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Night time sadness edition
Thanks mate I appreciate it.
>tfw no tattoo bf
>Never actually expand the OP image
>Do so for the first time
>'No girls allowed'
O-Oh. What's up then, f-fellow lads? Haha..
Ahem, Evening all
It'd be funnier if we had a few more lads on there.
Don't know who? Dr pepper or Lobbyist lad maybe?
https://i.imgur.com/6rmAEAq.webm
I fucking love reddit, good lads them.
>>25751787
great big puff
>>25751734
I'm not op image guy, i can do some shit in Paint.NET but nothing Op Image guy teir
>>25751770
A Polish qt or two
>>25751787
>https://i.imgur.com/6rmAEAq.webm
fucking hell that was pretty gay
Since when were tattoos normie?
Little ones in hidden places are and so are tribal ones but I can't think of many things less normie than permanently scarring your skin. Not only that, it has the potential to disgust other people and stop you from being employed at certain places.
I'd get a tattoo if I wasn't so terrified of needles. I also think I'd pass out while it's happening or start crying and they'd laugh at me
>tfw hiding around the corner until the train comes so I don't have to ride it home with my cute co-worker
I just like to listen to my music when going home tbqh, I don't do well with conversations with my co-workers
>>25751831
Didn't you get the memo lad, owning a dog is normie, owning a car is normie.
You're only welcome here if you never move from bed and shit into a bucket.
Or film others shitting
celeb big bro isn't that bad tonight
>>25751831
Tattoos are normie as fuck, everyone loves getting big ones of stupid shit or some dumb foreign language all over them.
How do I get a taxi?
Let's assume I just arrived in London at Waterloo and need to get a taxi to Canary Wharf.
>>25751734
Here's your friendly reminder that women can't be robots.
>>25751695
Can we have a midget pushing a wheelbarrow in the OP image?
The midget who says "no croissants today, boss", I'm sure he was pushing a wheelbarrow, I can't remember if there was anything in it, some of you know what I'm talking about.
>>25751861
>owning a dog is normie
Castrate yourself you filthy paki.
>>25751813
Fuck off, not happening.
>>25751831
It was on the radio that 50% of people in Birmingham have 4 or more tattoos.
Lots of people have tattoos
>>25751910
Well that's a pile of bullshit
Tattoos are haram
>>25751867
Taxis will be waiting at the station
>>25751809
>>25751770
generally I only made additions that majority agree on.
but that said im only making it, not maintaining it all year again so anyone can be op image guy in a week or two.
>>25751929
Yeah that's what I'm asking about.
Is there a queue? Do I let myself in? Do I need to speak to the driver before getting in? Do I order him where to go? Do I pay him before or after the journey? Do you tip?
I'm hoping someone will be able to greentext a general cabbing experience so that I know what to expect and how to behave.
>>25751970
Just tell him you're going to be making 6 figures on bonuses alone lad, he'll be your private driver and best mate like in all the movies after that.
>>25751900
I'll edit her in myself if it comes to it, the only challenge will be waking up early enough to make the thread
>>25751970
Get uber. Pay through your phone and less having to talk, the taxi equivalent of getting dominos ordered online and paying with card compared to ordering on phone
>>25751875
Honestly have no idea what you're on about mate
>>25752007
God, you're pathetic desu lad.
>>25751987
Haha our driver is picking my sisters up from school otherwise he'd take me.
>>25751858
people are always tired and want to browse the Internet after work so even if you do enter her proximity don't worry about making convo lad
>>25751970
>go to the front taxi,
>yea you generally let yourself in.
if his windows open you can ask before getting in.
>say where you want to go.
>ask him if he knows how much that will be about so you know if you got enough money.
you get there, you ask how much again cos he may have a meter.
>give money, get change, get out take luggage.
>>25751734
Where you from 'lad'?
>>25752040
I've got the train home with her before and she kept talking to me, which is why I avoid it from now on
>>25752027
I'm sure he'll be willing to take you once he's finished taking your sisters lad
>>25751734
>>25751874
fist thing she posts is look at me, im a grill...
fucking disgusting.
>>25751936
better brush up on my photoshop skills then I guess, how long you think before you're finished mate?
no pressure.
>>25752120
well duh, how else are you going to get attention?
>>25752067
Great, thank you. I assume these cabsters carry change or do they take oyster?
Any fembots get approached by random guys? I'm thinking of gathering enough courage and asking for random grills digits. Tall Paki shitskin checking in
>>25752007
How does it feel knowing she's in bed with someone tonight?
>>25752128
defiantly before the end of the month, im just doing it in my spare time.
ill upload a simplified idiot proof psd when im done so all that needs doing it months ticking off.
>>25752143
ive never seen one take card.
>>25751734
Please have sex with me
>>25752143
>>25752176
You what senpai? Most cabs take card or oyster. Google that shit.
>>25752082
He's from Thirsty-upon-the-desperate, just like you lad
>>25751734
Boys rule Girls drool
>>25752203
not the paki ones I travel in.
>>25752209
that was clever f*m
>>25752218
It's like you're trying to get stabbed
Looking forward to another night of staying in playing vidya tomorrow lads? Maybe order a chinky?
>>25752176
ah fair play, nice one geez.
>>25752228
Indian for me pal
>>25751734
Why do females always have to announce their presence?
>>25752286
Answered in 2012
>>25752228
You know it lad.
Also finished DS9 so I'm onto Black Books.
Thank Christ it's Friday tomorrow lads, couldn't take another day of wagekeking.
Feel like no one talks to me in work anymore while everyone else has become really good friends with each other while I'm stuck working with nutters.
Meant to be helping the good guys out while they're off on holiday next week but I can't shake the feeling they're setting me up to fail so I don't get put near their work again.
Who /paranoid/ here?
tears if youre not uac
>>25752018
Someone must, I refuse to believe otherwise.
>>25751695
>Have Burka fetish
>Sometimes just walk around whitechapel admiring the view.
>>25751813
No, that would scare Poleaboo away/make him feel bad
>Catch a Werster stream for once
>Doesn't even do one run before going off
![bc0ea6eeba88e282339188df47cae0c7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WCxs8o2.jpg "bc0ea6eeba88e282339188df47cae0c7[1].jpg")
>>25752400
>Burka fetish
who /questiontime/ here?
bloxx
>>25752335
>Who /paranoid/ here?
Today I saw the person that was hired at the same time as me, doing the thing I was hired to do.
I think they might have hired two people with the intention of only keeping the best one of us in some kind of Darwinian selection scheme.
>>25752438
I totally forgot about it again, thanks mate
>>25751695
tough day today lads. long post
>housemate has anger/depression problems
>tried to take his life once
>never approach him about it despite my own depression/suicidal feelings
>never spoke to anyone about my own situation desu
>anyway it's about 6pm
>with a few friends in my room when housemate walks in with his laptop
>throws it on the ground
>cuts all over his hands from punching walls
>instantly know its something to do with his gf, they've been arguing a lot recently
>"IVE FUCKED IT ALL UP HAVENT I"
>what?
>"WITH <girl>, ITS ALL FUCKED"
>punches my wall then leaves
>a few seconds go by then a loud thud
>he's smashed his head off the wall and knocked himself out
>me & friends eventually get him to come round and when he does, he's an emotional wreck
>suspect concussion, call ambulance
>after he calmed down a bit we sit alone on the stairs and wait
>he's on the phone to this girl
>hangs up and looks at me, he's emotionally destroyed. i rarely see him sad, let alone this upset
>"i can't cope mate."
>i choke a bit
>for the first time ever i feel myself open up about my own problems
>"me neither mate."
>he looked surprised for a second
>"i hear sirens."
>we sat on the stairs and cried our fucking eyes out til the ambulance came for him
he's alright now, just got a nasty headache. i'm about to smoke up and watch futurama to ease my mind a bit. despite being dazed out of his mind with his own problems, he's been asking me all night if i'm okay and if i want to talk. and for the first time in fucking ages i feel like i want to stay alive for a while.
thank you buddy. i'm too much of a pussy to thank you in person. i love you.
>>25752419
>watching that pathetic manchild
>>25752438
Fuck off to /pol/ you silly cunt
>>25752438
Yes.
Is the first question on these uppity junior doctor cunts demanding more money?
Fucking retards, they're supposed to get into medicine because they want to help others.
>>25752469
All about the money and power
>>25752469
A lot of them are just striking to piss off the tories because they are marxists
>>25752469
>get 11% pay rise
>go on strike
I thought doctors were supposed to be smart
Dragons dogma on PC on TPB lads
Created a self insert and my follower is my oneitis
>>25752462
What's wrong with being a manchild?
>>25752482
Poor 2nd generation rich immigrant cunts.
>>25752503
not 11% in real terms :^)
Friendly reminder to never trust a taig
>>25752456
with rooting for you up till
>we sat on the stairs and cried our fucking eyes out til the ambulance came for him
you fucking benders
>>25752530
yeah i'm a bit bent too. haven't told anyone about that either.
>>25752524
fuck off proddy cunt
>>25752456
Absolute fucking melt.
Jesus Christ, why did I both to read that.
Next time don't green text so my mind automatically knows 'tl:;dr'
>>25752524
PADDY OUT
>>25752530
Why does everyone cry at fucking everything these days?
>>25752438
Just a bunch of poofs and pansies who didn't realise how tough job were, stop crying and get back to work you poofs
>>25752524
>Liberal proddy detected.
>>25752557
just men who never had a father, they need a good slap to whip them into shape so they can actually do something with their lives, it's fucking pathetic
>>25751809
>>25751874
>>25752082
>>25752120
>>25752184
>>25752217
>>25752286
If you think a woman LIKE MYSELF, shouldn't be on a subchan just because I have a vagina needs to go back to reddit.
Bye.
>>25752018
I found it, it's a thing.
>tfw tinnitus suddenly kicks in
>>25752469
My brother is a junior doctor, he takes home 1800 a month and if he was paid for every hour he worked would earn less than 8 queens an hour. Now they want to make it worse than it already is with the hours, he's already so tired he can barely cope, they're trying to kill them and if the new contracts go through any doctor with any talent whatsoever will flee to another European country where they can earn more and work less for it. We will be left with the semi-literate dregs from countries we haven't ever heard of. People who think they are earning a lot are complete idiots who just want to be contrarian because the strike had public support. I would bet all of my neetbux that most people who are against it don't actually know any junior doctors and haven't had a conversation with one.
>>25752585
>If you think a woman LIKE MYSELF
>>25752586
>2010
What you want us to stick a troll face on there too? Come on son. It's got to be at somewhat recent.
>>25752595
Policemen and Firefighters work at weekends.
the contract is actually reducing their max hours it just means they will have to work some weekends
>>25752557
>>25752582
>Says the losers on /britfeel/
>>25752585
>subchan
>go back to reddit
Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmmm
also there are no girls on the internet, you are a biological male no matter how many operations or treatments you have you broken human
>>25752631
Yea, but I don't cry about being a loser.
I make his Polish QT gf lads
>>25752585
What the fuck did I do you fucking sausage merchant? I posted the OP and it has a meme in it?
Fuck off back to reddit
>>25752595
Its all part of the governments masterplan to privatise healthcare you dense prick.
Why are people so blind to what's right in front of them.
Do Moroccans count as Pakis, lads?
Bought some ingredients and veg from a Moroccan deli today and the people in there were lovely.
>>25752652
Yeah, they're Africakis, just like the Libyans.
>>25752595
>says it's about helping others
>complains about the pay
Mate he's on 20k+, he has no right to complain about what he's paid.
who /lonely/ here
OC
>>25752591
How easily do doctors give out benzos in the UK?
>>25752651
Good, nhs is shit full of cunts
>>25752677
reporting in famalam, lonely as fuck
>>25752595
is there actually a way to have a 7 day NHS without this shitstorm?
>>25752650
>I make his Polish QT gf lads
* I made
>>25752695
Yeah, hire twice as many of everyone
>>25752677
I've reached the point of loneliness where I'm okay with it.
This is my life now.
>>25752684
Enjoy being in debt for most of your life if you ever need treatment in a hospital mate.
>>25752710
>american model
there are other systems than the dumb american one you retard. I could also just buy health insurance, and get good service and pay less tax
>>25752699
problems with that:
>takes 10 years to become a consultant
>more doctors mean more immigrant doctors, some of which bring problems
>>25752677
The worst parts are if I ever decide to go into the city for any reason, I look around at all the groups of people and think to myself "This is it. This is your life. Wandering everywhere completely alone"
>>25752456
You should talk to him
>>25752745
It probably is better unless you have a chronic disease or get cancer in which case you're bankrupt.
>>25752650
ok this amuses me. maybe I can add that.
>>25752745
Why don't you already do that then mate, its not like there isn't private healthcare systems already in place
PROTIP: You don't get better treatment, it just speeds up the process.
>>25752650
>sausage merchant
That sounds like such a Polish insult
>>25752786
I literally had nothing better to do.
>>25752817
Paki out
>>25752816
I pay so much fucking tax for the nhs you mong, plus it inflates the price and controls what drugs I can get because they are cunts
>>25752524
H-he, you're so salty, hun. Maybe a wee cuddle 'ill make it better
Who /parentalproblems/ here?
Those rare times I haven't been a NEET since dropping out of A Levels I've been working some of the scummiest jobs I can think out. Everything from cleaning deep fat fryers at 6am in the morning to losing my job because my manager wanted a full team of women (true story, I couldn't even be bothered to report this fuck).
Worst part is my father is self-employed running a good-reputation carpet business that has good levels of custom regardless of college degrees and immigrant labour saturating the job market.
Only problem is this nigga refuses to make me his apprentice, despite-
>Him retiring in 5 years, working at about 70% as much as he used to - perfect for training me up
>Working from home in a comfy city using his own car with relatively few overheads minus fuel costs
>Being pressured by my mother to move house, and this would provide the perfect excuse to stay where we are
>Would continue to improve our father-son relationship, as it took me many years to get over him being a giant asshole when I was younger
>Skills-wise would pretty much set me up for life
>Some of my mates have followed their parents into soletrader businesses like antiques trading and other cool shit
Instead, he has consistently maintained the same ''I want you to get a better job - my job is shit'' rhetoric, despite KNOWING I constantly swing between NEET and the lowest of wagecucks. I swear he thinks this is 1970 where earning above national average takes about one afternoon of intense job searching.
Sometimes I wish this was 2003 again and I could buy twenty pound's worth of Nobby's Nuts and Freddos and eat myself to death watching THIRD DIVISION footy results.
>>25752863
They won't reduce the tax you know
>>25752863
You're an idiot, please stop responding to me.
>>25752679
How would I know?
They didn't put me on any medication for it and I don't think there's anything they could do
>>25752877
Your Dad won't even give you a job?
What's going to happen to his business when he retires
>>25752524
My best mate's dad is convicted IRA.
My uncle (I'm English) fought in the Troubles and had his best mate killed.
None of us give a fuck and I'm visiting Belfast next year to get wankered every night.
I haven't told him, but this will be my first party in two years kek.
>>25752877
He wants to sell the company and use the money for retirement, you probably pissed him off
>>25752650
Are the brown marks to represent poop?
>>25752591
There's a post on le reddit with thousands of upvotes and gold on how to deal with tinntus, track it down.
>>25752629
They do work weekends, he's working the weekend after this one and the one after that. That 7 day NHS thing is complete bullshit, I have no idea where they get the idea Doctors don't work weekends.
>>25752674
When he's earning less than people who are completely unskilled for the hours he works he does. He's thinking about going to Australia or Germany, Australia especially the pay is amazing.
The problem with all of this is that the NHS basically runs on the goodwill of the staff. If tomorrow everyone in it said "right i'm just working the hours i'm paid for" the whole thing would collapse in days. Jeremy Hunt is taking that goodwill away by giving them an even shittier deal, my brother lives in a shitty one bedroom flat and has absolutely no free time. He's a really, really good Doctor as well, he got all of the good genes and I am the genetic waste that had to exist for him to be so good. He was top of the class and this country is going to lose him because of what they're doing to the NHS. I'm sure the African who can't speak English will be thrilled with the job instead, but it'll be us suffering.
>>25752652
In 4chan terms, yes.
In geographical and ethanographical terms, Morrocans are as much Pakis as Russians are limeys.
>>25752926
Yes, either because of certain accusations or because he can't poo in loo or wash his hands
I cooked for me and my mummy tonight /britfeel/.
Got me some goodboy points. :^)
>>25752947
>They do work weekends, he's working the weekend after this one and the one after that. That 7 day NHS thing is complete bullshit, I have no idea where they get the idea Doctors don't work weekends.
Because you can't get appointments on weekends ever, because you are more likely to die if you go to hospital at the weekend
>have to go the job centre tomorrow
>>25752947
>NHS collapses
>government cashes in
Not sure what you're still missing, this is what they want to happen.
>>25752980
Just become a doctor, when all the striking ones get sacked for not doing their jobs there'll be loads of vacancies
Been enjoying these ventrilo harassment videos
Whether they're pissing people off or the guys are laughing along they're pretty funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGCq3Bj7_x0
>>25752980
What's your advisor like?
>>25753002
I remember being in high school too lad
I've got balls of steel
>steel
>>25752967
that looks revolting
>>25752617
>tfw you realise you've been on 4chan altogether too long
Maybe it's time to leave?
Thread song lids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtYrpdCwp_0
anyone wanna cuddle? :3
>>25753096
>nigger music
How about no lad
>>25752597
>>25752640
>>25752650
Umm okay... Mmm
Oh sorry, I was just pondering if your Pre-adolesent drivel had been an accompaniment to your birthing. In case you were wondering on my conclusion it is "yes"
And also, saying 'go back to reddit' literally proves you fem-haters are from reddit. So yeah
Goodbye.
>>25753151
The crowd is white
>>25753186
Shut the door on the way out
>>25753096
>Radio 1
>Literally can't understand what he's saying
Let's not have this for the thread music
Can't we have some Coldplay or something
>>25753096
>this is considered music
>>25753199
There's no accounting for taste lad
>>25753216
Should be a bit clearer here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4
>>25753271
Nope, not better.
thread song lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p1jF0zAgEI
Been getting massive pain in my right side for months now lads, the bit on your front where I believe my pancreas/stomach/liver all deposit their shit into.
Think I might legit have cancer. Can't imagine what else it could be.
>>25753271
80% of stormzy's fanbase are posh kids from Oxfordshire.
>>25753325
I have that as well, I think it's kidney mate
>aldi roasted peanuts costs 1quid
>gives 2520 calories and 110g protein
fuck me mates, I can literally just beg on the streets for a few hours and then have enough dough to live for a month.
>>25753344
But this pain is right on my front and sometimes spreads around to the back, your kidneys are on the back side aren't they? Wouldn't the pain be there?
>>25753362
>110g protein
wowza
I think I have some lump right on my bumhole, its painful to sit :(
New officially approved thread music lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU
>>25753403
Sounds like you got date raped lad, change your kebaberie
>>25753403
PILES
I
L
E
S
>>25753383
I think it can be felt all around, would you describe it as more of a discomfort then a pain? Like it's just there but ocassionally stabbing pains?
>>25753431
Yeah that's exactly how I'd describe it, it flares up every now and again.
But it's worse after I eat and if I bend over it gets really stingy, like heartburn but on top of my liver.
>>25753456
I'm sorry anon, I don't know the best way to tell you this but it's terminal.
>>25753080
Looks like he stuffed diarrhea in a dead fish.
>>25753456
When I checked up online it seems like it could be a kidney infection, mine is better recently after feeling like shit for ages, not sure why.
To get a kidney infection you needed to have a UTI, have you ever had discomfort in your dick? Piss alot?
>>25753362
>fuck me mates
xD
>>25752173
You don't understand poleaboo at all
All he wanted was to orbit her
>>25753515
inb4 he calls you oli, a chav or preston
>>25753515
>fatchav is still salty
Probably more than those roasted nuts I just had.
>>25752933
I don't get it, does everybody have significantly worse tinnitus than me? I've had it all my life, took me till I was 15 to figure out it wasn't normal, so my hearing is awful, but it seems like others feel like it's hell.
>>25753576
I'm asking how he feels knowing she's sucking a dick tonight?
>>25753080
>that looks revolting
>>25753489
>Looks like he stuffed diarrhea in a dead fish.
Enjoy your 'meat' kebab from Amir, I hope he gives you his special sauce :^)
>>25753577
>>25753588
THAT'S A BINGO!
>>25753602
Doesn't bother him what she's doing, just that she's happy and he isn't
Though she is a wageslave so she can't be too happy
>>25753675
>Though she is a wageslave so she can't be too happy
Then well done, you won!
>>25753644
Are you saying you are not
>fat
>a chav
no need to deny it, like half the locals are fat inbreds so it's not like you're an outlier or anything.
>>25752967
Looks fancy lad, well done.
OFFICIAL SONG OF TONIGHT'S THREAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YTgwY1Ld5s
ltd edition thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAokC17aYFM
>fultons selling packs of crumbed ham slices for 20p each, RRP about 3 quid
That place is great, as long as you eat the stuff within a few days.
Kebab and chips + peep show
I HAVE BECOME COMFY
>>25752456
Damn lad. Well, you have us faggots to vent to on here if it helps.
I miss the /r9k/ greentext threads of old.
>>25753966
>peep show
>comfy
That show is the precise opposite of comfy
>>25754020
only if it hits home lad
>>25753966
You will never make cummy for this mummy
why
live
TEEBEEH
Why is she so perfect and stuff bros?
>>25754160
underage twobeeehon
>>25754138
>yfw mark walked out
>>25754225
fuck mark, how could he walk out on premium wine chugging milf
I'd cum for that mum in a heartbeat
Can someone explain peak and off peak train times to me? Google tells me this:
Off-Peak.
(Mon-Fri) Not valid for arrival into London before 11:30am.
(Mon-Fri) Not valid for leaving London before 9:30am and between 3pm and 6:45pm.
Valid on all trains at weekends and on public holidays.
But when I look at places like the train line etc, it just tells me that all trains throughout Friday are peak trains no matter what time.
>>25754278
Check the operator's website.
For instance, SWT:
http://www.southwesttrains.co.uk/comparetickets.aspx
>>25754278
Poleaboo believes peak time is just around 9am and 5pm (not between)
>>25753456
That 100% sounds like gallstones, I've had almost that exact symptoms and it was that
>>25754278
Outside of London off peak is generally between 9:30 and 16:00, and after 19:00. I think weekends are off peak all day.
>>25754325
I checked and for the train I'll be on it says:
Off peak tickets cannot be used on trains which arrive at London Marylebone before 1000. They are also not valid on trains out of London between 0630 and 0900 for stations Bicester and south. For Stations Banbury and north Off Peak tickets are still valid during this time.
Which is all fine, but I'm really confused by the train line showing all the trains on Friday as peak trains.
Anyone watch the new Derren Brown show? Wew lads, real intense stuff. Would heartily recommend if you're not doing anything.
>>25754466
Can't stand those shows. They're so blatantly staged.
>>25754466
Poleaboo hates him
It's so clearly fake, I think one was at least confirmed to be
>>25754160
>tfw she's probably bouncing on her bf's dick right now
>>25754476
This. So annoying that people believe that shit. HE'S A MAGICIAN FOR FUCK SAKE
His shows can be fun, despite the falsehood.
Been sat watching the snooker lads.
About the only thing that calms me down in January.
>>25754506
Fuck off lad, Derren's a good boy.
i've had a few so i decided to watch wild child on amazon prime
well worth a watch, would recommend desu
>>25754685
Would only watch it for Emma Roberts tbf
I'm having to sign up for job seekers next week because I can't keep leeching off my Mum.
I'm 20 and haven't had a job other than some cash in hand and despise manual labour. Anyone know if the job centre is somewhat lax when it comes to what type of job you should apply for? if I end up getting something which requires me to actually physically strain myself all day I will probably end up quitting,
>>25754878
>it comes to what type of job you should apply for?
Pretty sure the tories have stopped all that
>>25754878
Apply to call centres, they'll take anyone, it's bottom of the barrel stuff. Awful work mind you but it isn't physically demanding.
>>25754770
She was a lot more qt when she was 16
>>25754878
>Anyone know if the job centre is somewhat lax when it comes to what type of job you should apply for?
They'll badger you quite a bit. If you don't want to deal with that just say you applied but don't. They literally can not prove you wrong.
>>25755000
Yeah, I've heard that they can be pretty shitty
>>25755070
I'm pretty sure they can check, I thought they stop paying you money if you don't apply to a certain amount of jobs per week or something.
>>25754878
prepare yourself lad. the job centre is a horrendous place these days. you'll want to get off it by next month.
>>25754878
>if the job centre is somewhat lax when it comes to what type of job you should apply for?
Nope, they will tell you to apply to everything and anything.
But like the other anon said call centres do hire a lot of spergs. It's a soul draining job and kills your throat having to to talk on the phone for 8 hours a day, but you are just sat on a chair.
There's also retail, not as demanding as manual labour but everyone will apply to retail stuff so it's competitive. You won't get in without some good job experience first.
>>25755148
>I'm pretty sure they can check,
How? They don't have the interest or man power to get in contact with every 20 jobs every person puts down they apply for. You get some real half arsed people who they target, as long as you write down the job title, indeed, company name if given and a reference number then you're good.
All they really care about is that you log on every couple of days to your Universal credit account.
Wanked 4 days in a row, all been bigguns too. It's too much.
>>25755303
kinda casual mate, I jack it at least 8 times a day
>>25755303
Mate, I wank literally every single day. Sometimes twice a day.
>>25755303
not that much, when you're a neet, wanking is a great pass time. wanking daily is the norm now and has been for the past year and a half.
>>25755303
>>25755320
>>25755323
>>25755344
Need pictures of all you lad's foreskins.
>>25755354
Errrrrr mate
>just had a cutie stoner type girl deliver my pizza
Wish I was alpha enough to invite her over for a joint desu
Im so bored and I have no idea why Im up at 1am
>>25755354
Actually have a red mark on mine
>>25755429
>implying she doesn't already get hit on a million times a day by creepy betas
Lads how do you break the cycle of oversleeping. Been sleeping too much because of boredom and then I wake up tired and depressed with a killer headache.
do you still come here
>>25755534
Give yourself something to do during the day. A reason to wake up. Could be anything, a walk, making breakfast for mummy, a job, working out etc.
I found someone irl who likes me but is too busy to meet up like I'd want. Wouldn't be an issue if I knew how to keep a text conversation going. It'll maybe last 10 minutes then I have no clue what to say so the convo just dies.
Who /gettingpissdrunk/ here?
>>25755576
where did u meet them
>>25755576
>but is too busy to meet up
kek, they don't want to meet up. That's an excuse you retard.
>>25755597
I'm /gettinglowleveldrunk/
What are you drinking?
>>25755213
I assumed it would automatically check your directgov account, do you manually write who you have applied for then?
>>25755531
>you will never cuddle Bayonetta
>>25755617
Been on Carling all night but just got some Heiney delivered so on that now.
>>25755551
whose that? lupus chan?
Lads I want to move out from my parents, but the place I used to live at (for uni) Bristol is way too fucking expensive for rent now.
Should I try somewhere else? I love Bristol but I hate being price gouged by landlords all the time.
>>25755600
School way back
>>25755611
It's just conflicting work schedules and she's been going to the doctor a lot this week. Cant do much if I work 6 pm - 2 and she works 7 am - 5.
>>25752924
down the bloodline my great n:? Grandad fought in the war of the roses and there is a box of coins that I inherit ses
>>25755863
>I work 6 pm - 2
the fuck do you do?
>>25755194
I have to add though that though retailis better don't get comfortable.
It will slowly suck away on your psyche like a parasite.
You think you hate people now anon, wait until a few years of retail has passed.
You will learn to hate every single repetitive little detail you see day to day.
You slowly lose your sense of humanity and spiral further and further into depression as the monotony and repetition sink in.
>>25756120
escorting
>>25756270
What's the pay like?
I know working as a carer PA averages around 10 to 13 quid an hour. Is it better then that?
Any cool stories?
Any lads /fromashithole/ here? City of Culture reporting in.
anyone who migrated from /nedervoel/ to here because this is about as close as it gets for us?
>>25756763
neen, maar wel van NL naar UK, kom ook!
Beter bier, dikkere tieten, meer blanken, etc
>>25756537
Stoke.
>>25756537
sheffield massive reporting in
>>25751734
>first thing girl does is announce she's a girl
This is why the sign exists
How easy is it to restart uni lads? Kinda got to the point where I don't wanna do my course, I haven't even been in a month and I'm going to miss all my exams. I don't care about the debt, I don't wanna be stuck doing something I hate.
>>25756893
>implicerende dat ik geld heb
>implicerende dat ik de mentale kracht heb om uberhaupt iets aan mijn situatie te doen
