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>ugly as fuck
>ridiculously massive penis
i am a walking contradiction
post your rare feels
>>25784787
Maybe you can fuck yourself with your huge cock faggot
>>25784787
see obscure >>25778315
Why not work in porn industry, OP?
>really smart
>really clumsy and absent minded
People think I'm dumb so they treat me like shit sometimes
>>25784809
This right here.
Go fuck yourself OP.
>Roman Catholic
>Want a dyke friend
Start doing porn op
Nobody gives a shit if you are ugly as long you are not fat
>>25784837
>really dumb
>quick witted with an excellent vocabulary
People tell me all the time that I'm too smart, funny, etc... to be such a loser. Jokes on them.
>decently beyond average looks, intelligence, and social capability
>still a pathetic hikkikomori with no friends
>>25784787
>>25784873
Or at least let a robot suck it every once and a while
>>25784787
> Be 6'2", size 15W shoe size, head so big can't find hat anywhere wear floppy toques as regular hat. Have 4" penis.
>>25784787
> who is Ron Jeremy?
Just become a rich porn star.
op here, do you... d-do you gguys want a pic?
>>25785094
No thanks
>>>/lgbt/
>>25785094
how long is it? I mean how big is ridiculous?
>>25785094
Curious what you consider "huge", but otherwise, not really.
>>25785094
Depends. Is it actually big or are full of shit?
>>25785094
I want the benis
>>25785094
dicture, only if it's a feminine dick
>>25784787
pics, son, we (I) need them
>>25785094
yeah hook as up senpai
>>25785094
please btfo all the dicklets senpai
>>25785094
Post a pic with a ruler or something that shows the size.
>look like a chad
>qt's form study groups with me and give me looks when i walk by them
>i actually have aspergers
y-you too
>>25784787
>hot as fuck
>massive penis
And all I do is sit inside...
here you go people, it's the best i can do, wiimote for scale
>>25785859
clip your fingernails faggot
>>25785859
Feb 10, 2009 - The Nintendo Wii Remote is 5.75 inches or about 14.5 cm long. At its thickest point it is 1.5 inches. Source(s): Just measured my Wii Remote.
top kek
>>25784992
a-are you me?
i think you're me, anon
>>25785859
>>25785929
That means his dick is about 7 inches long
>>25785965
MASSIVE? no.
>>25785929
not sure why thats a top kek, his Dick looks fairly impressive. Not the Chad Thundercock slayer he may of thought, but still above average.
>>25785983
it's pretty massive girth wise 2bh
>godlike potential in looks, intelligence, charisma.
>alcoholic wastoid.
>decent face aesthetics
>late puberty so I look like I'm 10 when I'm 19
I-i'll look young when I'm old r-right?
>decently sociable and have had a gf
>disappointing 5.5"
WHY THE FUCK CANT I HAVE HAD A LARGE, THICK PENIS
WHY WHY WHY WHY
>tfw ur about to drink milk but it was actually water
>>25784787
>did well in school
>can't find a white collar job
>>25785859
Circumcision manages to make dicks go to 0/10 from 7+/10
> 5/10 face not the best looking
> avg if not below avg intelligence but still I try my best
> autistic
> avg size penis
> unappealing body, not a big boi
> avg size peepee
> little to no friends, barely talk to anyone
> that feel when you pass by a qt3.14 but then you realize that you never had a chance
>handsome
>incredibly physically gifted
>your entire view of people was molded by your little brothers suicide
>people bullied him
> seeing the same people piggy back his death in order to shitpost on facebook about who was a better imaginary friend to him
>hate all normalfags
>Still a virgin at 24
My sole purpose in life is to become successful out if spite towards normal fucks, so when i make it i can shit on anyone who does shit like this.
