who else /hate their name/ here?
Mohammed reporting
I wish my parents were creative. It also pretty much dries up any pussy when I introduce myself.
>>25754369
Marcin here, and desu I like it
(its Martin in US/western europe if i know correctly)
>old fashioned, unique name
>people constantly use a short-hand version of it I don't like
>everyone knows I'm going to a fancy-pants faggot when they hear it
>people sometimes pronounce it like britbongs and sound vaguely lewd
5/10, not a retarded name but could be better
>>25754400
your europe right? why not join your halal brothers and rape the whole city like you mudslimes always do. no one would call out on you because that would be racist. seriously, you are pretty shitty for a sand spic. consider jihad you sand faggot.
>spanish
>Javier
JUST
>>25754369
>tfw name is only 3 letters
>tfw named after my dad
It's simple and easy for people to remember. As if they remember me anyway. Being named after my dad kinda sucks because he's a decent guy and I'm a fuckup, and I feel like I'm being expected to be as good as him or better. All things said, I wouldn't change my name. I can't think of anything better and I don't want to. It's just me.
Who /Hunter/ or /any other trend name/ here?
>>25754461
GRAB
>>25754455
Anything else you need to get off your chest schlomo?
I think I have a cute name, Taylor
>>25754490
Taylor on a girl is alright, but on a guy is fucking JUST-tier
>>25754455
NYC
I'm also agnostic
But I wouldn't mind breeding with some qt white Germans.
>>25754400
Whats wrong with Muhammad (peace and blessing be upon him)? Are you denying our prophet?
>>25754530
>but on a guy is fucking JUST-tier
Not if you're me
>>25754369
>mfw you reminded me my name
fuck you man i hate myself and my name i just call myself anon in my thoughts, i know its autismo but i don't have any social interaction anyways.
>>25754400
>dries up any pussy
Dry like the Arabian desert. They're just trying to be accommodating to your tiny arab dick.
>>25754533
why not go up to a girl and say I would like to ram my jet into your twin towers? works everytime.
>>25754549
>Whats wrong with Muhammad
Boring and generic. I should have just gone by my middle name.
>Are you denying our prophet?
Yes
>>25754400
I feel you
It sucks to be raised in a muslim household. Thinking about changing my name once I live on my own.
>Braxton
I have always thought it sounded strange.
>>25754560
Is your name Herman or something?
>>25754549
It's the most common name on Earth, literally. It's also the least creative, most boring fucking name in history.
>tfw Marc
>tfw you will never be as good as Mark
I said my own name in my head like 20 times and it's lost all meaning to me. I don't know who I am anymore.
>>25754630
Hi Marc
Hi Marc
Hi Marc
Hi Marc
Hi Marc
Would it be weird if I asked everyone to start calling me Dan instead of Daniel? I am 27.
>>25754583
I know. Shit sucks man. I'm handsome as fuck as well and get positive attention from woman all the time. To bad I have a little weewee.
>>25754590
More like a chopper
>>25754630
oh hi marc
>>25754630
Why not go by Marcus?
>his name only has one syllable
Lel
>>25754651
>>25754660
FUCK OFF LA
>>25754445
What s your name then?
>foreign name
>everyone asks where I'm from or tells me I don't look foreign
Th-thanks mom.
>>25754369
>Colin Powell fucked it all up for me by saying his own name wrong all these years
>>25754688
My dad's name is Marcos. He'd probably think of me as some autist faggot (if he doesn't already)
>>25754482
CALM DOWN AHMED YOU ALMOST EXPLODED BECAUSE OF ANGER
>Andrew
JUST
>>25754744
Andrew is fine. Totally normal.
>>25754482
allahallahallahallahallahallahallahallahallahallah..
but seriously, how does one covert to ISI......islam?
>>25754616
My name is a uncommon-ish name here in my country, its not bad or anything but since im the only one ive ever met with it it feels awkward. I also feel like its bad since i identify with foreign culture ( wouldn't like a qt anime girl saying my ethnic name for example. I need Anon as my alias ) Not to mention it reminds me of who i am.
>>25754784
what? a faggot? is that what you are saying?
>>25754722
>>gaschamber
untermensch
>>25754784
>mfw just posted this
>someone posted my name
>>25754808
>>>pork
sand coon
>>25754805
worse
ahapa with some nigger blood
>parents somehow thought gaylord was a good name
I don't give a shit if it was great grandpa's name
that shit is fucked up mom and dad
>tfw managed to go through highschool without getting made fun of by going by GL and getting teachers to call me that by visiting them before each school year
>>25754892
holy fuck this name
i'm still baffled that in this day and age people think it's a good idea
your name is a meme
do you go by your middle name or anything?
>>25754892
hahahahaha what a gaylord.
>>25754921
I just said I go by GL
my parents are weird in that they didn't give me a middle name, so I couldn't even cop out to that one
>>25754892
Your parents are horrible people.
Normies really are demons, who the fuck names their own child gaylord
I have it the worst here. My name is Chad and I'm a failed normie. Women expect a Chad when they meet Chad and instead they get fucking Walter or Stewart.
>TFW your name isn't Roderick
>>25755011
>Chad
GET OUUUUUTTT!!!!! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhh!
normal fag
My dad named me after the protagonist of his favourite movie. I don't know why my mom didn't stop him.Snake.
>>25754369
My name's pretty alright. David.
>tfw when my name is Stacy
>tfw hasnt dated in weeks
feels bad man.
FuckingMason, good job dad.
>>25755120
THE NUMBERS
H
E
N
U
M
B
E
R
S
>>25755065
what is your last name?is it naked, venom, liquid or solid?
>>25754369
My Mother fucking hypenated my last name, that's a lot worse.
>>25755065
Snake, huh?
>>25755164
He named me after Snake Plissken. You know, from Escape From New York. My last name is long and German.
me. my name is Dahl`Sim Daijobu.
wait nm its kind of cool.
tfw my name is matt
i wish it was drake or dusty or dante
>Jonathan
>not even a jew
>will never have a white christian name
>>25754369
>tfw richard
>tfw ive only ever met 3 people my age with this name
they couldve easily given me a chad name. Fucking normies
>>25755214
>Plissken
>Plinsken
>Pliskin
B R A V O K O J I M B L E Ssorry for being a movie pleb and not knowing movies
i love my name, it makes women think im exotic when i just have european ancestors. its even better when i use the anglicized version of it, and later they find out my real name.
>>25755273
>tfw your name is dustin but no one ever calls you dusty
>>25754369
>spanish
>Felipe
I'm fine with it desu
Sam reporting in
I like it though
>>25754369
Harvey here, pretty lame right?
>>25755293
Give it a watch, it's pretty good. Skip Escape From LA, though.
I want to change my last name to Wolf because I hate my dad and am a furfag
>>25755332
Samuel or just "sam"? it pisses me off when i see people name their kids fucking nicknames
>>25755214
Escape From New York?
>>25755350
furfaggot get out. no one likes you. fuck a cat and die of annual ads fsggotmeister furgrinding hollowing furnigger
>Josh
What's worse is, I can't think of anything better, it suits my pathetic personality
>>25754474
So.... your name is Bob right?Tim?
>>25755358
Yeah Samuel but I just go by Sam
Whenever I put down Samuel people think it's how I prefer to be called
>>25755141
Nice reference brooooo
>>25755406
>>25755406
Josh is the ultimate beta name
>>25755366
Yeah. My dad loves action movies and that's his favourite. Could be worse, though. He likes anime too and could have named me after that.
>>25754477
witnessed the double duberoo
>>25754892
http://www.gaylord.org/
you have a website named after you... a good place i went there from brain injury from a car accident
>>25755475
What should I change it to?
I like to think my English version of it is Alan, since that is almost how we pronounce it here. Norwegian retard here.
Normie or autistic name?
>>25754369
my name is Tyler. I don't hate it but I'm not thrilled about it either. I dunno what I would have liked better though.
>>25755537
Alan = autismo
Allen = gaybo
>>25755567
>Tyler
you black?
>>25755333
harvey from suits is pretty badass
plus you got trips so there you go
>>25755632
yes tyler the creator browses /r9k/, jeez his real name isnt even tyler.
>>25755065
You think that's bad, my dad named me after a fucking sword my name on my birth certificate is Katana. Don't make it no better that my last name is after a bird. It fucking sucked walking in the hallway in high school kids would make swift slicing noises. It sucked. Hard.
My name is Wilson. I'm kind of embarrassed by it, I don't like how I have 2 last names. I always feel weird telling people for the first time, and I've had people I had just met scream "WIILLLSOONN" (from castaway) at me like a thousand times.
>>25755332
Sam here. And I have a gf who's name isSam
people call usSam squared
scott, my brother liked the movie teen wolf. some asshole asked from the tv show...
>>25755587
God damn, sounds more like Allen. Guess I'm a gayboy
>>25754400
Same, but named Ahmed.
Probably going to call myself by my Last Name instead since it's unique
>>25755639
Thanks hombre.
Oc so dont mute me supfeme overlord
Middle name is Lawrence. I don't see a way to view that as a good name.
I'm white and name is Luis (pronounced Lewis) and I fucking hate it when spics say "Lew-ees."
>>25755665
But can you cut through tanks ina single slice?
>>25755214
Snake Untermenschen?
>Goncalo here
>>25754400
>not going by your middle name
>not going by "Mo"
>not going by a made up name
>not just changing your name (costs about $300 all in)
Jake.
Fuck this name man. It's like I'm a golden retriever or some shit.
>tfw guy
>tfw name is MACKENZIE
i want off this ride family
>>25756017
I know a Mackenzie, he goes by Mack. Could be worse
W-what do you guys think of the name "Anton"?
>>25754630
>mfw I see the name marc
>>25754400
I wish my name was Mohammed. I like the idea of how it pisses off a lot of people; Too bad my name is Ali.
>>25754455
>>25754583
Wah wah wah muh beautiful europe, nah fuck you, you guys dont deserve to be here if you guys are overly getting depressed if your heads might potentially going to get blown off. Like fucking hell your race doesn't give a flying fuck about you. You guys deserve to get your heads cut off; it'd be good because most robotos/neets make up lies of wanting to suicide; it'd be good if they assist your suicide attempts and kill yourselves is always a good option.
Rate my name /r9k/
Patrick
>>25755065
NICE. Can you do the voice?
>>25754369
>tfw Colby
>tfw named after a cheese
It's almost like my parents wanted to be grow up a betafag
>>25756425
>Patrick in its earliest form, can be found as the name derived from the Latin name Patricius (patrician, i.e. "nobleman").
Braeden here.
Fits me well and it's not spelled in a nigger way so I suppose I'm satisfied.
>>25754369
>be really attractive
>charismatic
>good personality
>named mohammed tho
like, a bitch gets on my dick I know she want it, then I tell her my name's mohammed and her vagina goes from being wetter than the amazon forest to drier than the sahara
meanwhile my brother who got a nice, traditional ambiguous afghan name not linked to islam gets pussi when he wants and doesn't face discrimination (since our last name doesn't sound muslim either)
so yeah I kinda hate my name, not going to be a cuck and change it however, I do go by mo to most people now.
>casey
>people always say it's a girls name but it's really 75% a guy's name
Erik reporting.
>Eric
>be Pavel
>every time I introduce myself people ask "what was that? Pablo?"
>>25754369
>David
>fucking jew name
>not even jewish
>>25754369
Peter here
I fucking hate my name
>>25755632
no. german.
ignoring Elliot Rodger, what does /r9k/ think of the name Elliot?
>>25756823
thanks doc
bloxxxxxxxx
>tfw when im pretty sure im the only person in the world with my name
>people are always asking where i come from
>people are always mispronouncing it
i like it,9/10
>>25756823
Dr PavelYou don't get to bring friends
who /James/?
>Called Garry
>Everyone spells my name Gary
FUCK
I don't have a problem with my name, but oh boy, do I get a lot of shit for my surname.
>Death
Every time.
Every single time I introduce myself to someone, they think I'm joking. And let's not start with "OOOH, DEATH IS HERE, BEWARE" jokes. And goddammit, everybody thought I was just an angsty teen in high school, thinking I made up my surname just to be cool. What a fucking mess.I still like being called Mr. Death.
>>25754702
Benedict?
>tfw your name isForrest
Get called reese's peanut butter cups all the fuckin time man.
>named keny
>always spell Kenny
>even with people I've know for 3+ years
>mfw
>>25755723
Charlie?this is a total original comment
> Wes
Won the game
I actually quite like my name. First and middle, though I go by my middle name.
It'sSean
>mfw people spell it asShawn or Shaun
>adam
>people used to call me adumb in school
The combination of my first name and last name make me sound like a black guy.
When people would meet me for the first time, they would always say something along the lines of "Oh, I thought you would be black."
I'm white as fuck.
>>25758095
Literal faggot name. The only way it could be worse is if your name was "Wesley"
>>25758127
>mfw I was one of those kids
>>25757865
how many times a day do people tell you to run forrest run or make 'box of chocolate' jokes
>>25754369
>rick
Nah, its alright
>>25754369
>zion
>actually like my name
>>25757631
How the fuck did that become a surname?
>Ethan
I don't hate it really I just... it's meh. Should I go by my middle name,Samuel, instead?
>>25758297
are you black
be honest
My name is Simon... I'm not a kike fuck im a pure white aryan goddamit mom and pop
>>25758195
>t. Reginald Jefferson
>>25758347
No.
I'm from Appalachia. My parents were just weird.
>>25757631
that sounds pretty hilarious man
>>25758195
>my first and last name make me sound like a black guy
>white
What's your name then?
>>25758100
why? do you live in 'murrica or somethign?
>>25758195
t. Michael Wilson
>>25758383
LaDarius Washington
My mom was single when she had me. She said she named me after the man she wished had been my father.
>>25758414
>a white guy named LaDarius
I'm sorry.
>>25754369
BASED CALEB COMING IN
>>25754369
>tfw when named Darien
The ultimate Chad tier Husbando
>>25758414
>LaDarius
I can already imagine all the job interviews your mom denied.
>>25758230
No it's not. It's Southern Baptist.
I was named after my grandfather. He was named after his, a man who fought in the Confederate army
Now tell me about your name, bitch
>>25758428
Yeah, you're telling me.
On the first day of class in third grade I got into an argument with my teacher during roll call. I guess she was looking for a black kid when she called my name, and thought I was playing a joke. She made a big scene about it, and it ended with me being sent to the principal's office in tears. My mother had to come pick me up from school and drug me back into the classroom where she yelled at the teacher and explained that it really was my name at that my father wasn't black. All in front of my whole 3rd grade class.
>>25758491
Carlton.
Fight me faggot.
>>25758436
WHOAH MAN WATCH OUT THERE
also
>tfw Mitchell
>Bitchell
>tfw sam
just one more syllable would be good. I've not met a person capable of pronouncing my last name.
>Jonathan sounds too formal and pretentious
>Jon sounds like I'm a tractor
I just can't win
>Fucking stupid Eastern European name
>Common there
>Very uncommon here
>Everyone adds an extra vowel and mispronounces it
>Must repeat myself 4 times in order for someone to get it
>Hate self
>skim through the thread to see if there's even one name I like so I can call them idiots for not liking it
>it never happened
>>25758598
I feel you man
>Atte
Literally impossible for non Finnish people to remember or pronounce. Considered using my middle name
>>25754369
>>25754369
>White girl
>Named Sarah
of course
Though I only have myself to blame, since I chose to name myself that. Long story. It's just the name that clicked the most.
>Justin
It's just such a shitty name.
>>25755475
Bernard is worse
>>25758346
no ethan is fine
>>25758354
simon is fine too wtfwhat do you say? xDDD
>>25758414
>>25758528
jesus christ, i'd change it 100%
>>25758700
JUST
i think my name is good.
>Jakob
Do you guys think it looks jewy with a K? I always thought it was cool, Jacob is just like whatever. People online think im swedish or some shit though
and then my last name is Konrad, so whenever I'm talking to someone and they need to spell my name its like.. "both are with a k... no not kacob..."plz no dox
>>25756134
Solid name imho.
>mom gave me the same name as her sister
>always get confused at family parties when people say our name
>asked her why she chose it and her response was just "well I just really like that name"
>>25756017
I'm sorry I asked if that was your last name by mistake when I signed you up for that store card.
>>25758797
That's very kind of you to say!
At most I've heard my name is average t this point.
>>25758346
Ethan is more professional. I would go with that.
Is Adolf still a legal name?
>>25755521
Change it to Joosh. Or maybe Jooosh.
>>25754630
HEY THERE MAAAAAARC
>>25758277
Not as much as they used too
>>25754445
What is it, something like Poindexter?
who /zach/ here
>>25754688
Nobody LENGTHENS a name, they shorten them. If Marc were short for Marcus, that's one thing, but "Marc" is his name. What kind of fucker makes it into a whole different name? That's like saying your name is Alan but going by Alouicious.
>>25759135
he doesnt like his name he could go by fucking pablo if he wants
>>25754965
Your parents are sadistic, for sure.
Then again, there are still parents in this day & age who name their kid Richard and call him Dick.
>>25755011
I've never actually known someone with the legal name Chad; it's always a nickname for Charles or something.
>>25755277
The vast majority of the Jonathans I know are not Jews. I don't even think of that as a Jew name.
Now, Abraham, Isaac, Ira, Jacob--those are Jew names.
>>25755424
Or Don...
>>25755475
Actually, Josh is a trendy name for a certain era. There was awhile when every little bratty kid was named Josh. Now they're grown up.
>>25755567
Tyler is one of the quintessential Millenial names. Like the female name of Caitlyn (and its homonyms). People will forever know your approximate age as soon as they find out your name, the way you always know someone named Wilbur or Edna or Gladys is old.
>>25755681
> I have a gf
> cutesy "couple nickname"
GET OUT, NORMIE
>>25755879
That's actually a pretty cool name. People named Jake are cool dudes, usually.
>>25754369
Aric. Barely original and yet everyone seems to fuck it up
It's phonetically Eric but with an 'A'
>>25756134
Sounds like a nignog.
>>25757925
Name Kent
> 95% of people call me KEN or even KENNETH (or Curt, or Keith...)
Even at work when I email someone, singed, name on the "From" line, and a sig file with my name, they write back "So Ken, what about...."
My last name is similarly one letter off from a much more common version--once again, even in emails with my name right there, they write back referring to me as the other name.
**RAGE**
>>25759337
Whatever you say Are-ik.
>>25758195
Nice to meet you, Leroy Washington
Sorry about that last post being fucked. Switched browsers on my phone so hopefully all's well
>>25758428
Your mom is a bitch, I'm sorry to say.
>>25754400
Hi
I'm Mohammed but you can call me Mo-ha
>>25758685
I have never met a non-white girl named Sarah.
Now, it might have a Jewish "ring" to it, but not exclusively. Calm down.
I just hope your last name is nothing like "Palin".
>>25758100
Mfw my name is Shawn.
People spell it fucking Sean
What have I seen? Hmm anon? Your name is always fucking with mine.
>>25758767
> Jakob Konrad
Names with that many Ks where poeple expect to see Cs look Germanic or slavic. Make up some exotic story about your parents escaping Hitler or something.
>>25755291
Just go by Rick.
>>25759337
I like that name, but can only imagine how 0.00% of the world ever gets it right.
>>25756663
iktf bro
>tfw whole time < 8 years old
>meet new classmates
>"thats a girls name!" "no its both!"
>to this day dont like it
>kind of feel like its a baby name or something
>6 and a half foot grown man
its an abstract kind of feel
Fixed post to make legible. My name is Theodora. Has potential. But what does everyone call me? Fucking Dora. Dora the explorer. Awesome. everytime I meet someone new they get this big shit eating grin on their face and start singing "D-D-D-D-D-Dora DORA DORA DORA DUH EXPLORURRRR" like they're the first motherfucking geniuses on the planet to make the connection between my name and a kids show that's been around for over a decade JDIMSA
>>25759613
I knew a girl named Theodora who went by "Teddi". takes a moment to get used to, but then it comes across as really cool.
>tfw dongusshhtbjkftjf
>>25759632
>mfw 25 and too old to change identity
Maybe I can move away again and start life over as a Teddi
I wish people wouldn't abbreviate long names. I used to call a girl by her full name Elizabeth instead of Liz like everyone else and she really seemed to like it.
i'm a Fernando, I actually love my name, it's a strong soundig Spanish name
>One chance at life
>Named Alberto Barbosa
>>25755665
Honestly not that bad of a name for a girl
For a guy tho...
>oscar
>i like it
>tfw your name is spelt the same way as the only particularly famous person with that name and everyone spells it wrong anyways
>>25759696
I agree. I absolutely hate it when females shorten their beautiful names to try and fit in better with their peers. The shortened versions are always so ugly, too.
Victoria
>Vicky
>Tori
Elizabeth
>Liz
>Ellie
>Beth
>Eliza
Absolutely disgusting.
>>25759729
Your name makes you sound like a movie villain. Strive for that and run with it.
>>25758100
Sean reporting in.
solid name but theres too many of us
Corey here. Always spelled Cory and just sounds childish in my opinion.
nicholas
im fine with it because it's common and easily forgettable
>>25754604
I have a friend named Braxton, lived in VA?
Max
It could be worse but people always used to give me stupid nicknames likeMaximusandMaximogrowing up
who /brandon/ here?
>>25759729
Dude your name sounds like you should be the conqueror of a small nation. Be inspired and get to it family
>>25760374
yeah I'm just 3 letters max too
not maxwell or maximillian
>tfw Hugo
>>25754369
I don't hate my name, it's just extremely uncreative and my grandmother decided that it'd be better if my first name sounded and spelt almost exactly like my last name.
I'd rather just take my middle name Poosniff.
>>25760500
you have a dope book named after you
hugo is cool as hell dog
>>25757631
Marry me fampia
>>25760567
Most people associate it with being a creepy hunchback
>>25758414
I would nickname you lad
tfw name is andrew
Jayden here, I don't like my name but im not going to change it.
>>25758061Charlie should still to Charlie work.
James
Nobody respects a spic named James
At what age do sams start going by samuel, nicks start going by nickolas, tim going by timothy, etc?
What do you think of Dan
>>25760718
I think you have it backwards, mate.
Any other robots with the surname Franco?
I think it's great. First name is shit, though
>>25760740
Shit Franco?
>>25760755
hahaoriginalcommentnumber100
>>25760755
*shit Franco
My cousins on the big screen don't care for me much, though.
>>25760723
Dan was this big smelly mouth breather that used to look over my shoulder in class.
The name was forever ruined
tfw last name is a movie
>>25760877
is it The Dark Knight Rises?
>>25759337
I like this name
>>25760981
close but not close
think sylvester stallone
>>25761023
Ah, I bet it's Rambo. That would be cool
>>25761043
yeah. i thought it would be cool too, but it's really just a burden.
>>25754369
I have had mixed responses about the name Stedman.
Gerard here, I always have to explain how to pronounce it
Usual attempts are "gEr Ahrd"
"Gered"
"Jarred"
I'm not even too sure how it's pronounced anymore :/
>tfw isabel
It's not even that bad in its self, but no one ever remembers it. I'm called Elizabeth most of the time, and for some reason Natalie in middle school. I've given up on correcting people at this point
>>25759187
My name is Charles and I hate that people can't just call me Charles, I hate nicknames.
I've been called Chaz, Chad and Charlie throughout high school.
Plus my name is a constant reminder that I'm a bastard child.
My blood father was having an affair with my mom and then after I was born he just left and I am named exactly after him.
>>25754369
Armin is not that bad of a name. English speaking people make it sound kinda strange raping that R, fellow germans just leave it out. For some reason Balkan people make it sound the best, even tho its a German first name last time i checked.
>>25761222
Charles is a top tier name.
I had a calculus teacher names Charles, he was based.
>>25761210
isabel you deserved it when you got suspended for buying vodka you roastie
get off my r9k
Gevo. Try and beat that niggers.
>>25761836
Fuck, I'm not even a slav, man.
>get off my r9k
im gone
