Why don't we just buy mail order brides?
>>25791206
Is that even a thing? i thought it was just a meme
Pretty sure thats just slavery
>>25791206
> paying to lose more money
they are literally just 3rd-world staceys
your life is a living hell the moment they realise you aren't a millionaire
>>25791206
Because no mail order bride also likes anime and games
>it's expensive and I'm poor
>I live with my mum, and she certainly wouldn't approve
>she'll just cuck me and divorce me as soon as she has a green card
>>25791321
haha true, once they find out you're ugly and poor, they're going to jump on the very first chad dick that presents itself (or she goes looking for it).
>>25791325
Do they enjoy shit posting with an attention whoring trip like a total utter cunt? Just fuck off.
>>25791229
It's a meme.
>>25791487
Why are you giving her attention? Go back to reddit desu
>>25791513
Surely I'd enjoy Reddit if I liked le quirky names (i.e. trips) - don't bully me off the only board I connect with senpai.
>>25791543
>the only board I connect with
too real
>>25791206
Because you're all neets and would be cucked in a heartbeat
>>25791487
Well no
Which is another reason I don't want one
Bad idea, you're getting cucked and paying alimony as soon as they see that you're not the Chad of their dreams.
>>25791206
>get to know guy above me in my apartment building (five units, all singles)
>he's a fellow roboamerican
>one day he announces he's getting a mail order "bride" from russia
>day comes
>hear about it later from the guy
>woman arrived with her russian gangster boyfriend and several of his "friends"
>he makes it clear that this wedding is for greencard only and if she fails to get greencard, guy in my building will "pay"
>she moves in with her boyfriend
>her "husband" gets bills
>has to keep up pretense of living with her, etc.
>immigration smells a rat
>denies her greencard
>next day, come home to find bonfire in back of building made from guys furniture
>guy nowhere to be found
>never see him again
>following weekend
>unpleasant russian guy moves into apartment
>asks me when i'm moving out
>say i wasn't planning on it
>next day, come home to find my apartment broken into
>anything remotely valuable stolen
>at least one person has smeared shit everywhere and pissed all over
>call landlord
>he's sold the building to someone named "dimitri"
>has no contact info
>call cops
>hear voices outside a while later
>new upstairs neighbor met the cops outside
>he is telling them very loudly that i am crazy
>i party all the time
>and always leaving door unlocked
>that i am a very bad neighbor who brings much trouble
>cops treat me like i am huge asshole wasting their time
>spend weekend cleaning up
>creepy russian guys going in and out of building all the time
>place gets broken into and trashed three more times before i find somewhere else to live
>don't get deposit back
>same shit happened to the other tenants
I've heard about two other people marrying women from Russia who did similar scams. Pretty sure all mail order brides are con artists connected with organized crime.
>>25791206
Buying marriage isn't the same as the real thing.
>>25791206
mail order brides are for men over 30+ not for awkward collage kids
>>25791874
What the fuck. I don't know how you didn't go back later in the middle of the night and torch the building with all of them inside.
>>25791874
nice meme amerifag
>>25791206
How about get /fit/ and bang drunk cougars
this is no meme my friends.
my uncle got a mail order bride from the Philippians but after a year she divorced him because she just wanted her citizenship
>>25792724
How do you know for sure this was the reason?
>>25791206
45 year old virgin here. I was married to a mail order bride at 38 from the Philippines.
>had my own home in nice area
>had a business
>wanted a family
>went through "reputable" agency
>seemed like a nice woman
>10 years younger than me
>pay all expenses to bring her over
>pay for wedding
>that night
>no sex i am scared pls
>good catholic girl
>i am gentlemanly
>let her sleep in her own room
>i cook for her
>take her shopping
>she has very expensive tastes
>feel alive and happy even so
>nice to have someone to come home to
>she won't let me touch her
>tells me i smell and i am too ugly
>she gets her citizenship
>files for divorce immediately
>claims i was cruel and sadistic
>lose home
>lose business
>have to pay alimony
>45 and will be paying for loveless, sexless brief marriage the rest of my life
From what I hear now, this happens to every guy who falls for this scam. Maybe it's always been like this, I don't know.
>does anyone know of anyone who found happiness with a mail order bride? I'm serious.
>>25792247
You don't even understand what a meme is, child. Don't ever correct your American betters again.
>>25793268
can't tell if b8
post some proof, shouldn't be too difficult
>convert to Islam
>move to Afghanistan
>become friendly with the locals
>marry one of their daughters
What's stopping you /r9k/?
>>25793401
Fuck you, you autistic cunt, asking for proof on a fucking Chinese cartoon board. His story makes him look like a fucking spineless moron, and you want proof? Dude says it happened, believe or don't, but don't be a fucking tard. This isn't rebbit or whatever.
>>25793268
>does anyone know of anyone who found happiness with a mail order bride? I'm serious.
No, I don't think it happens. Doesn't matter, they're going to outlaw it in Sweden because it's "human-trafficking", UK will be next, US probably not far behind.
>>25792997
Why else would a woman from a 3rd world shithole want to be married to some loser who is so desperate that he needs to buy a wife?
>>25793501
Already got one head cut
Don't want to have both cut
They would clash
>>25793858
It's not that violent in areas like Badakhshan province, people are very friendly hosts too.
