So anon, tell me about yourself & your friends
>>25773493
"Get away from me and let me enjoy my meal in peace you cunt."
I lift.
I enjoy piss porn
>>25773493
*pick up fry*
WHOA! That's a long fry.
*laugh nervously*
And friend and I took my dog on a walk in the park last night, did you know that they turned the pond in the park into community fishing water? I haven't been fishing in years, we should go sometime and enjoy the morning air.
>>25773493
W-well uuuh...
*wakes up*
>tfw not near any steak 'n shakes or in 'n outs
just end it familia
>>25773493
>implying id date a pasty ass white hoe
Why would I be eating merkan junk food? That's ridiculous.
>Why would I want to bum you out with that crap? We just met, let's keep things light.
If she gets insulted then hey, whatever, fuck 'er.
>>25773834
This is the perfect response.
>>25773947
Cringed. Cumdumpsters don't care about that sort of thing
thats a swole burger bun, jheezus
>>25773529
>>25773774
>>25773834
kek'd. Those buns are pretty tasty looking though
>>25773493
Well, I'm working my ass off to hit that $60k mark this year and finish my degree in engineering, and after a long day at the office I go out for steak, then go home to drink scotch and listen to jazz. What I don't do is date girls 10 years younger than myself.
Oh, and you're paying for your order, I'm not going to be the creep who gets arrested for grooming a child.
All of my best friends are 2D girls.
