>go to bathroom
>see this
What do?
succc
>>25784872
yeah me too also
>>25784861
choppy choppy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H21c_PgASHE
snap it like a glowstkck
>>25784861
Stomp it into the ground as hard as I can.
Not even gay but that's a nice cock
R I C K
I
C
K
i'l suck that dick nigga...no homo though
>>25784861
I'd jack UT off if he would return the favor, I have raging homolust
>>25784861
Piss on it
>tfw women would never service a glory hole
I'd be mad.
I would have entered the stall to urinate, as I cannot urinate in urinals, and now this man has intruded upon my urinary sanctuary, once again rendering me unable to relieve myself.
>>25784861
shit on it and run out of the bathroom
>>25784861
yuck. circumcise that piece of shit
Anthony Bennett
>>25785027
I agree. I wouldn't stop on it though, that's a bit much. I think I would stream some of my piss on it, like an angry little jet of hot piss right on the enemy head. That would teach em.
Patpatpat
Whip out my dick
Frot
cum
"t-thanks"
Carress it, make him feel good, the whip my dick out and rub it against his
I would pee on his dick. Getting hard thinking about desu.
ask if he has a condom
Stab stab stab!!
leave apple store
>23 posts
>2 users
other guy, you're a big faggot leave my board
piss on it, leave
>>25785695
23 users, 2 images
be a fucking man and suck his fucking dick (no homo bro)
>>25785619
apple stores don't have a public restroom retard
why are android fans so stupid?
Step on it. It'd be funny.
>>25785695
Your new is showing bruh
>>25784861
Realistically, I'd scream and kick or stomp it, as a reflex
>>25784861
I think I'd just laugh and be like "Dude why"
>>25785769
"aren't you gay dude? you look gay. just suck my dick bro"
Wonder how the fuck he's positioned his body to keep his erect penis just inches above the ground. He's obviously not kneeling, that would put it 2 feet above the ground.
I would half suspect it's a dildo but I don't think they make them with foreskin.
take out my knife and jam the blade into the uritrea
>>25784903
>>25784914
>>25784948
>>25785592
These guys have the right idea. Cause as much harm to that penis as possible.
People should be punished for being too horny. Wanting anonymous gay sex in a bathroom is pure degeneracy. If you're that horny you don't deserve a dick, you deserve castration.
>>25785819
He obviously is kneeling.
>>25784861
"hey dude the urinals are over there hahah"
we all make mistakes, we're only human.
>>25784861
kick as hard as i can with steel toe boot
Stick a needle down his urethra
>no in this fucking thread has posted this.
I'm disappointed in you /r9k/.
Take a giant shit on it.
>>25785846
>he's never had his dick sucked thru a gloryhole.
Youre fucking missing out.
>>25786185
Enjoy your syphillis and herpes bro.
>Go next stall, do same.
>>25786200
Have neither.
But good luck believing in the "all gay sex= STDs" meme
>>25786181
Read the thread you dumbass.
I'd pull out my phone and start recording a snap chat story. Then I'd kick it as hard as I could.
>>25786219
Well I assumed you did this through craigslist or grindr which is essentially STD central.
>fold tiny origami hat
>place it on penis
>ready my knife in case of attack
>>25785619
Classic post
>>25784861
Stroke it. :3
Mummify it with the toilet paper.
>>25784861
Suck it and make it cum like a good boy.
>>25785800
Ill do it after he told me that, why am i such a huge gay slut.
>tfw wishing this would happen to me one day
>>25787885
>tfw I have this feels too
>>25784861
>Remove tank cover
>drop it a swiftly scoop a.piece and slash dick
>run for your life
Stomp on it as hard as I can.
Every person should have the right to shit and piss in peace.
Aight how many of ya'll are gonna do some gay ass shit to that dick?
>>25787957
Depends if it's a nice dick or not
I'd go far with a nice one desu.
offer to go somewhere sanitary
>remove my pants and gently lower my anus onto the cock
>he doesn't know what's gonna happen
>let him start fucking for a while to lower his guard
>suddenly
>tighten my anus so he can't move or escape from its vicelike grip
>clench my stomach and set off an avalanche of diarhea from deep within myself
>burning hot spicy diarhea
>it goes into his bladder, filling it with shit, and causes distension to his urethra and interal tubes
>release my anus and he stumbles off, not knowing what horror had just been done to him
>he pisses shit for the next three days and is rendered permenantly infertile from the shitstorm
>tfw whenever in public restrooms have gay fantasies of rushing into a stall and whipping my dick out
>>25784861
My freshman year at Mizzou the first time I went to the campus library I walked in on a man passionately deepthroating another man in a bathroom stall.
im straight but thats a nice one.
id jack it off with one hand while jacking my own towards it, making sure i finish all over it and making sure none of the other dick's germs touch me anywhere but my one hand.
stamp down on i as hard as i can and run
>>25784861
I take a shit on it.
>>25784861
spit then step
>>25784861
Slash with my pocket knife
Freak out and stomp on it thinking it's a snake.
try to locate its owner
>>25784861
Kick it and reeeeeeeeeeee coz his cock is twice mine
>>25784861
Release nutrients
Cause mayhem
Return to den
Make thread
Drink Mtn Dew Code Red
cautiously touch it and wrap my hand around it, then slowly rub it while transitioning down to put it in my mouth
>>25784861
dab some capsaicin on the head
>>25784861
Quietly zip and button my pants and undo the lock. And then kick it as hard as I can and run
>>25785040
Shekelestein plz
>>25784861
While I would love to get down and suck it, it's just too risk to do to a random dick.
I would give him a handjob and make it cum all over the floor though.
>>25784861
take a video of me kicking it or pissing on it
>>25786185
Have fun get your dick chopped off
>>25784861
drop hydrochloric acid on this faggots dick
Pass out from the stench of dick cheese.
hang my fedora on it like all enlightened gentlemen do
>>25784861
>what I want to do
Stamp on it.
>what i'd probably end up doing IRL
Ignore it and pretend that it never happened
>>25784872
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
turn up
take a picture of it
Looks like tranny dick
>>25784861
Excuse me sir, your penis is in my stall. Please remove it.
>>25784861
hum WTF?
>>25796245
Nice boots.
w2c?
>>25784861
That looks exactly like my cock, so I would celebrate that my cloning experiment went well I guess.
>>25796612
how would you celebrate anon?
>>25796786
IDK why don't you tell me. Anyone wanna compliment that dick or something, since it's exactly the same as mine and I'm too shy to post myself?
>>25796245
Better idea
>>25795918
zozzle
"Next time, be more careful where you put your tallywacker."
>>25796431
are you fucking joking? those boots are fucking gross dude
Whip out my own and start a sword fight
>>25784861
In all fairness, though, I'd warn him to put it away before I amputated.
>>25784861
I'm not gay or anything-I like the pussy-but I have to admit, that's a beautiful penis.
Porn has so many cutfags. It's nice to see someone who's uncut for once.
