Starting a thread because the other one looks gay
Just spent my last 5 bux to get these fuckers. But at least it will last a couple hours.
What r u losers drinking?
>>25779307
I'll write some lines in the meanwhile
A promise made by the brilliance of light.
A promise made reminded of every day and night.
To speak to god as his child I don't waste my breath
For when I was born I was promised death.
These are really good. By really good, I mean only slightly worse than the shitty margaritas served by shitty mexican restaurants on $2 margarita night.
I got a 40 of PBR but I ate toco bell so I was drinking it too slow. I have a pint of UV vodka and a 20oz bottle of Gatorade. I'm drinking the Gatorade and filling it back up with vodka every time the volume gets down to the end of the round part of the top of the bottle. This should get me drunk within one cs go match and I can finish the beer later.
>>25779508
Steel reserves will always hold a place in my heart. But im not a fan of high sugar and alcohol content in one. It gives me mud butt . But a typical poor and alkie choice. Enjoy!
>>25779521
That vodkas gonna get you just hope you don't vomit up that taco bell. I for one can't drink flavored vodkas just give me the rubbing alcohol straight
I steal a bottle of liquor from grocery stores around my area, i do this every day, cycling through each one, as i have hardly any money and not 21
>>25779673
Do you go for the 151?
https://youtu.be/x0q8Oho_RjM
>>25779728
if the store doesn't have that thingy on the bottle then yeh
>>25779803
Oh I see. Why does it matter though. Do you run out or sneak it in your pants in the void where your penis should have been?
>>25779307
So are all alcoholics poor? Or just the majority of them? Is this thread so we can make fun of you? Or just to talk about drinks?
This was just delivered to me. Who else getting twisted? (Drunk and high)
>>25779885
neither. i walk in with a bag from that store, walk one of my routes and put the bottle in the bag without anyone seeing me, and then walk out with confidence. if i don't already have a bag ready i go in and place the bottle on my exit route so after i buy something cheap i can go pick it up.
one store in my area is so wide open and lightly staffed after 8pm i just walk out of the storer with it in my hand like nothing happened
>>25779915
I know many alcoholics who make good money. And why not both? I always make fun of poor alcoholics while being one. It's part of the lifestyle. Here's a good song to explain. But the whole album is great.
https://youtu.be/yr1opNPP5FI
>>25779965
Damn where do you live? Obviously not a big city .
Also you guys ama in all modesty I cherish my wisdom over all else and will be happy to help howevery I can whether it be an open ear or a soft tongue.
>>25780044
actually a pretty big city next to a very well known big city
i used to shoplift for a living so it's pretty easy wherever i go, except for tiny tiny stores that are very crowded
>tfw sober for the first time in a week
Not as bad as quitting smoking was, but fuck me I want a beer.
>>25780134
I fucked that up. I meant I've spent a week sober for the first time in a long time.
>>25780099
Interesting. I too grew up stealing shit. Pokemon cards were my specialty I was 7 roaming around stores with my mom with a razor in my pocket. I would cut the plastic and the pack inside. Mind you this was when pokemon was hit shit and my holographic charizard was my prized possesion. Always while my mom was waiting in line. Never got caught. I got away with a damn good amount . What got you started?
>>25780134
Cigs are evil. I'm glad I started smoking weed before tobacco. It made my tastes biased towards actual flavor . But I do enjoy a good cigar like twice a year.
>>25780265
My nigger, I stole entire boxes from a store that would leave them on their counter.
On topic, I like jack and coke because I'm a pleb.
>>25779613
The UV flavored vodka is too sweet and only 30%. The unflavored vodka is pretty good for a $10 a bottle vodka.
Lone Star.
It's the only sensible thing to drink at 7/11 prices.
>>25780396
It's a lager right? What can you compare it to? Natty ice?
>>25780265
haha nice.
Well parents kicked me out, was homeless. early on i met this dude, and he's like 45, but he's homeless too. anyway he teaches me his ways.
me and him had this partner thing going on for a while to make more money, so we'd make anywhere from 400-600 a day.
by myself i'd make 150-300 a day, spent money on hotel rooms and horse.
i almost exclusively stole from walmart, no no reason in particular other than i was sure i could do it
so what i'd do is hit 3 walmarts a day, almost always the same one. i'd do the hardest one first and the easiest last, the easiest being the one store where they don't have those greeters who check for receipts
so i'd go in the store with my long recepit in my pocket for later use. get a cart, place all the stuff that doesnt go into bags on the outer edge of the cart, fill the inner bit with small and expensive shit. i top off the cart with the obligatory paper towel packs
Then i walk right out the front door with a full cart, which nobody every expects, the greeter looks at my recepit as i keep walking by and nods
then i go to the laundromat and sell papertowels and detergent for half off to mexicans
>>25780442
It's the same price as natty ice, but it's the same quality as PBR.
>>25780331
Looking back it was dumb but I have no regrets .displaying crackhead traits for literal drawn Japanese trading cards. I still love pokemon tho even tho I don't watch it. I used to play it alot on my 3ds that I pawned for reasons. Hurricane 40s are good blog beer .
>>25779922
How do you get dabs delivered, that seems fun.
>>25780358
Yeah give mee that taaka, if not popov is fine.
>>25780299
THIS
Like no offense to any smokers, but I could not get addicted to cigarettes, I've never once been like "Damn gotta go get a cig, shit." I smoked weed first too though, and that's probably why they just don't entice me at all.
>>25780464
That's watsup dude. A skill not known by normie scum. But seriously when shtf weasel ways and snake moves keeps you alive. Half the world needs to die. Anyone ever go on the cyber/cypher punk Russian sites on tor? Had some cool nihilist stuff .
>>25780493
Fuck it pbr for a buck or 2 less sounds good to me. What's the abv?
>>25780655
4.65%. About what you'd expect.
>>25780528
Medical marijuana doctor recommendation in california. And it cost me 50 a gram. Flavor is out of this world. Og flavor with fruit and pineapple undertones.
>>25780655
>>25780738
Oh I forgot to mention, you basically have to live in Texas, at least to get it at it's correct price.
>>25780743
it's nice and golden, lucky ducky
>>25780578
And they also give you some kind of ptsd or psychosis if you do hard drugs and smoke cigarettes. You'll smoke so much cigarettes that the times you were all paranoid in a small motel room with 6 other tweakers everyone you smoke a cigarette it will subtly remind you of that mindstate. Especially if you entered a small room and are smoking a cigarette. . Source? The hood nigga I seent it.
>>25780738
>>25780757
Sounds good enough. And yeah i knew that already but thanks . I had some good elysian brewing co. Ipa the other day.
>>25780759
I consider myself a connoisseur of sorts. Just like a douche. But seriously I try to get best quality always.
Thank you all for this meager yet infinitely great thread
>>25779307
Cheap case o beer.
>>25779307
BTW 5 dollars of alcohol does not last 2 hours, no matter what it is, kid.
>>25781296
It's what the threads kinda about.... have any diagnoses?
>>25781323
BTW 5 dollars of alcohol does not last 2 hours, no matter what it is, kid.
That is my diagnosis.
>>25781318
2 40 ounce bottles of malt liquor at 8.1%
My friend
I can get Natty Daddy which is 8% abv in a 25oz $1 each.
So usually I'll grab 4 and then have a few shots of vodka with it
>>25781347
lol that will not last 2 hours my kid. but enjoy the dirty 20 minute drunken buzz.
>>25781338
Try 2
>>25781379
yeah kid, that will not last 2 hours
>>25781365
You know what you are doing. This kid does not.
Drinking a can of Baltica. It's a chilean beer. It has bad reputation because it's cheap, but it's really good. It's my favorite beer.
I was drinking more beer before so I'm kinda buzzed.
>>25781347
You are just being an asshole by pretending that will get you drunk for a night, fuck you.
>>25781374
Well either way one sees it it will accompany my high very well.
On a side note talk to me .... I mean like why are you angry? You portray yourself as older so I hope it's apt I ask if you're having children/wife or family in general problems? In this site we know nothing about each other why not let me know? Everyone has shit going on but definitely some more than others.
>>25781425
Well guess what natty daddy doesn't exist where I'm at and I'm quite aware booze is cheaper in some places than others. I mean in a new Orleans bar 20 bux gets you and 3 whores drunk. In LA that's like 2 drinks of decent beer at best.
But there are nice dive bars with nice cheap rolling rock 1 dallah.>>25781425
>>25781449
No shame in representing your roots. Cheers dude. How the cocaine?
>>25781465
A couple hours is not a night the night is young. Anyways watsup with you dude.
Do they call it "Edge" because it...
A. Takes the edge off
B. The ABV is on the edge of what is legally allowable
C. It's 3edgy?
>>25783074
It's because it markets to teenagers with an "edge"
>>25783074
They regulate cheap high abv beer in some states which is why the category "malt liquor" exists. I live in California where they don't care, as far as I know it's mostly near the south. I've had some 10.5% abv stout that was really fucking delicious. And I've had some 12%+ abv barley wine that was very enjoyable but had a burn like a good brandy. I think millercoors called this product "Icehouse edge" because it takes you to the edge of how drunk you can get for spending almost no money at all.
>>25781542
Only did that once. Kinda crazy man, I could've killed a bear that night.
bro iu could drink both of those in an hour maybe 2 tops step ur game up sone that said im drinking rolling rock right now and though i dont usually like dark beer( i drink shitty piss beer all the time) im still enjoying them and feeling a decent buzz
Been sober since I'm broke as fuck, I got 2 dollars so I might buy a 40oz tomorrow. on the topic of cigarettes, I like like to smoke while I'm on opiates, a pack can go for 5-6 dollars, that is 2 40oz.
>>25781449
everyone in my family hated that beer, I only had it once when I was 12.
>>25783910
Rolling rock is a pale ale u faggot
I bought a case of seasonal Sierra Nevada a few days ago.
I wish I'd gotten Lagunitas instead, I have to drink way too many of these fucking things to feel anything.
>>25785581
my nigga, lagunitas is the shit.
>>25779508
>hostess fruit pies
MY FUCKING NIGGER
Had some MD 20/20 for the first time. The buzz was nice for an hour but it's going away and already got a headache.
