>tfw no cutie NEET bf to lie in bed with and kiss while simultaneously stroking one another's stiff cocks and occasionally grinding the tips and shafts together between little gasps and groans of excited pleasure
Are you around Minneapolis senpai?
tfw cute neet boy but no bf/gf
>tfw no filthy weebshit friend to smoke weed and play JRPGs with
:(
>>25783453
That sounds amazing; so long as I can suck on your sweaty cock and eat your butthole out too.
>>25783469
That's kind of gay, sorry.
How do you feel about short, fat, hairy men?
Burn in hell faggots
>>25783809
Sorry, I only like qt traps and smooth twinks.
>>25783842
Well at least I tried.
>>25783865
If you were my friend and we were just hanging out and I trusted you I'd probably be willing to suck you off or something though desu
>>25783887
I think I'd rather just have a nice cuddle.
ey b0ss cen i hab teh gay bf plz?
>>25783469
When you say butthole do you mean pristine trap butthole that's perfectly shaven and maintained, or do you mean neet butthole that's obviously been soaped but is still sweaty and gross? Because if you mean the latter you can lick my butthole all fucking day
>>25783469
i want the second part. where do you live?
>>25783403
>tfw no tranny to frot with and cum all over his little baby dick
That's the dream anon
>tfw you're chubby and hairy but only like smooth twinks
Fug
>tfw skinny twink and the only person to ever show interest in me is chubby
Should I suck him off?
>>25784074
If he has a nice dick why not?
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>small cock with phimosis
>too masculine to trap
why god why
>>25783403
I'm somewhat of a nest and I'm sorta cute. I'd be down to try it out.
>>25784110
Because I'm a KV and I'm scared of lewd things!
>>25784284
Suck my dick instead
I'm skinny
>>25784295
Sure, where are you?
>>25784321
new york fucboi
>tfw no completely straight male friend to cuddle with and love in a completely platonic way
>>25784363
Abraham Lincoln please go
>>25784343
Too far from me, sorry!
>tfw you're a cutie neet, probably pretty top tier here, and you know that you could make so many robots fall in love with you but all you want is to find somebody who you feel like actually understands you
>tfw your heart flutters anytime somebody says something philosophical that is actually based in science and not just some ridiculous un-disprovable idea
>tfw you just wanna sit quietly with them, mutually aware of our inability to truly communicate the profundity of feelings and ideas within our minds
>>25784406
Where do you live
Maybe I'll pay you a visit :^)
>>25784426
Get back on Steam faggot, I'm bored.
>>25784486
W-what, anon?
>>25784517
You sound exactly like my steam friend except slightly more gay.
>>25784426
kek, calling for fedorasbut srsly gimme contact
Can someone explain to me why r9k has the most faggots?
>tfw will never frot with a trap or futa
>tfw not 2D
>>25784557
*tips fedora*kik is volatilecake
>>25784586
Because we tend to be very lonely; less connected with societal/social norms. This is probably closer to the natural amount of homosexuality in sexual(ly dimorphic) beings. Historically, society has repressed (usually worse) homosexuality, so the frequency of it in most humans is.. Repressed
>tfw no small group of qt neet friends to meet up with every few days and have a lewd cuddle/masturbation/oral orgy with
we could draw straws and the loser has to eat everyone's cum, and there's that one feminine sissy that always wants the shortest straw but rarely gets it and when he does he enthusiastically swallows up every drop and thanks us one by one with a nice hug
>>25784586
Oh also those who are already conscious of their homosexual tendencies , instead of simply repressing them, may become outcasted for feeling different or unacceptable, so potentially more likely to be loners and have sad lives?
>>25784803
That sounds fucking amazing anon
>You will never be able to get over your sexual insecurity
>You will never feel comfortable enough with someone to be lewd
>>25783887
That's fine with me. That's the kind of friend I'd like but will never have.
>>25784803
>neet
>qt
Nigger you best be joking
>Gay shit on /r9k/
you faggots are gonna bring Rick Santorum back.
>>25784426
>philosophical that is actually based in science
Most retarded thing I've ever heard. Kill yourself or cut your tongue and break your fingers off retard.
>>25784842
i know that feel, anon
>>25784836
what would also be nice is the one who draws the shortest straw gets to be the centre of attention all day. we'd lie them on the bed, strip them naked, and each give them the spa treatment. he'd get a head massage, foot rubs, we'd help shave any stubble around his qt neet cock, really just make him feel special. everyone's hands running all over his body, kissing him up and down, each of us taking turns to make out with him. after he's nice and relaxed and happy it's his turn to suck us all off, and once we're done i'll sit him down on my lap and make him keep his hands behind his back as i stroke him off and tell him how much of a good boy is and how we all love him.
i guess it would be overwhelming to have two guys kissing your neck and nibbling your ears as the rest lap at your nipples and balls, but i think he'd enjoy it.
>>25784900
i know. i'm not cute. ;_;
i think if i really start to work on myself i could get to the point where i'd be at least not so unattractive nobody would want me there. i'd put lots of effort into pleasuring my friends to make up for the invitation. they wouldn't regret it!tfw fantasising about drawing the short straw
>>25784972
That sounds so fucking incredible, goddamn. I wish all boys in the world were just qt traps.
>>25784937
Did he browse here a lot?
>>25784988
wanna talk more about it in private, qt? got a skype?
>>25784941
Debate me faggot, the point of philosophy is to be the tendrils considering scientific possibility outside the bounds of the currently quantifiable. Philosophy is blind without science and science knows nothing without philosophy
A lot of philosophy is literally pointless or just dumb though. Like when people use philosophy to 'prove' something. The only acceptable evidence is quantifiable
>tfw no bf that wants to be cuddled while watching anime and wouldn't mind sucking on dick
>>25783842
What short chubby hairless boy that are turning into qt traps? Diet, excercise and a nice beauty regime are doing wonders.
>>25785012If you post your Skype I'll add you, or you can send it to me at a throwaway [email protected]
>>25785114
Cockmail is down so see picture. That's a zero on the end. Add me!
>>25785050
From what I can tell, what you're talking about is making logical inductions from the current scientific model(s) in order to find possible truths about the workings of the physical realm. Logical induction comes from philosophy but is not itself philosophy all-encompassing.
Logic comes before science, transcends science, and is the foundation for science. Logic does not depend on science but the opposite is true. Physical evidence is quantifiable via math which is also a symbolic logic. Logic is needed to form the language and the math necessary for performing quantifiable science.
Even now, we're debating using just logic. Where is the quantifiable evidence in this dispute? Just logic.
>>25784343
I'm in vt cum to me
>>25785050
You're fucking retarded. Your argument makes no sense, given that it's qualitative and you only accept evidence that is quantifiable.
>>25784995
He went down a bad road and now he shows the evils of homosexuality and what that lifestyle may lead to.
>tfw no Bailey Jay gf
End me
>>25784343
Are you a smooth skinny qt in ny? Have skype or kik?
am i the only one here who's really grossed out at the idea of anyone sucking their dick
i guess i'm just too submissive but it just seems kind of pathetic and weird to me, like you're so desperate for dick you'll even suck some gross neet's barely-passing weiner
>>25786179
>>25785399
w-who do I pick?
>>25786293
The guy from vt or both. Maybe we can have a 3 way ;)
>>25786435
Would you suck my dick and make me cum?I need it at least twice a day
>>25783842
How do you feel about lean, muscular tall men?
>>25786508
I'll let you fuck my virgin ass and suck your dick.
>>25784586
Prison gay
The prison is their own social ineptitude
>>25786558
>the opportunity to fuck tight virgin ass raw
Tempting...
>>25786644
Please do it I want to be on my back while you fuck my ass hard and jerk my dick.
>>25786719
>I want to be on my back while you fuck my ass hard and jerk my dick
My what you have become
>>25784803
>robot sissies cat-fighting over the short straw
>>25786832
Your sex slave daddy
>tfw no local virgin robotbutt to fuck and lose your virginity with
Fug
>>25786899
Does little slut have a skype?
>>25786957
Have an email
[email protected]
