Remember that I'm lurking in the shadows robots laughing at your dumb problems and insecurities.
Tfw get paid to lurk r9k
Tfw bang multiple grills every week
Tfw I do whatever I want
Tfw when I'm successful at life because I want to be and you could to if you didn't bitch so much
Tfw I was 110 pound freshman nerd and evolved into chad because I wanted too.
Pic related its my bicep
Enjoy.
>>25760899
>paid to lurk here
Lord have mercy
>>25760899
Make your bed, filthy faggot.
Thursday night. No plans. No girls over. Just time to shit post on 4chan. Yes sir you certainly do strike me as a winner.
>>26760922
What he means is he has an hourly job with enough downtime to play on his phone
Feels.good man
>>25760983
I'm at work, talking to like 10 diff grills on tinder though, have about 200 matches.
Why do you feel the need to lurk here, and brag about yourself? What do you gain from this? Do you want to believe you're the best? You mention you were a scrawny freshmen before. Did people target you, telling you you were weak and that you would never get any pussy? Is that why you need to lurk here to feel good about yourself?
I don't understand people who intentionally set out to be a douchebag.
>>25761113
Oh, so you talk to girls on tinder. Why not IRL like a man?
200 matches doesn't mean anything tangible. Just that some computer program thinks you might POSSIBLY get along with these people, based on (probably false) information you input.
>>25761166
I dunno, but it brings the lulz
>>25761113
>>how I imagine you
What a catch you are.
>>25760983
>being so omega you invent fantasies about normal peoples lives and then judge others based on them
>lulz
>2016
>>25761203
>he doesn't understand how matching in tinder works!
It means 200 females found him attractive enough to fuck
>>25761203
I do talk to girls in real life. No false info just that pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed lol. Oh and that I like whiskey and kickboxing.
>>25760899
>Tfw I was 110 pound freshman nerd and evolved into chad because I wanted too.
No, you just went through puberty, retard.
>>25761223
LOL if this is UK, I live by Bedford Park too.
Wanna hang out lad?
>>25761232
Why do you imagine me as Louis ck?
>>25761223
If you're such a catch, how come you're single? Must be something wrong with you if 200+ alleged women don't want to be in a relationship with you.
BTW, here's the last text my GF sent me. Don't worry, you'll find someone soon, Chadbro.
>>25761280
Lol Im from USA
Sorry m8
>>25761286
Cause you're making me laugh, m8.
Also, this is how I imagine you going through tender, but replace the laptop with a phone.
>>25761272
What's your whiskey of choice?
>>25760899
>making a thread to brag on /r9k/
Haha, you're a fucking faggot.
>>25761223
>drawing cat whiskers on her tinder profile picture
Im sure she is a real catch anon.
>>25761290
I just got out of a 3 year relationship, I could prob bang your gf if I wanted to.
>>25760899
>curl bro
>no lats
>child bearing hips
It also looks like you may have a shitty chest. Lets have a look at your legs.
>>25760899
im /fit/ as well but the fact that you are even posting this shows how insecure u really are lol. and anyone of us can bang several girls a week if we applied ourselves and made a tindr account, u DYEL faggot
I'd fuck you up. Just saying.
>>25761353
Shes a 5 2 mexican bi chick. Kinda hot desu
Also there are no catches on tinder bruh, only sloots
>>25761355
Hah. My GF has a CHL and an M&P 9mm. She's a good shot, and would shoot your dick off. She fucking hates Chadbros, Chadbro. Especially ones who make degrading passes at her, like you most likely would in an attempt to use a pick up line.
Pic related.
BTW, you never answered which whiskey you prefer. I might be layin' into you for fun, but that doesn't mean we can't have a civilized conversation as well.
>>25761430
>bi
Do non-degenerate women exist.
>>25760899
I'm kind of but not really in the same situation, just
>no girls or sex.
It's a good life.
>>25760899
timestamp sweetie
Top kek I had a feeling you were from Illinois. >>25761508
>>25761438
1)your gf doesn't hate when good looking men compliment her, she's just convinced you of that because you're not very attractive
2) I can tell by the way you flaunt about having a gf and posting her pic that she is your entire world, and when she inevitably fucks you over you're going to be crushed
3) She looks like she's partied harder than even the slootiest of sloots, she's taken a minimum of 20 cocks and that's being generous
4) jack and coke
>>25761590
>jack and coke
meh taste
>>25761358
Post a pic of you and get more pics of me
>>25761379
Then do it bitch, brb warming up with your max
>>25761510
I'm at work honeybun have more pics though
>>25761380
Muay thai
>>25761590
1. By how she talks about cat-callers, you're wrong.
2.She's a HUGE part of my world, yeah. Isn't that how it's supposed to be? I have a level head and know I also have family and friends. Who wouldn't be crushed if their girl left them? You must be a sociopath who lacks emotion. I'm not just trying to flaunt her, I'm trying to show you that you're not the hot shit you think you are to everyone else.
3.rofl we've been together for over 3 years. We've shared literally everything with each other. I was her first everything, except kiss, because some guy (before we met), randomly kissed her to make his Chadbros laugh. Hence her hate for Chadbros.
4.oh fuck off, you don't "like whiskey". You like getting drunk and claiming one spirit over the others for no reason. Jack black label tastes like water, and mixing it with coke is the only way it's good. If you actually like whiskey, try Buffalo Trace, Stranahan's Colorado Whiskey, Balcones, Maker's Mark, Knob Creek, Evan Williams green label if you're feeling cheap, or Jameson. If you need to mix it to enjoy it, you don't enjoy it.
All the shit you talk, your god damn bullshit " I like whiskey" "Jack and coke" comment what legitimately pisses me off, and why I'm leaving. Seek help.
>>25761769
Tfw a girl tells you you're a work of art
Good for you have fun with your gf, see ya
>>25761866
Tfw packing a nice cock too
Nice work. I was like you... A scrawny fuck. One day I decided to get off my ass and stop blaming everyone else for my problems and I speak to you today as a Chad.
>>25761769
>posting a pic of someone you care about on 4chan
You went full retard son.
>>25761753
>Muay thai
Isn't going to help you.
>>25761912
I feel bad for that dude, his whole world is gonna end when she leaves him.
>>25761946
To be honest, that's how most guys feel when they love someone, but she should love you just as much
Not being mean but she didnt seem like anythign special. God speed for him though...
>>25760899
Who pays you to lurk r9k?
>>25761895
I like how hairless you are, bro. Nice and shaven like a twink should be.
You ever let a big fat hairy guy like me get in your asshole? Cause I'm very interested, now.
>>25761113
>works nights
>successful
lol
>>25762020
Fatty pls go
>>25762030
I like working nights it's peaceful, I chose this life son
>>25760899
A girl messaging you that she likes your cock isn't success by any measure. That's just being a fuck boy who thinks with his penis instead of your brain. Truly successful people apply their intellect to this world. And you're too busy trying to get your dick sucked to care.
>>25762058
you dont gotta lie, its anonymous son
>>25762058
>implying you don't love it
If I send you pics of my cock will you send me yours?
>>25760899
Someone pays you to lurk here? who? why?
>>25762094
I love sex and women get over it, I started my own business months ago for fun and It's extra money. I apply myself in things I enjoy, at one point in my life I was really into developing websites so I did that and made a bunch of money. Right now I'm into smashing pussy and fighting and building a business. Don't be mad cuz you ain't gettin laid son.
>>25762109
>>25762253
congrats bro
do you guys prefer your papaya salad thai or laotian style?
this is what edginess is
>>25760899
I hope your mother gets cancer OP
>>25761621
I don't post anything image related about me ever. But here's my stats. I hover between 23 and 28% bodyfat. I'm 5'10 and 215lbs.
Bench 2.5pl8 for three reps
Squat almost 3pl8 (possible torn knee and don't want to get it operated on.)
O.H.P 1pl8 for 8
Deads 4pl8 for 5.
I'm also an alcoholic and don't eat that much some days.
>>25760899
You're mean.
And probably b8 but still
>>25762253
Funny how you're still the most insecure person on an Chinese Pokemon bbs for insecure people
>>25762424
and you're calling me out why? I'm stronger and better looking
>>25762446
Actually I'm really nice, <3
>>25762459
Funny how I'm better than you, can only imagine how insecure you are.
Lulz
>>25762507
You're projecting hard now anon. You know nothing about me but I know a lot about you now
>>25761866
Never before have I seen this. Women know how to flatter their boytoys. It wasn't so long ago that men flattered women. Gave compliments, hit on them, so that they could put it in them. Now women these days are hopped up on something, there is probably some testosterone coming from their birth control or whatever. Now women flatter men when they want to get off.
What is the world coming to?
>>25762571
I'll tell you one of my insecurities
Ive had a horrible hairline ever since I was a child, i have a six head in some places it's a huge widows peak
Your turn
>>25762614
Women have always complimented men
>>25760899
NPC bodybuilder here, you think you have evolved into a Chad because you are are 185 pounds? Top motherfucking kek. You have no lats either. Try again.
>>25760899
Listen up you little fucking whore baby...
>>25762768
This check the oldest stories around and bitches always compliment the main man, probably doesn't read.
>>25762768
But they never flattered them like they do to hot guys on tinder. It seems so masculine. They want to get their rocks off, and if they have to compare the guy to a work of art that they don't fully appreciate, then they fucking will no matter if it is bullshit. They will flatter the guy, and it won't be the guy fucking the girl, it is the girl fucking the guy.
Women acting like they have testicles. Good or bad? You be the judge.
Hi, vir
Is this what the European robot is like? The fuck? You're retarded.
>>25760899
Just so you know, I don't find huge muscles attractive. I bet you'll go ahead and write me off as a 5/10 uggo fatty, which is funny, since I have guys fawning over and sorting themselves in the friendzone orbital. Also, you look short, which is a huge no-no for me.
>>25762804
I have huge lats desu familia
But yeah post pics
>>25762889
Im 6 foot
I don't workout to please you, good luck with your orbiters. I prob have more than you.
Tfw I have more orbiters than jupiter
>>25762889
He doesn't have huge muscles.
Also, weird green carpet and unkempt bed, 3/10, would not bang.
>>25762923
6ft, king of manlets
>>25760899
>So chad I have to post on /r9k/
OH BOY IVE FINALLY ACHIEVED MY GOAL TO BE ABLE TO BRAG ON 4CHAN YOU'RE ALL SO LAME
>
>
>
>
>k
this bait worked better than i thought it would
>>25760899
One could argue that picking the easiest target and bully them is a form of pathetic life itself.
>>25762936
H-he doesn't have big muscles
That's how you sound faggot
>>25762968
ITS JUST A PRANK BRO
OMG IM SUCH A TROLLER
pleb fuck off
>>25762923
>6 foot
So you're average
>>25760899
>Tfw get paid to lurk r9k
>OP's fw he's getting paid for what the mods do for free
>>25761223
>lol im just bored
You're not fooling anyone anon-kun
I'm guessing you're still on here because muscles and hooking up aren't quite what you thought they would be. Living to hook up sounds pretty empty tbqh, going through all the motions just so you can brag to people occasionally. Sex is fun sometimes but living for it is just a normie meme. Congrats on meeting expectations :)
@Op here. The arm on the picture is my big brothers. I only post these topics because I feel the ought to make fun of sadistic bastards like my self
Sorry all
it was just a prank
>>25762899
You are special if you think I am going to post pictures of myself on 4chan. I'm just saying, you aren't that jacked, enough to be showing off anyway. 106 pound freshman crew btw, I know that feels. It's weird to be over twice as heavy.
>>25762988
thats average only when you take into account asians and latin men. for white men that is below average.
>>25762977
Lol, go dock with him, faglord.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79fzeNUqQbQ
>>25763018
My life doesn't revolve around hooking up with women. And yes I am bored, in fact I'm about to take a nap because I'm going to the gym when I get off work.
>>25763041
Women love my body, sorry some fag with body dysmorphia doesn't think I'm big enough. Post a pic or fuck off faggot.
>>25761895
>flexes bicep and sucks in stomach while he takes a dick pic
Chads are born not made, my friend. The fact that you need our validation speaks for itself.
>>25761280
As in next to De Parys?
>>25761895
Jesus christ, I lurk r9k sometimes but I'm a gym bro by vocation and your physique is cancer m8. You have no fucking abs, you have a shit unaesthetic frame, your lats are severely under-developed, your pec insertion points are unfortunate, and to top it off you're a skinny-fat autistic messaging app virgin. You belong here.
>>25762253
You know boys, sometimes I take a step back and remember that no matter how unhappy I am, I'll never suffer normie mind-rot.
This is a good feel
>>25763126
Don't need to suck in my stomach and it was a full body nude bro
>>25763149
I don't need your validation, go cry some more
>>25762507
>no u
Dank bantz
>>25763195
Lol I look so much better than you
>>25763195
He looks pretty good quite honestly, to be fair everybody telling him how shitty he looked hasn't posted a pic.
>>25760899
>Tfw get paid to lurk r9k
what kind of garbage job do you have? Good job flunking out of high school, dumbass
Op here if anybody wants to talk you can hit me up on kik
Atlascorrupt
>>25763227
Christ man your comebacks are terrible
If all you care about in life is how you look and hooking up you're essentially a basic bitch
>>25763227
Kek I have shit genetics and I still look better than your ass. Pic related queer
>>25760899
this is a joke. On 4chan everyone does it 4free
>>25763270
I graduated.
>>25763267
Just posted mine
>>25763288
Yeah you do look good great job
>>25763305
I totally believe you
>>25763286
Shut up when men are talking
Nobody fucking cares, go kill yourself faggot
>>25763321
It's not really about what I look like, just that OP is a fag. Thanks tho
>>25763334
Don't care if you do or not
>>25763363
Still haven't told us what garbage job you're working.
McDonalds? Wal-Mart?
>>25763363
Hey OP you gonna comment on how you don't even lift or you gonna ignore me now that I posted a pic?
>>25763354
Op is the one who complimented you retard
>>25763369
I work for the railroad
>>25763379
I already did I said you look good, what's your stats?
>>25763389
Oh. I guess I'm done here then.
>>25763407
6'1" 183lbs, don't know bf but guess about 10%, rep 225 on flat, don't max because I'm not interested in powerlifting, and who gives a damn about squat or dl numbers other than fatties
>>25763434
Eh 12%*
>>25760899
im sorry for you pathetic fuck,
alone that you come here showing us your little biceps thinking you accomplished anything.
>>25763434
Nice I'm not really into bodybuilding though.
>>25763489
I've accomplished upsetting you
Stay mad fattie
How long did it take you to become swole? What was your program? Did you score easily before getting fit?
>>25763538
Took a long time, I pull more girls yes
The body withers and dies.
Can't take it with you in the afterlife.
because /fit/ is shit. you're the reason for the "fuck off to /soc/" rule, good job bringing down board quality.
This guy has some serious validation issues. Did his mother not love him enough when he was little or something?
>>25763627
he was probably raised by a single mother.
>>25763517
im not upset.
why do you think we care about girls?
its because you cared about girls, and now you have even become a meme only for them. but if you ever find a girls that will mean something to you,
you will find her sucking the dick of another guy, the joke is if its the dick of some robot or even mine.
>>25763651
You even type like a fucking loser, I can feel the virginity oozing out of your anonymous post
>implying there aren't a million posts on this board about girls
>not caring about girls
>not having any testosterone in your body
>doesn't care about girls and can't get one but somehow fucks the girl I love
Lulz
>>25760899
How do you get paid to go on r9k? its your official job duty?
I would go fucking nuts if I were forced to go on here 9 hours a day.
>>25760899
Damn boy, I'd spread those fat, hairless cheeks of yours and make you squeal like the little piggie that you are
Meet up at your place?
>>25763711
Work is dead
>>25763731
Nah fatboy I'd fuck you before you fucked me faggot
>>25763709
le mad bro?
i thought you were so confident,
why are you crying now?
>"i'll fyuck yer ass"
>"no u i fuck yer ass"
get the fuck off this board and back to /fit/, you low iq degenerate.
>>25763791
Who's crying?
>>25763799
Lmao
>>25763783
You couldn't fuck your way out of a paper bag, I'll drink your tears and take a shit on your chest
>>25763337
>men
>not just another generic horny teenager trying to "figure out who they are"
The only people who rip off gym meathead for comebacks are idiots trying to find an identity
Picked a pretty shit one though, going full gym rat rots your mind
>inb4 i know you are but what am i
Pls try
>>25763882
>>25763887
You two would be perfect for each other
Enjoy.
>>25763799
Sounds liek sormbody wants there ass furked!
>>25763909
Just like how my cock would be perfect between your fat white cheeks
Well you guys are boring now
Op out
Until next time robofags
>>25760899
I'm more than sure I could kick your ass, manlet.
Pic related is Ren.
Enjoy.
Op will you email me your routine?
>>25760983
Who the hell goes out at night on fucking thursday
Normal people work
>>25761166
Not op
But to learn from your mistakes and see how shitty and delusional is the neet life
>>25761641
of courseyour bait is bad and you should feel bad
>>25763337
>being this btfo'd
>>25760899
>paid to lurk r9k
>bang grills
>im chad
>bicep xDD
please try harder the next time you make a bait thread
>>25764374
his supervisor thinks he is too retarded to work and he is only allowed to sit on his desk an play with his phone
>>25764374
Not bait posted proof
>>25760899
5'6'' 61kg here bruh fite me I destroy you sick cunt c'mon fite me
So who won the thread? I don't wanna read it all.
>>25761248
They've been using the same bait for 3 years now
I won't count becoming Chad as an evolution, if anything, you just changed places.
Funny how people here you can only be either a robot or Chad; and even funniee how they think that either one can be better than the other.
>>25765386
Meant funnier*
>>25765133
Op posts proof of all the women who want his cock
Robots insult his lats and personality
You decide
>>25765074
Chad always wins anon
>>25761895
Fark bro dyel at all?
I've seen 14 year old arabs with more bulk than you.
>inb4 muh life is so good that I need to shitpost on R9k
>>25763227
it's a 3/10 body at the most. Post in a CBT on /fit/ if you have the balls.
>>25765617
Lmao who cares about bulk fatty
>>25765631
Already have, bruh don't be mad cuz the bitches love me. Stay jelly
>>25765582
i have a similar body
165lb 6'0
i just eat tendies and play runescape, very dyel
>>25765732
Sure you do lmao
>>25765871
You are ottermode at best
Someone doing 100 push ups a day can get that in around 6 months if they aren't obese
Nothing personell kid, but coming to r9k seeking validation of robots isn't exactly alpha
>mfw you don't even lift
>>25765957
Lmao is this nigga serious you look like pudding
>>25765957
Dyel? You look like you're melting
>>25765981
>>25766059
Nigga you 150lbs and can't even get abs lmaoo
>>25760899
>guy doesnt train forearms
>thinks hes huge
Every time
>>25765957
Cut like doughnuts
>>25765957
Fat manlet
Im better than you both
>>25765957
Lol okay
brb going from 110 to 180 doing 100 pushups a day
Can't troll me son only place I get hated on is here, which is why I post for the lulz. I'm the first to admit when someone is bigger or looks better, but meh you don't look that good desu.
>Lol so confident
>looking for validation on /r9k/
'Ery time
has this turned into a chad battle?
>>25766281
Op here more chest arms and leaner and would have a way better balanced physique. Overall 8/10 good job mayne.
>>25766281
Side view
I won
6'1 205
Chad tell me how to get the girl of my dreams.
Just for your information she doesn't even know me, and I'm completely obsessed with her. I've also tried talking to her once over normiebook but that went to shit, so what do ?
>>25766328
just go rape her
>Thread filled with weight lifting homos critiquing each others physiques
Good times
>>25766328
How old r u?
Add me on kik if you want atlascorrupt
Will genuinely help srs
>>25766357
I dunno this is pretty funny I hope more chads show up
>>25761769
Evan Williams = best whiskey under $20
rum is superior though
>evolved into Chad
When will this end. You can't evolve into Chad if you're not a Chad in the first place. You were just lazy Chad. Only true robots are the one who can't make it no matter how hard they work.
>110 lbs
You're a manlet. Even if you're heavier now, you were a manlet and you still are.
People who look at people worse off than themselves to feel better always look at people stronger and better than them and feel like shit.
Is this how you feel every time you see someone who is taller than you?:
>>25766448
What? Im 6 foot
>>25766478
6'0 is short by female expectations.
And I believe you're adding a few inches.
>>25763227
Nope, this is an original comment.
>>25766537
No and no
>>25766538
Timestamp nao if that's teally u fuark jelly
>>25766602
Yes and yes.
You'd make a great dwarf cosplayer if you bulked up a bit more.
>>25760899
>s a d b o y s c l u b (r9k)
you are sad.
>>25766663
Never had a problem, so I don't care
>>25766663
>shes the size of a dwarf
>wants a huge tall guy
what the fuck for?
>>25766663
this can't be real. is it a 13 year old pretending to be 21 to get college dick?
Same OP, I'm not a Chad though. I mostly laugh at wagekek threads
>No meme arrows
>>25760899
Nice meeting you.
I'm a 21 year old virgin.
My social life is pretty much non-existant here although I have a few friends spread around the country
All I do is study, play Dota 2 with my friends and shitpost on 4chan
It's okay I guess. I'll just find a gf in some 3rd world country once I got my career started.
