>girl goes in for a handshake
>she extends arm a little too wide
>go in for a hug
>she didnt even try to adjust or anything, she just lets me smush her arms into my chest
>I look fucking retarded
oh god why
>no replies
oh god why
>10 more minutes
>nothing
oh god why
rest in rips anon
Face it mate. You done fucked up.
I girl once tried to hug me and I double high-fived her instead. It was pretty awkward
>spaghetti ends up on floor
>unsure if it was really me or them
>still feel like I fucked up
I hate existing
>>25757092
s-stop
;_;
>Introducing valedictorian at my highschool graduation
>She walks on stage from far side
>Meet in middle of stage
>She reaches her hand out
>In my mind it doesn't suit the occasion
>Hug her
>Whistles from crowd
Somehow I sperged and appeared alpha
>>25756645
happens all the time
>girl go for a friendly hug
>i hug her and raise her then do a spin
wtf we just laugh
> goodbye anon have to go
> yeah see you soon haha (wtF)
>>25757098
This happened to me in 9th grade. She greeted everyone with a hug, except me after that.
>>25756645
>girl
>goes for handshake
LOLYou were fucked at birth anon
girls have such weak-ass handshakes jesus christ
>>25756645
>>25756645
THIS FUCKING HAPPENED TO ME TODAY.
IT WAS MY SISTER IN-LAWS B-DAY...
>>25758344
there there anon it'll be okay
>>25758099
This lol it's not even a handshake you're just supporting the weight of their arm for a moment
