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>you will never live in the USA >you will never shop in
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>you will never live in the USA
>you will never shop in Walmart and find anything you seek
>you will never enjoy the huge variety of fast food
>you will never be able to just drive a short time and get to beautiful landscape with mountains, desert and lakes
>you will never live in a nice small house on your own property in the suburbs, living a comfy and calm life

Any US-bots wanna marry me so I can get a greencard? ;___;
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>tfw you will never spend most of you life in prison for some harmless crim
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>>25792920
You will never walk around in fear that some asshole with a tiny penis has a concealed carry permit and a gun on him at all times.
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>>25792920
Just walk over here. Millions of Mexicans do it every year senpai.
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>>25792920
Are you a gril? I'm not marrying some fruity european guy.

>>25792998
You're retarded
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>>25793048
Walk through the ocean, yeah?

>>25793055
I'll give you money if you marry me.
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>>25793120
Regardless of you being male or female, I'll only marry you if you let me bend you over and fuck you.
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>>25793165
Depends. What state, what city? I need to know if it'd be worth it.
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>>25793120
You're dodging the question fruit loop.
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>>25793190
I really didn't. If I was female, I'd have just said yes.
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>>25793227
Are you willing to take hormones and wear a french maid outfit?
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>>25793184
Corpus Christi, Texas. I don't care where you go after as long as your ass is mine for a few weeks.
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>>25792920

I seem to remember this exact feel being felt about two years ago.

I once lived in a smaller town, in a third-floor apartment with a deck. from the deck I could see rolling hills in the distance, an athletic field across the road, and plenty of trees and green. I did in fact go to the local wal-mart for supplies on a regular basis, also in the shadow of the same hills, by a lake and river.

Now I live in a crappier apartment, but it's in the city, where I want to be. And just outside there's a moderately large downtown district, a world-class art museum, and lakes all over the place. I had a Pizza Hut pizza yesterday at a Target, and to this very day there's plenty of land for sale 30+ miles out, in the second-third-tier suburb areas. :9

The old apartment was nicer, but I like the new location.
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>you will never go to American fast food places

Why live.
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>>25792920
must suck to be a yurocuck
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>>25793261
Corpus LOL implying worth it
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>150 walmarts are closing

WHY LIVE IN AMERICA
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Dang we're really takin things for granted huh?
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>>25792920

>be american
>get shot

top kek
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Any foreign fembots want to come to America
Free green card marriage coupon
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>>25793472
Why do you think I said for a few weeks? Even I know it's shit.
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>>25792920
Why wont you ever live in the USA?

Just get a decent education and save up money.
Invest in small businesses in murica
Or get a job in murica
Or have family over there like i do :)

Easy green card.. easy life
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>>25792920
>be american
>get shot

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