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What is it like to be a failure?
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Hey neets! How does it feel to be a failure at life?

What is it like being told to get a job knowing that the highest you can achieve is flipping burgers? Are you scared of mommy dying and you being cast out into the big bad world?

Me? I'm living it up enjoying my independence and my job! Do not be too salty that you can't get a great job like me, we can't all be successful

>>please mommy don't die
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>>> pic related, neet fuel
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>>who you think you are
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>>Who you actually are
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>tfw pilot wagelord
Making moneys and flying honeys
Also have avionics certification and uav license in case self-piloting planes come out
Comfy pilot job, only have to talk to ATC and copilot who is mah nigga
Flight attendants (We call them sky hookers) are aging and easy fugs
Bitches spill a waterfall from the panties when they hear about your plane
No commitment, constant travel, come home to apartment for a few days and then back out for more fun
Enjoy staying at home watching animey, neetcucks
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>>25771744
>> neets will never know this feel
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>>25771403
>tfw inherited 50 milion
>can you compete with the masterneet, wagekek?
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>>25771801
kek, you cannot lie so easily to someone so educated, plebian
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>>25771403
> >>>
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get the fuck out mofo, you don't belong on this site desu
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>>25771403

SHIT IS SO CASH
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>>25771918
Only after you get a job
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>>25771872
>when the money you win from taxes is bigger than the salary this cuck wins
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>>25771951
>> 'win from taxes'

See, dumb shit like this is why you are a neet.
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>>Reminder neets
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>>25772035
Mummy won't always be around, NEETs
Love her while you can
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This thread is truth

:^)
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There's no pressure, so it works out.
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>>25772244
For now, the pressure will hit you when you reach 30+, left behind... discarded like a christmas tree in january, watching others living successfully
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I'm being supported by my rich dad, I own my own apartment already at 23. It would take you ten to fifteen years in your minimum wage to pay for.
If daddy dies I would only get richer wich I wish won't happen I. A long ass time since daddy's fortune grows bigger every year.
Meanwhile I get a college professor to come to my home and teach me to draw twice a week
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>>25772284
>>teach me to draw
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>>25772316
Fastest way to success. But I guess a book is good too is you are poor.
Gotta kill those hours between first and second shift am I right
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>tfw successful interview for a non-shit non-deadend decent-paying job
>tfw two more interviews lined up
>tfw will soon escape neetcuckoldry
>tfw will soon be able to move out and have independence.

Feels gud.
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>>25772472
Congratz brah, you are evolving from plebdum to wagelord and master of your future
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>>25772436
>>a book is good too you are poor.

only achievement you will ever be able to proclaim.
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