>Hey anon, want a bite of my cookie? ^_^
>tfw no cookie gf
>>25757672
>s-sure
>tfw I love cookies
>not even doing it because she bit into it
>I just love fucking cookies
whats with her eyes and forehead
>>25757758
Absolutely nothing. She's gorgeous.
>>25757830
shes not that cute
I never really had an attraction to blonde girls and girls that looked like her
>although those type of girls gave me a lot of flirty looks growing up
>>25757881
Oh yeah you're definitely super attractive dude, you're just a spaghetti spiller so you're on r9k
>>25758096
Nah, he's probably just gay.
>only hobby is baking
>tfw no bf to cover in chocolate and bake in the oven at 375f for 3 hours
>>25758286
I'm a chef and my least favorite thing is baking.
I dont think I'd like to get baked either.
>>25758286
You want to kill your bf in a oven? Weird fetish.
>>25758096
I'm not attractive but those girls had something in me but they look like sluts/whores/staceys. So I avoid them
>implying they only go for super alpha roid rage chad
>>25758286
I'll be your oven bf. Pls, I'm so lonely.
>>25758096
>needing to be attractive to have an opinion towards other people's attractiveness
How did you read /r9k/ and think this was /soc/? There aren't even any similar letters.
>>25758380
Kek that's not what I'm saying. Half of these assholes say that they're actually good looking but they sperg out at the last minute I'm saying I don't believe him.
shoo shoo gains goblinrobotsucksdick
>>25758243
Underrated post
(Unoriginal fuck this board)
>tfw been successfully losing weight these past 8 months
>will be at my goal within a month
It's all because I stopped eating cookies like you, you fat bitch.
