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Wrapped up in a duvet edition
1st for rentcucks BTFO
Feel free to post why foo
is the lad who taught english in china around?
got a couple of questions
Poleaboo is playing Hearthstone
lads all I had to eat today was biscuits and peanut butter. i feel like i'm going to throw up. might have to go to the corner shop to get something to drink and clear my stomach. maybe some food too. what will help?
>>25768834
You're him trying to instigate conversation about yourself.
No one gives a shit about your fake stories.
>>25768869
>mfw Angryanon is being angry
>yesterday evening I asked my dad if he wanted me to shopping while he was at work
>tells me it's okay and he'll go after work
>he gets back from work today and tells me he couldn't be bothered going shopping and I can just go later if I want
>15 minutes after I've got out of the shower it starts raining like the end times
Fuck you dad, I can see why mum left you.
>>25768829
Happy upcoming weekend to all.
>tfw home alone and turn music up from 6 to 7
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>>25768829
Waifu posted senpai.
I should really find some more pictures of her desu.
>>25768900
Are you the lad whose dad is illiterate and you BTFO him the other day after he wouldn't let you borrow the car?
>>25768843
Get a kebab down you, pronto.
>>25768922
>tfw can only listen to music on headphons because chavs next door play DJ Bass Drum at room shaking volume all day so I can't hear my music over it
>>25768843
Get some KA from the corner shop
Man I wish I lived near a shop. Would love to be able to go outside and get some KA.
>>25768933
How many do you have senpai? I have almost 200.
>>25768941
No, my dad's very much literate. However, he does seem to think bacon sandwiches are a suitable replacement for every other thing anyone might ought to eat, thus his reluctance to go shopping until the salty pig meat has run out.
>>25768994
>he does seem to think bacon sandwiches are a suitable replacement for every other thing anyone might ought to eat
Are you telling me they're not?
>>25768979
>live 5 mins next to a popular burger shop, a butcher, tesco and a middle eastern grocery store
>buy meats and vegs for dirt cheap
>grab a burger if i'm lazy and dont want to cook
>go to tesco to buy shitty drinks and candy
Life's good
>>25768869
Why be so cynical?
Why be so salty?
Did you not get enough attention as a child?
Why would you think he was lying?
What's wrong with you?
Why can't you function like a normal human?
How did your parents let this happen to you?
Is it your fault?
Is it a genetic defect?
I'm curious anon, please share you miserable story that you call an excuse for a life
>>25768964
My chav neighbors moved out of the council house next door, could always hear their kid shouting and them fucking, I could go to 8+ but I don't really like music that loud
Need to go to co-op to get some spice mix for my burritos but it's cold and dark, too much effort just for some spice mix though, might go up after I've had a pot noodle and have some energy
>>25768979
KA? What's that?
>>25768869
booty
bothered
>>25769021
I am proper jelly mate
I live 20 minutes away from Tesco then there is a bunch of dirty take aways next door and that's basically it. It's also a really dangerous place to walk too.
I hate being poor and living in a council estate.
>tfw had a successful interview for an actual non-shit decent-paying job
>tfw it would require 2 hours of travelling every day to get to
>tfw only applied to it by accident
>tfw I'd have to save up to move or buy (and fucking insure) a car
>>25769009
Yes, I am.
It's just cheap, salty, shit and it's only the food industry's desire to exploit the dumb animal part of your brain that has led you to believe otherwise.
Going to a party tonight with a girl I like and who used to like me, not sure if she still does though, probably not after 3 years. Anyways I'm super nervous
>>25769026
>>25769083
Nice samefag, very subtle
>>25769071
Best fizzy pop ever
>>25768834
I'm here anon, ask away
>>25768869
>mad as fuck because he's doing nothing with his life
If I was going to lie about something, I wouldn't pick something that literally anyone here could do
>>25769104
Get some proper bacon from a butchers.
>>25769113
Don't quit your day job mate
>>25769104
>It's just cheap, salty, shit and it's only the food industry's desire to exploit the dumb animal part of your brain that has led you to believe otherwise.
t Abdul Islamabad
>>25769164
>>25769145
>That gap between posts
You need practice
>>25769071
https://youtu.be/HXy0Vzp9asg
>>25769186
>being this paranoid
Haha, holy shit
>>25769145
>Anime image
You fucking weebs always taking these shit engrish jobs to go to 'glorious' Asia. Shaking my head son, shaking it like a dog.
How are you lads spending your Friday night?
>sitting here in a blanket
>watching stargate
>Might order a kebab
>>25769244
Better than sitting at home wanking to hentai all day
>>25769245
I'm staying in, because I went to the pub last night anyway.
It was bloody cold, I have no desire to leave the house.
>>25769255
You do know the cure to porn addiction isn't taking a job in the shithole that's China right?
Got cucked into buying Dying Light because a cute girl wants to play coop, it's pretty fun though
>>25769283
You are a very negative person. Why is this?
>>25769244
>>25769283
I just feel embarrased for you, what have you done with your life that makes you think that travelling to a foreign country and having fun for nearly a year is somehow worse that sitting in your cold , dark room wanking in front of the glow of your monitor while you argue with an anonymous person on a mongolian puppet image forum?
>>25769360
Fuck off normie shit
Why do you even post here?
>>25769360
Whole lot of projection there lad. Good for you getting out there and all but not everyone is living in the little hell you were before going.
>have a wank to porn through speakers
>go down to get pot noodle
>mfw not actually home alone
>mfw it wasscatporn
>>25769360
i actually have a laptop
>>25769374
It's like I'm at the zoo banging on the window of the fucking chimp enclosure.
>bang bang bang
>REEEEE NORMIE
>bang bang bang
>REEEEEE GET OUT NORMIE, REEEEE REEEE
Going back on the dole Monday, lads.
Been off for 2-3 years as well.
Don't know how to feel.
>>25769145
Okay so I've been thinking about it a lot more and am quite keen on it however there's a few things apart from muhh social anxiety that might be a problem
Did you have your own room? If so could you listen to music at night for example
Fuck sharing a room with others as I like to listen to music on a low-level while I sleep
How was the food? Was it all just Chinese?
I basically live off pasta, pizza and chicken wings atm and am a pretty fussy eater.
Pretty sure I'd just starve out there
How slow was the internet? Are we talking dial up speeds or 2 or 3mb/s?
Could you tell me what an standard/average day was like in the 11 months you spent there
For example what time you got up, what time you spent with the kids, leisure time etc
>>25769092
Same lad. The most nearest shop to me is a 20 minute walk away.
>>25768792
our country is fucking shit, the lower classes are sub human hooligan scum which need to be exterminated, the middle classes are brainwashed and antisocial and the upper classes are posh prudes
i wish someone would put us out of our fucking misery
>>25769533
this'll cheer you up m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63rcdLeXiU8
>>25769469
Like a chinese tourist.
Watching take me out lads
Why would anyone do this to themselves?
>>25769245
Working on some long overdue articles for an exhibition, catching up on some music I downloaded ages ago and still haven't listened to and drinking tea.
Going to make some food in a bit, tuna steaks, brown rice and carrots, about as healthy as I get at the moment, it's a start though. Pretty tasty too.
Wish I had some booze, but got none left.
>>25769598
Poor lions, zoo's make me sad, knowing that they are living a Truman Show life
>>25769500
>Are we talking dial up speeds or 2 or 3mb/s?
Not him but I went to china for a bit and it was dial up speed for english sites. I'm talking not even being able to load english sites without it taking 5 minutes. Chinese sites would work faster but not helpful if you can't read the language.
>>25769625
Because twats like you watch it
>>25769533
yea this
ww3 when
>>25769488
Don't forget to tell them about the dubs you got.
>>25769650
>implying we're not all living in a Truman show life
You need to read up on the flat earth son.
>>25769668
You are very bitter my friend
>>25769650
Animals go insane in zoos.
And I mean actually insane. Many suffer mental breaks. I've seen bears sitting, rocking back and forth in zoos.
>>25769702
I seen a monkey slamming itself into a window over and over, it was bleeding. Told the zoo worker but he didn't seem to give a fuck.
>>25769104
Not sure if I'm on the same page. Peanut butter and bacon sandwich, or different? My college sometime has what I mentioned, they're not as bad as you would think.
>inb4 burgerland/amerifat (which is true)
>>25769742
>REEEEE NORMIES OUT!
Zookeeper is used to it, just like a 4chan mod, he knows they'll tire themselves out eventually
Who here /tryingnottowank/?
I just want that high test desu lads
>>25769742
>Hungry Monkey.webm: File too large (file: 2.2 MB, max: 2 MB).
>[delete] [delete all]
On the train tbqh lads, there's a qt on the otherside of my seat, she smells nice
>>25769500
>Did you have your own room?
No, you share with at least one other person. The max is 4 people to one room.
>How was the food? Was it all Chinese?
The free food they gave me was very nice, it was all chinese but very good which is part of the reason why I lasted so long on my small budget. If you want western food like pizzas and burgers you need to go to the nearby town which is only 5-10 mins on the bus, it's in walking distance if you would prefer that.
>How slow was the internet?
Probably about 2mb/s but it's slow to connect to western websites, probably something to do with the firewall
>Average day
>got up at about 10am
>had a shower
>got dressed
>had breakfast
Then it really depended what the weather was like, I'd either go for a wander around and read/watch an anime on my tablet, hang out with the other volunteers, make a trip to town, basically most things you could do in England except with piss slow internet
>have lunch at about 1ish either in town or back at the school
>evening the students would arrive at about 5pm
>mix of kids and young adults
>2 sometimes 3 hours listening to the students speak and correcting their grammar and pronunciation
>correct their spelling mistakes
>afterwards some of the kids would want to play football or nignoghoop so you could plah with them
>drink beer, chill out
>go to bed whenever
There was lots to do in the nearby town, it's a very tourist friendly place
>>25769895
>No, you share with at least one other person. The max is 4 people to one room.
sounds like pure hell for the average robot
>tfw I don't even have anything to post about
Maybe I should go for a walk or something.
>>25769598
this comment is original now
>>25769845
Does she have cute feet?
>>25769895
>No, you share with at least one other person. The max is 4 people to one room.
Wew lad.
>>25769895
>No, you share with at least one other person. The max is 4 people to one room.
Damn it.
The rest sounds great though, what were the other volunteers like? I know its a vague question sorry
How long would you play football with them? That sounds really comfy
>>25769991
>No, you share with at least one other person. The max is 4 people to one room.
>Wew lad.
Killed all my interest tbqhwy
>>25769979
Why are non-whites so subhuman?
>>25769979
>visably pissed off
>clearly underweight
>male trying to protect the female from these vile gooks
Honestly if I was there I would have slapped the cunt
GO ON LADS another boring Friday wishing I had some decents freinds to drink with instead of sat with a obnoxious pothead.guess Il just go to nanas and order a chinky
fluffed the interview lads
just kill me now
slipped on ice today and fell on my bum bum. no anal pounding for me tonight :(
>>25770035
Imagine throwing the fat fuck in there.
>>25770105
keep applying. best' o' luck' ol' chap'
>>25770105
You fucking autist. What was it for and how did you Fuck up
>>25769991
They looked cute and I asked if she could take her boots off, she just looked at me in disgust, made a scene and moved to the other carriage
Fucking hell
>>25770008
The other volunteers were fine. For a couple of weeks there was a Californian girl there and the sound of her voice infuriated me, she just had that typical Stacey voice. Also she spoke with an upward inflection so everything she said sounded like she was asking you a question
>oh my god I went to the town yesterday?
>and I like, saw this guy?
>and he was like, riding his motorcycle?
>but he was like, carrying all these things on his back?
I'd avoid the cunt like the plague. She was a nice person, just extremely annoying.
It was mostly Scandinavian people who only really spoke when spoken to but if you wanted to have a conversation with one it wasn't difficult to get them talking for a while.
The kids would play for a couple of hours before heading home, you could join in or stop at anh time. It was fun but I never really played nignoghoop much because I'm terrible at it, preferred football
>>25770144
>asked if she could take her boots off
wew
>>25770130
Teaching English in Japan (JET).
Said I preferred dogs to cats when they asked, was so nervous I didn't understand half the questions so had to have them repeated to which the final response was "no, that's okay. I think we've got enough now" only 10 minutes in. Forgot to mention the part about what I could do for Japan and just said why I wanted to do it, said I wouldn't tolerate rowdy kids and would send them outside (apparently not a good thing from the looks I got from the pair of them).
Just a complete mess. After the interview I was just escorted out of the embassy, not back into the room with the other candidates where they were chatting with former JET participants. I'm ashamed.
>>25770226
They sound like arseholes desu lad. Japs have high standards they could probably smell the weeb on you desu senpai
>>25770290
shouldn't have worn my haganai tie either, thought I was being ironic but the way they looked at it... I've never felt someone that disgusted with me before
>>25770226
>After the interview I was just escorted out of the embassy,
Hahaha that's hilarious
What the fuck did you tell them that they actually kicked you out?
Looks like getting past the Google spam filter will be harder than I thought
It's okay to have "google" in your subject but you can't steal their code for the template of your email
Haven't checked if you can have gmail/google in your name yet though
>>25769979
Worthless animals.
>>25770202
I just wanted to confirm cute feet ;-;
>>25770324
>haganai tie
Christ
>>25770372
Aren't you in enough trouble already. Stop this shit
>>25770324
>haganai tie
I had to google that. Please be taking the piss mate
>chavs have set up an encampment in the tree at the bottom of my garden
Might get my windows bricked tonight lads. My mum confronted them when they lit a fire so they're going to be out for revenga now.
>>25770359
Nothing really, I only realised what had happened after it had happened. The escort walked me back to the reception and when I was signing out I saw the guys that got there before me were still in there, despite mine being the last interview. They were still watching the video and chatting with the previous participants after their interview.
I feel like they really mugged me off, you know how bouncers sometimes say 'please step over here mate so we can talk' and just leave you? That's what happened and I fell for it.
Not sure exactly what upset them, maybe the fact that I said the Japanese aren't very open with their feelings and that may cause tension between my and the teacher I was assisting.
>>25770437
Did your /int/ thread not get any replies?
Flatmate came back today and hasn't said hi, they also left for the holidays without saying goodbye
>>25770467
why would he? flatmates aren't necessary friends or even acquaintances.
Evening chaps, how are we all?
>>25770467
He probably is avoiding you because of something you did, or something's wrong with them. They might be testing you to see if you're going to say hi to them first
>>25770437
So basically you didn't fucking rim them at the interview and gave fucking stupid answers.
Good effort mate, is this your first ever interview?
>>25770467
He had gay sex on his holiday and now he's worried he's attracted to you. He'll be avoiding you for a while.
>message from recruiter about a job I want yesterday afternoon
>call them back in my lunch break today
>"hes on his lunch break"
>"everyone's at lunch
>"Shall I get him to call you back afterward"
I am getting really fucking annoyed with retards who don't know what an email is. Looks like I'll have to try again on Monday and hope none of them are hungry
>>25770505
I was just honest mate, I'm a brit - we will not be slaves and all that.
>>25770453
I don't post on /brit/ and there were no other channers there. So I don't know who that is.
>>25770548
>I was just honest mate, I'm a brit - we will not be slaves and all that.
That doesn't mean you practically insult them, you've gotta remember they were imperialists too. They're probably quite jealous of us lad
>>25770226
>and would send them outside
Not allowed to do that in Japan.
You're not missing anything anyway. No whitey actually teaches English to these kids. You'll be partnered with a Jap who does all of the actual teaching. You're nothing more than a circus monkey acting out the words "cry" and "laugh" and other pointless shit that doesn't actually help anyone learn anything. You're also mainly there as a white face so the school can shill to ignorant 30 year old nip women that they have a native English speaker so they should totally send their kids there to become fluent English speakers.
Wanna watch some porn on an ipad that is mine, but given to me by work.
How do I know if they know what I'm doing?
It's connected to their systems it seems as I can find everbyody's contact details and all my files etc
>>25770675
Best not risking it
>>25770693
Not at all?
I jhave a laptop and a phone too from them, surely there's gotta be a way to get some cheeky footie manager downloaded and watch some porn at home on it
>>25770675
They're definitely watching what people do on those tablets.
Workplaces do this all the time. They monitor all emails in-house and observe what everyone does on their computers.
Fucking 1 degree C outside but I have to go for a run. Even if I become /fit/ i will still be an autistic cunt with no desire to waste time on a gf; why even bother.
>tfw you're secretly a normie but still scream 'reee normie out' at every other person that posts because you're a michevious cunt
>tfw I am part of the angry anon boogeyman
melts, the lot of you
>>25770764
Because you want to be the best possible version of yourself that you can be, also when you're truly /fit/ you will gain a lot of confidence, don't give up mate.
>we're all gonna make it
>>25770752
It'd be over my wifi and stuff not on theirs.
Just got cucked again, four relationships in a row. Buying lsd from my mate tonight too, I think this is the end lads.
>>25770820
You cheeky fraggle
I'm the melt calling angryanon, get your own gimmick!
>>25770764
How long have you been running?
At a certain point, you have to enjoy it. If you've been running for over six months and it still hasn't turned into something you enjoy, then you're fucked.
>>25770836
That is a shame lad
>>25770836
Why bother though? Why do you think relationships are worth your time? And have a good time, don't take more than one tab if this is your first time
>>25770611
Yeah I have heard that. Well no point crying over spilt milk, I've got more anime to watch.
>>25770675
do not risk it lad under any circumstances
defer the wank, just do it on your computer
>>25770869
Could always try Korea or China.
>>25770862
kek always makes me laugh
>>25770865
I've taken it 3 or 4 times already, first time I took two tabs and it wasn't that bad. Dunno if I'm in the right mindset for it tonight though but we'll find out.
>>25770548
Kek, enjoy being on the dole because you're too honest for the world lad.
>>25770898
I made that myself desu
Not surprised its been done before though
>>25770396
told you to grease the fucking thing
anyone watching corrie in 10 min?
fucking hate that down syndrome cunt though
>>25770941
spray a hose at them, but instead of water, make it petrol
and then set them on fire
>>25770898
>taking LSD when you're an anxious paranoid depressed wreck
PROTIP: try get some benzos before you drop for when your inevitable bad trip becomes too much to handle
>>25770953
Not seen it in a few days
Who is the downie?
What do you think of my haul lads
>>25770971
I've only taken it at low points in my life
>>25770971
I never once said I was anxious and paranoid mate, I'm a bit upset but I seen it coming. I have benzos though, bought them off the web a while ago so I'll keep them at hand just in case.
>>25770873
My computer is fucked so when they kitted me out I wanted to basically make it kinda my own
Guess there had to be a catch
>>25770976
he's the 3rd worst actor on the show apart from Les Dennis and Shane Ward
>>25770978
Pretty Good 10/10
>>25770978
too much moe shit, is there even a show there that has a male cast member?
>muh patriachy
>>25770978
Pretty sweet. No idea why anyone buys those pack of cards though, it looks like 99% of them are screencaps from the anime.
>>25771038
They brought that mong back?
And Dev is a much worse actor than any of those. Emily is also a complete and utter waste of space.
I was moving something really heavy earlier and now have dried blood in my nose. Is it possible that's what caused it?
Never had a nose bleed in my life.
>>25771002
Bad idea imo, everyone's different though
>>25771016
Ah fair enough mate, I just assumed, trip well, trip free, inshallah
>>25770820
>>25770847
how did this not turn into a proper throwdown? pair of shandy drinking cunts
>>25771068
>is there even a show there that has a male cast member?
Yes
>>25771089
brain aneurysm, enjoy your death
>>25771104
I'd already be dead, retard.
>>25770953
No fucking way I didn't even know a downie was in it last time I watched it the mechanics kid was in hospital because she has cancer
>>25771081
Yeah he's working in the cafe. I'd throw up if I had to eat food that mong had handled. Also Emily's gone pal, they shipped her off to Peru to work with Spider doing charity.
At least Devs funny
>>25770978
Cool cum rag
Paging Mr Poleaboo, paging Mr Poleaboo:
>>25759037
>>25759037
>>25759037
>>25771098
Fucking moist prick never replied did he, that's why, you fuckin want some now do ya?!
CUNT!
>>25771132
who made you doctor in charge? If I say you're going to die, you're going to fucking die
>>25771095
I worked through a lot of my depression and ego issues after taking 4 tabs in my room while my mum was asleep
>>25771162
I'm not going to die before I punt you in your disgusting face.
>>25771132
You're a neurosurgeon now?
You're dead soon m8
think imma go to bed for the second time today, get me some comfy.
>>25770978
A huge waste of money, but who am I to judge?
Enjoy anon.
>>25769979
I really hate Chinese people, they lack basic human kindness
>>25771183
ya com fockin get me ya wee cheeky cont
>>25771161
You're as threatening as the raider 2bh lad.
>>25771220
It was [POUND SIGN]50 for the whole lot, pretty good desu
DO YOU MISS ME YET?
>>25771191
Dammit Jim I'm a shitposter not a surgeon
>>25770035
males don't protect the females. They do a good enough job of that themselves.
>tfw your mum comments on how ripped you've gotten over the past few months
t-thanks mum
>>25771244
no, maybe if you don't post for longer. yea try that.
>>25771191
>>25771222
FUCKIN MON THEN YOU WEE CUNTS!!
>>25771244
MY HERO, GET BACK IN THE GAME
>>25771254
Lmao you're a fucking idiot, don't comment on things you know nothing about
>>25769245
Going for a meal with the Mrs later. Feel ill as fuck though.
It's too fucking cold Lads
>>25771274
The Ugly ones start mirin first m8
>>25771275
I HAVEN'T POSED UNDER MY TRIPS FOR 24 HOURS
>>25771226
>t. professional internet hardman
>>25771302
Says the guy projecting his shit brained human-centric opinions onto a photo
>muh male protecting female
Fuck off
>>25771221
It's a shame that they and India have such large populations.
12 cans of Polish superbrew in hand lads, good feel, what is everyone else /drinking/?
>>25771308
WAHEEEYYY!
BANTZ!
>>25771319
not long enough obviously.
>>25771324
You're not the melt I am looking for
Sold all my old CDs and DVDs for 50 quid today boys, not a bad haul if you ask me.
>>25771325
>how does the heirachy in a pride of lions function
I stand by my statement.
>>25771375
WON'T GET NONE OF YOUR CDS BACK
>>25771346
YOU KNOW IT LAD YOU KNOW IT
>>25769245
Working in the morning. Just put some chicken nuggets and chips in the oven. Eating like a king.
Last day of work tomorrow. Gonna be easy as fuck and I'll be able to chill all day.
>>25771375
How many of each did you sell? What kind of stuff was there?
>>25771381
And I stand by mine
You're worse than the people who look at a picture of a cat and assume the cat is "happy" or "sad" despite it looking the exact fucking same as usual
Pure projection. Lot of mongs do it with animals.
>>25771398
>Working in the morning
What do you do lad?
>>25771375
Messed up son. In 40 years they could have been worth thousands.
>When are you going to get a girlfriend?
>When am I going to get a grandchild ?
>Why dont you want to settle down ?
>You have a good job, girls like that havnt you told anyone ?
>When are you going to stop playing silly games about swords and monsters anon and get a grilfreind
>You should speak to some girls when you go to college
>Its Friday why dont you go to town tonight, you might meet some girls anon
>do you want me to take you out and introduce you to some girls ?
>what haapped to that girl you where speaking to ? ( "that was last year mum" )
>your sister is speaking to boys why arnt you speaking to girls ?
>you should go on Facebook and speak to people you might find a girl you like
This is my mother, this is what she says to me week in , week out. literally that is all she say she just tweaks the sentence everynow and again
Why won't my mum understand that I have no intention of searching for love or affection and just let me play diablo and drink on my own ? Its seriously annoying me lads
>>25771457
Yep because old VHS are like fucking ancient artifacts being sold at Sotherby's....
>>25771530
>VHS are like fucking ancient artifacts
>he doesn't know
>just a wageslave here
Corrie using our memes
>>25771387
RUN UPSTAIRS INTO ROOMS FLIP THE MATRESS AND SEARCH FOR THE CASH
IN THE VILLA OF ORMEN
ormen blox
>>25771449
Holy shit you deluded cunt, not sure if trolling or just stupid
>what in animal instinct
>why is there only one male 'protector' in a tribe
>how rivals does the average males have to defend his pride from in a lifetime
Both males and females can defend the pride against intruders, but the male lion is better-suited for this purpose due to its stockier, more powerful build.[72] Some individuals consistently lead the defence against intruders, while others lag behind.[73] Lions tend to assume specific roles in the pride. Those lagging behind may provide other valuable services to the group.[74] An alternative hypothesis is that there is some reward associated with being a leader who fends off intruders, and the rank of lionesses in the pride is reflected in these responses.[75] The male or males associated with the pride must defend their relationship to the pride from outside males who attempt to take over their relationship with the pride.
Bet you've never even seen a wild lion in your life, pleb
>>25771530
>>25771543
Certain VHS tapes are actually worth a lot, but it's the really uncommon pre-certificate stuff that barely anybody had in the first place.
A pre-cert copy of something like The Devil Hunter is worth nearly a grand.
>>25771221
Not all of them are like that. The problem is, during Mao's reforms to move people from the countryside to the city, they brought their dumb fucking peasant attitudes with them.
There's plenty of normal Chinese people but since there's like 1.3 billion of the fuckers living there, just 10% of them totals to more than the entire population of the UK. Can you imagine? If 10% of the Chinese are horrible cunts, that's like everyone you've ever encountered in the UK being a horrible cunt.
>>25771550
ALL YOUR KIDZEZ TOYS
>>25771592
>what in animal instinct
>animal instinct for Savannah creatures applies to snowballs and gooks
lol...
>got no weed
>don't get paid until 21st
I guess codeine will have to do, eh?
>>25771670
Define instinct for me, then explain how being attacked doesn't come into this category
>>25771711
state cwe technique
Anyone want to play Rocket League on PC?
>>25770764
Just been for my run, it's really not that bad once you get out there
>>25770825
>we're all gonna make it
yes
>>25770850
Only one month, but I still went tonight. Very cold and icy underfoot but I ran OK if not a little slow.
>>25770832
If it's a corporately managed iPad they'll still be able to monitor it
>>25771730
Explain how a lion, that has evolved in places that have never seen snow or gooks, would ever think of snowballs as "being attacked"
You can't, without once again projecting your feelings onto them
>>25771764
Good lad
Commento originale
>>25771711
Sorta know your pain, laddy.
My MFLB broke yesterday, had to get a replacement, due monday. Whats the point in living tbqh...
>>25771752
What rank are you?
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original
>>25771813
18, only started last week :)
>>25771739
You can get pure codeine tabs but they're harder to get than something like co-codamols.
Anyway
>Crush up the pills to a really fine dust, or just empty the pills out into a glass
>fill with lukewarm water and stir very well
>pop in the freezer for 30-45 minutes until very cold
>don't let it freeze or you're fucked
>place a coffee filter over another glass
>filter it
>don't squeeze or try to rush it as it will release a lot of paracetamol into water
>add juice to taste
I've seen people use paper towels. Don't know how well they work but coffee filters work very well and they're cheap as fuck.
>>25771807
Been thinking about getting a pax for a while now. Would be really convenient for out and about. Do you find you use more weed?
>>25771711
Your pretty cool for a qt you know.
>>25771547
Can we claim royalties?
>>25771791
If you dont see how already then you're probably a legit psychopath and there's no point continuing this debate because you'll never understand
>>25771874
You motherFUCKER. ONE OF THESE DAYS YOU BASTARD!
>>25771842
>coffee filters work very well and they're cheap as fuck.
Have them from another project so thanks muchly senpai, will be giving it a whirl, got some 30/500 cocodamols to use so results should be good, any idea how many pills I should start off with?
>>25771884
>then you're probably a legit psychopath
Oh look, you did what I blamed you for doing.
>and there's no point continuing this debate because you'll never understand
Translation: I have no argument
Thanks for playing
>>25771842
> Do you find you use more weed?
Quite the opposite, I use insanely less than when I used to smoke with a pipe.
I'm still on a quarter that I bought sometime last summer, vaping everyday from 6pm-11pm.
I think I'm incredibly sensitive to THC, though, a trench can last me a couple of days.
>>25771923
Fun fact: you can take up to 5 grams of paracetamol without any adverse effects (providing no alcohol is involved)
Daisy or Daisy's sister, anons?
You can only have one.
>>25771952
>(providing no alcohol is involved)
le problem
>>25771954
Wasn't she like some random chav slag before she was famous?
>>25771954
Sister pls
>>25771426
I guess there were about 40 CDs and maybe 10/15 DVDs? The DVDs were worth loads of average. I split them through two companies to make more cash, these are from Music Magpie
>>25771954
I suppose her sister so we can go out and not get stopped by every other berk asking for a picture or an autograph.
>>25771830
I think i meant level then because i'm like 450
>>25771426
And these were from a website called Zapper.
>>25771457
I think I'll be alright
>>25771923
Depends on your tolerance. I know people who will be spaced out from 60 mg lol.
I personally take 200-250mg to get me where I need to be. Any less is just a waste for me.
>>25771950
Thanks. Probably gonna drop some cash on one then. I go through tons of weed when using my bong or pipe. Plus it's a lot healthier. I sometimes get a little chesty in the morning because of the smoke.
>>25771954
muh rey rey
>>25771972
>Wasn't she like some random chav slag before she was famous?
>>25771979
May change mind
>>25771932
>Oh look, you did what I blamed you for doing.
Lolwat
>Translation: I have no argument
As I said you won't understand, so there's no point
Now stop shitting up the thread.
"Thanks for playing"
Just took two tabs, post trippy shit lads
>>25772003
I take two of them and sometimes I'm comfy, not always though. Had a car crash a while back so have an infinite prescribed source of them now, will play about , won't lie 250mg sounds like a lot.
>>25772009
>Lolwat
You used psychopathy as an "argument". In order to do that, you would have to on some level assume the psychology of a regular human is even remotely related to the psychology of a lion in a cage with snowballs being thrown at them by gooks. This, like I've said 50 fucking times and you STILL keep doing it, is projecting your human emotions on to animals
>As I said you won't understand, so there's no point
Translation: I have no argument
>Now stop shitting up the thread.
Translation: I have no argument, but I want the last word, so please fuck off so I can "win"
>>25772038
Deep dream some photos of yourself m'boy
>>25772038
nooooonononoonoonono
>>25772079
It's not too bad. If you weren't cwe them then it's bad because of all the paracetamol.
Plus I'm not one of these people who blasts 300mg 3 times a day. Maybe once a day a few times a week when I'm off work and just want to chill the fuck out.
>>25772038
Wavy
>>25771038
Can this be the new /britfeel/ image? We can add whatever relevant images as we go
>>25769245
>Watching Stargate
>>25772087
I bet you're the kind of lad that used to torture your neighbours cat too aren't ya bud, bless
There is no last word to be had, you are wrong, simple as that, if you can't accept it, I'm sorry but that's not my problem
Translation: Stop shitting up the thread
>>25772153
no, downer faces creep everyone out
>>25772204
>gets rekt
>b-b-but you're wrong
Can certainly tell it's the weekend
>>25772169
Mah nigga desu
What weights would one have to lift to get this big?
I don't want to waste my time on heavy weights if its.managable on 10kg
Lads I gave up booze since boxing day but I could fucking murder a drink right now. What can I replace alcohol with? It can't be weed as I get fucking drug tested at work. Help guys
>>25772126
How long do they last at that quantity?
>>25772264
I'm not far off and don't even lift. He's a bit more defined.
>>25772264
>get this big
>picture of manlet
Literally wtf
>>25772312
If you mean the high the 'main high' lasts 2-3 hours and I feel relaxed for most of the day.
I just want a female cinema buddy to go watch the revenant with so I can also buy a nice tango blast from showcase cinema
