"? Aren't they a key part of that "uniform"?
since this is a fashion thread, I got a question: I always wanted to dress like the kim jongs (they look fly) but I never been able to find this coat. Do anybody know where you can get one
>>25803720
But Airwalks don't look bad, they may not be effay 19th century pointy witch shoes, but they aren't bad, or strikingly autistic, when you look at them, you think 'those are shoes' and move on.
And what if *gasp* you buy jeans that fit and don't make you look like a middle-aged man?
>>25803937
The women's section of an Asian department store.
something like this i wear
>>25803899
>Tape measure for measuring circumference
>>25804010
That's an autism outfit anon, actually most outfits are autism outfits unless you are a normie chad.
>>25804010
>7 eyelet boots
>side-zipper
For what purpose?
I usually just go out in cotton camo shorts and a band t-shirt, sometimes a plain one with a grey beanie.
If it's cold (never really cold in my country) I just go out in jeans+a hoodie
>>25803937
except their traditional mandarin/commie suits they dress like literal shit
>>25804136
>Camo shorts
>Band t-shirt
>Beanie
Yeah that's a pretty autistic outfit, anon.
>>25801516
They'll only look autistic if they dont fit. As long as they're tailored its fine.
>>25804152
takes one to no one
>>25804079
to put the feet in the boot easier and to more easily tighten the feet in it afterwards also it looks alright
>>25804074
useless post
>>25804187
>Useless post
How so? That's like saying every post on /r9k/ is useless, stop being a faggot.
Having lurked /fa/ for some time, I understand the "culture" but understand nothing of what they're saying about fashion. I wish /fa/ was more autist friendly.
>>25796941
Levi 508
Clarks desert boots
Plain t shirts long and short sleeve
>>25803925
You're making the mistake of picking apart the individual items and trying to scrutinise them without understanding the whole picture. You do realise the pictures are simply examples and not actually rules, right?
>>25803957
>the things I think are the things everyone else should think
Airwalks are budget poor kid shoes and look cheap and shitty. You look at them and think they're fine because you're clueless.
>>25804313
>reddit - the outfit
top tier outfit 2bh
>>25804187
>tighten the feet in it afterwards also it looks alright
That's precisely what the fucking laces are for.
You may not realize it, but laces are designed to allow the wearer to directly control the tightness/comfort of your shoes. A side-zipper for boots that short is completely superfluous. I say this as an owner of knee-high 20 eyelet boots. A zipper is necessary for those because otherwise I would spend 10min putting my boots on.
>>25797502
Yes
Original com3nt
>>25803576
It's still used a lot by people who work. Phones are too slow and don't show you the second.
>>25804577
I'm not quite sure what you mean. I know that the plane navy zippered hoodie and the zippered binder aren't supposed to be a specific brand or model. I also get that the shoes do not have to be just those white and navy new balance 622s, but I don't wear any "Autism Shoes"
>>25796941
a simple change that goes a long ways is jean cut. make sure you get something slightly tapered and just plain avoid bootcut/any type of flaring at the bottom.
alos get a dark colored jeans, levis 511 indigo.
This goes with shirts to polos to tucked in button downs.
>>25804887
>I'm not quite sure what you mean.
Obviously. Did I mention specific brands or models? The fact you cannot look at that picture and immediately understand what it means and are STILL resorting to fixating on the specifics of each item and the fact you personally don't wear autism shoes makes it completely impossible to get anything through to you.
>>25805145
So basically what you're saying is that if you have both a zippered hoodie and a zippered binder then you're an autist.
>>25805223
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I'm not that guy, but his argument is crystal clear. Are you legitimately autistic?
>>25796941
here you go this is the basic normie clothes starter kit.
>>25805223
This was not me, but I do agree with what he said.
>>25805314
I don't think his argument is very clear, or at least it is not clear to me or the other anon Who you were just responding to.
Yes, I do actually have ASD, along with various other disabilities.
>>25802395
make sure you get slim fit, not skinny jeans
>>25805223
No, that isn't what I said at all. What the fuck is wrong with you that you think it's acceptable to ignore what is said to you?
>>25805416
My argument is incredibly clear. You're just refusing to actually read and comprehend the words
>>25803393
>tfw dress like this
>tfw computer sience major
Why am I a meme? ;-;
I will change major and change my life r-right?
do i dress like an autist?
>>25797546
>BMTH
>liking them past age15
get back to gaia online
>>25805504
That's a different Anon. You were talking to me, not him. He just added something at the end there.
>>25805223
>>25805416
Read this: >>25803665 and this: >>25804577 and this: >>25805145
Now read them again. Actually take the words in and process what is being said.
>>25805598
you dress like a robot
I think your fine
>>25805546
>instead of thinking about changing the clothes I wear, I immediately thought about changing majors
What a fascinating insight into the mind of someone with severe autism
>>25805627
sounds good, i always wear clothes like that even when going to the shops, movies etc..
>>25805601
You agreed with him, so my points still stand. You've had more than your fair share of explanations and if you still don't get it, you never will because none of us are qualified to explain things to people with developmental disabilities
>>25805598
You dress like a 12 year old.
>>25805669
Also what do you guys think of my new shorts. They need to be ironed.
>>25805701
nearly 22, so..
>>25797042
>jeans
>fuccbois actually believe this
>alarmedpepe.txt
