Thank you for applying to be my bf.
Every applicant so far has said that they would be a "nice guy and treat me well".
Is there anything unique you would bring to the relationship?
You have 10 seconds to respond.
Being an individual is in and of itself unique
Next question
I can hold a conversation and am kinky as hell.
Now what did you do with your application aside from write your name on it and dot your I with a heart?
>>25789361
No. But you're not unique either. So I guess it'll be OK.
I NEVER NARCED NOBODY
I would never beat you.
If you hire me as your bf, you won't end up on the 11 O'clock news, tonight.
Not being black. But that's really a bad thing since no BBC, but still unique in this girl's case.
>>25789422
>feminists say that being nice/not abusive is literally the bare minimum
>still bitch about domestic abuse
>still date abusive bad boy chads
>>25789361
Who are you and why are you here? I sent my bf application to a blonde with big tits.
>>25789454
Maybe you should stop dating them anon. It's bad for you.
>>25789361
i like experiencing new things. plus i will treat you right.
"What I bring to the table is my unique perspective, 20/20 hindsight, a willingness to work for our happiness,wisdom overflowing,and a high tolerance to amusing nonsense."
"And what do YOU bring to the table,m'lady?
>>25789361
ill be brutally honest with you in our relationship, you probably wont like it. but at least it wont be boring nice guy shit
