>my crush texts me
>she says david bowie is ded
>I quote the meme you guys always post in hopes to make her laugh "alan rickman is ded and all u can talk about is david bowie. you heartless cunt. alan rickman is dead."
>she says "no, not cool"
>I text "what? It's a meme. I didn't mean to offend you. I'm sorry"
>she says "you called me a CUNT."
>I said "no, it's part of the meme. I didn't call you a cunt"
>she says "yes you did"
>no, you don't understand, cunt is part of the meme. I wasn't being sexist
>she says "this isnt about you being sexist. it's about you being rude to me"
>she says "I just wanted to talk to you. BUT FORGET IT. IM NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN"
>I said "please. try to understand it's an internet meme. Cunt is in the meme. Please I'm really sorry. please forgive me"
>she doesnt respond for 5 minutes. im literally sweating bullets.
>she says "I'm gonna take a bath and drink some wine. ill ttyl"
What did she mean by this? How do I get her to understand that it wasn't personal?
try /r/relationships on reddit.com my friend
that place is more your speed.
ur really stupid
>>25756455
Learn to greentext you absolute faggot.
Means she's fucking Chad right now.
You better KILL YOURSELF
>>25756455
Doesn't sound like a girl you can joke with
Op you are the biggest fucking loser I've ever met if this is true. Post a screenshot faggot
to be honest, she sounds like a cunt
If you'd only hid your powerlevel like you should, you wouldn't have gone full autism in a text message.
You dun goof'd when you did it, but you made it worse by pandering and validating what she felt, if you just simply played it off, and told her that she was over-reacting to a simple meme on the internet and to chill, it would have been in your favor. You should have made her feel like she was over-reacting basically and stuck with it no matter what till she calmed down.
>>25756715
This, you went full beta OP
>>25756455
Ultra-beta.
>>25756455
Just send her this image
>>25756529
>>25756529
>>25756529
this really. its sad but true no memes
Giant as fuck red flag. Girls who will do anything to misinterpret jokes in the worst possible way deliberately for attention. Just walk away anon and say no more. You already apologized and said it was a joke. If she wants to be a table flipping cunt then let her
what a dip
>>25756455
You are an autist. Please never talk to anyone ever again. Don't bother posting here either.
She sent a message about taking a bath, which means she wants you to visualize her bathing. This is practically affirmative consent.
Go over there and rape her RIGHT NOW!
>>25756455
She's fucking with you, whether it's conscious or not. If you were a Chad she would have gotten the joke. still, you fucked up memeing your crush. Should have just said "yeah it's really sad. Did he mean a lot to you?" Or something else more genuine
