I joined Tinder for shits and grins and swipe right on everything. Long story short I matched with... her and dubs decides what I say. Trips and I ask her out
damn a girl messaged you first that's rare, even though she loks a bit on the chunky side, show her pics please.
slam whale
holy grail
>>25759607
ayy bb u wan sum fuk
original comment desu
>Long story short, are we fucking or nah.
>>25759607
Turn that shake weight into a strap on and we have a deal
>>25759607
u wanna be my practice gf?
>>25759607
K bby
My wife's son thinks you're cute. Want to come over so I can watch him fuck you?
>>25759711
Do this anon mine sucks balls
>>25759711
WINRAR
original comment desu ne
>>25759711
Youre the winner
>>25759638
She's ugly as fuck
>>25759638
>>25759711
I fucking hate you guys so goddamn much
>>25759792
Tell her you going to fug in the bed, in the bath and beyond. Wherever that is
>>25759836
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOOK AT THAT THING. STRAIGHT OUTTA REDDIT.
GOOD CATCH OP
I like eggs but hate niggers so fuck me right
Tell her she's using asexual microaggressions and you're triggered.
>>25759792
>>25759836
ew she is gross. no wonder she messeged first. the only girls that messege me first are whales and girls with mental issues...like legit retards.I can post some convos with the retards if anyone wants.
>>25759875
Get outta my thread you piece of shit nigger
>>25759883
Please do I'm desperate for some openers.
>>25759897
Whatever faggot. Enjoy that.....fine creature.
>>25759836
NO WONDER SHE MESSAGED FIRST
>>25759883
I can share if you want. There's clearly plenty to go around
Some immigrant that won't stop kiking me.
>>25759879
>Wanna be my practice gf
GG
>>25760039
That's a bot you dip
>>25759607
I actually like dudes. Sorry.
>>25760101
no she gave me her skype and she actually is real. she just isnt americanized i guess because she said she missed me after one day.
>>25760118
That's cute faggot. Leave my thread or join in my pain
>>25760039
> Using Google Translator to speak to you
> Hbu
> Philly
I don't think Google Translator puts those in translate. That's a bot.
>>25760099
Thanks n nice dubs btw
>>25759879
Where's the response op? Don't hold out.
>>25760249
OP here and I'm sorry but she's not responding. Shall we have a reroll?
>>25760160
>>25760160
She is real and won't leave me alone. She's kiking me now.
>>25760331
Start a new thread and we decide what to say to her or you quit being a bitch
>>25760331
Since you don't care. Post pics.
i am going to get trips and you have to put an honest effort into dating her if she wants to date because i really like what she said, thanks
>>25760331
Is she cute? that's all i want to know
>>25760315
It's too late. Ya blew it. (Consider yourself lucky)
fgsfds fgsfds
>>25760423
You scared the fucking shit outta me with that lost sir
>>25760315
For $400 I will slap your shit for 45 nonstop seconds. This is a bargain.
>>25760428
>>25760391
>>25760378
This isn't a very good picture. She sent me a lot on Skype/kik for no reason but I don't feel like finding them. She like like a 6/10 on Skype video
>>25760506
We used to stack fucks like you five feet high in Korea, use ya for sandbags.
>>25760545
re-rolling for what to say to the chinky lass
>>25760506
Ask for more pics desu. I wanna see if she really is a 6/10
She prob went to bed since she's in high school.
>>25760588
what would you rate her as?
>>25760661
5/10 but it could just be a subpar pic of her. That happens which is why more is better but still not bad if you're into her
>>25760711
not really because she is like really childish and sends me relationship maymays from facebook and says bruh after everything. she has pretty nice hair though. I'm 100% sure this girl is a virgin and never even talked to a guy before. I do like talking to her when i get bored even though the convos consists of "wyd" "im hungry" "bruh"
>>25760545
ThisMy comment isn't unoriginal, you're unoriginal fuck you
Can you join Tinder without a Facebook page?
>>25760820
Nah but it only takes minutes to make a Facebook so you should be good
Just matched with this tard. Why do I match with retards? Is it cuz I'm black?
>>25760904
Nice try faggot but I've seen that girl on r9k before
>>25760873
>tfw scared my ex will have a tinder and i'll be crushed
>tfw refuse to make a facebook until i'm /fit/ and proud of my life
I'm fucked.
>>25760785
You do you Boo but it seems like if you wanna do it with her you can.
>>25760947
Desu this happened to me 2 years ago and you just gotta deal with it. It's easy though just make a Facebook with your first name and a fake last. Then turn on all privacy and security and post pics of you that are good. Then make a Tinder and when that's successful just delete the Facebook until you're ready again
>>25760928
She's beat and not even 18. I want nothing to do with her. I could fuck since the age of consent is 16 where I live.
>>25761033
Absolutely repulsive and retarded to boot
>>25761076
I gotta stop swiping right on everyone.
>>25759836
That's a biiiiiig bitch
>>25761033
holy shit, man the harpoons
she wouldn't even be pretty if she was thin
>>25760506
WOAH THE FUCK IS THAT
If you can eat my hot dog as good as you eat everything else, we will get along fine
>>25761033
I would rekk the shit out of that high test queen.
