>the modern incarnation of America's greatest hero is a Chad
>>25775380
Thats kinda the point of him though isnt it? Thats he's the best example of what a human being should be, ironically because he's not human
>>25775426
>preying on drunk women is the best example of what humans should be
Superman's always been a chad tho
But at least he's a nice one
>>25775380
If Superman isn't a Chad then there are no Chads.
a fuckin illegal alien is what he is
>>25775448
I want tumblr to leave.
fuck off robot
>>25775991
Nice? Son, he's a fucking douchebag.
Nice thread, from the thumbnail everyone will assume it's Spiderman, but it's actually an entirely empty complaint.
>>25775991
>attracts bullshit from space to earth
>causes billions in property damage "fixing" problems the police/military had covered
>attentionwhores in a suit custom made to show off gainz
>nice
>>25776100
>implying you could deport him to space
>>25775380
>capeshit
>ever
>>25777027
Modern Superman is a pretty good guy.
Everyone should aspire to be Superman.
>>25778175
Modern superman is a fag lover
>>25778196
Superman loves all people and believes in giving everyone a chance to prove themselves.
So what if he loves fags? They're human too.
>>25778245
>So what if he loves fags? They're human too.
And they should still be gassed
>>25778267
See, anon. This is why Clark is a much better person than you are.
Dick is the supreme gay boy anyway. Midnighter (officially gay) is constantly commenting on his ass. Pretty good stuff.
Of all the impotent beta power fantasy comicbook heroes... Superman is the most cringeworthy.
>>25778309
>This is why Clark is a much better person than you are.
He isn't though
Besides Lex Luthor is a better person than Superman anyway
>>25778336
Lex Luthor is constantly doing shit that fucks over Metropolis and could possibly get tons of civilians killed. He's a shady business man that doesn't mind ruining someones life.
Depends on how he's written though. When he's ambiguous and written as a person who truly believes he's saving the world from an alien threat I like it. It makes sense that Superman could turn on the Earth at any time he likes.
>>25778380
>m-muh civilians
Yeah yeah forty cakes
He literally invents everything and singlehandedly made metropolis a decent city
Superman just attracts alien planet busters
I want to start reading superman but I don't know where to begin. Whenever I search for the comic there are a billion different ones. What do?
>>25778445
Start by throwing any superman you see in the trash and get daredevil
>>25778412
>doesn't believe in preserving innocent human life
literally trash
>>25778460
Saw the series. Breddy gud but I want le epikk super powers though.
>>25778548
>I want le epikk super powers though
Watch dragonball z then
Or read the manga
>>25778548
If you actually want to read Superman comics here's the recommended reading list from reddit because I'm too lazy to put one together.
>Early Years:
Man of Steel
Secret Origins
Superman: Birthright
Superman for All Seasons
Superman: Kryptonite
Superman and the Men of Steel
>Later Years:
For the Man Who Has Everything
Lex Luthor: Man of Steel
The Death of Superman
For Tomorrow
Last Son of Krypton
Superman: Brainiac
DC One Million
>Alternate Reality Stories:
Superman: Speeding Bullets
Superman: Red Son
Superman: Secret Identity
All-Star Superman
Superman: Earth One
Superman: Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?
Kingdom Come
My favourite alt. universe one is Superman: Red Son. Basically it's a what if where Superman lands in Russia instead. Also liked Kingdom Come.
>incoming pleb remarks
>>25778592
>on /r9k/
>thinking I haven't watched/read DBZ
Normie REE
Just tell me which superman to read first.
>capeshit
Stop doint this to yourselves.
>>25778695
None because he's shit
Read aquaman
>>25778675
also here's /co/ reading list for DC characters.
I don't know if it's actually associated with /co/ but whatever.
http://comraderecs.tumblr.com/post/18865609991/dc-comic-recommendations
>>25775380
American Alien isn't the best representation of Clark's character. It's a decent story so far though. In the context of the story, he's been mistaken for Bruce Wayne after dragging someone to safety on his Yacht. I don't blame him for Chadding it up, especially since he's not even Superman at this point.
>>25775380
>nu-superman is a Chad
I miss my post-Crisis on Infinite Earths robot Superman who nobody understands and is infinitely terrified of not being able to connect to anyone because of who and what he is.
>>25777736
don't insult the fucking suit
>western "art"
>>25778675
Holy shit that's a lot of fucking supermans. Thanks for the list, man of steel it is for now.
>>25778793
So do I, that was best superman.
Mary Jane looks like a teenaged boy.
I must be retarted or maybe I just cannot relate at all, but what's your point? You're not chad or something? Become him then or not and just shut up about it. Post something cool or do something else. (y). Your welcome.
>>25779341
How can Japanese "art" even compete?
>>25775380
He might be. But he seems like a nice guy, and I honestly wished normies looked up to him more often than unlikable normie douchebags like IronMan nowadays
>>25779649
Iron Man is a normie about as much as Elon Musk is
>>25779637
Because they wouldn't draw a robe around Jesus' pelvis specifically to hide that he was circumcised. (Honestly, how many of you robots knew that?)
>>25779544
>I must be retarded
Could not have said it better myself.
>>25779717
Iron man is a turbo normal.
>alcholic
>obnoxious douche (for good reason, but still a douche.)
>started world war hulk with a bunch of other pricks.. (forget.)
There's more but I don't remember as I haven't read anything ironman in years.
Probably daddy issues too.
>>25779544
I agree, all chads in fiction are to inspire you to become him.
Some will deny it though.
>>25779717
he's an unlikable douche who normies love for being a wealthy chad in recent IM movies
>>25778313
What the fuck is he even doing?
>>25778245
>your treat
Wow, fuck you Bruce you billionaire twat.
>>25778313
that would be goku
>>25778675
Red Son was really good, I heard they're making an animated film.
