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Could you compete with any of the guys in this pic?
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Could you compete with any of the guys in this pic?
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No. And people that look like Trevor piss me off.
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>>25754346
Trevor is the type of guy to fuck your mom after telling her that he's bullying you.
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none of these meme faggots are impressive.

they all have different meme looks that girls love, which any robot could easily emulate.
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i don't actually think that most girls prefer men like this, it seems to me like it's more of a fetish for a man who looks in control and alpha than actual feelings. but then there's always the "women can't actually love" thing
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Pretty sure I could fuck tobias's bitch
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>>25754346
Trevor is fucking the girl of your dreams as we speak.
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>>25754323
yes
only seb dallas and tobius are hot though
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>>25754323
Matt seems kind of annoying. I guess some girls are into that, but it's really not a wide-spectrum kind of look.

>>25754564
He's just wearing a really shitty outfit that makes him look like a raging cuck.

>>25754573
That's why he pisses us off.
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>>25754323
In terms of looks, no. In terms of actions, possibly. Though my main assets are the fact that I'm fluent in three languages, can play two instruments (piano and guitar), am good at pretending to be smart, and have a semi-interesting job.
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These guys are good-looking to the point where they could be as beta or autistic as any one of you robots, and still get laid or a gf.
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>>25754542
Lol this fucking coping mechanism. These are the PERFECT men in womens eyes. Literally PERFECT. You are insanely delusional. Jesus.
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>>25754323
Is Trevor the new Chad?
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>>25754653
You realise that literally makes no difference to a woman? The only thing that makes these men attractive is their looks. You might speak 20 languages and be able to play 50 instruments but women would call you a loser with too much time and too few friends. They literally don't care unless you're tall and handsome.
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>>25754542
Much like men prefer a "real girl" with love handles and flat tits even though she's overweight? Get real. Women are only human, just like us.
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One thing I noticed about all these guys?

Larger than average foreheads. Why?
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>>25754778
Not necessarily. The fact that I can speak multiple languages and play the guitar got me several dates with Stacey's bimbo friend. Unfortunately, the only women who've gone for me are either salty feminists or bimbos who think dating me makes them smarter.
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>>25754860
An actual sign of being high test.
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>>25754923
To most women men are just an accessory. They don't really care about you as a person, they just care about how valuable you make them look to others.
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>>25755002
Social proof is an important evolutionary advantage. 9 times out of 10, if everyone hates your bf, there's something wrong with him that you can't see and you should drop him. Evolution took effect and now girls value men based on how others perceive them just as much as how they perceive the man themselves. Social proof. The fact that it increases the girl's own social standing is just a nice bonus.
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>>25754860
Male pattern balding is borne of high testosterone levels, presumably some in-built female bioloigcal response
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>>25754323
>having fag hair
>having shitty facial hair
>using "product"
>biting your nails, a disgusting habit
>dressing like a teenager in your late 20s
>wearing clothes that are not even close to fitting
>still trying to "make it" as a musician in your 30s

Yeah, I think I can compete with human trash.
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>>25755084

except for the guy wearing the toque, it doesnt look like they are receeding for the most part.

e.g. you can see people with small foreheads but easily tell they are receeding or balding.

these guys just seem to naturally have high hairlines.
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>>25754323
I'm not white so no.
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>>25754392
Kek, I remember that post.
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Nope, these are Genetically Superior Males.

If I am with a girl, the moment one of these guys walks in the room, she is focusing on him instead.
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>>25754323

Yes for Tobias, Matt, Matthew, also probably Dallas because he's just a kid
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>>25755085
kek

all this blatant insecurity. you might as well explicitly state you're a beta faggot.
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I have to know their heights. If they're manlets then hell yeah.
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>>25755139
That type of shit is nightmare fuel for betas.
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>>25755139

what post? I've legit seen porn like that
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>>25754323
I could beat them all in a boxing ring or on some vidyas.
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>>25754641
dallas is gutter garbage
the man's naME IS DALLAS
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>>25755397
Some anon was being bullied by a Chad so he told his principal and his mom, and his mom ended up fucking the Chad.
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>>25754323
Could compete with Zach, Christian, Matthew, Andrew and Dallas. Would probably lose to the rest in a club setting depending on how old the chick is. Would probably lose to Simon and Trevor any day of the week.
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Andrew isn't too far fetched I guess
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