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every time I get a paycheck I have the hardest time controlling
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every time I get a paycheck I have the hardest time controlling myself and not going up to the strip club and spending it all

anyone else this way? I love that high so much but I can't justify the cost, but it's so damn good annnngghhh
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No, I don't like giving my money to whores.
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>>25785807
Substitute the strip club with porn
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>>25785826
I watch porn at least twice a day, it's nothing compared to a lap dance
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I can understand OP but the worst thing a man can do to himself is give money to a bunch of whores.

Fuck whores. If you feel the need to watch a whore flop around just wank it and get it out of your system, and on with your day you go.
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>>25785865
even after I jerk though I still want to go see the whores

the place near me is full-nude and it's 2 way contact in private if you pay for 3 dances upfront
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Why don't you spend it on getting drinks with friends where you might meet a girl who you'll have a (only slightly) higher chance of sleeping with?
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>>25785909

...I've been in a similar spot to you. >>25785865
is me.

I'm telling you man, don't waste your life with whores. Whores are the worst. I'm not misogynistic by any means but I've been there and done that and its not worth your hard earned hours to spend away on misguided womanchildren who will seizure all over your hard pecker at the sight of a $20.

You need to overcome this crossroads somehow, I can't tell you how. All I can tell you is to not. There is nothing redeeming about those cretins.
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I don't like paying for blue balls, so I'm not into strip clubs.
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What the fuck is a strip club? Is that where Jesse Pinkman went with his RV money?
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>>25785920
>friends

where the fucck are we
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>>25786024
>he doesn't achieve release
>he doesn't jack off later to the memory

either is acceptable
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>>25786041
Why, were in outer heaven boss.
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>>25785807
My ex gf's vagina looked like that. She shaved every week for me though ;_;
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>>25786087
every night, I can feel my virginity
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>>25785807
There's a black strip club relatively near me. Or used to be. I vaguely remember hearing it was shut down because the girls were having sex with customers for money. Sucks because I have jungle fever bad.
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>>25786021
What women do you let in your life now?
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>>25786110
heartiest of keks familia
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Anyone else here have like, the utmost respect for working girls?

Maybe it's just growing up watching noir movies with the detectives showing respect for the "dames" that would come to them, but I just think they're doing a great service to the world and could never talk down to them
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>>25786103
>gf at some point
Oooh I feel so bad for you anon fuck off
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I left a stripper a 2 dollar tip the last time I went

that alone makes me feel like the biggest idiot in the wordl
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>>25785807
thats a tight ass pussy
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>>25785807
You're fucking retarded. I don't want to sound boring, but you have to have some limit on spending so you can save money/advance yourself. If you spend most/all your $$ you may as well be a slave.

I have plenty of money left over on every check and mostly it goes to saving or paying down loans. Occasionally spend on gifts, electronics, vacation etc. Even with this I'm generally ahead $8-10,000 every year after everything's paid.
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>>25785807
Get an escort. Just don't be stupid with finding one. You get to see the bare pussy you crave so much, spend so much of your money which you seem to be obsessed over as well and you actually get sex.
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>>25786827
I don't think those exist in this state

also prostitution is illegal
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>>25786850

So is sex in the champagne room, but it'd bet my balls OP would pay for it if it was offered to him.

>I don't think those exist in this state

Where is this morally upright state of which you speak? I want to move there ASAP
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>>25786883
I am OP and I don't know where one would find a escort, I live in a tiny podunk backwoods fuckhole

and escorts are only for dates anyway, prostituion is illegal
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>>25786178
i think it might just be you
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>>25786915
>escorts are only for dates anyway
either bait or the dumbest motherfucker alive
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>>25787043
prostitution is illegal anon
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>>25787063
thats why "escorts" exist fucktard. it's the legal workaround for prostitution. you pay a woman for her "time" in a private intimate area
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> Americucks can't legally pay for sex, so the most they can get is a lapdance
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>>25786086
Jacking off to the memory of a stripper makes me want to kill myself even more than I normally do.
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The struggle straight men go through to get off, lol.
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>>25785909
How much are 3 dances

My first time I ended up spending $80 and only getting 2 dances
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>Older Latina
>Nice butt and chest
>Kept checking if I came
>Accused me of being a virgin (I was)
If I had $$$ to blow I'd be over there in a second
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>>25786178

I do for some. I've known some strippers.

people are people, not all strippers are terrible human beings.If you got it use it.
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>>25786915

how old are you, no joke
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>>25788106

lol, its true though, I hear gay men say this all the time.

thank god for the emerging VR world.
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Kind of in a similar spot, OP. I enjoy going to the casino and blowing money on anime slot machines but I end up feeling like shit afterwards and with less money.
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same OP, but its with video games, I keep buy games and I didn't even play them or beat them.

then it was whores, but I stopped doing that because, part of me felt like it was just cementing me as a loser, like i could not charm women so I would pay them. It might be true but at least if I don;t do it I can deny it right.

now I just pay my bills. I have some savings. wow, life is so fun.
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Yes but not striptease, hookers. I never got the point of strip clubs you get all teased and horny but no fucking. I'd rather get horny with porn and then go visit a hooker.
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>>25788697

this is what I do.

At first I fucked escorts. you can find them on backpage

>anon that is illegal

LOL, yes and? you wont get caught ever is you are even a little careful. It was okay, of the 12 escorts I have been with, 2 were really great and 3 were terrible. the rest were alright.

What was more of a rush was driving around for street walkers, thats fucking dicey though, 8/10 times they're very ugly, not even 4/10 i'm talking shit like 40 year old chain smoking women in wigs. But every so often I see a okay girl. Street walkers are dirt cheep and give no shits, they let you do whatever.

haven't done either in a long while. the street walkers are just too few because of the strong police presence and as for escorts, well, it's not cheep and I feel like I should really be spending that money more responsibly.
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>>25785807
neet privilege means not needing to worry about spending a paycheck all in one go.
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LOL Americans are so fucked up...

I explained here how did I fuck some escorts in Spain.
>>25788097

You definitely should have sex and stop paying only to grind your cock. Shame on you!
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>Those filthy clunges
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