*farts*
"Sorry about this anon. Do you mind getting me some papertowels?"
When you eat a girl out. Remember that theres been poop in on her vagina at some point. Enjoy.
>>25753639
oh i will
i will
she looks so perfect, except all the shit..
>>25753639
I've never had poop in my vagina.
>>25754076
>my vagina
such thinly veiled bait that i frankly feel insulted
>>25753639
What are you even talking about?
You're supposed to wipe front to back, anon.
>>25753578
>25753578
"It's alright babe, but you gotta let me hit that pussy raw so I can get the image of you poopin' all over my bed sheets out of my mind."
>Ok, anon, I'll let you hit it bareback.
If she accidentally poops in front of you, that means she'll be open to anything because that's as embarrassing and personal as it can get. Real talk.
>>25754076
Babies, diapers
>>25754125
Wouldn't you just rather rub her shit all over your body instead, how many chances in your sad pathetic life do you get to rub a girls feces all over your face? It's a once in a lifetime opportunity.
>>25754233
I'm okay, dubs.
>>25754076
the way i see it, you got two choices:
1. be my gf
2. leave this place, forever
choose wisely my friend
>those shoes
everytime
>>25753639
Damn bro you eating some nasty snatch.
>>25753578
I'm laughing pretty hard at those ridiculous shoes.
>>25753578
>she will never poop all over your face
Is she wearing shape ups
>>25754076
Ask your mom or dad when they were wiping your ass as a baby,
>>25753639
When you suck a dick, remember that it's been covered in shit stained underwear at some point. Enjoy.
