>tfw men can take hormones for three months and be qtier than me
>tfw men can wear makeup and be qtier than me
>tfw put so much effort into looking like a 4/10
THIS IS EXHAUSTING WHY AM I ALIVE DESU
>tfw find a cute boy at an anime convention
>have sex with him
>get his number
>he says he's busy and he'll message me later
>2 weeks later and no message back
>>25759811
I'll date you. I'm also a 4/10. Do you want to talk on skype?
>>25759866
>boys irl looking at you and not running away in horror
get out stacey
>>25759866
ah yes, anime conventions are easy grounds for Chad.
women always fall for the same thing, over and over..
I know that feel OP. Parts of my face is deformed. I don't look so bad until you get close, and then it just sinks in.
>>25759882
>not wearing a buttload of makeup and a wig
>tfw he makes you stay in costume while having sex
>>25759811
Post a pic so we can see how much ugly you are.
>>25759811
>tfw schizo senpai will never notice me because i'm ugly
>>25759918
What was your last encounter with him?
>>25759873
no i have a bf he's like a 12/10
>>25759910
i have birth defects and FAS and im ugly, so yeah
>>25759912
>boys having sex with you willingly
>>25759914
everyone on r9k has seen how ugly i am like 500 times before if i post my pic this thread will get deleted
>behold
>incoming beta males asking beta female to date them
>birth further betas
>the cycle continues
Also
>>25759811
I'll totally date you. Just say the word and we can skype.
>>25759866
>had sex
>robot
Normie leave
>>25759942
>bf
>robot
fuck off normie
>>25759983
i dont need a date, i have a bf
>>25759991
i met my bf on /r9k/ and hes okay with me being ugly, he's qt enough for the both of us
>>25759942
No matter how loud your bitching is, even the ugliest women can find a desperate guy who won't hesitate on fucking you. No exceptions.
>>25759918
I like this saga, please continue.
>>25759942
>FAS
Do you look like the suzy from game grumps?
>boys having sex with you willingly
So you rape your bf?
>no timestamps from anyone
>>25759942
Good to know that even ugly 4/10 girls can get hot Chads. That is why you aren't a robot.
>>25760015
i dont care about being fucked, i have a bf that i can basically rape on demand. im more interested in people not gasping in fear irl when they see my face and running away cringing??
>>25760014
>/r9k/
>qt
B8ing out the teeth today, are we?
>>25760025
i look worse than suzy from gamegrumps. like WAY MORE FAS-Y.
CHRIST ;_; SHE WAS MY FIRST EXPOSURE TO TRULY FAS-FEMALES
THANKS FOR REMINDING ME OF HER OH GOD
Can i get some photo's of the girls that consider themselves ugly?
Im in for an exotic fap tonight
>mfw 21 replies with a fifteen minute lifespan thus far
>>25760088
I need to see.
>>25759936
>>25760025
He came looking for me for a cigarette in the morning and asked if I was good, he smiled at me and I said I'm good and asked what about him? He smiled more and said he's good as well then walked off. I keep telling myself to talk more to him but I freeze when he approaches me. The day before yesterday I saw him with his friend, it lowkey broke my heart because I got very jealous of his friend, even if it was a male. And today he was having a jolly conversation with himself, laughing, it was pretty adorable. Sometimes I think I see him glancing over at me but I'm not too sure, I've always been awful at telling if people are staring at me and whatnot. He's been out of the house in the yard quite often.
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>>25759983
Since this shit thread is going to reach 300+ im going to shill my app
>>25760142
>she goes by his house
I want all of this to be true.
>>25760157
How much money have you made on it bro?
>tfw you are a hairy as fuck female
I was looking at a picture of a FtM transgender the other day and I can grow more hair than them.
I spent a few minutes today shaving my impressive sideburns that some men would have trouble growing.
I'm guessing I have PCOS or some shit, but I haven't gone to a doctor in around 11 years. I'm too scared to go out and have no money anyway.
And it's even weirder because I don't have a butt ugly face. You normally expect a woman with a bunch of hair to be this nasty blob who doesn't take care of herself at all.
>>25759866
>tfw want to find a qt girl who likes the same anime and vidya as me so we can fall in love
>tfw chances of this happening are infinitely higher at conventions
I just want to find a qt who looks slightly above average in make-up. As long as she shares my hobbies and will love me as much as I'll love her, I'll be happy.
>>25760157
I'm respectfully asking you to FUCK OFF SHILL.
>>25760142
Rip :C
>>25760179
Timestamp, then laser surgery hair removal?
>>25760179
>tfw you are a hairy as fuck female
>hairy female
be my gf
>>25760171
We're neighbors, I can see his room from my balcony. It makes it pretty easy to stalk him. I've been out in the yard quite a lot lately because he's there.
>>25760138
>eeyaw doesnt make threads anymore
>>25760142
Do people notice you creeping on him?
>>25760179post hairylegs
>>25760227
Got any candids, OP? :^)
>>25759811
>>tfw men can take hormones for three months and be qtier than me
>>tfw men can wear makeup and be qtier than me
This fucking this.
How the fuck is this possible? I put on makeup and look like an ogre. Any robot puts on makeup? He'll look like a model. For fucks sake what the fuck are they taking that I'm not? I want it.
>>25760014
How'd you land such a qt?
Post small/deformed/ugly tits.
Nobody will ever know
Nobody will ever find out
Just do it fembots.
>>25760248
I do occasionally but they never go anywhere meaningful anymore. Gone are the days of civil discussion and intellectual stimulation.
>>25760297
EEYORE STOP ATTENTION WHORING MY THREAD YOU FUCKING FEMORBITER COLLECTING CUNT PIECE OF SHIT FUCK OFF BACK TO WHATEVER SAFESPACE YOU CRAWLED OUT OF ON TUMBLR REEEEEEE
>>25760248
>Do people notice you creeping on him?
Everyone around here is a bit loony so no.
>>25760248
Now's not the time to collect eeyore info, friend.
This is a ACCORDING TO POPULAR OPINION THAT ISN'T ALWAYS COMPREHENSIVE UNFORTUNATELY BELOW AVERAGE WOMEN thread.
>>25760287
I still have no idea tbqhmaybe he wants XP
>>25760328
what does that even mean, you attention whoring namefag slut?
>>25760325
Maybe he's talking to you because he's noticed.
How can a female be ugly? Don't be fat and you're an instant 8/10. Men settle for butterfaces happily all the time. Even fucked up defects requiring multiple rounds of surgery can be fixed for under $60k. If you want to be cute get neotonizing procedures, if you want Hollywood beauty get masculinizing procedures and use makeup to appear much older.
>>25760179
I know your feel.
During high school I'd let it grow out and then wax it, but my oneitis and his bff would poke fun at my insecurity and ask me why I grow hair there. I was absolutely dead inside. I always wore a hood to hide my ugly face and they would fucking pull it off and tell me I'm not allowed.
It didn't make it any better that I looked like I had fucking down syndrome as a teenager, and now that my HS life is over, I look mentally capable. I wish I was fucking dead. Even when I didn't want any attention, they make fun of you anyway.
>>25760382
MY SKULL IS FUCKED UP SENPAI I LOOK LITERALLY RETARDED, MY BF HAS A FETISH FOR DOWNS SYNDROME APPPARENTLY
>>25760382
>men settle
>that means your not ugly
Beauty standards aren't define by what men think. They are universal and ethnic. Hence an ugly white girl will be far more attractive than a beautiful nigger.
>>25760203
>>25760248
Sorry, I shave myself, so there's not much to see. I do let my sideburns grow out often because my hair is so long and no one sees them. Maybe next time I grow them out, I'll take a photo.
I lost my job and can't afford to have it lasered off right now, but I was looking at these nifty home laser doodads that are like $400. I'm apparently a perfect candidate since I have pale skin with very dark hair.I'd have to sell my figures though and I just can't bring myself to part with most of them.
>>25760213
No, man, no! It's all over me. The only place safe from hair is my stomach and boobs somehow.
I am curious about guys who are into hairy girls though. What is it exactly that gives you your jollies?
>>25760382
>>25760422
Ah, good old /r9k/. And here I was thinking that rational people took it over.
>>25760325
Florida?
>>25760297
I get hopeful everytime I notice you stop posting for weeks. I truly believed you found a greeneyedglassesflattummyblackhair qt that saved you from this toxic place, but you always come back and disappoint me
>>25760328
eeyaw is an interesting boy
>>25760473
post figurines
>>25760401
>claims to be ugly
>pretends to belong here
>has a bf
Get the fuck out you used up whore.
>>25760473
>No, man, no! It's all over me. The only place safe from hair is my stomach and boobs somehow.
Just don't grow a beard and it's fine tbqh :^)
Other than that I just think it's hot familybe my gf
>>25760473
>never ever took a pic of your werewolf condition
I don't believe you liar.
>looking at these nifty home laser doodads that are like $400
Knowing nothing about it I assume it's a scam.
>>25760527
I'd kill myself if I lived in Florida. Down under.
>>25760400
I didn't notice your comment in time there! I can't imagine how traumatizing that is to have your oneitis the one making fun of you.
I remember the first time I got made fun of was by a friend in front of the whole class talking about me having a mustache and how weird that is. It was the second worst feeling after grown adult men made fun of me when I was a wee lass.
>>25760527
Why don't you leave ybf? Afraid you won't find a nice traditional gf?
>>25760527
Stop turning my thread into a tripfag circlejerk
>>25760537
;_; SHUT UP MY BF IS A GOOD PEROSN WHO LIKES ME FOR MORE THAN MY UGLY FACE
>>25760527
I was going to come up with a retort but I started being sad part way through.
Well done, you jerk.
>>25760568
>after grown adult men made fun of me
Jeez how did that happen? I've only been made fun of by adult women, unless you count me being every male teachers pincushion as being made fun of by adult males. Everyone made my life a joke, I'm surprised I didn't shoot them all.
>>25760527
Looks aren't the end-all. There isn't someone out there for everybody--that's all. Robots happen to be in that category of excess relationship waste and nothing will ever change that. Nothing will ever change my fortune. So I'm stuck here forever along with anybody else who has frequented this website for a lengthy period of time. (And you should stop pretending to care.)No I'm not an interesting.
>>25760612
TRIPFAGS GO AWAY REEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKI NG WHORES
>>25760677
Ugly op here. I've been made fun of by grown men and women all my life. Honestly ugly womyn uprising one day wouldn't be surpising HOW MUCH MORE OF THIS CAN WE TAKE FAAM
>>25760701
>LOOKS AREN'T THE END ALL
>BUT I REJECT EVERY WOMAN UNDER AN 8/10
>I HAVE STRINGEST CRITERIA FOR LOOKS
>AND MY HAREM OF QT GIRLS IS RENEWED ON A DAILY BASIS
THE WORLD WAS HONESTLY BETTER WHEN YOU WERE PLANNING ON KILLING YOURSELF YOU FUCKING BAG OF SHIT
>>25760706
>HOW MUCH MORE OF THIS CAN WE TAKE FAAM
You have a fucking bf you dumb whore
Man, this thread went to shit.
>>25760770
I apologize to my bf for being ugly like NEARLY every day, plus how do you think I'm going to feel when I get left for a qt 9/10 INEVITABLY? WAY WORSE THAN YOU WHORE
>>25760576
Learning about people on /r9k is one of the few hobbies I have left.
>>25760578
>tripfag circlejerk
Can't be helped
>>25760612
Honest opinions
>>25760555
Will you vocaroo and describe your schizo oneitis?
>>25760701
>So I'm stuck here forever along with anybody else who has frequented this website for a lengthy period of time
>left in 2010
>came back in 2012 and have been f5ing everyday
jdimsa
>No I'm not an interesting
familyissues i wont get into, doge, handmodel, scifi reader, swingdancer, no male friends, plays poe/dota, only female friends, met up with underaged girl, harem of online female orbiters, rejected a girl with your ideal description, has a cuddle buddy, wont tell me about the holidays
>>25760799
>I-I'm so sad that I have a significant other who likes me despite my appearance ;_;
I've never even had a friend
Fuck off
>>25760823
>never even had a friend
It's easier than you think to get one
Just become a furry, or a brony
Absolutely no standards in those groups
Otherwise stop complaining
I'd rather be an ugly fembot than myself, which I'm gauging is so-so average.plus I like homely/"ugly" girls.
ITT: desperate virgins give fat weebs the attention they can't get without pretending to be female.
I know why I don't have any friends or a gf. It's because I'm a mentally fucked deranged ugly shit head who stays inside playing guitar, eating ramen, watching anime and slowly dying.
Stop fucking fooling yourselves. Why do you reply to bait. Youre smarter than this.
>>25760814
>reminded that eeyore met up with underaged girls
find his address and gimmie it senpai, i need to prove myself in vigilante justice circles
dayum i forgot what a scumbag he was. also
>only female friends
kek everyday 2bh
>>25760730
Why did you drop trip, mystery? Do you shitpost more effectively as Anonymous? Genuinely curious.
>>25760814
Sometimes I wonder if you are who I think you are but then you spout a repeated rhetoric of mostly fabricated bullshit and it goes out the window as you meld into the collective ignorance of the current userbase.
>>25760823
Post interests, homie.
This thread is now solely dedicated to finding you a friend. That one OP has Ball Friend and we will find you a Robot Friend.
>>25760929
Because I'm actually someone who genuinely belongs on this board and you are fucking retarded and terrible, kill yourself.
Do you ever make a post that isn't insufferably pretentious?
>>25760975
>you have FAS worse than suzy
No, family times, not even close.
>>25760880
How good are you at guitar?
>>25760814
What other hobbies do you have?
>>25760823
Not even in grade school?
>>25760527
It took a lot longer than I thought to take these eesh.
I own more like a few Nendoroids and things around my rooms.
>>25760550But I'm also probably older than you. I'm a 27-year-old turbovirgin who never leaves the house.
>>25760552
I did take shots of my hairy arms once, but it's just way too embarrassing for me even on an anonymous site.
I thought it was a scam too, but I've looked into it quite a bit and it seems to be the real deal...although extremely painful.
I'm willing to risk around $400 instead of having to keep going out to get it done in an office for months though.
>>25760677
I used to be a butterball when I was little. I guess it happens to a lot of overweight people to be made fun of by asses on the street or people driving by when they're out and about.
>>25761108
>I did take shots of my hairy arms once
Post it.
>I thought it was a scam too, but I've looked into it quite a bit and it seems to be the real deal...although extremely painful.
Do a small test area, don't want to be a burn victim.
>>25761108
>But I'm also probably older than you. I'm a 27-year-old turbovirgin who never leaves the house.
You are, butI don't mind :^)
>>25761054
uglier den suzy
>>25761108
>DA:O on console
>Dark Souls II (collector's edition?)
Not even NIER makes up for those abominations.
>>25760858
>will never shameless happiness like furries or bronies
>>25760929
>but then you spout a repeated rhetoric of mostly fabricated bullshit and it goes out the window as you meld into the collective ignorance of the current userbase.
please correct my info
>>25761054
>What other hobbies do you have?
Not how this trip works senpai.plsstopbeinginterested in me
>>25760892
>find his address and gimmie it senpai
I am not Fish
Sort it out, honey. It took me thousands of dollars and years of education and grooming to become attractive to women. You should at least have the common decency to put forth the same amount of effort to look attractive to men.
>>25761155
>I am not Fish
I am.
I also dont trip anymore. Too much of that autist posting old ass pictures of me.
>>25761155
men should be eradicated from planet
>>25761184
k e k fishy boy
>>25761196
Who the fuck are you?
Fuck off and die.
>>25761139
Eggs>ayyliums, here's your (you)
>>25761155
>plsstopbeinginterested in me
I can't help it, I like de-anoning people and most tripfags love giving their whole life story. You're just too interesting, along with the people who post as anon but I see posting around in other threads.
>>25761212
e opic of is ead fuck
my keyboard isnt cut out for it rigt now
>>25761211
if you dont know it certainly shouldnt matter, famalam
>>25761196
>men should be eradicated from planet
Tell your bf that
>>25761255
When I tell you to kill yourself, I like it to be more personal.
>>25761184
You're a mean boy for wanting to dox people. Kinda deserve it tbqh. I haven't posted that picture in a while despite seeing you in threads.I forgive easily
>>25761212
deanon yourselfyoureabitlikeme
>>25761274
Hey did you see that thread with the panties I found in the laundry that one time?
>>25761274
I dont care what you think. I just dislike seeing my photos. I'd rather no photos of me existed.
>>25761155
What's the point? Anyone who blindly believes fiction will continue to do so despite any evidence that defeats their opinions. But the thread is shit anyway so I'll hit on the finer points as current posts hold no value anyhow.I don't play PoE/Dota anymore but I'll let that one slide.The only girl I ever met from 4chan was 21 at the time, almost three years ago.I only have a bare handful of online female friends that I speak with very irregularly and I have no orbiters, online or off.Never rejected any girl, much less one with my "ideal description".I've never cuddled but I do find this situation with this one girl strange although she's very friendly with most people so I attribute that to her personality.Nothing to tell about the holidays.That infochart thing was made by a genuine autist from /fa/ and the majority of things listed were completely made-up lies or posts taken absurdly out of context. I get random posts every now and then talking about things that have not happened in my life and I often wonder where/how people come up with this shit. I want to read my biography so I can see how I get girlfriend, lose my virginity, and other normal things that I have yet to experience but all the shitposters mysteriously vanish when I ask for a release date.
I wanted to find that one dude a friend but I guess he fucked off from the thread.
>>25761274
>deanon yourself
I pretty much already do, I post a lot of similar things in a lot of threads. This is a nice distraction from my poor social life, though it's just not as interesting when people give it all away.
I have a few people who I'm really hoping will post pics of themselves, nothing like putting a face to the stories.
Thinking of contactfagging to get the best out of my efforts but my first attempt was a failure.
>>25761231
?
>female thread
>no pics of face, tits, ass, pussy or feet
What the fuck is going on here?
>>25761301
WOW SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE WE ALL KNOW AND LOVEMYSTERY.JPG[/SPOILER] KILL YOURSELF YOU CHUBBY MEXICAN FUCKER
>>25761262
bf can stay for now
>>25761295
he doesn't want to know you
>>25761128
N-no!
Will do to the second part.
>>25761137
I'mscared though. My heaaart.
>>25761152
I was waiting for this. I would absolutely love to play games on PC, but I don't have a decent enough computer and can only play simple games like Cave Story, Shovel Knight and Terraria.
You can't even imagine how disappointed I was having to play MGSV on the PS3. It's fucking awful and looks worse than MGS4.
I definitely would like to eventually get myself a nice PC to play games on in the future. It'll probably be one of the things I first look into when I can get a new job.
And getting DSII was a huge mistake. /v/ was hyping it up so much that I bought it and did something even worse, which was not even playing Demon's Souls or the first Dark Souls. I'm also not cut out for this game...I beat three bosses and then just stopped because it's so gosh darn terrifying at the thought of losing my souls at any moment.
>>25761326
LITERALLY EEYORE GO AWAY YOU LITTLE ATTENTIONLSLUTTING HYPERGAMOUS CUNTBAG REEEE THIS IS AN UGLY FEMALE THREAD, NOT A FUCKING "FIND EEYORE A QT GF" THREAD
>>25761363
It could be worse. I could be a fat white bitch who's only source of self confidence is being used as a fleshlight.
>>25761377
Try volgarr the viking it's a great game.
>>25761377
>I'm scared though. My heaaart.
Of what?Nice dubs
>>25761398
>FAT
im not fat!!!!!
>white
this is the only way to be
>fleshlight
better be a temporary human fleshlight than ded
>>25761377
>N-no!
It's really no big deal no one is going to recognize your arms.
>>25761377
You can get a solid PC that can play most games on decent quality for like $400ish or so. There are lots of small simple games without strenuous requirements that you can alsopirateand play.
>never played DeS or DaS
>not even starting with DeS
>didn't even finish DaSII
wew lad
>>25761404
Yeah. Of what?
The one who was supposed to be scared is this guy. A 27 yo hairy girl
No man shouldnt face that much suffering.
>>25761295
Here is your attention and a (You).
>>25761326
>Never rejected any girl, much less one with my "ideal description"
It was an online girl that fit your description but she had some flaw that you couldn't overlook. I was in that thread.
> I get random posts every now and then talking about things that have not happened in my life and I often wonder where/how people come up with this shit
Life as a tripfag
>>25761341
> I post a lot of similar things in a lot of threads
Tell me.
>I have a few people who I'm really hoping will post pics of themselves
It is nice to do. Helps to remember femanon cam/attentionwhores on here. There are also those frequent cam/attentionwhore maleanons.
>>25761417
>Fat white bitch trying to act like it has any value
>>25761431
>No man shouldnt face that much suffering.
But anon I like it
>>25761417
>implying a ded fleshlight isnt better than a live fleshlight
At least wouldnt bother me with your bullshit
>>25761439
What flaw was that? I've never even met a girl on the board who fit my ideal description, and there was only ever one that even came close.
>rejecting someone I never interacted with that doesn't exist
Okay.I think Ivan and Snowman would get along very well irl.
>>25761439
>Tell me.
Maybe some other time if I'm still around here, I wouldn't feel comfortable killing all of my anonymity atm.
>It is nice to do
It's a very comfy hobby, I'm going to upgrade to taking physical notes as well.
Well. I hate that tripfags turned my thread into a tripfag circlejerk.
I'm going to bed. I hope you normal-looking normies sleep easy tonight knowing that you ruined a thread that wasn't for you and turned it into normie-socializing center.
I'll leave us with some feels
>tfw your eyes are too far apart
>tfw people look at you like you're from another planet
>tfw you get called unconventional and you have to ball up your fist in stress
>tfw you will always be called ugly even by ugly men with nothing going for them AT ALL no matter how much effort you put into anything ever at all
>tfw your own mom cries to you and wishes she hadn't drunk so much when she was pregnant with you
>>25761486
>ivan and snowman
Literally no, never. I think Snowman would eventually annoy the shit out of Ivan with his blatant normieness, unless he's changed over the years.
Although Ivan is kind of a normie as well. I guess it could fit.
Anyway, can you stop posting about your lack of 10/10 goddess qts in a thread about UGLY WOMEN YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT MALE
>>25761507
stfu you attention seeking bitch
>>25761439
Before I go, were you the one in cripplechan who asked for more info on the girl in pic related?
>>25761439
But the pictures were the best part...
Aw.
>>25761428
>implying you can play demons souls on PC
>PC PLEBS BTFO
>>25761486
Well, she was quite upset and you were having a conversation with her in the thread
>>25761490
>taking notes
dont do it anon
>>25761507
go away>still nocryingvocaroo
>>25761597
I don't go on there. Degenerate place
>>25761618
(You)
>>25761748
>dont do it anon
Why not?
>>25761748
>>25761748
THAT'S NOT FAIR.
I NEVER WANTED (You)'s.
I WANTI don't know it really just started as tongue in cheek bullshitting but your utter indifference is pretty soulcrushing.
>>25761377
I'll let you play some games on my pc if you let me play some games on your ps3.And then we can be awkward jobless 27 year old turbovirgins together.
>>25761748
This tells me nothing. Again, a story about a girl that did not fit my description, and thus, does not exist.
>>25761400
That game is totally up my alley. I saw someone play some a while back and it really did look like a ton of fun.
Thanks for reminding me because I wanted to add it to my wishlist for later and completely forgot!
>>25761404
People. I don't talk to many people besides anonymously on this site. I've isolated myself for so many years that I get scared when I talk to people.
I'm even surprised I'm still replying to everyone in the thread because I usually respond a few times and then watch the thread die.Thanks, bra.
>>25761423
I know, but I just can't bring myself to do it still. It was also shot in front of my laptop and then you'll see how fucking pleb I really am.
My massive amount insecurities know no bounds. I kind of wish I didn't shave my sideburns today though because I actually quite like them for some reason and wouldn't care as much about showing them.
>>25761428
>$400ish or so
Good lord I had no idea you could do it for that cheap. Maybe I'll look into it sooner, but I am also interested in going all out and getting one of those monster PCs to play everything in all their beauty.
I know it's pretty inexcusable and I feel bad about it still. At least I can say that my first few trophies weren't the one where you have your first death? ...It means nothing.
I hope you all enjoyed how I take a billion years to post anything and that I get uncomfy talking about anything besides video games.
>>25761797
That would actually be the best.All I want is to live with anyone, play games and cook for them.
>>25761888
>I've isolated myself for so many years that I get scared when I talk to people.
Don't worry I'll go easy on youmirin those trips familio
>>25761773
I shouldn't remember things about people who will have no affect on my life. This is all a waste of time and I shouldn't do it, but I can't help it. Maybe it is different for you.
>>25761784bruh
>>25761818
But it did happen and I really don't feel like shifting through all your stuff for it
>>25761888
>It was also shot in front of my laptop and then you'll see how fucking pleb I really am.
MSpaint works miracles.
>That game is totally up my alley.
It's tough but fun, I've taken so long to beat it because I'm trying to do a perfect spirit run.
Here's a little tip that'll make your life easier for the first stage, at the first rope climb down and the wall under the rope is destructible and has a thor hammer (free hit explodes enemies) in it. Have to time your dbl jump away from the wall to crack it.
>>25761888
Do you honestly believe the "you need a $3000 computer to play games on High" strawman? You could even consider a computer for only a couple hundred more dollars to be a "monster PC" because you don't need much to play most games at high or max settings.
>>25761936
One day, I will make youjot down useless trivia and collect scraps of pictures and videofootage of me.
>>25761936
it's just a distraction atm i feel like i'll be fine, wish you well ybf
>tfw I am so ugly I don't even want to date or be in a relationship because they would be lying
>>25762035
Literally are you mean?
>dat feel of forcing your partner to lie to you
Kill me
>>25762000
Another (You)
>>25762035
I feel the same way about being fat albeit that's temporary I know the feeling of being too uncomfortable in your body to have people touch you or get close
>>25762077
>touch
Yeah I don't want to be touched although I am not fat I am so ugly I just stay inside to prevent embarrassment
>>25761924
Sounds like a good deal to me. I can't cook for shit but love trying all kinds of new foods. I really would like to learn how at some point but just haven't taken the time yet. And then we could play vidya on into the night and ruin our sleeping patterns. I hope you like horror games.Anyone anyone? Cuz I didn't mean that platonically desu.
>>25762098
>stay inside for a week
>need to go out to do something like get some food
>exit house feeling slightly not-ugly because you've been away from people for so long
>surrounded by qts and normal looking people all of a sudden
>have a panic attack and go home and die
>>25762115
Yup, when I stay inside I don't care about my looks or notice them but once I leave my room and see all these beautiful people I want to die
>>25762067
>that post
wew
Legal in Canada though, on account of there only being a few years between our ages at the time.
I give up.
>>25762098
>>25762141
Anywhere you ever feel comfortable going?
>>25762141
Yes. Makes me wanna be a NEET and never leave the house because at least I'm happy. When I have to exit and face ACTUALLY attractive people it is spooky as fuck and makes me wanna die
>>25762065
>>25762115
Can you fuck off
>>25762144
Pretty much all there is from your archives that was interesting. There was also the jello thing and weird 2muchmanga fetish shit
>>25762171
In my room that's about it
>>25762186
Everyone is so beautiful
>>25762201
I'm depressed and r9k is the only place where I can share feels that people actually relate to
Literally nonstop talk about PTP and pedophilia, no room for ugly women
>Tumblr
I dare you to mention being an ugly woman on this god foresaken website, the trannies over there will devour you
/r9k/ is my home desu ;_; where else is an ugly gal supposed to go?
>>25762201
I wonder if I didn't frequent /r9k/ as much during the main times he created threads because I swear I don't ever remember seeing shit Ivan produced other than handfuls of thread comments here and there. How did I miss all of this robotism?
>just stomped on a bug in my kitchen
>wipe foot off on rug
>nothing there
>look at bottom of sock
>no bug therewe /x/ now
>>25762235
Is it just seeing beautiful people or is it being seen by them?
>>25762244
>pedos
since when?
>>25762263
Eeyore, genuinely wondering, did you not read the title of this thread? This is a thread for the lowest rejects of female society to congregate and discuss how badly life scorns us, not for your pathetic off-topic attention whoring. If you want to live blog your pretentious, boring, normie life maybe you should make your own thread and get out of a thread targeted at the less fortunate like myself.
>>25762201
>weird 2muchmanga fetish
I don't remember that one, although I suppose you probably mean several things?I wonder what you'd think if I'd Ivanposted every post I've ever made here. Kind of a useless question because there's no way of really showing you it all anyways, oh well.
>>25762315
>posting all of that
>>25762244
You don't need a trip to do any of that here. Go away before I dump rare mystery pics that you posted without your trip on a couple boards
>>25762263
Ivan posting habits really never crossed with him either. I literally didn't know who he was until end of last year. I guess I clumped him up with IAN unconsciously; I don't even remember IAN either.
>>25762315
tripfag attentionwhoring is welcome in all threads. You have the most experience with this
>>25762323
I've only found some anonivan posts of you contactfagging femanons.
>>25762344
Eeyore is literally the embodiment of everything I hate in men
>mediocre in every sense of the word
>pretentious
>sneaky and conniving
>lying
>femorbiter collecting
>attention whoring
>sleazy
It's not even wasted breath to me desu
>>25762372
I never paid much attention to him but his borderline-normal experiences coupled with his robot traits are eerily similar to Snowman. Not that I think they're the same person.
Ian was painstakingly obvious any time he posted, especially back in early new9k.
>>25762372
>I dump rare mystery pics that you posted without your trip on a couple boards
DO EET
Whatever Trevor
>>25762372
For what it's worth I've contactfagged more male posters but I did that with steam and I don't /think/ I've Ivanposted in coupling with that info.
>>25762263
I mean I've been here since the beginning with gaps here and there, "Ivan" was just a throwaway pseudonym that happened to stick for the most part- but I didn't use all the time. Really, maybe 0.1% of all my posts have had Ivan slapped on, and no more than 30% of all of my posts at any one time will have the name, maybe with one exception- when I picked up the name to begin with.
I have problems committing to this identity and poisoning it with some of the absolute horseshit I post anonymously, but also get butthurt about not getting recognition for posting a lot. Guess you can't have the cake and eat it too.
>>25762421
>wanting to see more pictures of my ugly mug
Literally for what reason
>>25762315
>This is a thread for the lowest rejects of female society to congregate and discuss how badly life scorns us
said the nonvirgin used roastie slut
irony is probably lost on you
>>25762508
Curiousity mostly, it's hard to explain.
>>25762522
I am an eggwoman-edition human flesh light. There is no irony in this thread.
>>25762480
Why do you want the recognition?
>>25762480
>not being true about your identity
What else are you hiding inside of you Ivan?I don't like people that are not genuine
>>25762535
I'm not some freakshow circus animal to gawk at, man. ;_;
>>25761925
Help I don't even know how to respond!But yeah, I got this shit down. I'll be cool and stop hogging them for this post.
>>25761954
Gosh diggity darn! You keep coming back at me with all this logic and I can't come up with anything besides I really don't want to post my disgusting arms.
I feel bad about everything from my nails to my horrible job editing out my laptop. This wasn't even my arm's final form and the lighting was in my favor I think.
Thanks for the tip though! I'm so scared posting this and took even longer than usual to respond.
>>25761987
Yeah, I really don't know dick about computers.
Why do some even go spending that much? I do see people talking about spending $3,000 on a PC all the time, so I just kind of figured that's what needed to be done. Even someone I actually talked to spent that much on one.
>>25762106I'm pretty sure you changed your mind after clicking the spoiler image.
>>25762574
>rachhht24
>4'12"
FUCKING WOMANLETS
WHEN WILL THEy LEARN
should i delete this crazy guy on my list thats obviously ignoring me? we were talking and then suddenly he starts ignoring me. u.u
fuck that. he's getting removed
>>25762639
>Help I don't even know how to respond!
With skype/email/whatever contact you have
>Those arms
hnnng
>>25762574
Prolonged social ostracization followed by brief tastes of normality, whetting an insatiable urge for attention and acknowledgement.Well, that's really exaggerating it, but something along those lines.Something's always felt wrong.
>>25762594
Mostly describing fetishes, a LOT of self loathing posts, and some edgy opinions I guess. A lot of it seemed mundane to me but this is /r9k/ so I'm sure it was all outlandish compared to a normal individual's online posting habits.
But really it's not like I've pretended to be anyone, just lies by omission.
>>25761108
>Utena
can we be friends....
>>25762639
Fellow PCOS sister?
>>25762617
That's not it, but w/e
>>25762639
>rich and have the money to blow
>ignorant and have the money to blow
>both
The rare exception are people who use computers for design work of all types that I don't know (like photoshop, rendering, movie-making, etc etc.) and need multiple expensive GPUs to do their job efficiently.
>yet another woman with more arm hair than me
>>25762662
Huh. I went the complete opposite directionbeats me as to how but I can't complain
>>25762662
But aren't you male? Isn't that pretending?
>>25762639
post hand+nails
>>25762662
>not wanting to attach the negative parts of yourself to your online "identity"
Not liking this senpai. Only presenting the positives is kinda predatory in a sense. Who knows what else you're hiding. At least samson is truly authentic
>>25762681
I said brief tastes, nothing's really changed, although maybe I'm nicer to look at.
>>25762692
I don't understand
>>25762639
>Gosh diggity darn! You keep coming back at me with all this logic and I can't come up with anything besides I really don't want to post my disgusting arms
If you can't feel comfortable on an anonymous norwegian stamp collector board then where can you feel comfortable? I've seen much worse on an indian girlm It's certainly hairier than most girls but you're beating yourself up more over it than it's worth.
>I'm so scared posting this and took even longer than usual to respond.
That's fine, I understand not wanting people to see what makes you feel vulnerable.
>>25762639
To be completely honest you're not much hairier than the average Italian woman.
Just tell people you've got wop genes.
>>25762714
It's called a lack of accountability for your posts. Something old trips used to stress a lot.
>>25760157
It's on ios?
No tnx feg.
>>25762714
>I've only Ivanposted the positives and none of the negatives
That's so far from the truth. I've omitted lots of both, in addition to the stuff I simply have no reason to post here whatsoever.
>>25762714
Most trips possess the rampant ego and with strong observable ego comes pride and narcissism.
>>25762715
Do you think things would change if you experienced subjectively normal things?They didn't for me.
>>25762742
>letting people know everything about you or connecting all your personality traits
2spooky
>>25762759
It's moreso making sure you stand behind all of the posts you make. Which I guess I do. I post anonymously sometimes but my anonymous posts aren't as impassioned
>>25762758
>that pic
I love that book. That dyke was a fucking hero, seriously. Wish more people knew about it.
>>25762574
>These women expect to make 60k a year by sucking an old dudes dick.
>tfw if someone is actually willing to pay that they would be making as much money as me by doing nothing but pretending to like someone and give someone sex.
I hate this world.
>>25762776
I only trip to shitpost so I don't have much to stand behind anyways.
>>25762639
>Why do some even go spending that much?
Because they can, in most cases. Real graphics junkies and shit, they definitely don't need to but if you've got the money and it's your primary hobby why not, ykno? Plus the more you spend, the longer until you have to upgrade to keep playing the newest shit. I spent $700 on mine maybe four years ago and it still runs everything current relatively fine. DD:DA hype for tomorrow, for example.And no, I definitely didn't change my mind after seeing the picture. That isn't even that bad in my opinion. Would still let you try new recipes on me. What kinda contacts you comfortable with, if any? I got email and skype.
>>25762784
Same. Wish it became popular enough to get the attention it deserves.
>>25762797
Same. It'll burn soon enough.
>>25762751
>>25762480
>maybe 0.1% of all my posts have had Ivan
Probably why I never found you too interesting if you omitted alot about yourself with your tag. Recognition of anon post, for me, are situation and mostly misses.
>>25762759
>this is what I like
>>25762859
I'll try to be more inclusive in the future but I have to go to bed now because I promised last post for serious.If you're reading this, and feel like I mean this spoiler for you in particular, please sleep too.
>>25762886
>>25762859
Oh and also that 0.1% figure is probably generous but I mean that I posted for a LONG time before even adopting Ivan for the first time but this post is being submitted automatically I'm gone
>face too round
>one eye is smaller than the other and it's really fucking noticeable
>blind in that eye
>nose is too flat at the end
>hair is always frizzy
>robots have rated me a 2/10 before
I want to die carving my face off.
>>25759811
deletethisthreadplsOP
desu I'm a qt tranny and I'd date literally any girl that's not a huge landwhale, and itsn't deformed (I like interesting/unique faces so being unattractive isn't an issue unless you're hideous)
Personality is the main thing I have standards for, that and shared interests.
I-I'm in Australia btw, j-just incase.
>>25762913
>desu I'm a qt tranny
You aren't qt
Now kill yourself faggot
>>25762908
How frizzy is too frizzy?
>>25762933
like it looks like i ran through a humidifier frizzy. i have to spray copious amount of hairspray but then i small like it.
Also forgot to mention i sweat a lot under my arms. Like deodorant does nothing.
>>25762908
>>hair is always frizzy
as long as you let me cum in it i don't mind :^)
>>25762925
whenever I've posted a shity pic from a straight on angle I've had anons orbit me and call me qt.
But they're probably all dudes, whom I'm not into.
I've had all of the validation I need senpai, you're wasting your time trying to convince me otherwise.
>>25762954
Sounds cute senpai. I wanna see it. I've seen straight, and floofy, and curly, and etc., but I've yet to see really frizzy.
>>25762954
My teacher had that problem and had to get prescription deodorant.
>>25762978
I don't keep photo evidence of that rats nest.
>>25763009
I didn't ask if you did faggot
This thread's slow degradation was disappointing to say the least.
>>TFW fat, digusting neet girl, 22
Everyone's always hated me, called me ugly, ignored and alienated me. I'm shy and quiet and autist. It's only within the last few years that I've found a group of friends, but me being inexperienced at friends, I freeze up in social situations, never say much. Etc. Consider killing myself every day, if this is all I can do.
>>TFW crying alone in the cellar now, at almost 4 AM
>>25762973
>>25763021
Wrong post. insert original comment here
>>25763042
It's not really like it started off well to begin with. Any thread that's created to deal with femanon insecurities ends up falling apart because people realize how dumb it is to complain about being unlovable when you have a boyfriend.
>>25763058
>>25763009
What, you can't snap a quick one, just for me? At least tell me what color it is.
>>25763051
>tfw no NEET gf
It's all I want.
>>25763051
You should probably figure out hygiene and make-up if you haven't yet. People cut ugly girls some slack when they at least put some effort into their appearance.
>>25759866
>ugly girls can get sex THIS easily
>b-b-but girls dont live on easy mode
>>25762289
Both
>>25762908
Same, I have a super lopsided face
>>25761377
>tfw rich friend gave me a $3000 gaming laptop for free because he wanted a desktop
>>25763546
Would you let me fuck you? d
>>25760799
If he leaves you it'll be because you're so fuckin' insecure.
Like, I'm a pretty fuckin' ugly chica, but I don't complain about it. Literally pay 30,000 dollars and you can fix your face and body hair. And while that is expensive, it is completely doable. Just work hard for a couple years. Fuck.
>>25763612
>Like, I'm a pretty fuckin' ugly chica
I'd still fuck you :^)
>>25763624
Honestly, a lot of people would, and one person does. People are attracted to confidence, even if it's unfounded.
>>25763560
I'm pretty over sex 2bh, I am grossed out by the thought of someone touching me also you'd have to be blind to want to touch me
>>25763654
>one person does
normie reefuck off
>considering hiring a prostitute to take my virginity
>>25764113
I'd do it for free ugly femanon
>Robot still hasn't emailed me
ANY DAY NOW
N
Y
D
A
Y
N
O
W
>>25764113
I wouldn't do it for free but I'm an attractive robot.
>>25764268
I'm the anon who would do it for free
I'm slightly above average family :^)
>>25764183
How long have you been emailing each other?
>>25764178
>>25764268
If she's willing to pay for a proper Chad prostitute she's not going to settle for her first time belonging to a robot.
>tfw lazy eye
>tfw underweight
>tfw bad stomach, feel gross for hours after I eat something
>tfw stutter
>tfw sleep 12+ hours a day, always tired
>tfwcloset dyke
it's terrible to be me senpais
>>25764337
Be my dyke friend?
>>25762908
sounds adorable tbqh.
>>25764354
what does that entail though
>>25764380
We'd be friends and I won't pick on you for being uglyeven if you sound cute
>>25764337
Are you in Australia and would you date a girlwith a feminine penis?
![[Hien] Kotoura-san - 02 [BD 1080p H.264 10-bit AAC][5DEB8206].mkv_snapshot_07.33_[2016.01.15_10.51.01].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2ATcFOV.jpg "[Hien] Kotoura-san - 02 [BD 1080p H.264 10-bit AAC][5DEB8206].mkv_snapshot_07.33_[2016.01.15_10.51.01].jpg")
>>25764290
Just over a week.Only one reply
I'm ready for this to blossom.
>>25764392
>>25764411
>Plenty of girls posts
>One says she's gay
>''Oh I can turn her!'' Wannabe Chad's flock
#DeathToAllMen2016
>>25764416
Don't worry anon he'll be fucking you with a bag over your head that has in no time :3
>>25764392
probably not sorry that sounds like too much.
>>25764411
no and also no sorry.
>>25764426
>wannabe chad
>just above 5 foot and takes estrogen and anti-androgens
anon pls
>>25764426
>>''Oh I can turn her!'' Wannabe Chad's flock
What? I want a dyke friend, not someone to fuck
I don't care about the tranny/trap
>>25764435
t-too much? How so?
>>25764437
You'll never be a girl you abominable freak.
>>25764443
Talking is a struggle for me and I don't do it for fun, in my spare time I'm entirely silent. I'm a wagecuck so I need to talk to customers all day.
>>25764447
You think I don't know that senpai?
I'm just treating my disorder that I've been diagnosed with.
No need to be rude, some of us don't have the pleasure of being totally sane.
>>25764462
Well we could start with text/email
IF YOU'RE AN UGGO
THEN DATE UGGOS
STOP CHASING CHAD
HE DOESN'T WANT YOU
>21 year old male
>have been on hrt for over a year now
>get compliments from the very few online who have seen me
>anxious as fuck when i go out in public
>tfw haven't done any voice training so i still sound like a 21 year old dude
>tfw in public i pretend to be mute so people won't know
>tfw this keeps me from finding actual friends and not just online ones
>>25764470
no dude that's the thing
>start
>implying eventually needing to do more than text/email
I never ever ever ever want the pressure of social obligations to anybody. I want to talk to strangers on a Malaysian funeral directing BBS for about an hour every day and that's all.
>>25764428
Jokes on you, we're both grills. She's probably pleasuring herself to 2D girls that I will never be as cute as <{^-^}>.
>>25764502
>implying eventually needing to do more than text/email
It doesn't
I'm fine with just a text friend.
I'd probably get pretty anxious actually talking (partially because I don't like my voice)
>>25764468
>Mentally ill people are allowed to mutate themselves to keep their delusions going
LAND OF THE FREE~~
>>25760157
Is it on Android? No? Fuck off, then.
>>25764468
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8839957
Congrats on fucking your body up for no reason
>>25764506
Would you be my dyke friend then anon :3
>>25759866
>cute boy
>no message back
You mean Chad. You got pumped & dumped by Chad like the dumb whore you are.
>>25764580
God no. I'm sure you've already asked me. Stop thirsting after gay girls on here, that's my approach.
> /ugly females general/
thats cute.
>>25764611
>>25763443
>>25764654
>One thread dedicated to females
>Males NEED to post in it to call people sluts, whores, easy mode meme, etc
>Male equivalent of calling someone 'creepy'
Daily reminder that these people are the same people complaining about women 'invading male spaces'.
